The embarrassment of Fang Cai was swept away at the wine table, and the previous liveliness was restored, Li Shaojin sat there, she didn't dare to eat or drink.
In the headphones, Xie Shunyan said anxiously: "Otherwise, let's withdraw, it's too dangerous." ” Li Shaojin didn't move, and at this time, it was difficult for him to change his smile and said: "Minmin, you see that you don't eat or drink, how boring you are, otherwise let's guess the riddle." ” Li Shaojin slanted at him with his eyes.
The members of the Writers' Association laughed and said, "Come, I'll give you a mystery." ” After speaking, he pointed to a plate of chilled watermelon in front of him and said, "Just this plate, type two words, what do you say?"
This kind of joke is too cheesy, Li Shaojin has heard it in many books.
I thought to myself, it turns out that throughout the ages, those who claim to be literati have not changed their stinky problems at all, and they are still dreaming of the spring and autumn season.
The riddle is very easy to guess, but the comrade Pan Walnut shook his head and smiled innocently: "It's so difficult, I can't guess, who guessed, how about I give her Hermes bag" After speaking, he looked at Li Shaojin's direction.
Liu Xin came to pull Li Shaojin's hand: "Don't listen to him, what he bought is fake." ” Li Shaojin put his hand on his lap in response.
The words of "plate walnuts" are clearly to let the female voice guess.
The member of the writers' association whispered a few words to his female companion, and the girl shouted excitedly: "I guessed, broken melon" Pointing to the "walnut": "Master Jin, the bag is mine, you can't rely on the debt." ” Pan Walnut smiled very happily: "How can I pay the bills to buy it for you, buy it for you, but you are Lao Zhang's person, I am afraid that Lao Zhang will not let go, and you dare not come to take it." ” Lao Zhang is the member of the Writers' Association.
His full name is Zhang Jian.
Zhang Jian also said in a mocking tone: "If you dare to send it, of course we will dare to take it." ” Pan Walnut asked again: "You guessed the riddle, then tell us what this broken melon means" As soon as he finished asking, the old men all over the table patted their thighs and laughed.
The girl who answered the question didn't look as old as Li Shaojin, and laughed, but her eyes were very blank, obviously, she didn't know.
Lao Zheng put his arm around her shoulders and said, "Come out with me, you don't know what it means to break a melon."
The girl thought for a moment and said, "Then I'll give you a drink." ” She drank it so happily that no one laughed at her anymore.
Zhang Jian turned the finger to Li Shaojin: "Minmin, if you can be with Professor Liu, you must have a good academic background, and you must know what it means to break a melon."
After saying that, hehehe, hey, he originally had a national face, righteous and gentle, this smile is like a mouse who hides in the warehouse and steals food and has been watered, which is extremely obscene.
Li Shaojin wanted to say, except for me, everyone sitting here is talking about dogs.
But I've endured it for so long, if I'm too strong, that Liu Xin is wary, wouldn't it be a waste of all my efforts She puffed out her cheeks, pretended to be angry, and didn't make a sound.
Zhang Jian laughed: "Min Min knows, Min Min knows." ” The men at the table were all laughing, and the female companions were covering their noses and laughing: "As soon as you hear it, you will know that it is not a good mystery." ” Zhang Jian laughed enough, and said seriously: "Why is it not a good mystery to break melons, prostitutes, you people are too filthy in thinking, and you are still scholars." ” Breaking melons is a metaphor for a woman's first night, the first time.
After Zhang Jian finished speaking, the men at the table scolded him as a hypocrite.
He didn't care, he turned around and said to Li Shaojin in a very small voice: "Minmin, are you broken, it looks like it's not broken, and it looks like it's broken, it's Liu Xin's old thing."
Xie Shunyan was so angry when he heard it over there: "It's so disgusting." ” Li Shaojin didn't say anything, glanced at Zhang Jian and said, "I'll put up with you for another night." ” Zhang Jian was slightly stunned, and then smiled disdainfully: "Bear with me" Apparently she didn't understand what it meant.
Li Shaojin didn't manage him, looked at Liu Xin and said, "I don't think this meeting is suitable for me, I'll go back first." ” Li Shaojin went out without giving anyone face.
As soon as she left, the atmosphere in the room suddenly changed.
Someone shouted: "Such an uninteresting person, where did you call Professor Liu, spoil the atmosphere." ” Liu Xin was a little unhappy, and said to Zhang Jian: "You think that everyone else is the goods you brought and I haven't discussed the paper in depth, so let you make me angry." ” Li Shaojin had offended these people before, if it was in the past, Liu Xin would not have interceded with her, and Zhang Jian would obviously not be used to Li Shaojin.
But Liu Xin hasn't started yet, and the look he gave Zhang Jian is to let him take care of it first, and he can't cure a woman after he gets it But in the end, he left.
Zhang Jian said with a smile: "It's green, it's a pity that you took the lead, so what are you waiting for, chase it?"
After Liu Xin came out, Li Shaojin didn't go far, and after Liu Xin caught up with Li Shaojin, his face was very ugly.
"Jiang Shumin, you know who you are throwing face with just now, you don't want to come out and mess around, everyone has offended, I see what you will do to survive in society in the future."
Li Shaojin thought to himself that if he knew you bastards, he would be able to survive Are you sluts all of society, and you think too highly of yourself.
In order to intimidate people, Liu Xin will definitely not be obedient at the beginning.
Li Shaojin pretended to be very scared, and wiped his eyes aggrievedly: "Professor, why don't I go back first, and then give me a paper when you have time." ” Liu Xin thought to himself that he was a student after all, and he had never seen the world, so he was not used to it.
This also shows that this person is pure.
An old man in his forties, who has not tried any flavor but likes more and more people who are as simple as this kind of clear soup and little water, looks very clean, let alone use.
Liu Xin changed his tone and said: "Forget it, today's matter, I won't pursue you, you go back to the room to rest first, and when I am free, I will go over to look for you." ” After speaking, he handed Li Shaojin a room card: "It's so late, don't run around, it's dangerous, I booked a room for you." ” Li Shaojin saw that the fish was hooked, but he still wanted to perform, so he pretended to be very hesitant.
Liu Xin took Li Shaojin's hand and put the room card in her hand: "Don't think about it so much, you have offended someone, I want to help you settle things, rest assured." ” Li Shaojin was sure that Liu Xin would not come out soon, she found the room, and then Xie Shunyan, Li Shuyu and others followed.
When everyone entered the house, Li Zhiyu first looked for a place where people could hide.
The hotel room is not bad, floor-to-ceiling curtains, behind the curtains can stand two people.
There is a wardrobe, and there is still a person squatting under the desk.
After Li Shuyu checked these things, the whole person relaxed, sat on the bed and said, "Let's ambush first, this time I don't have to hide outside and worry." ” Xie Shunyan was also very satisfied: "I didn't expect things to develop like this, this time this old thing wants to run, but it's not so easy." ” Anyway, let's beat him up first
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