It's past nine o'clock in the evening, what are you talking about, this single young woman is lonely again, but just chatting can't solve the loneliness.Zheng Feng didn't think much about it, chatting with her was a passionate rhythm, and when it was his turn to solve his loneliness, Zheng Feng excused himself by saying that he was too tired, and dismissed Sister-in-law Zhang, and then lay down on the bed, took a look at WeChat, played Three Kingdoms and then went to sleep.Liu Bei: Immortals, Cao Cao stabbed Yuan Shao in the back, and Yuan Shao was so angry that he screamed, and the soldiers of Jizhou followed Cao Yao, and the plain was saved.Zheng Feng: Gongsun Zhan won't help you at all Liu Bei: Finally, this guy has a little conscience and brought 20,000 soldiers and horses to support, otherwise Yuan Shao would be so easy to retreat Zheng Feng pondered for a while, no matter how useful Liu Bei's generals are, the troops are too small to withstand a fist from others.It's not a way to go on like this, Liu Bei needs a think tank to come up with advice by his side and defuse the fists that people are fighting.Zheng Feng immediately thought of one person, that was the famous Zhuge Liang, a high-IQ figure known as "Wolong".The famous Sangu Thatched House in history is about to be staged in advance Zheng Feng: You need a military advisor Liu Bei: The immortal is smart, I have wanted to invite one for a long time.Zheng Feng: I have an introduction.Liu Bei: Who Zheng Feng: Wolong has heard of Liu Bei: The famous Zhuge Liang Zheng Feng: Go to Longzhong quickly, invite him out.Liu Bei: That's a celebrity, I'm afraid I can't afford to invite it.Zheng Feng: Give me a thousand gold, and I promise you will invite him without spending a penny.Liu Bei: The immortals robbed again, Zheng Feng: Then you were robbed voluntarily Liu Bei: Alas, Yuan Shao's bamboo bar has not been digested yet, and he is going to spit it out again.The mobile phone rang "dang", and a message popped up: Liu Bei recharged 1000 taels of gold for you Zheng Feng was happy in his heart, and now he has a deposit of 6140, and he is one step closer to crossing.Zheng Feng triumphantly went to add Zhuge Liang, and a prompt popped up on WeChat: Zhuge Liang is the highest IQ figure, with the ability to assist the overlord to unify the country, adding friends requires 1000 taels of gold, agree to press confirm, disagree and press cancel.I'm going to go, I'm afraid the most expensive addition fee is this guy, it costs 1,000 taels of gold, which is several times more expensive than the current overlord.Nima, Liu Bei's bamboo pole has not been sent into his mouth yet, and he is about to throw it out immediately.With tears in his eyes, Zheng Feng trembled and pressed confirmation.Zhuge Liang: Haha, count on your fingers, today there is a fairy qi coming to the door Zheng Feng: I know that you are powerful, what else do you count Zhuge Liang: Last night stargazing and divination, there was a person who came to me ten years in advance, and history will change because of this.Zheng Feng: Otherwise, you can just go to the door, so that people don't run around.Zhuge Liang: That's not good, I'm young and strong now, I want to hang high to sell Zheng Feng: How much does it cost Zhuge Liang: 100,000 taels of gold Zheng Feng: Grass, who can afford your price Zhuge Liang: Dong Zhuo, Cao Cao, Yuan Shao, Yuan Shu, Sun Jian, Ma Teng, Liu Biao, Liu Yan, Tao Qian, Gongsun Zhan, Zhang Xiu, Zhang Lu, etc., all of them can afford Zheng Feng: Have you considered Liu Bei's feelings Zhuge Liang: Haha, I have pondered his wallet.Zheng Feng: Your sister's, snobbish Zhuge Liang: If you count it, you can't be much better than me.Zheng Feng: You can come out Zhuge Liang: There is only one immortal who has descended into our world, and that is the Nanhua Old Immortal, who disappeared after he gave the Book of Heaven to Zhang Jiao.And you, I can't count left and right, and I can't count it as your way of immortal, but I can be sure of one thing.Zheng Feng: What's the matter, Zhuge Liang: You are not from the fairy world Zheng Feng: grass, am I from hell Zhuge Liang: No, I can still figure it out.Zheng Feng: Forget it, you don't care who I am, Liu Bei is here, you just go with him.Zhuge Liang: What's the benefit of me going with him, he is a well-known poor man.Zheng Feng: You help him ascend to the throne of God, what glory and wealth are not Zhuge Liang: Haha, but I want glory and wealth now Zheng Feng: Rely on your love to walk, don't go and pull down.Zhuge Liang turned around and said to a boy beside him: "I want to retreat and meditate during this time, and someone comes to look for me, so they say that I have traveled." ”The boy said, "You have just closed up, and you have hemorrhoids." ”Zhuge Liang smiled: "Ten men and nine hemorrhoids, I am the tenth person who does not have hemorrhoids." ”In fact, Zheng Feng wanted to continue to persuade Zhuge Liang, but the phone rang and interrupted his interest in playing the Three Kingdoms."
Sister-in-law, I'm already asleep.""
What do you sleep Sister-in-law boiled mung bean kelp, specially put fire on you, if you dare not come, see if the old lady does not kick your door" Zheng Feng got up lazily, yawned, and sighed: "Alas, women, especially divorced women, really don't understand." ”Zheng Feng ran up to the eighth floor, and Sister-in-law Zhang came out in light pajamas to open the door, and the three-point style was faintly visible.Alas, it is this kind of temptation Zheng Feng hates his little heart very much, what is beating around, and it is none of your business.Sister-in-law Zhang brought out a bowl of mung bean kelp, Zheng Feng couldn't help but say, gobbling it up."
What is the monkey anxious about, eat slowly, and what else."
Sister-in-law Zhang filled another bowl, handed it to Zheng Feng, and said with a smile, "Eat more, extinguish the fire, don't suffocate it." ”"My sister-in-law came to tease me again, tempt me a little less, and I won't have any fire."
Zheng Feng joked with a smile."
Okay, come over later, sister-in-law is wearing a big cotton jacket.""
Don't wear less, hehe.""
Don't take advantage of it, beware of the old lady who splits you alive.""
Ouch, then I don't dare say anything.""
By the way, your secret medicine is really effective, and my sister-in-law likes whitening skin too much.Also, I made my sister so angry that she smoked, although her skin was naturally beautiful, now it is still a little worse than me, I counted her for the first time, it was too relieved. ”Sister-in-law Zhang laughed proudly, it was the first time Zheng Feng had seen her smile so happily."
Boy, make the medicine, remember to give it to your sister-in-law.If your sister-in-law's skin is beaten back to its original shape, you will wait for death, and your sister-in-law will never let you go. ”"Don't worry, my sister-in-law has absolutely no chance to hack me alive, haha.""
That's what it's like, if you need money, just talk to your sister-in-law.""
I'm not short of money.""
Come less, you dare to have backbone when you are poor.""
I've been wanting something lately, though.""
What do you want", "I want you", "Get out" Zheng Feng flirted with Sister-in-law Zhang for a while before saying goodbye and going back.Zheng Feng was so depressed that he was going to die, don't look at Sister-in-law Zhang's usual spicy, in fact, this beautiful single young woman was so conservative that she wouldn't let him touch it.Looking at the time, it's 11 o'clock, it's not too early and not too late, you can play the Three Kingdoms again.When I entered WeChat, Liu Bei had already left a message: Alas, Zhuge Liang has gone, and our brothers are ready to go back to the plain.Zheng Feng replied: Don't go back, stay for two days and then come to the door.Liu Bei immediately replied: OK Zheng Feng switched friends and asked Zhen Mi to contact the relationship.Zheng Feng: What is the lady doing Zhen Mi: Ah, I'm thinking about my husband Zheng Feng: I will come to meet you soon, you wait patiently for a few days.Zhen Mi: I know, Sister Minchan is also accompanying me and thinking about you.Zheng Feng: Minchan is also Zhen Mi: Yes, we sisters soak together all day long, thinking about what you look like Zheng Feng: What does your husband look like Zhen Mi: Ah, is it ugly Zheng Feng: Of course it is worthy of the audience, and it will not disappoint.Zhen Mi: That's great, I'll tell Sister Minchan.At this time, Minchan sent a WeChat message: The concubine and Zhen Mi's sister are discussing, and then help you marry a beautiful concubine
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