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Chapter Twenty-Six: Amusing You


"It's just right to be killed, the county can't kill him, and Lao Tzu will kill him when he turns around" The corners of Li Muyun's mouth turned up slightly, whether it was the world he was familiar with or the Tang Dynasty, no one had been able to survive for three days after taking the initiative to provoke him, and that idler was of course no exception.

Life in the world should be happy and revenge, if you have to endure everywhere, what is the meaning of living in the world Li Muyun has been an orphan since he was a child, and later became a killer for several years, although he looks no different from ordinary people on the surface, but the extreme idea in his bones that people don't offend me and I don't offend others, and if people offend me, they will be paid a hundred times more have never changed.

Of course, Li Muyun's so-called range of people who offend me is absolutely flexible, when he is in a good mood, you may scold him and not return the favor, and when he is in a bad mood, others may just step on his foot and take someone's life.

Li Muyun, the general person, belongs to the kind of person who has two extreme personalities, which is what people usually call moodiness, if you use a cultural word, it can also be called uninhibited Although the third fat man is Li Muyun's best friend, he doesn't know much about his character.

In the eyes of the three fat men, Li Muyun is an easy-going brother who can chat and fart and joke at will.

As for killing, hehe, I'm sorry, the three fat men never thought that Li Muyun could kill people.

So when Li Muyun said that he wanted to kill that idler, the three fat men only thought that he was angry and addicted, and did not take it seriously, but echoed it: "That is, if this kind of bastard thing doesn't kill him, I'm sorry for the conscience of heaven and earth."

Li Muyun obviously didn't want to continue to dwell on this issue, so he took two steps forward and hooked the shoulders of the three fat men, and asked while walking in the direction of his house: "I said fatty, you are the chief liaison officer of our Jinluan Palace, can you tell me what our village has become like?"

Speaking of the village, the three fat men suddenly threw the matter of the idle man out of the clouds, and said with a fluttering eyebrow: "Hey Muyun, don't say it, the craftsmen in the city are really not built, they are much stronger than the sixth uncle of our village, just a few days of hard work, except for what you said, what hall to gather, basically all the houses have been built."

"In nine days, a stockade was built, and the speed was really good."

Li Muyun nodded along with the words of the three fat men.

Not to mention that he has a degree in architectural engineering, even if he doesn't know anything about civil engineering, he can clearly understand that it is not easy to go from nothing to building a cottage.

Even in the era when everything relied on machines in the era he was familiar with, it was not possible to achieve the current progress of the project in such a short time, which shows that under the threat of beheading, there is still a lot of room for human potential to explode.

"By the way, Mu Yun, what were you doing just now" After chatting a few words more, the three fat men suddenly asked very curiously.

You must know that he got up so early because he needed to go into the mountain to supervise the work, and Li Muyun was destined to be the master of the young village, how could he also get up so early and seem to be coming back from outside, which is even more strange.

Li Muyun's original indifferent expression became embarrassed under the third fat man's inquiry, and he didn't know when there was a strange thing in his hand, so he threw it to the third fat man: "Go to the sixth uncle's trip and get this thing back." ” The three fat men took the object that was put together by dozens of wooden blocks, held it in his hand and weighed it for a long time, and wondered: "What is this?"

"Twenty-four pillars of Luban lock," Li Muyun said.

"What can this thing lock wood lock" The three fat men looked at the so-called Luban lock in his hand a few times in confusion, and returned it to Li Muyun.

"This thing is for the old man, you can't lock things."

After saying that, Li Muyun patted the shoulder of the three fat men and flashed into his yard.

And the third fat man realized that he had unconsciously followed Li Muyun back to his home.

If there is anything fastest in this world, the author thinks it must be time.

Because before he knew it, Li Yuan's old man had been living in Li Muyun's house for ten days.

I think when I was in the palace, this old man can watch singing and dancing when he is fine, and if he is really bored, he can also find some old courtiers to drink, even if he runs away from home later, it is also a stop and go every day, and he can often see some new people and things.

But now, there are only a few dozen families in the small Lijia Village, and the dozen or so guards around him will only have a dead face every day, and after these ten days, Lao Li Yuan has already felt impatient, and he chases and asks every day when the cottage will be repaired.

Li Muyun was annoyed by the old man's question, so he went to the only carpenter's house in the village, and instructed him to get a pair of twenty-four-pillar Luban locks, planning to use this thing to make the old man happy, and by the way, let him stop a little, don't always stare at himself.

Sure enough, as Li Muyun expected, as soon as he entered the courtyard, he saw the old Li Yuan who had already gotten up, and the little old man was staring at the Luban lock in his hand with shining eyes: "Boy, what are you holding in your hand?"

If the master said that it was food, I don't know if this old man would take a bite Li Muyun flashed an unreliable answer in his mind, but he said: "An intellectual toy, the smarter the person, the sooner it can be unraveled." ” "Oh" Hearing the three words of smart people, Lao Li Yuan suddenly became interested, and stretched out his big hand: "Show it to me" "This is mine" Li Muyun stared at Li Yuan's big hand and hid Lu Ban behind him.

"You must be afraid that Lao Tzu is smarter than you" Li Yuan snorted and used a radical method.

Li Muyun took the Luban lock that was originally prepared for Li Yuan, and felt a little funny in his heart, but there was a hesitant expression on his face: "How can I be afraid?"

"Then bring it and see how Lao Tzu unravels it for you."

"No, this is mine," Li Muyun continued to hide.

In this way, the old and the young were in a stalemate for a long time, until the old Li Yuan made a bet with him, and the two sides had five days each, and Li Muyun handed over the things to the little old man.

And when Lao Li Yuan got the Lu Ban lock, his face immediately changed, how can this old man say that he is also a person who has been an emperor, even if he was not an emperor before, he was also a prince of the country, Yang Guang's relatives, and he is naturally stronger than the three fat men in terms of knowledge, I don't know how many times, how can he not know Lu Ban lock.

But looking at the almost countless objects in his hand, Li Yuan was a little unsure, so he frowned and asked, "This is the Luban lock" "Father-in-law Mingjian, like a fake twenty-four pillar Luban lock."

Li Muyun saw that Li Yuan had been fooled into making a bet with him, and a smile of victory appeared on his face.

But Li Yuan didn't seem to care that he was fooled, but looked at Li Muyun with a surprised expression: "You kid can actually make twenty-four pillars of Luban locks" "Aang."

Li Muyun nodded.

"You kid wants to use this thing to stump the old man," Li Yuan asked again.

"How can I be, I'm not here to make you happy," Li Muyun said with a smile.

Even if he killed him, he wouldn't admit that he just wanted Li Yuan, the old man, to stop and not always come to toss himself, so he came up with this thing to toss him

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