Li Dejian felt that Li Muyun's goods must be crazy, really crazy.
Using gunpowder instead of a crossbow and a trebuchet, this guy can figure out whether gunpowder can still be kneaded into a thread This thing doesn't seem to be useful at all except for being used as fireworks.
Li Chengqian was also a little confused, he had been busy since he received the old man's notice, but he didn't know what he was busy with, he only knew that this time was very important.
"If it doesn't work, ask Mu Yun to come back, the gunpowder seems to be made by him, and if you don't ask him to come back, I'm afraid that no one will be able to figure it out."
After almost an afternoon of discussion, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince came to such a conclusion.
"That's the only way, Your Highness, it's not that the ministers are not unsatisfied, I really don't know how to use this gunpowder."
Li Dejian lowered his head and said.
As Li Jing's son, he couldn't even get a single gunpowder, which made Li Dejian a little frustrated, and secretly blamed himself for being useless.
But then again, sometimes what they lack is a brain hole, and this hole is not opened, even if you make him think about it for a lifetime, it is estimated that he will not be able to think of the real use of gunpowder.
Just like engraving printing and movable type printing, movable type printing is very convenient, but if you can't think of it, you can't think of it, and you can't blame others.
Three days later, Li Muyun returned to Chang'an with a prospective wife and two followers, plunged into the general prison, tossed for a day before coming out, and then set off fireworks for the whole night.
Li Dejian thought that this county king would be able to perform amazingly after he came back, but he didn't want this busy person to work all day, but to make his wife happy, and that kind of heart-stopping feeling can simply make people vomit blood.
I didn't feel it yet, and after coaxing my wife, I went to sleep directly, and I didn't get up until noon the next day.
"Li Muyun, what the hell are you doing" When no one left and right, Li Dejian finally broke out.
"Don't you understand that I'm prompting you."
The sleepy-eyed King of Xiaoyao said disdainfully.
Li Dejian said with a white face: "Prompt me, prompt me What do I just see you coaxing your wife to be happy." ” "Rotten wood, what a rotten wood."
Li Muyun shook his head in great disappointment and took Li Dejian out of the house.
When he came to the prison again, he ordered someone to push out the fireworks that had not been used up yesterday, and then asked Li Dejian to stand in the open space.
"What are you doing" Li Dejian faintly had a bad feeling.
"It's okay, you stand there first, for a while, for a while."
Li Muyun raised his eyebrows, made a gesture of calmness, and then lit the fireworks.
Li Dejian received 10,000 points of damage in an instant, a black line, yes, the fireworks that were set off all night yesterday were not enough, so this is special again Just as he was about to say something, he saw Li Muyun raise his foot and kick down the fireworks that rang out directly.
The next moment.
"Li Muyun, your uncle, Lao Tzu is not finished with you" The continuous fireworks hit his body, and then exploded around him, although it was not fatal, but it really hurt, and Li Dejian, who was in pain, wanted to kill someone.
But at this time, he was already surrounded by fireworks, and the smell of gunsmoke choked him, and after he cursed, he couldn't make a sound anymore, and just wanted to leave quickly.
It's just that the damn guy doesn't seem to want him to leave, the mouth of the fireworks keeps moving with Li Dejian's trajectory, and wherever he runs, the fireworks explode wherever he goes, until the whole pack of fireworks is completely gone.
"Li, Li Muyun, Lao Tzu fought with you."
After the fireworks were over, Li Dejian's red official uniform had turned into a hole suit, and his angular handsome face had also turned black and white.
Seeing that Li Dejian had rushed in front of him, Li Muyun shouted: "Stop, now do you understand how to use gunpowder?"
"How can I use it, I have to beat you today" "Okay, then come on" Half a quarter of an hour later, Li Dejian's hole outfit turned into a strip outfit and lay on the ground: "Li Muyun, your uncle, you let go of Lao Tzu." ” Another quarter of an hour: "Li Muyun, Lao Tzu remembers you, you wait for Lao Tzu to smash your glass at night" Another quarter of an hour: "Lao Tzu surrendered, can't he surrender?"
"It's better to do this earlier, you have to do it with me."
Li Muyun leaned directly, stretched out his hand to pull Li Dejian up from the ground, and said obediently: "It's a shame that your kid is still the son of Wei Guogong, why are you so poor, if you go to the battlefield, you can't be beaten to death." ” "Roll the calf, Lao Tzu is a civil official, do you know a civil official" Li Dejian rolled his eyes, wanted to cry without tears and looked at the official uniform on his body that had almost become a mop, and couldn't help but feel sad.
Li Muyun patted Li Dejian on the shoulder, pointed to the fireworks box that was still on the side, and said, "Okay, it's troublesome, it's crazy, it's crazy, it's time to get down to business." ” Li Dejian glanced at the box, and became a little more angry: "Except for the pit Laozi, what can you do?"
” "Your brain is really" Li Muyun sighed helplessly: "You were not lightly destroyed just now, don't you want to think about it, if you get a hundred boxes and put them on the battlefield, when the enemy cavalry rushes up, give them a moment, what will happen." ” "Yes, yes" Thinking of the tragic appearance of being bombed just now, Li Dejian was instantly stunned in place, and his face turned pale: "It will be chaotic, no matter who suddenly encounters such an attack, it will definitely be chaotic." ” "That's it, it's just fireworks, what if you increase the amount of medicine, what will happen if you replace the wooden box outside with iron, do you think it will blow people up?"
"Definitely" "Now you know how to use gunpowder."
Li Dejian looked at the box speechlessly, looked at Li Muyun again, and after a while, gritted his teeth and said: "Li Muyun, your uncle, just just say no to Lao Tzu, for Mao to use Lao Tzu as a test subject."
Li Muyun touched his nose: "I'm not afraid that you won't be able to remember, this will deepen the impression." ” If I deepen your uncle, if you really can't beat him, Li Dejian really wants to strangle this bastard in front of him.
"Alright, I'll give you a few suggestions, first, you have to make two layers of that medicine bag, with gunpowder inside and a layer of iron nails and the like; Secondly, make some hollow pig iron balls, the size of a fist, not too thick, engrave patterns on them, and then put gunpowder into them; Or you can make some hollow pig iron balls the size of a human head."
Li Muyun wrenched his fingers to give Li Dejian an idea, and the latter was in a cold sweat when he listened, and his eyes collapsed.
If you really do what he says, you can imagine that everything will be a weapon for killing, but how evil a person must be to think of so many ways to kill
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