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Chapter 16: The First Experience of Robbery (Part I) (Revised Version)


Li Yuan ate very well, and it only took a chicken time for people to fall into the role of the owner of the village and couldn't extricate themselves.

And those guards with him are naturally indispensable, except for watching the little old man's behavior a little uncomfortable, everything else is okay to say, even faintly, those guards feel that in fact, it is not bad if it continues like this, at least in the future, they don't have to run around so nervously every day.

After eating, Li Muyun's mood recovered, and he took advantage of the opportunity to eliminate food, and asked old Li Yuan while picking his teeth with chicken bones: "That, father-in-law, do you say that we have to give the village a name or something?"

"You can do it," Li Yuan said with a full burp mixed with the smell of radish, smacking his lips.

"Oh, that's it" Li Muyun threw away the chicken bones in his hand, squatted on the ground and looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, pondered for a long time with a serious expression, patted his thigh and said: "Since our father and son are surnamed Li, it is better to call it Li Jiazhai" "Poof, Li Jiazhai, this name is too ordinary" Brother Chen Mu, who was leaning against the tree on the side, thought that he would think of something earth-shattering, but it turned out to be just a name that was too vulgar to be vulgar.

"Otherwise, what do you want to call Jinluan Palace," Li Muyun rolled his eyes and said angrily.

"That's a good name, that's it."

Before Chen Mu could refute, the old Li Yuan on the side had already begun to nod, which made Li Muyun immediately proud, but before his smile could unfold, the old man picked up another sentence: "It's called Jinluan Palace" "What" Li Muyun was so frightened that he almost sat on the ground: "Dad, ancestor, do you toss it lightly into the Jinluan Palace, that is what ordinary people dare to call, use this name, we will have to be destroyed in three days" "What are you afraid of, Lao Tzu is going to call Jinluan Palace, what's wrong" Li Yuan glanced at Li Muyun with contempt.

In fact, at this time, Li Muyun made a common-sense mistake, in his opinion, the Jinluan Palace was where the emperor stayed.

But the real situation is that the Jinluan Hall is just another title of the Taihe Hall in the Forbidden City, and there was actually no such title in the Tang Dynasty, that is to say, the Jinluan Hall he just blurted out was the first time it appeared in the Tang Dynasty, and there was no superfluous meaning in these three words, even if it was called, it did not constitute a crime or anything like that.

Of course, the word palace here may be a bit taboo, but the word hall also has the interpretation of tall houses, so if it is really called a palace, there is nothing wrong with it, just like the hall of the great majesty.

The name of the cottage was finally named the name of Jinluan Hall under the joint insistence of Lao Li Yuan, Chen Mu and others.

Li Muyun finally discovered that there were people who were even more unreliable than him.

I don't know what this old man thinks, how can he use the name of a house to name the village, isn't this, the depressed Li Muyun kept complaining, but he didn't think about it at all, even if the name of the cottage is, it is no more than him pulling Li Yuan as a bandit In the evening, the sun fell behind the mountain, and the night gradually covered the earth, and more than ten fast horses rode from Lijia Village to the nearby official road, heading towards the direction of Yinshan County.

Because Li Muyun couldn't ride a horse, he sat on Chen Mu's horse, and the two were close together, like a pair of good friends.

When he arrived on the official road, as the speed of the war horse increased little by little, Li Muyun felt a bump from under his buttocks, and couldn't help but say to Chen Mu: "Can you go a little further, why do you lean so close to me, I'm not a man?"

"Lao Tzu will ride to the neck of the horse any further."

Chen Mu said angrily.

"Then can you not be upside down" Li Muyun's voice sounded a little aggrieved.

"It's the horse that is upside down, and it's not that Lao Tzu wants to be upside down."

Chen Mu regretted why he took Li Muyun out.

"Can I be in front of me?"

"What the hell do you want to do" Chen Mu was a little anxious when Li Muyun asked, and turned his head and shouted.

"My guy is bigger, you are tossing around, I'm afraid that I will be accidentally interrupted by you" Chen Mu was speechless for a moment.

It's not unheard of that riding a double crotch has happened, and it happens even more often on the battlefield, but so many people have ridden horses like this, and they have never seen anyone beat whom.

Besides, it's good for you to put it in your crotch, how can you put it under Lao Tzu's ass, unless.

Thinking of what would happen in the future, Chen Mu couldn't help but shudder, and scolded in his heart: "Slut", he couldn't help but move forward again, and the whole person sat in front of the saddle, giving up the entire saddle to Li Muyun.

Finally, when the group of them arrived outside the rich man's Zhuangzi, Chen Mu's old waist was almost broken by the saddle.

"Bang bang bang" "Open the door, open the door quickly" With a stomach full of resentment, Chen Mu jumped from his horse to the ground, rubbed his waist that was about to break, and smashed the vermilion gate of the manor.

There was not much time, and an impatient voice came from inside: "Who, it's a big night, let people not sleep" "Sleep, you are paralyzed, open the door quickly, if you don't open the door again, Lao Tzu will smash it" Chen Mu, who was angry at Li Muyun's place, had already begun to kick the door with his foot, as if the door was his enemy of life and death.

"Bang, crunch" There was a sound of the door bolt being removed, the sound of the door shaft turning, and the vermilion door being opened from the inside amid Chen Mu's scolding.

Under the light of the torches, a middle-aged man in a long robe was holding a lantern door at the door, and behind him were two burly young men.

"Who are you, do you know what kind of place this is" Before Chen Mu and the others could speak, the middle-aged man had already spoken.

Oh, it's so horizontal The brothers Chen Mu and Chen Huo at the gate were suddenly amused by the middle-aged man's confident questioning, and looked him up and down, Chen Huo said: "Lao Tzu is the king of the nearby mountain, and today I went down the mountain to your house to borrow some plates."

As a result, before Chen Huo's words were finished, the middle-aged man smiled coldly, looked at Chen Huo and Chen Mu with disdain, and said self-containedly: "Why?"

Why were Chen Mu and Chen Huo asked.

Although Chen Mu was angry with Li Muyun on the way here, the thief must have been the first time, and he didn't know how to answer when asked by the middle-aged man.

At this time, the two brothers Chen Mu and Chen Huo, who were standing side by side at the gate of the manor, were slammed away from behind, and a figure rushed out from between the two of them, and then saw the figure raise his leg and kick the middle-aged man out: "Niang Xipi, Lao Tzu is a thief, go down the mountain to your house to find two money to spend, and ask why, why do you say it":