Looking at the county magistrate behind the table with Erlang's legs crossed, holding a small wine jug, and wearing crooked robes and hats, the officials rushed out one by one, scrambling to run out.
Most of the officials are locals, who don't have three relatives and six relatives, and who doesn't have a good thing like seven aunts and eight aunts having a bucket of grain a day, so they must not rush to notify their relatives As for the fact that they are all countrymen, what is it to do some work, isn't it the same to work at home?
Don't think that these officials are all big people in the family, if you really want to have some ability in the family, you will have already become a small official in the yamen, who still does the thankless servants.
The three fat men watched a group of people hula and ran out all at once, and scratched his head with some dissatisfaction: "Hey, I said Mu Yun, you are too generous, one bucket of grain a day, ten days is one stone of grain, plus the five buckets of rewards, that is one stone and a half." ” "So what," Li Muyunzi took a sip of wine and twisted his neck and asked.
"You, why don't you understand, these bastards will pull the family and bring all the family members."
The three fat men said with a white face.
"Isn't that just right?"
Li Muyun showed an inscrutable smile on his face, and then said to the three fat men: "Go outside and find someone who can write, I want to find someone to write a notice." ” "Why don't you go yourself" The third fat man didn't mean to treat Li Muyun as a waiting master at all, he rolled his eyes and sat on the ground beside him, as if a mountain had fallen, and the entire lobby of the yamen was shaken.
"Yo, I'm still angry" Li Muyun glanced at the fat man, stretched out his left foot and kicked him: "Then why don't you tell me how to distribute the relief food at the beginning of spring" "It's not enough to send two stones in a family, what's this," the three fat men said without replying.
"Hmph, you know a fart, do you just watch those people eat and be lazy after you distribute food, and then sit and eat the food that Lao Tzu got from the mountain, why give them to eat, is it every time they have no food, Lao Tzu has to save them, I don't know how to exchange labor for food, just wait to receive relief, you think it's good" Li Muyun said more and more, and finally smashed the wine jug on the table with a bang.
The third fat man was scolded by Li Muyun, but he knew that he was right, and said with a squeak: "Then, what do you say?"
"Of course, what to do is to let them exchange labor for food, although it doesn't take too many people to build a warehouse, but it can let them know that food is not taken for free, and labor needs to be exchanged."
The corners of Li Muyun's mouth were slightly raised, and there was a hint of wisdom in his eyes that he had never seen before.
Yes, this is his way of putting grain, you know, even the Buddha of the West Heaven has said that the scriptures should not be passed on lightly, that is to say, there is no free lunch in this world.
Since the Buddha said that there is no free lunch in the next day, then there is nothing wrong with letting the people of the county work in exchange for food, although they may not really have done the work they should have done, but this is at least telling them that food will never be given in vain The three fat men listened to Li Muyun's explanation blankly, slowly showed a sudden expression, and unconsciously raised his big finger: "High, high, Muyun, why didn't I think of it?"
"If you know it's high, get out of here and find someone who can write."
Li Muyun was about to kick the three fats again, so frightened that he hurriedly got up from the ground, and muttered as he walked out: "Don't you know how to write, why do you have to find someone who can write?"
There was not much time, and the person who could write was found by the three fat men, but Li Muyun was half angry when he saw the man.
"You are a pig, Lao Tzu asked you to find someone who can write, and you found a blind fortune teller for Lao Tzu."
"You said you were looking for someone who could write, I asked him, and he said he could write."
"He can write" Li Muyun was speechless by the fat man, and without saying a word, he was beaten badly, scolding while beating: "He can write, he is a blind man who can write and has a fart, can he see it?"
"Don't, don't fight, I, I'll look for it again" The fat man scurried around in the yamen hall with his head in his arms, and finally ran out with a ghost scream.
And Li Muyun looked at the blind man who was not surprised everywhere and was a little curious, and circled around him and asked, "Your surname" "Back to the adult, the villain's surname is Mo."
The blind man seemed to know where he was coming and who was in front of him.
But it's not surprising, the three fat men should have told him when they found him.
"The iron mouth is straightforward, it's really fake" Li Muyun looked at the signboard in the blind man's hand that was similar to the spirit flag.
"Adults can give it a try."
The blind man was calm and relaxed, and he looked full of confidence.
"Okay."
With nothing to do, Li Muyun couldn't help but have a joking mind, and pulled the blind man to the position where the main man needed to sit during the trial, and asked him to sit down and said, "Why don't you calculate for me what the future will be?"
And the blind man didn't feel restrained because of Li Muyun's identity, nodded and said, "My lord, please stretch out your left hand." ” Stretch it out, anyway, I just wanted this blind man to tell fortunes.
Li Muyun didn't say anything at the moment, stretched out his left hand and put it into the blind man, and let him pinch it.
But it's strange to say, the blind man just shook his whole body between his hands, his expression became extremely serious, he didn't care to touch Li Muyun's hand bones, his godless eyes stared straight in his direction and said: "My lord, the villain has a reluctant feeling, and I hope that the adult will be gracious."
As he spoke, the blind man's tone was very polite, and he was no longer as calm as he had just been.
"Oh, what a reluctance" Li Muyun was half sure that this guy was a liar at this time, but he didn't show it, he just pondered in his heart, he had seen a lot of deception in later generations, so it was better to see what magic there was about this Datang deception.
The blind man couldn't see the expression on Li Muyun's face, and when he heard his inquiry, he said: "The villain needs to touch the adult's facial bones, I don't know if the adult can agree."
"Face bone" Li Muyun was stunned for a moment, as a killer in his previous life, he knew very well how dangerous it would be if his face was directly touched by others, so he couldn't help but raise his vigilance.
Although the blind man couldn't detect Li Muyun's nervousness, he still explained his behavior: "My lord, your skeleton is the only one you have seen in your life, and I hope your adult will agree." ” Agree or disagree Li Muyun hesitated for a moment, but quickly made a decision, and secretly raised his guard while saying, "Then you can try it." ” "Thank you, sir" The blind man seemed to be a little excited when he saw that Li Muyun agreed, and raised his skinny right hand and slowly stretched it out to Li Muyun's face
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