Zheng Feng immediately gave Liu Bei a message: It is not good to be handsome, find a reason to stay.Liu Bei: Okay, I'll ask Sun Jian for a sick leave.Zheng Feng: Guan Yu and Zhang Fei Liu Bei: They also want to invite Zheng Feng: Must Liu Bei: Wow, the three of them will ask for sick leave together Zheng Feng: I'm going to go, can't we have diarrhea together Liu Bei: This can be had, I'll go and tell Sun Jian that our brothers ate unclean seafood last night and are teaming up for diarrhea.Zheng Feng felt that Liu Bei was funny and humorous, and he was the first good hand at chatting.The book of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms automatically popped up again, and the content was updated: Sun Jian left Liu Guanzhang and the three of them, and led the four generals of Cheng Huang and Han Zu to meet the enemy.Zheng Feng took a sip of the chairman's good tea and lay on the sofa thinking about his future prospects, but the update information of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms kept popping up on his mobile phone, which completely interrupted his thinking.Dong Zhuo sent Huaxiong to attack; Hua Xiong cut down Bao Xin's younger brother Bao Zhong; Cheng Pu stabbed to death Huaxiong's deputy general Hu Zhen; Yuan Shu calculated Sun Jian, but did not send food, and Sun Jian was defeated.Hua Xiong went out and challenged the princes.Zheng Feng is in the spirit, Guan Yu's beheading of Huaxiong is about to be staged, it is necessary to interview Second Brother Guan's feelings after the beheading.But Guan Yu didn't add him as a friend, picking wool.Zheng Feng checked all the functions of WeChat to see if he could add the second brother of Shangguan.Flip to the new friends in the address book, and find that there is a new function, called adding contacts from the three countries.Zheng Feng clicked in and was stunned, it was full of characters from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and he couldn't count them, so it took a lot of effort to find Guan Yu from the list and apply to him to add friends.The application was approved quickly, and you can directly interview Second Brother Guan.Zheng Feng sent a message to Guan Yu: Hua Xiong is fighting with Guan Yu for a moment, looking left and right, everyone is nervously discussing, who has the time to chat with him and wonders if he ate too much seafood last night, and has tinnitus today Zheng Feng: You don't have tinnitus, it's Benxian who is talking to you.Guan Yu's jujube red face turned blue all of a sudden, only the eldest brother believes in immortals, and I don't believe it very much, who is playing pranks on me Zheng Feng: No one is playing pranks with you, what you think in your heart, only the gods know.Guan Yu was taken aback, and someone actually knew what he was thinking, the other party was not a fairy, what was he doing things openly, and he didn't owe gambling debts recently, what did the fairy come to the door to do Zheng Feng: Wait for your turn to play, you are nervous and all the princes are present, Guan Yu dares to answer with his mouth, otherwise others will think he is a madman and immediately drive him out.Guan Yu said silently in his heart: A little nervous, Hua Xiong is a famous martial arts teacher.Zheng Feng: He's not your opponent.Guan Yu: How do you know Zheng Feng: I am an immortal, I don't know what kind of immortal Guan Yu is: Zheng Feng: Sure enough, Guan Yu: I'm going to kill that guy.Zheng Feng: Who is Huaxiong cut now, Guan Yu: Just cut Yu She.Zheng Feng: Well, Hua Xiong has to cut another one.Guan Yu: Now Pan Feng is gone.Zheng Feng: It's your turn next.Guan Yu: Hua Xiong is dead.Sure enough, a soldier Pegasus came to report: "Pan Feng was beheaded by Hua Xiong." ”The princes from all walks of life were shocked, and Yuan Shao lamented: "It's a pity that my generals Yan Liang and Wen Chou have not arrived, as long as one of them is here, Huaxiong is a bird" Zhang Fei muttered beside him: "What are Yan Liang and Wen Chou, why wait for their Lao Tzu to go out and stab Hua Xiong to death." ”Zhang Fei was about to walk out, but Guan Yu grabbed him and whispered: "Third brother, let the second brother go, promise to give some color Yuan Shao to take a look." ”Liu Bei also stretched out his head and said: "Just now, the immortal revealed the heavenly opportunity to me, saying that the second brother will fight, Huaxiong will definitely die, and the third brother should not fight with your second brother." ”Zhang Fei muttered again, what kind of water immortal, can't I Zhang Fei call Huaxiong die, and Guan Yu stood up and shouted: "The little general is going to kill Huaxiong." ”The princes from all walks of life were stunned, but Yuan Shao asked first: "Who are you?"
Gongsun Zan pointed at Guan Yu and said, "He is Liu Bei's second brother Guan Yu." ”Yuan Shao asked again: "What is the position now" Guan Yu said: "I am a gold medal fighter under Sun Jian." ”Yuan Shu, who was sitting on the side, was furious: "A thug dares to speak wildly, aren't you bullying us and no one is coming, hit this kid out for me." ”Cao Cao came out to stop: "Don't move, everyone, I know this person, last time I opened the film in the bar, fortunately he helped me with his fists, and I was able to get out of the way." ”Guan Yu glanced at Cao Cao and suddenly remembered: "It turned out to be you, I beat that guy all over the ground to find teeth that day, but you are gone."
Later, the bartender told me that the reason was that you were flirting" Cao Cao's face turned pale, and he quickly interrupted Guan Yu's words: "Everyone, Guan Yu is really awesome, I saw him fight ten by one, and I fully recommend him." ”Yuan Shao was reluctant: "Send a thug, Huaxiong will laugh at us." ”Cao Cao said: "Not necessarily, you see, Guan Yuniu is tall, graceful, and has a standard official appearance."
What is his identity, Hua Xiong knows a fart. ”Guan Yu patted his chest: "I can't cut Huaxiong, you guys come and cut me." ”Cao Cao took a cup of hot wine and asked Guan Yu to drink it before going.Guan Yu stroked his long beard: "It's too hot, wait for a little warmer before drinking." ”With that, he walked out of the tent, picked up his sword, mounted his horse, and galloped out of the village.Zheng Feng lit the chairman's cigar and smoked it melodiously.But after waiting for a while, Guan Yu has no news, is this going to kill people or planes, a cigar has not been smoked, Guan Yu has a message: The fairy is really like a god.Zheng Feng: Cut Guan Yu: Cut it.Zheng Feng: How do you feel Guan Yu: No.Zheng Feng: Not happy Guan Yu: Hua Xiong fought two people before, and his physical strength was depleted, and there was no pleasure in killing him.Zheng Feng: Is Cao Cao's wine still hot Guan Yu: It's cold early, he helped me warm up.Zheng Feng: Cao Cao appreciates you.Guan Yu: Appreciate a fart, this guy wants to gag me, last time he was molesting a cutie in a bar and was beaten up, I'm afraid I'll poke this thing out.Zheng Feng: Did Yuan Shu send Biao Guan Yu: I am sending it, I think our brothers have a low status, and they are not worthy of mixing with him.Zheng Feng: Cao Cao will be a peacemaker.Guan Yu: He's doing it, okay, the three of us brothers will go back to the camp to avoid the limelight first.Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei sat in the camp and made great contributions to Hua Xiong, not only did they not receive a reward, but they were also blinded by Yuan Shu and others.In the evening, Cao Cao came over to comfort Liu Bei, and brought ten barrels of fine wine, and Liu Bei and the three people shook the dice and dice to drink.As a result, Zhang Fei lost completely and was almost half killed by Cao Cao.Zhang Fei was a little annoyed: "Don't play dice." ”Cao Cao said: "It's better to play guessing boxing." ”Zhang Fei readily agreed, guessing boxing was his forte, he drank a lot, and guessed that in the end, few people could withstand him.As a result, Cao Cao's guessing was extremely accurate, and Zhang Fei lost to the street, drank five barrels of wine in a row, and almost died drunk on the wine table.Guan Yu was not angry, and wanted to guess with Cao Cao and avenge Zhang Fei.Liu Bei stopped: "Second brother, don't guess, I want to have a few drinks with Brother Cao and chat." ”Cao Cao smiled: "I also wanted to chat with Brother Liu a long time ago, but unfortunately Brother Liu didn't come to my birthday party last time." ”Liu Bei said: "I happened to have something to do that day, otherwise I would have flown over." ”Cao Cao complained a little: "I obviously heard that you were going to take refuge in Gongsun Zhan, but you found Sun Jian again, which caused me to be unable to sleep for several days."
Sun Jian has any good intentions and arrogance, and if the official doesn't give it to you, he will let you be a thug. ”: