Listening to Li Muyun's thoughts, Li Yuan's face showed a very strange expression, and he wanted to open his head to see what was inside.
And this is the first time that someone has invited him to be a bandit in front of him, which is really an unprecedented experience for him, a frustrated old man.
So when he saw Li Muyun full of ambition and ready to set off at any time, Li Yuan blurted out and asked, "How did you survive until now?"
"What's wrong," Li Muyun asked ignorantly.
Li Yuan didn't speak, and the little Lori Lin Ruoxi on the side frowned and said: "It's a good day, but go and be a bandit, don't you know that when a thief is caught, he will be beheaded."
"Cut, what's this, my father-in-law has a backstage person in the official mansion, and the big officials in the county are afraid of him."
Li Muyun pulled the little Lori aside indifferently and came to Li Yuan's side: "How about the father-in-law, let's go to be a thief together, when the time comes, eat meat in large pieces, thirsty wine in a big bowl, and set up a big banner on the mountain, write a book for the heavens, rob the rich and help the poor" Speaking of being a bandit, Li Muyun crackled and said that it was called an eyebrow fluttering, and Li Yuan's mind began to come alive when he heard it.
This old man has basically done everything in his life, but he has never tried to be a thief who went to Wagang Mountain back then, it was Li Mi who went to Wagang Mountain back then, Qin Qiong and Cheng Yanjin also went to Wagang, and the biggest rebel leaders Li Yuan and Li Er have never been up, and now they are listening to Li Muyun talking energetically, and they also began to hesitate.
Another point is that Lao Li Yuan's country was robbed by his son, so he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, although running away from home can block Li Er, but after thinking about it, this old man feels that it is not enough.
Now that I heard Li Muyun say that he went up the mountain to be a thief, this old man can really find a good way to pit his son.
The dignified emperor actually ran away to become a thief, if such an unprecedented thing spreads, it will be a shame to throw people home.
But what does it matter, anyway, there will be someone who will be more disgraced than himself.
Thinking of this, the balance in Lao Li Yuan's heart was already tilted in favor of Li Muyun, and his eyes were full of approval when he looked at him.
Thinking of the rebel in Chang'an who ran away after receiving the news that his father had gone up the mountain to be a thief, and his embarrassed appearance, Lao Li Yuan once again had the urge to agree to Li Muyun immediately.
"Father-in-law, do you agree or not, I have even thought of the song of the bandit here, why don't I sing it to you" Old Li Yuan's indecisive appearance made Li Muyun look at it in his eyes, anxious, and couldn't help urging him.
"What is the song of the bandits" Old Li Yuan, who heard the song of the bandits for the first time, took his mind back from his cranky thoughts.
"Good Han Song, I just made it up by my own father-in-law, do you want to hear it" Li Muyuntian shamelessly began to plagiarize.
Li Yuan nodded.
For Li Muyun, he is becoming more and more interested now, this guy's temperament of not playing cards according to the routine is very in line with the current mood of old Li Yuan.
An old man who is cynical and just wants to vent his dissatisfaction in his heart, meets the so-called strange killer of the future, and for a time can be described as a chess opponent, will meet a good talent, Wang Ba looks at mung beans, pheasants and perverts.
Just when old Li Yuan was unprepared, thinking that Li Muyun would come to the normal Qinglou like those plays, a sound like a ghost crying wolf suddenly sounded, which startled the old man fiercely.
"The big river flows eastward, the stars in the sky are Beidou wow hehe, Shen Beidou wow, hehe, Beidou wow, hey hey, hey hey, hey, hey, Li Muyun sighed for a long time, and then continued in the eyes of old Li Yuan who wanted to kill: "Let's go, wow, you have me, I have everything, wow, it's another meal."
Li Yuan's eyes were already a little scattered and sluggish.
"When the road is uneven, he roars, and when it's time to shoot, he will shoot, and he will continue to cry in Kyushu."
For the more popular tunes of modern people, Li Yuan didn't have any sense of beauty in his ears, but in the eyes of this old man, he was more and more sure that Li Muyun was unlearned.
Only Lin Ruoxi's little girl thought that Li Muyun sang well, and stood aside to dance like a god and followed the awkward dance that she learned from Li Muyun.
Finally, Li Muyun finished singing, and looked at Li Yuan as if he was waiting for his evaluation.
However, Li Yuan was noncommittal about this, and glanced at Li Muyun's slightly green face: "Since you want to be a bandit, have you considered what you can grab?"
"Don't you always have connections in the government, when the time comes, inquire about who's raising pigs, let's go and rob whom, and when the time comes, grab the pigs back to the mountain, let's eat meat in large pieces and drink wine in big bowls" Li Muyun said with a smile, but he didn't know that Li Yuan's heart had become cold.
At first, I thought that this kid wanted to be a thief and had great ambitions, even if he said that he would kill officials and rebel, overthrow Li Er's rule, etc., Li Yuan was mentally prepared.
But Ya's biggest goal turned out to be to eat, and the one she ate was pork, which was a great irony for Li Yuantai's identity.
So.
"Slap" Li Yuan, who was furious, slapped Li Muyun on the head: "Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat, you can't find something good to eat except for eating, and you also eat pigs, why don't you eat" "If a thief deserves your job, it is better to be a beggar."
"You won't think about Wagang Mountain back then, look at people, and then look at you" Li Muyun was beaten by the angry old Li Yuan, and the little girl Lin Ruoxi hid to the side and snickered.
It wasn't until the old man finally couldn't move anymore and stopped wheezing, that Li Muyun glared at the little girl fiercely: "I won't give you anything delicious next time."
Hearing the food, the little girl lowered her eyebrows and stepped aside, no longer daring to scream, the young Lin Ruoxi didn't think about it at all, after today, she would follow the master up the mountain, even if Li Muyun wanted to leave something delicious for her, it would be impossible.
Li Muyun also didn't realize this, and after scaring the little girl, he said to Li Yuan, who was still sulking: "Father-in-law, it's not that I'm out of luck in this matter, the key is that the group of famous bandits you said have been destroyed now, just as the so-called wood show will be destroyed by the wood wind, and the so-called rafters that come out will rot first, and some people say that those who kill the mouth will drown, and those who will drown will water, in addition" "Stop, have you said enough" Listening to Li Muyun's metaphor of the donkey's lips not matching the horse's mouth, Li Yuan rolled his charming eyes.
"That's it."
Li Muyun replied quickly.
"Since you're done, let's say a few words."
Li Yuan snorted first, and then said very domineeringly: "Lao Tzu's son wants to be a thief, naturally he wants to be the best thief, as for someone coming to trouble you, with Lao Tzu here, who dares" Speaking of this, he suddenly got up.
Immediately followed by a "bang", accompanied by a muffled snort of the old man and the countless dust falling on the beams, the domineering old Li Yuan got up too quickly, and his brain went directly to the beams
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