Looking for Gongsun Chan Zheng Feng played Gongsun Chan last time, but he didn't talk to him about it, this time I want to talk to him about his life ideals.Zheng Feng: Gongsun Zhan, Gongsun Zhan, you are dying.Gongsun Chan was picking up girls in a nightclub, and suddenly someone drank in his ears, and he was stunned, except for the half-naked chick in front of him, there was no one else in the box.Zheng Feng: I am the fairy Gongsun Zan is dumbfounded, and the fairy also came to the nightclub to rob him of the girl Zheng Feng: If the fairy doesn't go to the nightclub, he won't rob the girl with you.Gongsun Chan wondered, why did you think in your heart, everyone knows it Zheng Feng: I know what you think, otherwise how can I be an immortal Gongsun Chan believed, but I don't know why the immortal is looking for him Zheng Feng: This immortal came to tell you something, Liu Bei is dying.Gongsun Zhanxin said, Liu Bei's death is my business, this old slippery life has been going on recently, I have long seen him unpleasant, he died early and was reincarnated, the most important thing is not to bother me.Zheng Feng: As soon as Liu Bei dies, you fold your arm, who will guard the plain for you Gongsun Zhan: This Zheng Feng: Yuan Shao's army is outside Xuzhou, ready to intercept and kill Liu Bei, you can watch it.Gongsun Zhan: Hey, hey, it's so far away, I can't save it.Zheng Feng: Do you have to save Gongsun Zhan: Otherwise, Zheng Feng: Yuan Shao's main force has gone south, and Jizhou is empty, I want to hear your opinion.Gongsun Zhan: I'm grass, and I still see a fart, I don't even soak in girls now, and I will immediately lead troops to fight Jizhou.Okay, there is another prince, as long as Gongsun Zhan sends his soldiers to Jizhou, Yuan Shao's old boy can sit down with his surname Yuan.Self-protection and self-help, foreign aid is as much as possible, and there is a strong foreign aid that must be found, this person is of course Liu Biao.Spending 300 taels plus Liu Biao as a friend, at such a critical moment, it will definitely not be distressed.Zheng Feng: Liu Biao, I am a fairy.Liu Biao was currying favor with Mrs.
Cai, when he suddenly heard a thunderous sentence, his whole body was shocked, and he knelt down.He is an ironclad supporter of superstition, believing that there are gods and true love in the world.Mrs.
Cai was stunned: "Dead old ghost, who are you kneeling in" Liu Biao trembled and said: "There are immortals, there are immortals." ”Mrs.
Cai said angrily: "There's a fart, the fairy is there" Liu Biao said: "The fairy is talking to me, madam, you didn't hear it" Mrs.
Cai didn't know what Liu Biao's nerves were, so she brushed her sleeves away.Zheng Feng: Hey, you were afraid of your wife.Liu Biao: Oh, immortals, I don't want to be strict.But I'm more than 20 years older than my wife, and I'm an old husband and a young wife, so I have to accommodate her more.Zheng Feng: I'm afraid that my wife will admit it directly, it's not like I haven't seen it.Liu Biao: Ha, I was recognized by the immortals, I confessed, in fact, at home, I only listen to my wife alone, and I don't care about other people.Zheng Feng: Don't talk nonsense, get down to business, Liu Bei is in trouble.Liu Biao: Ah, what happened to my relatives Zheng Feng: Sun Jian, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao joined forces and prepared to be Liu Bei.Liu Biao:, Sun Jian, the big traitor, must be the one he picked.Zheng Feng: Liu Bei helped you defeat Sun Jian, you can't die without saving Liu Biao: I have to discuss this with my wife.Zheng Feng: Nima, didn't you say that you only listen to your wife at home Liu Biao: Yes, Jingzhou is my home.Zheng Feng: Cao, you really don't want to save Liu Biao: It's not that I don't want to save it, it's that my wife won't let me save it.She didn't like Liu Bei, saying that Liu Bei was too cute and uninteresting.Zheng Feng: Then who does she like Liu Biao: She likes Cao Cao.Zheng Feng: Why Liu Biao: She said that Cao Cao's smile was bad, and it was her dish.Zheng Feng: I'll go, it's true that men are not bad, women are not loved.Liu Biao: She married me because I was bad.Zheng Feng: Then what about you now Liu Biao: It's a bit bad now, after I marry her, it's not bad.Zheng Feng: This immortal will give you a trick, keeping it can save Liu Bei, and you won't offend your wife.Liu Biao: I wish to hear Qixiang Zheng Feng: You sent troops to fight Changsha, you see if Sun Jian will roll back Liu Biao: Ouch, in this way, not only will Sun Jian be forced to come back, but my wife will not say anything.It's really a clever trick, you are really a god.Zheng Feng: Let's do it quickly, if it's too late, I can only collect Liu Bei's body.Liu Biao: Immortals, what about Cao Cao and Yuan ShaoZheng Feng: Immortals have their own tricks Liu Biao: Then I will start my army immediately.All the foreign aid they should be looking for has been found, as long as they don't break their promise, this crisis will be passed safely, otherwise they will have to really go west.The deadline for crossing has not yet arrived, and there is no function to go back immediately, if Liu Bei's entire army is annihilated, he Zheng Daxian can still escape is a blessing that can't be avoided, but a disaster can't escape Zheng Feng closed his mobile phone and hugged Minchan and Zhen Mi to sleep.Of course, camping in this barren mountain and wilderness, it is impossible to live in a cave room, there are many soldiers sleeping outside the tent, he dares to toss and hold two wives who are as beautiful as fairies, but he still can't kiss Fang Ze, Zheng Feng's heart is itching, but he has no choice but to close his eyes, stretch his feet, and find Zhou Gong to play with eggs.At noon the next day, Yuan Shao came and led a large army to block the road.Sun Jian's army also appeared, surrounding from the right side.Then, Cao Cao and his army appeared from the left.Yuan Shao said to Liu Bei: "Raise your hand to surrender" Cao Cao and Sun Jian smiled, and waited for Liu Bei to refuse, and then immediately moved.Liu Bei was so frightened that he trembled, kept shouting "the general trend is going to Er", and insisted on the white flag and wanted to surrender, but Zheng Feng ripped off the surrender flag.Surrender, vote for your sister, Sun Jian has been pondering this great immortal, surrender he will let me go Heng is death, vertical is also death, Zheng Feng is out.Zheng Feng rode out: "What's the matter, do you want to fight alone or fight in groups" Sun Jian, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao said in unison: "Group beating" Zheng Feng said: "Group beating, then wait for Liu Bei's helpers to come and do it again." ”Sun Jian, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao looked at each other, and they all said that your sister's Liu Bei, there will be someone to save you and kill me, I don't believe it.Suddenly, an army came behind Yuan Shao, with a banner that read a: Tao.Yuan Shao was stunned: "My fork, why did Tao Qian come" Cao Cao asked loudly: "Tao Qian, are you also here to be Liu Bei" Tao Qian responded: "Be your sister, I will bring 100,000 elite soldiers to help Liu Bei." ”Liu Bei was overjoyed: "Tao Qian is here, I don't have to die." ”Sun Jian was disdainful: "Even if you bring 200,000 yuan, you can't save Liu Bei." ”Yuan Shao laughed: "Since Tao Qian is here, we will also do him." ”Cao Cao and Sun Jian applauded in unison, saying that they had known Yuan Shao for so long, and it was the first time for this guy to be so insightful.Suddenly, Yuan Shao's army quickly reported to the horse: Gongsun Zan sent troops, Jizhou was in a hurry Yuan Shao was shocked, Jizhou can't afford to lose, otherwise he won't even have a home, and he will beat Liu Bei He didn't say hello to Sun Jian and Cao Cao, and hurriedly led the troops away.Cao Cao and Sun Jian were puzzled for a while, just like him, this guy slipped away in a blink of an eye, and Yuan Shao really couldn't praise him.As soon as Yuan Shao left, only Sun Cao's two families remained, but they joined forces and it was still a piece of cake to kill Liu Tao and the two.Zheng Feng was anxious, Tao Qian came, Gongsun Zhan also made a move, Lu Bu hadn't moved yet, and Liu Biao, who was afraid of his wife, was still helping his wife wash his feet in Jingzhou At present, Sun Jian and Cao Cao's army is about to move
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