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Chapter 49: Your Whole Family Is Pigs


"Crazy" In the dark, Li Muyun pouted: "Lao Tzu is in a bad mood today, you'd better not mess with me."

"You, what do you want to do" Chen Mu was startled by Li Muyun in the dark, only to feel that the cold hairs on his back stood up, and he only felt that he was far more dangerous at this time than during the day.

"You can do whatever Lao Tzu tells you to do, from now on, it's best not to talk nonsense with Lao Tzu."

With that, Li Muyun turned around and left, and returned to the fire that had just been lit by him, not at all worried about whether Chen Mu and the others would attack him from behind.

Su Wanqing was taken aback by Li Muyun's actions just now, and when she saw him coming back at this time, she couldn't help but ask with a little worry: "You, what's wrong?"

Li Muyun casually added some hay to the fire to make the fire burn more vigorously, and said with hatred: "It's nothing, I just can't get used to seeing them all eat and be lazy." ” Su Wanqing stopped talking, stared at the fire blankly, and suddenly found that she really didn't know her titular fiancé.

And Li Muyun didn't seem to have any interest in talking, seeing that the fire was getting stronger and stronger, he began to break some branches from the tree and put them on the fire, until the fire was completely burning, and then said to Su Wanqing: "Don't move here, I'll go get some food." ” "Hmm" Su Wanqing nodded, it was rare to have a bonfire in the forest, and even if someone drove her away now, she would not leave.

Although this girl is in the name of the eldest lady of Black Tiger Village, she also has a good martial arts, but when it comes to the experience of the rivers and lakes, it can be called ten tricks and nine tricks, and she doesn't know anything.

So when she was alone in an unfamiliar environment, she couldn't care about settling accounts with someone, and Li Muyun became the only person she could rely on, although the relationship between them was only a marriage letter that some people didn't agree with.

And Li Muyun's idea is very simple, since this girl is Su Lie's sister, then he will never be able to marry her, after all, he is a big family, he is just a poor stick, and it is not clear who will marry him.

And he has six degree certificates, how can a man who wants to be a thief be so simple to give people a burden, and in the future, his son will not say someone else's surname, and he can't afford to be embarrassed.

With such a thought, Li Muyun sincerely wanted to refuse this family business, and would rather not be a beauty, but also devote himself to the vast world.

Half an hour later, Li Muyun came back, carrying a rabbit that had been skinned in his hand, looking bloody and bloody.

"It's too dark to find any other prey, so let's use it for a while."

Threading the rabbit with the newly found branches, Li Muyun said to Su Wanqing, who was pondering with a rope bow.

"That" Su Wanqing raised her head and looked at Li Muyun who was turning over the roast rabbit meat and hesitated: "What is this for?"

"It's not very useful, it's just a way to speed up the rotation, and if you don't use it, it's okay, but your hands will be very tired."

Li Muyun turned his head and glanced at it, and said casually.

I have to say that beautiful women are treated preferentially, if Su Wanqing looks like a flower, she will inevitably be full of old fists at this time, how can she get Li Muyun's tireless explanation.

"Can I try" After a moment of silence, Su Wanqing suddenly said.

"What" Li Muyun was stunned for a moment, but quickly reacted to what the beautiful woman next to him said, so he nodded and said, "You try it, everything is there, just remember not to push too hard." ” "Hmm" Somehow, seeing that Li Muyun agreed, Su Wanqing felt a kind of joy from the bottom of her heart, her little head clicked quickly, grabbed the wood chips and sharpened branches that had just been thrown aside, and smashed them.

It seems simple to drill wood to make fire, but it is not so easy to operate, the most important point is the selection of the thing that ignites the fire, and the second is the protection of the initial spark.

Under the guidance of Li Muyun, Su Wanqing still spent nearly half an hour to make a little bit of fire, but because she was too excited, she blew it out in one breath.

But fortunately, I mastered the method, and after trying twice again, I finally started the fire.

"Wow, wow, Mu Yun, look at you" The excited little girl completely forgot what she wanted to trouble Li Muyun, and after the fire was lit, she screamed happily.

"It's really good, it seems that you have the basic qualities to become a thief" Li Muyun smiled and handed the rabbit meat that had been roasted in his hand to the little girl, but his eyes unconsciously glanced at the four turtles who were busy not far away.

"Thank you" Listening to the compliment from Li Muyun, Su Wanqing's eyes turned into two crescents, and she naturally took the rabbit meat he handed over.

Li Muyun smiled back at the little girl, and then said, "You eat slowly, I'll go over there and take a look." ” Looking at Su Wanqing looking in the direction of Li Muyun's finger, she immediately saw four blurred figures of people who were constantly busy, and it was only then that she remembered that there were four unlucky people who were practicing life over there.

And speaking of bad luck, the three fat men and Chen Mu are indeed unlucky enough, just because they are a little far away from Li Muyun, they don't know the details of drilling wood for fire, they only know that they need two branches, two planks and a rope.

You know, although it is easy to drill wood to make fire, there is also a certain skill, if you don't know the trick, even if you give you all the tools, you may not be able to make fire.

The three fat men are now facing such a dilemma, although they have all the things, but they have not made a small hole in the plank, so that the contact surface between the rotating branches and the wood chips in their hands is too small, even if they turn fast, it is useless.

"Pigs, you have been a group of pigs for so long, even pigs have learned" Li Muyun, who walked to the four people, looked at the four pouting buttocks, and kicked them with a few kicks, but he didn't find the language problem in this sentence.

Chen Mu, who was kicked by Li Muyun and gnawed on the mud, jumped up, threw away the things in his hand, and scolded angrily: "Li Muyun, your uncle's thing is heavy on sex and light on friends, you only care about teaching your wife, but don't tell us how to do this thing, you are deliberately cheating Lao Tzu." ” And just when Li Muyun was about to teach Chen Mu another lesson, a stone smashed over from a distance, accompanied by Su Wanqing's coquettish reprimand: "Li Muyun, you are a pig, your whole family is a pig":