Sun Jian asked: "What secret" Liu Bei said: "This secret is related to Brother Sun's life safety." ”Sun Jian said: "Che, I'm not afraid of death." ”Liu Bei frightened: "The problem is that as soon as you fall, Jiangdong's territory will be divided." ”Sun Jian frowned, this is not good, how can the country that has been worked hard be handed over to others.Looking at Liu Bei's virtue, he is just extorting bamboo poles, what is it to spend some money, it is important to keep the country, so he asked: "How much is this secret worth" Liu Bei smiled: "It's not expensive, two thousand taels of gold." ”Sun Jian secretly scolded Liu Bei, a bastard, and added up to four thousand taels of gold before, and this bamboo pole was too deep.But Sun Jian still promised to give him money, just 4,000 taels of gold, after all, he owed him a life-saving feeling.Liu Bei said: "Brother Sun is a hero in his life, and his only nemesis is Liu Biao. ”Sun Jian rolled his eyes: "You mean, in the future, when I see Liu Biao, I will take a detour" Liu Bei said: "That's pretty much what it means." ”Sun Jian was furious: "Fart, you and Liu Biao are relatives, and you came to fool Lao Tzu." ”Liu Bei said: "Although Liu Biao and I are distant relatives of the same clan, we usually have no contact, otherwise I would have taken refuge in Liu Biao a long time ago, and I would have voted for others" Sun Jian thought about it, it makes sense, although Liu Bei is a little slippery, but he is not ambiguous in doing big things, if he colludes with Liu Biao, he will die today and have no place to be buried.Sun Jian asked: "You said that Liu Biao is my nemesis, is there any scientific basis" Liu Bei said: "Brother Sun has never believed in ghosts and gods, I said that it is a fairy guidance, and you will not believe it."
You see that I came all the way to Xiangyang, and I didn't go there, I just squatted in Da Xian Mountain to save you, and it was not an accident. ”Sun Jian nodded in agreement: "Liu Biao wants to do me, it is a temporary plan, your brother Liu is thousands of miles away, but he can appear in time, it is indeed incredible."
Sun is a person who believes in science, and since I can't find a reason to refute it, I can only believe you. ”Sun Jian ordered the troops to be withdrawn, withdrew to Jiangdong, and sent someone to give Liu Bei 4,000 taels of gold.Liu Bei was overjoyed, called Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, Dian Wei, Zhang Liao and Tai Shici to the bedroom, closed the door, and divided the spoils Liu Bei said: "Two thousand taels are reserved for military expenses, and we will make the other two thousand taels." ”The six tigers will immediately applaud like thunder, hug each other, and cry with joy.Liu Bei asked: "I am the eldest brother and the big brother, and your little brother is the small one, and there are wood and opinions" The six tiger generals said in unison: "Mu opinions." ”Liu Bei took the calculator and said while counting: "Each of you is divided into two hundred, six twenty-two, and the remaining eight hundred is mine." ”The six tigers will get their share and happily go to drink and sing K.Liu Bei put away the gold and prepared to go to the carnival with his brothers."
Liu Bei, your sister, you can't swallow gold privately" An angry voice came into Liu Bei's ears, Liu Bei's whole body was shocked, and he knelt down again.Zheng Feng had already woken up, and all the words Liu Bei said when he distributed the spoils appeared in WeChat, and there was no share of the great immortals in private, and this was due to Liu Bei: Immortals, I would have left your share a long time ago.Zheng Feng: You swallowed 2,000 taels of gold, and your hands are black enough.Liu Bei: Two thousand is military spending, and the remaining eight hundred are half of you and me.Zheng Feng: Fart, I want it all.Liu Bei: Immortals, don't Zheng Feng: Don't want anything, do you still want to be promoted and make a fortune Liu Bei: Yes, I want to dream about it.Zheng Feng: The next target costs money, how can the gods help you if they don't have money Liu Bei: Who is this fierce general Zheng Feng: Zhang He Liu Bei: Ouch, Yuan Shao's general.Zheng Feng: Know the goods.Liu Bei: Yuan Shao has two heavenly kings, one is Yan Liang, and the other is Wen Chou, why don't you choose these two people but choose a rising star Zheng Feng: Those two fools are Guan Yu's knife ghosts, and if they want to do Mao Zhang He repeatedly and never die, they are superior.Liu Bei: In this case, my share will be given to the immortals.Zheng Feng: There are still two thousand taels Liu Bei: Immortals spare their lives, that's military expenses.Zheng Feng: You just have a few thousand soldiers and horses, why do you want military expenses?
Liu Bei: Then I have to raise it, I have no money on hand for a long time.Zheng Feng: Find your own way, anyway, Sun Jian's money, you don't even want to put it into the account.Liu Bei: Okay, okay, you can keep me at least half of the military expenses, the plain is just a small land, so poor, I seem to have fallen into the trap of Gongsun Zhan."
Zheng Feng: It's really your mother-in-law's mother-in-law, you leave a thousand taels, and give me the rest."
Liu Bei: With a "ding" sound, WeChat popped up: Liu Bei has recharged 1,800 taels of gold for you Zheng Feng doesn't care about three seven twenty-one, click on Diao Chan's WeChat, and then take a photo of himself, and send it out WeChat instantly came with a warning: You need at least 10,000 taels of gold to transmit the person, your balance is insufficient, please recharge and then transfer the slot to get 1,800 taels of gold, and the person who passed it on asked for 10,000 taels, which even the gods can't afford.Fortunately, at least I know that I can continue to raise money at my own price, there are so many people in the Three Kingdoms, and I am afraid that I will not be able to get 10,000 taels of gold Zheng Feng was thinking about starting with that character, but there was a familiar knock on the door.opened the door, and sure enough, it was Sister-in-law Zhang, her expression was not very good, and her face was gloomy.Zheng Feng hurriedly invited her in, closed the door smoothly, and locked Sister-in-law Zhang's vigilance: "What are you doing, lock the door, I want to eat my sister-in-law" Zheng Feng and Sister-in-law Zhang used to joking, and said with a smile: "I have wanted to eat my sister-in-law for a long time." ”Sister-in-law Zhang took a sip: "Che, just your little bit of caution, you can hide who wants to eat the old lady, the next generation, please be early, you can only yy in this life." ”Zheng Feng smiled: "I'm in YY every night." ”Sister-in-law Zhang frowned: "Don't talk nonsense, the old lady is in a bad mood." ”Zheng Feng said: "I went to your house just now and found that you have guests, what happened" Sister-in-law Zhang said unhappily: "That's my sister, she came to show off to me again." ”It turned out that Sister-in-law Zhang and her sister have always been at odds, her sister often laughs at Sister-in-law Zhang's poor complexion, the most important thing for a woman is skin whitening, can Sister-in-law Zhang not be so angry that she smokes Sister-in-law Zhang does beauty every day, what medicine she takes and what skin care products she uses have no effect, and the slightly yellow skin seems to follow her, and she can't get rid of it.Zheng Feng also admitted that Sister-in-law Zhang was already good-looking, and if her skin was a little whiter, it would look even better.Sister-in-law Zhang said: "I took your medicine for the last cold, and recently I found that my skin is white, but compared with my sister, it is still far behind." ”Zheng Feng immediately remembered Hua Tuo's antidote pill, and that thing can beautify Sister-in-law Zhang asked again: "Do you still have that pill to give me another pill to try." ”Of course Zheng Feng doesn't have it in his hands, he has to find Hua Tuo to buy it again, fortunately, Sun Jian's bamboo bar is in place, otherwise he can only stare dryly when he finds Hua Tuo, that old guy has to do business even with immortals.Zheng Feng deliberately said: "That's my family's ancestral secret elixir, I wouldn't give it to ordinary people." ”Sister-in-law Zhang glared and said: "Am I an ordinary person, but I am your sister-in-law, do you dare not send it" Zheng Feng said: "Sister-in-law go back first, I'll get it, and I'll send it to you when it's done." ”sent Zhang's sister-in-law back, and Zheng Feng immediately looked for Hua Tuo.Zheng Feng: Your detoxification pill has a whitening effect Hua Tuo: it can detoxify, and it can naturally whiten.Zheng Feng: Bring me a box.Hua Tuo: You think too much about one box, and I only have 3 pills left on me.Zheng Feng: I want it all.Hua Tuo: My miracle medicine works quickly, and I can see the effect immediately after taking three pills in a row.Zheng Feng: Are there any side effects Hua Tuo: Mu has, that is, the whitening effect can only last for one month.Zheng Feng: Isn't this a pit daddy Hua Tuo: It can be continued.Zheng Feng: How to continue: