Although Li Shimin has no habit of cleanliness, when he thinks of the black pig covered in mud and stinking, a few green tendons still pop out of his brain.
Li Muyun, Li Muyun's kid again, I haven't seen that bastard come to hang around for a few days, Li Shimin guessed that kid must be holding some bad water, and now I see that this is really the case.
"Come on, go and bring Li Muyun to me" The more he thought about it, the more angry His Majesty Li Er simply stopped brushing his teeth, and directly ordered to find a bastard who dared to pit him, as for Changle who offered a toothbrush, well, Changle was automatically ignored by Li Er.
When Li Muyun was brought to Li Er, he was completely dazed, and he didn't seem to know what was going on: "Your Majesty, you are looking for me" The great Tang Emperor endured the nausea in his heart, put the toothbrush in front of Li Muyun, gritted his back molars and asked, "Can you tell me what this thing is made of?"
"Toothbrush" Li Muyun blinked his eyes and said honestly: "Your Majesty, this thing is indeed made by the minister, and the main materials are bamboo slices and pig bristles. ” "Why do you want to give this thing to me, do you know, this is a bully" Li Shimin looked at someone with an innocent face, and he had the heart to kill.
Li Muyun was not frightened by Li Er, but said seriously: "Your Majesty, how about you listen to the minister calculate an account for you first?"
"Count, you calculate, if you can't figure it out, I have to hang your head on the city gate."
Li Shimin was almost mad, his daughter knew that he would not come up with such a way to pit himself, and the reason why he brought a toothbrush made of pig hair to him must have been instructed by others.
And this other person is no one else except Li Muyun, a bad guy with sores on the top of his head and pus under his feet.
Therefore, if you don't give this daring kid a little education, Li Er will have a feeling of shame for all the people in the world.
And just when Li Er was thinking about how to toss Li Muyun when he turned around, the hateful voice of the kid came from his ears: "Your Majesty, I have nearly 30 million people in Datang, think about it, if you buy a toothbrush per person, even if a toothbrush costs a penny, it is also an income of 30,000 yuan, and it is impossible for a toothbrush to be sold so cheaply, even if we sell three yuan, there will be 100,000 yuan a year." ” "And Your Majesty, toothbrushes are consumables, and no one can use them for a lifetime, and basically this thing can't be used for less than a year.
So it means that this thing can generate 100,000 yuan of income every year. ” After listening to Li Muyun's explanation, Li Er couldn't help but be even more angry, pointed at his nose and scolded: "100,000 guan a year, your kid is very rich now, you still need this 100,000 guan for 100,000 guan, you actually let me brush my teeth with pig hair, you." ” Just when Li Shimin was about to ask someone to beat Li Muyun out and drag him to death, someone's innocent voice came into his ears: "Your Majesty, this business belongs to Princess Changle, not mine."
"Well, toothbrushes are Changle's business" Li Er was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt like he had suffered a dumb loss.
Li Muyun nodded heavily, took Li Er's words, and said with great certainty and affirmation: "Your Majesty, it is indeed Princess Changle's business, so you have to bring this head, only when you see that you are using it, the adults below will use it, and the adults below will use it, and the people will use it, do you say this is the reason?"
Li Shimin nodded mechanically, 100,000 yuan a year, this money is really not a small amount, he came out so far this time, it is estimated that it will not cost 50,000 yuan, if there is an income of 100,000 yuan a year, wouldn't you be able to come out and play a lap every year As for saying that the toothbrush business is Changle's, this kind of thing is just that, a little girl, how can a business of 100,000 yuan a year be safely handed over to her, and in the end, it is not for the eldest grandson queen to control, what is the difference between the things controlled by the eldest grandson queen and Lao Li himself.
Thinking of this, Li Er looked down at the toothbrush he was holding in his hand, his eyes became eager, he raised his hand and stuffed it into his mouth and poked it a few times, he didn't seem to feel so disgusting, and his mood couldn't help but change from the lightning and thunder just now to a clear sky: "Come on, Changle has a good filial piety, a pair of jade Ruyi, a crested golden hairpin, a jade pendant, a hundred silk horses, and a hundred gold taels" This attitude changed too quickly, as soon as I heard that the business was my own, I immediately changed my face "Hey, why are you still here, didn't you say that you were going to Shuozhou today, why didn't you prepare" Li Shimin finally noticed Li Muyun's existence again after ordering someone to reward Changle with a bunch of good things.
"Your Majesty, that toothbrush was researched by the minister, do you see if it" Li Muyun pinched a few fingers together and rubbed them a few times, his intention was very obvious.
Li Shimin had seen his trick a long time ago, and even if he hadn't seen it, how could he not understand what he wanted to do when he heard the meaning of his words, but for some reason, he felt angry when he saw his appearance.
So he didn't talk nonsense with him, and snorted and said: "Why, do you think that I will let you go because of this little money, and dare to ask me for a reward, do you think that I really won't whip your board?"
"Your Majesty, 100,000 yuan a year, don't you give your ministers a little sweetness" Li Muyun had already seen from Li Er's attitude that he did not intend to continue to pursue it, and he was a lot bolder, and continued to bargain with him.
"Hmph, Li Muyun, Changle belongs to you, that's why I will be bewitched by you, but I am not Changle, and I am not so easily bewitched by you.
With an income of 100,000 yuan a year, do you think those people who are so poor that they can't afford to eat will really take out the money to buy this thing and be fools?"
Li Muyun followed behind Li Er very doggedly, and squeezed the eunuch Lao Long aside: "Your Majesty, although some people don't buy toothbrushes, but nobles and wealthy merchants buy them, and in order to reflect their status, they can't just buy some toothbrushes made of bamboo, you can get some gold and jade to sell, isn't such a toothbrush more expensive than tens of thousands of ordinary toothbrushes."
"No, no, I won't fall for you, you are using your mind in the wrong place" Li Shimin turned his head and glanced at Li Muyun, and continued in a good mood: "However, if you agree to me on one condition, maybe I will consider rewarding you with something." ” Li Er thought that Li Muyun would ask him what the conditions were, but as soon as his words fell, someone had already stood still, clenched his fists and threw his hands to the ground: "Your Majesty, the minister suddenly thought that there were still some things that he was not prepared for, and the minister retreated." ”: