Everyone looked at Li Muyun a little speechlessly, including Li Yuan, who thought that this thing was crazy.
I've never heard of a thief paying taxes to the government, oh no, there are also those who pay, but that one is not called paying taxes, but is called a family of officials and bandits.
"Look at what I'm doing, don't you think you should be a bandit with ideals, the so-called three hundred and sixty lines, the line is the champion, since we have become a bandit and fallen into the grass, we must be the overlord of the bandits, and be a different bandit."
Li Muyun doesn't care what others think of him, he still looks like a crazy person.
"The overlord of the bandits, the different bandits, what is that?"
As Li Muyun's good brother, the third fat man naturally will not let the scene cool down, and plays the role of a teaser in a timely manner.
When everyone saw the heroism that Li Muyun just said, they couldn't help but prick up their ears.
Li Muyun looked around at everyone, cleared his throat, and whetted everyone's appetite, and then said slowly: "Naturally, he is still a bandit." ” "I'm the first" Lao Li Yuan couldn't help it, shook his head and went to the back mountain to pick his room.
Although Chen Mu and the others didn't smack him, the little eyes of contempt could be seen as long as they were not stupid.
However, the crux of the matter is that with Li Muyun's face, he cares about this The answer is, of course, no, seeing that everyone left to go to the back mountain to pick their own room, Li Muyun smiled evilly and came to Sun Zhubo's side: "Old Sun."
"What, what are you doing" Sun Zhubo was about to cry, he never knew that there would be a strange person like Li Muyun under his rule, if he didn't consider that the emperor was covering him and his identity changed, this thing would be a special person.
"I heard that some people seem to be a little dissatisfied with the security of our village in the past few days, so they went to the county to complain, is there such a thing" Hooking the shoulders of the lord, Li Muyun asked obscenely.
"It seems that someone came to complain, but there was no paper, so I sent him away."
An idler named Yu San'er flashed in Master Sun's mind, and he chuckled in his heart, and said in his heart that the goods said that he was going to report that there were bandits in the village, and what he wouldn't say was the shameless guy in front of him, if this is the case, then this matter will be troublesome.
"If you go to sue again, I will send him to the mountain for me no matter what method you use, and it will be beneficial for you to send it, but if you can't send it, hehe" Hehe, a stacked word, but it represents an extraordinary meaning, listening to Sun Zhubo's ears, like a thunderbolt, he nodded hurriedly.
This little ancestor can't afford to provoke him, if he doesn't agree to him, God knows what kind of wind this thing will blow in the emperor.
Besides, because of an idler in the village, there is no need to offend such a shameless young man.
Li Muyun saw that the master nodded and agreed, a big smile appeared on his face again, and he turned him to a place where there was no one at the entrance of the village, and said in a low voice: "Do you know who still raises pigs in the county?"
"Pig raising" Master Sun Bo was stunned for a moment, but he had already heard that a group of people had taken away two fat pigs in Wangjiazhuang outside the city, and said in his heart how could anyone like to eat this kind of thing that only people eat.
"Don't tell me you don't know, otherwise be careful that Lao Tzu will be mad" Li Muyun saw the hesitation on the face of the master and showed a fierce expression.
"Ah, I know, of course I know, the young master of the village is thinking" The lord is angry in his heart, but the situation is stronger than people, in the face of this villain who has just gained ambition, what can he say, he can only die Dao friends and not die poor Dao.
But to Sun Zhubo's great surprise, the young master didn't even have the idea of beating pigs this time, and said after smiling evilly: "Arrest people, no matter what the reason, arrest the pig raiser for Lao Tzu." ” Master Sun Bo was stunned, and said in his heart, could it be that this master has changed his hobby and changed from eating pork to eating human flesh, thinking about it, he didn't feel it on his face, and he showed a scared expression.
Li Muyun saw the doubt in Master Sun's eyes, and immediately reacted to what this thing was thinking, and couldn't help but turn his face and say: "Hey, I said what do you think about Lao Tzu is short of a pig breeder in the mountain, and he wants to get someone to come up and help raise pigs."
Huh, so that's the case, but it's so scared to death Although Sun Zhubo was scolded, he was still greatly relieved in his heart, and secretly sighed that as long as this master didn't want to eat people, it was not a big problem to find a pig raiser, and it was a big deal for the county to pay some money to the person on the mountain as a settlement fee, and as for the person who went up the mountain, it should be regarded as a part-time job on the mountain.
Thinking of this, the lord Bo nodded again and again: "There is no problem with this, I will send someone to you up the mountain in two days." ” "Okay, for your acquaintance's sake, you can go."
Li Muyun achieved his goal and patted Master Sun's thin shoulder, but when he was leaving, he seemed to remember something, turned around and said: "Oh, by the way, if those craftsmen have nothing to do, just leave me here, I still have some work to do here, and I will let them go down the mountain when everything is done." ” Master Sun wanted to say no, but he didn't have the guts, so he could only nod in the end.
People are often like this, once cowardly, it is inevitable to coax the second and third times, since more than ten days ago, after Sun Zhubo aggrievedly agreed to his request in the face of Chen Mushi, in fact, he has already taken a road of no return, in addition to constantly meeting the requirements of Li Muyun and others, there is no chance to turn back.
Of course, this discussion of human nature is entirely within the scope of philosophy and has little to do with this book, as long as you know that Sun Zhubo is completely powerless to resist, it is fine.
After sending away Sun Zhubo, Li Muyun didn't bother to care what he was going to do, and rushed to the back mountain with three hurries.
The old man and Chen Mu have been in the past for a long time, and it is estimated that the good position has basically been picked out, which makes Li Muyun very regretful.
And it turned out that his conjecture was really right, and when he went to the back mountain of the cottage, he saw that the good places had been occupied, and some empty houses were basically in the corners.
Look at the location, not to mention living people, raising dogs are too far away, people live in it in the middle of the night by wolves to dig out the next day, no one may be able to find out.
Looking at such a scene, Li Muyun wanted to cry without tears, and after thinking for a long time, he came to Li Yuan, who was basking in the sun, salivated, and said sincerely: "Dad, you sleep in such a big house alone, are you afraid at night?"
"Don't be afraid" Li Yuan didn't open his eyes, and shook his head directly.
Hey, it's embarrassing, looking back at three, as a result, the thing shrugged his shoulders and showed that he had no idea.
And Chen Mu and the others looked at him with a hippie smile on their faces, looking at him, and Li Muyun almost had the urge to kill and seize the house
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