"Congratulations to Brother Tang, congratulations to Sister Ayin, Bibi Dong and I wish the two of us to grow old together and give birth to a noble son as soon as possible" Although the wedding scene was very lively, but due to the scarcity of people, they had to let Tu Shan Momo and them go to make up the number as etiquette, fortunately, this kid had participated in the wedding of Tu Shan Susu and Bai Yue together with Bibi Dong, and he still knew the general process, anyway, Tang Hao is not the kind of person who is obsessed with small sections, so everything should be simple.
"Eh, Brother Little Momo, come over here, I want to talk to you for my brother" Just when Tu Shan Momo was serving as a marriage witness for the two newlyweds according to their Tu Shan's rules, the master didn't know why he was making a look on the side.
"Master go aside, it's a critical moment, don't interrupt me Bibi Dong pull this old man away, don't let him get in the way" This is a person who usually looks serious for the master, why did he take a sip of those monkey fruit wine and start talking nonsense, at this time, the witness can say that he can leave without any occasion.
Hearing Tu Shan Momo's words, Bibi Dong also felt that something was wrong with the master, and when Mao Tu Shan Momo was wishing people to give birth to a noble son early, this guy came here "Master, are you drunk, Bibi Dong will help you go there to rest" "Bibi Dong, listen to me, hurry up and ask Tu Shan Momo to stop talking about that topic of early birth, this, this, alas, I can't tell you two children clearly" At this moment, the expression on the master's face is quite strange, and there is an urge to stop talking, but he doesn't seem to vomit or be unhappy, how tangled is this However, for Tu Shan Momo and them, now is not the time to greet this master, and the marriage must continue.
"Next, let's ask Brother Tang to tell me how he chased such a beautiful and beautiful bride, everyone said it's okay."
Tu Shan Momo, this kid is actually quite good at creating an atmosphere.
It's just that there are very few of these soul beast viewers who can understand his words at the moment, so only Bibi Dong and the Titan Giant Ape are really applauding and supporting.
However, it is better to have a response than not to respond, the scene is embarrassing, but there is still a little applause.
"Well, that, in fact, there is nothing, that is, I have a feeling of love at first sight for Ah Yin.
Yes, it was love at first sight, we had a good impression of each other when we dealt with the guys in the Wuhun Hall that day, and then it didn't take long for something to happen, so we got together. ” Tang Hao was a little squirming and stumbling when he spoke, which did not conform to his manly appearance at all.
However, this is also a normal phenomenon, and men who fall in love are sometimes like a child, and this emotion is completely understandable.
"Oh, what's going on between you, can you tell us all, does anyone want to know?"
Tu Shan Momo once again threw the question to the audience, and our Bibi Dong and the Titan Giant Ape were quite cooperative, and they both nodded almost at the same time.
"That, that's actually nothing, I can't tell you clearly."
The expression on Tang Hao's face was quite embarrassed, in fact, he didn't know how to explain that matter until now.
Fortunately, the wife beside him did not blame him, but stood by his side with a supportive face.
"Oops, our groom is shy, okay, let's interview the bride next, please ask our beautiful sister Ah Yin, how many children do you want to have with our big brother Tang in the future, do you want a boy or a girl" The questions asked by this little thing are getting more and more explicit, how do you ask a girl like Ah Yin to answer your questions But Ah Yin still subconsciously spoke, looking ashamed.
"Actually, in fact, we don't care, as long as the child I have with Brother Hao, it's okay to be a man or a girl."
When asked about giving birth, Ah Yin answered the question while subconsciously touching the lower abdomen with his right hand, which looked casual but felt a little weird.
"Oh, my little brother, can you say a few words, you, I just wanted to tell you not to mention the topic of children, don't mention this topic, why don't you see my hints" The master finally couldn't help it, and even ignored Bibi Dong's obstruction, pulled up Tu Shan Momo, the witness, and left, and then found a place where everyone couldn't see to chat with him.
"Master, I found that you are really strange today, didn't you call me a witness, I am now following the steps step by step, what are you making trouble again?"
"Okay, okay, then I'll tell you the situation, our big brother Tang and his wife have already, already have" When the words came to his lips, the master found that he didn't know how to describe it.
If you say it too directly, will it have a bad impact on an underage girl like Bibi Dong, but if you don't say it clearly, what if Tu Shan Momo doesn't understand "Oh, Master Yuan, you're talking about this, it's not a bad thing to have a little intimate relationship before getting married, aren't the little couples outside like this now?"
Sure enough, Tu Shan Momo didn't understand the master's meaning, to be precise, he didn't understand the voice of Xuanwai.
"Ah, that's not what I said, you kid really didn't understand what I was saying, I mean the two of them already have children, so today, you know" As a last resort, the master had no choice but to clarify the topic.
It turned out that the reason why our Tang Hao and Ah Yin were in such a hurry to hold a wedding was because they misfired.
"What's our Brother Tang actually got on the bus first and bought the ticket later, the type is amazing, amazing, this is a real man, haha" Hearing the master's explanation, Tu Shan Momo's face showed an expression of understanding, and all the questions were figured out at once.
But now, Bibi Dong is confused.
"What the hell are you two talking about, why can't Bibi Dong understand a word about getting on the bus, buying tickets, why don't you buy tickets when you get on the bus?"
Well, how can this kind of thing be explained like this little girl?
"It's nothing, I'm just betting with the master to see if Brother Tang will get a son or a daughter in the future."
Seeing Bibi Dong, who had a confused face before, Tu Shan Momo and the master glanced at each other, warning each other not to leak words, Bibi Dong is really not suitable to listen to these stories between adults now, or let the little girl retain some of the beauty of innocence.
And Tu Shan Momo seems to have learned another trick through this matter, if Bibi Dong hesitates to get married in the future, maybe our young master Tu Shan can also learn from Tang Hao's approach at this time.
"Hmph, you men don't know what's going on in your head, what a bunch of inexplicable creatures, hmph, Bibi Dong's stomach is hungry and he wants to eat, do you two want to come together" Obviously, Bibi Dongdong, who was in his girlhood, didn't have those things between men and women in his head at all, and maybe the temptation to eat food would be greater than those things: