After thinking about it, Xia Zihan still decided to call someone to pick him up, and called Puyang Luo, but the guy was fragmented, no matter how stupid Xia Zihan was, he could tell that he didn't want to come, so he had to call Pu Yanghao.As soon as he dialed Pu Yanghao's number, Xia Zihan, who was stimulated by that guy's loud voice, hurriedly took the phone half a meter away from him."
Han, how did you go to the Yanjiang River, what kind of foot strength do you have, more than a hundred kilometers of road, you have nothing to do" Xia Zihan twitched the corners of his mouth, and after making sure that the voice on the phone was quieter, he brought the phone to his ear and said: "You have nothing to do, do it or not, answer a word" "Why don't you come to joke" The voice stopped abruptly, Xia Zihan was stunned, took the phone and looked at it, and scolded his mother directly."
Your sister's paper is actually out of power, don't bring such a cheat" resisted the urge to throw the phone out, although Pu Yanghao didn't finish what he said just now, but he should be back, and he waited while walking.After thinking about putting the phone back on his body, he walked back along the parking road.It didn't take long to see a watermelon seller on the side of the road, and anyone who saw watermelon on such a hot day would inevitably be excited, not to mention Xia Zihan, who was walking back."
Boss, how do you sell this watermelon" The stall owner was a man with a straw hat, the brim of the hat was so low that he couldn't see his expression clearly, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Xia Zihan was almost thundered."
Oh, little handsome guy, you are so good-looking, I will sell you cheaper, five yuan a catty."
This voice is really hoarse, harsh and obscene, cheaper, five yuan a catty, obviously robbing money, and how can this girl's face be covered by a hat to see that she is good-looking, "It's so expensive, you rob it, and you don't even look at me, how can you know if I'm good-looking" Xia Zihan asked the doubts in his heart."
Kid, haven't you heard of curiosity killing cats, how do you know that I am robbing" The obscene voice smiled sadly, Xia Zihan hadn't finished brainstorming, and the stall owner had already raised the watermelon knife in his hand and looked up at Xia Zihan.Finally seeing the true face of the stall owner, Xia Zihan almost couldn't help but vomit.This appearance is so shocking, this high and low eyebrows, mouse eyes, crooked nose and sausage mouth, how strong a mother must be to give birth to such a wonderful son, "Uncle, you are so handsome, no one on earth can surpass you." ”When the stall owner heard Xia Zihan say that he was handsome, he was stunned at first, and then ecstatic."
Hahaha after so many years, someone finally appreciates his handsomeness, boy, you are my bosom friend, if you don't mind, I can be your boyfriend."
As he spoke, Uncle Strange leaned his face closer to Xia Zihan, revealing a mouthful of uneven black teeth.Looking at the face in front of him, which had surpassed the limits of human beings, magnified in front of him, Xia Zihan felt that he had an irregular heartbeat and was about to have a myocardial infarction."
Hehe, uncle, you don't mind, but my mother will, and what I like is a woman.""
Alas, creation makes people, I finally met a person who really understands me and actually likes a woman, God is unfair" The uncle knelt on the ground and cried to the sky, Xia Zihan looked at the sky, expecting that God couldn't help it, so he took away this demon with a thunderbolt, and the world was pure.It's a pity that God wasn't on duty today, and I didn't see this demon.Uncle Strange cried for a while, stood up, looked at Xia Zihan and said, "Since we can't be husband and wife in this life, then you can send me away by giving me some money, and I won't tell others that you abandoned me." ”Looking at the strange uncle's complaining little eyes, Xia Zihan already felt that his blood vessels were about to burst What kind of sin did he do Ah touched his body, there were only two hundred and fifty-one two cents in total, if this money was given to this uncle, would this number stimulate him, "Uncle, I just have so much money, if you are short of money, you can use it, I can't help it." ”Xia Zihan quickly put the money on the watermelon stand, for fear that the uncle would reach over and get it himself."
Well, I will always remember you, although you don't love me, but I still love you deeply, this watermelon will make you a souvenir."
The strange uncle said and handed a green watermelon to Xia Zihan, and put the two hundred and fifty-one two cents in his pocket.Xia Zihan took the watermelon, hurriedly left the watermelon stall, and had goosebumps all over his body, why was he so unlucky, he bought a watermelon for more than 200 yuan, and was visually stimulated, which was much more exciting than spending more than 100 yuan to buy a movie ticket and watch a movie."
Han, I'm fast enough, what are you doing with a watermelon" "You are really suitable for coming" As soon as I thought of that uncle Xia Zihan, I had an urge to get sour water, and handed the watermelon to Pu Yanghao, "Oh, open it, eat it and leave."
It's really unlucky today" Xia Zihan didn't finish speaking, he heard a "pop", and then an unknown liquid saw his face, and while wiping his face, he said to Pu Yanghao unhappily: "Why did you open the watermelon, it splashed me" looked down at the watermelon that Pu Yanghao had just broken, and finally couldn't help but spit it out.The red and white watermelon scoop has turned black in some places, and there are some white and tender little insects turning over in it, thinking that the juice of the watermelon just now splashed on his face, Xia Zihan felt that he was going crazy, Pu Yanghao threw the watermelon aside, and vomited wildly."
Damn, I really want to destroy that demon" Xia Zihan said angrily, and he couldn't help but vomit again when he thought that if he went back to take revenge, he would have to face that shocking face and those words that stimulated his young heart."
Where the hell did you buy the watermelon, it's so disgusting that I vomit," Pu Yanghao said and vomited again.The two of them were vomiting happily, and a lewd voice sounded on the side: "Children, it's shameful to throw fruits, you have to eat them quickly" Hearing this voice, Xia Zihan's hairs stood up, dragging Pu Yanghao, who was unknown for some reason, and carried Pu Yanghao away on the plane.The strange uncle gnawed on the fruit thrown away by Pu Yanghao, and said regretfully: "Today's young people really don't know how to appreciate delicious food" Pu Yanghao sat behind Xia Zihan, and his golden hair was about to blow into a Super Saiyan at a flying speed, and he was still surprised that Xia Zihan could drive, and the speed was so fast that if he was caught by the traffic police, his car would definitely be taken away, and he just wanted to remind Xia Zihan to drive slowly, but through the rearview mirror, Pu Yanghao clearly saw that there were two police cars behind him quickly following behind, It seemed to warn them, but because Xia Zihan drove too fast, the wind muffled the sound, and they couldn't hear it at all."
Cold, there is a traffic police officer in the back."
Pu Yanghao leaned into Xia Zihan's ear and shouted loudly."
I can hear it, you don't need to say it so loudly" Xia Zihan shook his head that was stunned by Pu Yanghao, and his ears were almost ringing from him.Picking the accelerator, Xia Zihan drove the yardage to the highest, and with a whistling sound, he completely disappeared from the sight of the traffic police behind him.The two traffic policemen hurriedly stopped the car, and the two looked at each other in a daze."
What's the hell is it gone":