The three fat men, Li Muyun's playmates when he was a child, the two are of the same age and are neighbors, and the relationship is the best on weekdays.
Li Muyun wanted to give away the excess oil, so naturally he wouldn't send it alone, so he pulled this fat man who grew meat when he drank cold water.
And the three fat men were curious about the sudden extra people in his friend's house, and when he saw Li Muyun coming to him, he followed him without thinking about it.
One trip, two trips, and finally after the third trip carrying the oil jar to the outside of the yard, Li Muyun stood up, and said to the three fat men beside him: "If you look at me with that kind of look again, believe it or not, I will beat you to the point that even Aunt Li can't recognize you."
The three fat men pursed their lips, first showing a disdainful expression, and then approached Li Muyun mysteriously: "Da Lang, people in the village are rumoring that you are the illegitimate son of that old man, is this true?"
"Fart, who are you listening to" Li Muyun glared at the three fat men with eyes that wanted to kill.
"That's what everyone in the village says, and they also say that you may have picked it up at the garbage dump, and now your own father has found it," the third fat man took two steps back and said very seriously.
"Lao Tzu also said that you still sent it with phone bills, do you believe it or not?"
"What is the phone bill" The three fat men were confused.
Li Muyun was defeated by the neural reflex arc of the three fat men, and said with a long breath: "The point I said is not to charge the phone bill, but to send it, understand?"
"I don't understand, my mother said, I was sent by the mother, if it wasn't for the mother, I, hey, don't go, I haven't finished talking yet" The three fat men were about to open the conversation box and give Li Muyun a good science popularization of his origin, but he found that the goods had already walked a long way away with the oil can, so he had no choice but to chase after him quickly.
After finding another company to send the oil out, the two walked back with the jar, Li Muyun seemed to suddenly remember something, and pulled the three fat men to the side of the road and said mysteriously: "Fat man, do you want to get rich?"
"Who doesn't want to get rich, the question is do you have a way?"
the three fat men replied very casually.
Li Muyun has discussed issues like this with him countless times, but every time it ended in nothing, either because it was unrealistic or because he had no capital, so the two stopped discussing this issue later.
"Don't you want to know who those people from my house are, I'll tell you today."
"That's a good dare, you say" As soon as the third fat man heard that Li Muyun was going to tell him about the origin of those people who made him very scared and curious, his spirit suddenly lifted, and he turned the jar in his arms over, and put the jar on the ground with the mouth of the jar facing down and sat on it.
Li Muyun's movements were no different from those of the three fat men, and he also turned the jar over and sat on it, smacked his lips, and said word by word in the expectant eyes of the three fat men: "I'm going to be a bandit."
"Oh what are you going to do?"
"Be a bandit," Li Muyun said with great certainty and certainty.
"You don't want to live, even if the government doesn't come to encircle and suppress you, you will starve to death if you are hungry" The reflex arc of the three fat men finally reacted, and the whole person bounced up like a meat ball.
Li Muyun was taken aback by the reaction of the three fat men, and glared at him: "Be quiet, don't babble like a girl."
"No, did you really think that those people in your yard are bandits" The third fat man also realized that being a bandit was not something worth showing off, and he glanced around nervously, and did not find any eyesore in the dark, so he lowered his voice and asked.
"Not yet, but" "It's nothing, our brothers for so many years, what else do you have to be sorry about, don't you just go to the mountains to be a minion, nothing, it's not shameful.
Look at the way you lose weight, I guess you can only start from a minion, unlike me, how can I be a small boss if I go.
But then again, minions aren't that easy to do, and if you don't do well, you're easy to be by."
"Are you still finished, is it you saying or I am talking."
Li Muyun was completely defeated by this fat man, obviously he came to ask himself, but before he could say a few words, this thing began to click, and it was the kind of that couldn't grasp the point, I really don't know how my friend for so many years endured it.
"Oh, then you say, you say" The third fat man also realized that he was a bit noisy, and sat back on the jar with a sneer.
"Forget it, don't talk about it, you just need to know that Lao Tzu is now the master of the young village."
Looking at the virtue of the three fat men, Li Muyun suddenly had no intention of continuing, picked up the jar on the ground and walked back, but there was a stunned cry from the three companions behind him: "It turns out that the old man is really your father" Li Muyun, who was walking in front of "Bang Dang", was finally defeated by the three fat men, and one fell to the ground unsteadily.
After getting up, he didn't look at the broken jar, and scolded with his feet: "Three fat people, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person."
"My uncle is your father."
The three fat men knew that they were at a loss, shrunk their necks and muttered.
Yes, the uncle of the three fat men is Li Muyun's father, because the three fat men have always been called uncles with Li Muyun's father since he was a child, although he is only an uncle who can't beat with eight poles, but that is also an uncle.
Li Muyun was almost angry with the cerebral thrombosis by the answer of the three fat men, stretched out his hand and poked him a few times, flicked his sleeves and turned around and left, and swore at the same time that if he said another word to the fat man, he would make the fat man grow another thirty pounds of meat.
However, the three fat men didn't know what Li Muyun thought, seeing that he seemed to be really angry, he hurriedly chased after him, and waited until he was by his side before he asked carefully: "Hey Muyun, is what you just said true, you really want to be the master of the young village?"
"What's the matter" Thinking that the three fat men would grow another thirty catties of meat, and then boil oil with his meat, Li Muyun stopped.
"That, that, then you see, are we good brothers" The three fat men suddenly showed some embarrassment at this time, and even twisted and twisted their fingers like a girl, almost vomiting Li Muyun's disgust.
"If you have something to say, let it go, hurry up" In order not to let himself really spit out, Li Muyun tried his best to take his eyes off the three fat men, and urged repeatedly.
"That, that is, if you are developed, can you take me with you" The three fat men continued to twist.
"Yes, but you have to give all the oil out of my house tonight."
"Why, why?"
"You can take this as a test for the young master."
Li Muyun said as he walked, but what he thought in his heart was: Damn, let you just disgust Lao Tzu, see that Lao Tzu won't let you break your leg: