Sun Jian said: "Liu Biao, an old bastard, ponders Lao Tzu's heirloom jade seal every day. ”Liu Biao retorted: "The jade seal of the country is not your grandson's family, you had better get acquainted with each other and hand it over obediently, lest I hit Changsha in the future, and you won't have a place to cry." ”Sun Jian scolded: "Bald donkey, you come to fight Changsha, see if Lao Tzu doesn't kill you." ”Liu Biao scolded back: "Silly goose, if you tell me to beat me, I'll beat me, I don't fight, you brag." ”Sun Jian and Liu Biao scolded each other, you said, I said, almost collapsed, the other princes stepped forward to persuade the fight, and the banquet was a big mess."
Shut up" Zheng Feng was annoyed and shouted.Sun Jian and Liu Biaodeng were stunned, and the princes also quieted down, not knowing what the hell he Zheng Feng was going to do, "Ah, a little auctioneer dares to scold the princes, I really don't know how to write the dead word, drag it out and cut it." ”Yuan Shu said with a calm face."
Don't behead, you want to divide the corpses of five horses."
Dong Zhuo stepped on it."
Stomp it into a meat sauce again."
Yuan Shao simply moved stones."
Cook and eat, wouldn't it be better" Cao Cao is even more perverted."
Straight thief, you dare" Zhang Fei rushed up angrily and blocked in front of Zheng Feng.Yan Liang and Wen Chou, who were beside Yuan Shao, stood up.Guan Yu and Zhao Yun also snatched it out.Cao Cao's fierce generals Xiahoudun and Xu Chu also came to the fore.Liu Bei's fierce men all rushed out and blocked Zheng Feng.Sun Jian, Dong Zhuo, Yuan Shu and Liu Biao and other princes' subordinates also stood up one after another.The banquet suddenly turned into a war party, and the smell of gunpowder was overweight, and it would explode in the next second."
Slap" Lu Bu slapped the table and said angrily: "If you want to fight, have you asked me Lu Bu" Liu Bei was in a hurry, and hurriedly ran over, pulled this, and pulled that, and said: "We are all peace lovers, fighting and killing are not Sven."
Everyone sit down, have a cup of tea, eat a bag, dissipate their anger, and talk about any problems to solve. ”Although Liu Bei has many fierce generals, he is only a magistrate of a small plain, and all the princes are Dajia, and they don't take him seriously at all.In the end, it was Zhuge Liang's words that completely solved the problem."
Zhang Liao, go and bring the soldiers and horses up and catch this class of bastards.""
Command" Cao Cao reacted the fastest, gesturing to Xiahoudun and Xu Chu to sit down, Yuzhou has not yet been delivered, his soldiers and horses are outside the city, and this is still Liu Bei's world.Yan Liang and Wen Chou withered.Lu Bu also closed his mouth in amusement.The generals of the other princes sat down obediently one by one, and they finally understood one thing, what is the home field, in the home field of others, it is not the turn of the guests to speak.Zheng Feng was furious, this class of bastards doesn't know death, see if this great immortal can clean you up one by one without knocking through your bamboo poles, so he won't be called Zheng Daxian.The first bamboo bar started with Sun Jian, didn't he think he was very good, a pair of heavenly Lao Tzu's style, seeing that no one was going well, this great immortal wanted to knock him a full head."
Sun Ce, you owe us 160,000 taels of gold, when will you pay it back" Sun Jian's face sank, and his heart was terrible, the kid surnamed Zheng was really that pot and didn't open the pot, saying this in this kind of scene, isn't it just slapping him in the face He turned his head to look at his son, Sun Ce had already hidden under the table.When the princes heard it, they were happy, and Sun Jian was also slapped in the face, this play is interesting, and it is definitely more enjoyable than watching Peking Opera."
The Sun family is really rich, as soon as they make a move, it will be 160,000 gold, admire."
Lu Bu sighed."
I think Sun Ce will be in debt, and he will hide under the stage."
Yuan Shao said with a smile."
His father's name is Sun Jian, he is a famous father, how can he rely on the account" Yuan Shu disdainful."
Life has been difficult these years, it's better to fight for nothing than for your father, and Sun Ce can afford to pay back if he owes 160,000 yuan."
Cao Cao also participated in the commentary."
More than 100,000 or 200,000, it's a small matterDong Zhuoman didn't care."
Haha, you look at Sun Jian's black face, most of them have no money to pay it back, so take his son to prison to pay off his debts."
Liu Biao gloated.Sun Jian's face turned purple with anger, 160,000 taels of gold, that's not a small amount, enough to afford a few cities, how can he get this money He glared at Sun Ce, and then glanced at Zhou Yu, these two yellow-haired boys don't do good things, just make trouble for him, and go home to beat their butts."
I don't have any cash, I'll pay it back later."
Sun Jian gritted his teeth and confessed."
The repayment date is," Zheng Feng asked with a smile."
I'll pay you back anyway, what a fart."
Sun Jian said with his head held high.Oh, hey, I've seen a lot of debts, it's the first time I've seen someone who owes so arrogantly, look at Sun Jian's virtue, this debt is hanging."
Hehe, if you don't pay it back, we have a way to fix you."
Zheng Feng said."
I, Sun Jian, hate being threatened the most in my life," Sun Jian was furious."
I like to threaten people the most."
Zheng Feng interrupted him, and then said to Liu Biao, "Do you need foreign aid in Jingzhou" Liu Biao was stunned for a moment, he didn't understand, what foreign aid is Dongdong Zheng Feng hinted: "Tao Qian needs foreign aid, and since then Xiaopei has Zhang Liao." ”Liu Biao patted his head: "Oh, I do need foreign aid, my troops in Jiangxia are not enough, if Liu Bei sends troops over, I will be at ease." ”Liu Bei pretended to be cute, pretending not to understand.Zhuge Liang was happy to say on behalf of Liu Bei: "This is very easy, we will send 30,000 elite soldiers over, led by Guan Yu, Zhang He and Zhou Tai, and a few powerful lieutenants, Jiangxia is as stable as Mount Tai." ”Liu Biao took the opportunity to pat himself on the back: "Zhuge military division really knows how to use soldiers." ”Sun Jian scolded: "Nima, you need 30,000 horses to defend a Jiangxia and bring so many fierce generals, are you guarding Jiangxia or fighting the world" Sun Jian knew better than anyone else that Jiangxia was on the right side of Changsha and Jingzhou was on the left side of Changsha.Once he and Liu Biao get together, Liu Bei's elite army echoes Liu Biao and gives him a left and right attack, and he will die without a place to be buried.Zheng Feng deliberately stimulated Sun Jian: "Let's do things in Liu Biao's territory, it's your business." ”Sun Jian said angrily: "Of course it's my business, I have a deep hatred with Liu Biao, what are you doing here, don't think I don't have an ally." ”Zheng Feng's eyes widened: "Who is your ally" Sun Jian glanced at everyone, and the princes present either looked up at the sky, or picked their noses, and all pretended not to see it.After watching it for a while, Sun Jian's heart was cold, these bastards were watching the play, and they all wanted him to die.Zheng Feng smiled: "I see that there is only one person in your ally. ”Sun Jian asked: "Who" Zheng Feng pointed to the cute Liu Bei: "He has messed with you before." ”Sun Jian suddenly realized, to do it, still have to count on Liu Bei, but Liu Bei, the old slippery head, pretended not to care about anything, and threw everything to Zhuge Liang.But Zhuge Liang is not good, his IQ is too high, and he seems to be controlled by others.Zheng Jian looked at Zheng Feng, who was beaming, and everything was clear.This Liu Bei's guest Zheng Gongzi does not have an official position on the surface, but actually exercises Liu Bei's power, and he is most likely the instigator behind the scenes in this Yuzhou auction.The identity of this Zheng Gongzi is unknown, he is just a small curtain guest, but he directly calls Liu Bei's name, and dares to openly call out the princes from all walks of life, Liu Bei's fierce general actually escorts him, this person is definitely not simple
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