The first thing Kim Seung-woo did when he received the king's order was to go out of the palace to find Li Muyun.
At this time, Li Muyun was comfortably falling in the drunken dream of the largest green building in Goguryeo's puppet Chang'an City, enjoying the service of four or five delicate women, or beating his legs or rubbing his shoulders, so uncomfortable.
And outside this drunken dream, hundreds of forbidden soldiers were guarding there so awkwardly, they were powerless to stop Li Muyun from leaving, so they could only follow him and act as his guards.
All this is what Jin Chengyou saw after he arrived, looking at the helpless expression of the leader of the forbidden army, life is worse than death, Lao Jin waved his hand, sent them all back, and then took his two guards into the drunken dream house.
"Lao Jin, why did you come, Lao Tzu has been waiting for you for a long time" Li Muyun lay on the lap of the beauty, enjoying the warm fragrant nephrite, and said with a smile when he saw Jin Chengyou come in.
It's just that Jin Chengyou didn't have the heart to joke with Li Muyun, and waved his hand at the women with a calm face: "You all go out, the official has something to discuss with Xiaoyaohou." ” "Yes" A few dusty women naturally would not disobey the orders of a big man like Jin Chengyou, and hurriedly got up and retreated, leaving the room to Li Muyun and Lao Jin.
"Hey, I said Lao Jin, what are you doing here, why are you still driving people away," Li Muyun and the other women left, and then said knowingly.
Jin Chengyou glanced at Li Muyun deeply, sat down opposite him, and said in a deep voice: "Wang Gao, you can leave Beijing in five days, Li Muyun, you can go" "Why do you want to go" Li Muyun had a rogue expression: "The food and drink here are good, so Lao Tzu doesn't want to go." ” Jin Chengyou said expressionlessly: "If you don't leave, do you still want to stay here for the rest of your life, and the bones you need have already come out, and they will be waiting for you at the border."
So your mission is complete, and it's time to leave. ” Li Muyun shook his head, raised his finger and pointed at Jin Chengyou, poured him a glass of wine while sighing, and then said unhurriedly: "Who said that my mission has been completed, don't you need to count the bones of millions of soldiers, what if it is missing, this is the crime of deceiving the king?"
"How can it be less" Kim Seung-woo's eyelids jumped wildly.
Li Muyun rolled his eyes: "Why won't there be so many bones missing, who knows if you will stuff the bones of cats and dogs into them to fill the number, so if you don't count it, Lao Tzu will definitely not go, and the number is not right, and the skull and corpse bones must be matched, otherwise it won't count." ” Jin Chengyou's eyelids suddenly stopped jumping, and he looked at Li Muyun, the city lord of the Great King City, and almost gritted his back molars and said, "Li Muyun, what do you want not to force us to really kill you?"
"You don't dare, if you could kill me, you would have killed me a long time ago, and you can wait until now" Li Muyun pursed his lips and said nonchalantly: "Actually, it's very simple to send Lao Tzu away, 200,000 taels of silver are placed at the border, Lao Tzu doesn't say a word, pat his ass and leave immediately." ” "You're taking advantage of the fire to rob" Jin Chengyou's eyes were a little red, and his fists were clenched tightly.
"If you have to understand it this way, you can't pay it," Li Muyun spread his hands: "But in my opinion, this is called hush money."
Of course, what I promised you is still counting, and you can also hand them over to me and guarantee that you won't get a single hair back. ” Jin Chengyou looked at Li Muyun, took a few deep breaths, forced himself to gradually calm down, and asked after a while: "Waiting for a while to speak can count?"
Li Muyun cut off, and said with disdain: "Joke, although I, Li Muyun, am not a good person, but you can go to Chang'an to inquire, when did Lao Tzu not keep his promises?"
Jin Chengyou and Li Muyun looked at each other, and after a long time, they struck each other with their fists and said: "Okay, since this is the case, the lower official will go back to report to the king, and everything depends on the king's will." ” Li Muyun yawned, and with a word, Jin Chengyou, who had just gotten up and wanted to leave, almost fell to the ground: "Go, go back and make it clear to your king, if he doesn't want to send me away, Lao Tzu will stay here for a few more months, and it is estimated that the cost will exceed 100,000 yuan." ” Two days passed in a blink of an eye, and Li Muyun didn't know what Jin Chengyou said to that Gao Jianwu after he went back, anyway, at night two days later, he got the news that he could leave tomorrow, and the money had already set off for the border in advance, as long as he went back, he could see it immediately.
Li Muyun was not surprised by this result, and invited Jin Chengyou to have a dinner party with a smile, and the next morning he hastily cleaned up, went to the Goguryeo Palace to say hello to Gao Jianwu, patted his ass and embarked on the return journey.
But this return journey is not so peaceful, under the constant urging of Kim Seung-woo, the original 3 or 50 miles a day has become 13 or 50 miles, starting before dawn every day, not stopping until dark, and camping in the wild at night.
Li Muyun approached Kim Seung-woo several times and proposed to find a place to rest, at least to take a shower or something, but Kim Seung-woo refused for various reasons.
Finally waited until this plague god wanted to go back to Datang, Jin Youcheng didn't want to stay with Li Muyun for a quarter of an hour, if it was possible, I wish he would fly back to Datang immediately.
In this way, in less than ten days, Li Muyun and his entourage had already rushed to the border and saw Yu Zhining, who was busy counting the bones of the soldiers and cremating them.
Yu Zhining didn't expect that Li Muyun would catch up with his trip in such a short time, and after seeing each other, he naturally had a feeling, and after Jin Chengyou said hello, he pulled Li Muyun aside and asked about goodbye.
Regarding what happened after Lao Yu left, Li Muyun always thought that it was the best performance he had performed this time, and Yu Zhining immediately talked about it with his eyebrows fluttering as soon as he asked.
Yu Zhining frowned when he heard it at first, but when he heard the news that the forbidden army had blocked the post house, his face became ugly, but when he learned that Li Muyun had killed a bloody path with a broken branch, Lao Yu was speechless.
As for things like Li Muyun's splashing and rolling later, Yu Zhining's face was already flushed, and he didn't have the heart to listen to it anymore.
Shame, it's too embarrassing, it's not enough to be embarrassed in Datang, this product is now shameful and thrown to Goguryeo Yu Zhining didn't know what he had done, and he actually accepted such a loser as an apprentice, if his performance in Goguryeo was transmitted back to Chang'an, where would he put his old face: