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Chapter 543: Asking for Trouble


Li Muyun looked at the little old man, and squatted down beside him with a smile: "Dad, you said that I came all the way to see you, is there any benefit?"

"Hey, I can't see that your kid is really capable, and he even knows how to benefit" Li Yuan glared and said.

"That's it, I didn't know that you were the emperor before, but now that I know, if you don't want benefits, you probably have to think about it."

Li Muyun replied with a smile.

Li Yuan, the little old man, usually no one has ever joked with him like this, and he didn't feel angry when he heard this, but just reached out and patted Li Muyun's head, and said angrily: "You bastard boy, you did so many bad things in the name of Lao Tzu at the beginning, and now you are embarrassed to ask for benefits, it is really not a son of man." ” I think that at the beginning, Li Muyun did not touch the light of Lao Li Yuan when he was tossing in Shanyin County, there is no doubt about it, and later in the matter of Han Ai, if it weren't for Lao Li Yuan, it was estimated that at this time he would either be assigned to Lingnan or his head would fall to the ground, so it was not nonsense for Lao Li Yuan to say that he was doing bad things in his own name.

It's just that Li Muyun's thick-skinned skin is better than the city wall, and he is so thick-skinned that he can't eat enough to eat the three flavors that he can't eat with thin skin, rubbed the place where he was photographed, and continued: "If you don't think this will happen, find an opportunity for you to tell His Majesty the Emperor how about exile me to Shuozhou."

Li Yuan seemed to know a lot of things, and when he heard that Li Muyun was going back to Shuozhou, he sneered and said: "Don't think about this, I'll tell you the truth, just the things you did in Shuozhou, you didn't lose a hundred times by cutting your head, and now you dare to go back again, you've lived enough."

Li Muyun touched his nose, squatted on the ground and sighed and said: "Dear father, I don't want to do this, but our industry is in Shuozhou, you said that if I hadn't got some private soldiers to guard it, I would still have the current scale."

Li Yuan glanced at him: "So you're okay now, otherwise you think the second child can let you go."

It's just that what old Li Yuan said made Li Muyun a little unable to take it, there is still a difference between his own son and his godson, and the emperor can't comment on him no matter what.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Li Yuan was a little disdainful, shook his head and continued: "I know what you're worried about, to put it bluntly, there is no need for your industries to be placed in Shuozhou, so I don't think it's better to move all of them to Chang'an, and save others from worrying." ” Li Muyun smiled and beckoned to the palace maid on the side: "Do you have anything to eat, go get some" From getting up in the morning to noon, Li Muyun didn't eat a mouthful of food, and at this time, he was already hungry with his chest against his back.

Li Yuan didn't care at all about his unceremonious behavior, waved his hand at the palace maid who was looking at himself to ask for his opinion, and then said to Li Muyun angrily: "You kid is less suspicious there, I am not interested in your little thing, it's just that this person likes to be a little popular around him when he is old, so he can be more lively." ” From Li Yuan's tone, Li Muyun heard a taste of loneliness, looked up at the little old man and asked, "Didn't it mean that Your Majesty sent you a deer some time ago, and also held a dinner party." ” "Don't mention that deer, thin skin and bones, there is no meat on the body, I didn't eat a few bites, but lost dozens of jars of wine."

Li Yuan said with a half-truthful tiger face.

"Hahaha" Li Muyun laughed exaggeratedly, and then somehow the more he laughed, the more interesting he felt, and finally he simply sat on the ground with his stomach in his arms and laughed.

Li Yuan, the old man, is actually full of pity, he gave birth to a bunch of sons and there are not a few who are angry, and the few guys who are not scared by Li Erzhen guarding the palace are hiding far away, for fear of being accidentally cut down.

So although this old man looks beautiful, but in fact it is very empty, in the more popular words of later generations, it is empty, lonely and cold, so this old man desperately gave birth to a baby, and finally forced his body bones to be sparse, and Li Shimin has a lot of younger brothers and sisters.

If it weren't for the fact that Datang had entered a stage of peaceful and stable development, it was estimated that the royal family would have been able to eat up the entire country by itself.

Li Muyun smiled heartlessly, Li Yuan became more and more angry the more he looked at it, stretched out his foot and kicked him, and asked, "You kid laugh at a fart, and if you laugh again, beware of letting people beat your board." ” "Okay, okay, don't laugh, don't laugh" Li Muyun put away his smile, glanced around and said: "I said Dad, it's better if it's not like this, how about we do business together, and when the time comes, we will make money and add two to five, and half of the family." ” I didn't want Li Yuan to shake his head: "Don't do it, what's the use of me asking for money, it's not interesting" Li Muyun looked at Li Yuan dumbfounded, it's not interesting to make money, so what else can you do is not to give birth to a baby Li Yuan looked at him disappreciatively: "What's the matter, what do you want to say?"

"Then you say, what's the fun to do, the child sacrifices his life to accompany the gentleman" In line with the idea of pitiful saving people from fire and water, Li Muyun stiffened his neck and said.

"Being a bandit," Li Yuan said endlessly, "I used to be the most refreshing when I was a bandit. ” When he was in Shuozhou, Li Yuan could do whatever he wanted, and it was a lot of fun to let people go to the grassland to grab two sheep, but now it's good, when he stays in Da'an Palace, he has nothing to do every day, except for watching songs and dances, he is making children, and he is almost dying.

Although Li Muyun can understand the depression of the little old man, after all, this is Chang'an City, who dares to pull a pole to stand on the top of a mountain in this territory, isn't this looking for death, even if Li Er agrees, then the ministers of civil and military affairs below will not agree.

After thinking about it, Li Muyun shook his head quickly: "Father, you can spare me, there are too many mountain kings in Chang'an, we can't set up a flag, if it's a place like Shanhaiguan in Hebei, Shandong, I have some ways, but the problem is that you can't get out, so let's forget about being a bandit, ah" "I don't care, I'm going to be a bandit, you have to figure it out" "No, what can I do, the boundary of this capital is not counted as sixteen guards, there are more than 100,000 troops in the government alone, isn't it looking for death if you pull a pole and stand on the mountain."

Li Muyun was almost about to cry, he really didn't expect Li Yuan to be so able to toss, if he had known this, even if he was killed, he would not have come to Da'an Palace to cheat and cheat.

As a result, it's good now, I didn't cheat on eating and drinking, but I got into a commotion, so why don't I reason.

It's just that Li Yuan seemed to recognize this, and raised his hand to call Chen Mu: "Listen, if this kid can't think of a way, you can pull him out to play the board, when he comes up with a way to finish it." ”: