In the past, Li Yuanna was also a ruthless character who had no meat and no joy, but after receiving health education, this old man said goodbye to wine and meat completely.
But quitting meat is actually similar to quitting smoking, you can not eat, but you can't help but be greedy, eating mung beans for several days is about to eat himself to the point of doubting his life, the old Li Yuan was almost fainted by him after seeing Li Muyun roast chicken and barbecue eating heartily. grabbed a plate of fried mung beans on the table and threw it at him: "Little rabbit cub, you want to be angry with Lao Tzu, don't you eat beans and eat meat when you are old, do you think that Lao Tzu is too old to move you." ” Li Muyun shrunk his neck, flashed the plate that was not big, ignored the beans that were spilled, picked up a piece of steamed white meat with chopsticks, stuffed it into this mouth hard, and subconsciously replied: "Dad, this wolf travels thousands of miles to eat meat, and the dog travels thousands of miles." ” "What's the matter with the dog's journey, you should talk about it" Li Yuan grabbed a pot of mung bean soup on the table and interrupted Li Muyun gloomily.
"Uh" Li Muyun quickly realized that his analogy seemed to be a little inappropriate, and squeaked and changed his words: "I mean people eat meat, horses eat grass, this is a natural thing, you always eat more beans for health In fact, I shouldn't object, but you can't eat beans all at once."
Seeing that Li Muyun changed his words with interest, Lao Li Yuan snorted and put down the soup basin, and said angrily: "Lao Tzu wants to live a few more years, what's wrong, it's also wrong."
Li Muyun smiled: "Dad, who wouldn't want to live a few more years, but even if you want to live a few more years, you can't just eat beans and skip meals, although these beans have a bit of an effect on health, but I have never heard of anyone who can eat this and eat immortality." ” Li Yuan didn't speak, just looked at Li Muyun like that, and didn't know what he was thinking, so he popped out for a long time: "Little rabbit cub, give Lao Tzu a few pieces of white meat."
Li Muyun looked at Li Yuan in surprise and asked, "Daddy, you figured it out so quickly" "Lao Tzu wants to figure out a fart, when you are old, I just want to try you kid, see if you care about Lao Tzu's life and death, hurry up, don't talk nonsense, bring the meat" Old Li Yuan knocked on the table, looking very happy, probably because Li Muyun was able to persuade him seriously and satisfied the desire to be cared for in his heart.
It's just that Li Muyun was completely confused by this old man, and he couldn't figure out what he was messing with Although it is said that the elderly are eager to be cared for, but we have something to say, why can't we use this method to test, isn't this a pit "What's the matter, you kid is still angry, hurry up, don't let Lao Tzu do it himself" Li Yuan saw that Li Muyun was in a daze, so he urged repeatedly, showing an impatient look.
Li Muyun mechanically pushed the steamed white meat in front of him in front of the little old man, watched the little old man eating deliciously, his heart moved, sighed and said: "Dad, why do you want to make such a fuss when you say you have something to do, I have been preparing for an afternoon, and I almost didn't have the last killer feature." ” "You still have a killer weapon" Lao Li Yuan raised his eyelids and said nonchalantly: "Come on, come on, take it out and let Lao Tzu take a look" "It really depends," Li Muyun asked uncertainly.
Li Yuan put down his chopsticks, quite a meaning that if you don't take out the last thing, Lao Tzu won't eat it.
"Wait" Seeing the little old man's attitude, Li Muyun put his heart in his line, got up from his seat, and when he came back after a while, he took a food box in his hand, put it on the table and opened it, only to see a steamed carp inside As soon as the fish was taken out, Li Muyun thought that the little old man would burst like thunder, originally, because of the name, this thing has long been listed as a fish that is absolutely forbidden to be eaten in the Tang Dynasty, even if you catch one, you have to worry about whether anyone will see it, let alone put it on the table after steaming.
Although the little old man said that he was not the emperor, he was also a prince no matter how he said it, and if he put the steamed carp in front of him, if the old man didn't go crazy, it would be a ghost.
But to Li Muyun's great surprise, the little old man not only did not get angry, but showed a long aftertaste expression, after a while, he smiled strangely and picked up a piece of fish meat on the fish's body with a strange smile and stuffed it into his mouth, closed his eyes with satisfaction, and said with emotion for a while: "Okay, it's still the original taste, Lao Tzu hasn't eaten this thing for more than ten years, and I don't know who said it at the beginning, this thing represents the Li family's heavenly family, and I can't eat it Since then, Lao Tzu has lost his mouth." ” Li Muyun almost couldn't believe his ears, looking at Li Yuan's chopsticks flying, he kindly reminded: "Dad, you know what kind of fish this is."
"Carp, Lao Tzu is not really stupid," Li Yuan said nonchalantly.
"Knowing that you still dare to eat, aren't you afraid of killing your head?"
"What are you afraid of, when Lao Tzu was fighting, no one ate this thing, if he killed his head, this Tang Dynasty would have to kill at least half of the people."
Li Yuan stuffed a mouthful of fish meat into his mouth again, ignoring Chen Mu, who was already stupid beside him, and nodded at Li Muyun with his chopsticks: "But if you really want to talk about it, the culprit is still you, if you don't bring this fish, how can the old man eat it, right?"
Li Muyun had to admit that what Li Yuan said was right, if he really wanted to be held responsible, he would really bear the brunt, but fortunately, Shuozhou, a broken place, was far away from the emperor, and no one would be so bored that he went to Chang'an to sue because of a fish.
And Li Yuan, the little old man, seemed to be eating well, sighed with satisfaction and continued: "Although you kid is not a good thing, get a carp to anger Lao Tzu, but for the sake of it, you can still make Lao Tzu eat satisfied, so this matter is over." ” "Hey, thank you, Dad" Li Muyun nodded bitterly.
Originally, he thought that if the little old man insisted on not changing his mind, he would take out the steamed carp to stimulate the old man, but he didn't expect that the old man was pretending at all, so everything changed in the future, and the carp plan naturally became a failed plan.
It's just that the failure of the plan didn't make Li Muyun feel anything, on the contrary, it was Li Yuan's boring experiment that made him feel like a big head, and he suddenly felt like coaxing a child.
I remembered that there were always people who said that the older and younger, he still didn't understand, but now it seems that this thing seems to be true, and Li Yuan, the old man, has a tendency to get smaller and smaller.
Thinking of this, Li Muyun couldn't help but have the idea of sending this old man back to Chang'an and letting him toss his own son, as for his righteous son, forget it, for the sake of his life, it is better to stay as far away from this old man as possible, otherwise who knows what kind of demon moth this old man can make next time: