Liu Bei said: "Warm welcome. ”Shan Fu said: "Thank you, lord. ”Liu Bei introduced Shan Fu into the tent and asked for a way to resolve the crisis.Shan Fu just smiled and didn't answer, but Zheng Feng kept sneering.Liu Bei felt very strange, and wrote a poem of half a bucket of water: "Two people laugh, one person is strange, I don't know what the two laugh at" Shan Fu replied with a smile: "One person laughs, one person cries, and one person is nervous." ”Zheng Feng also came to infiltrate: "One person pretends, one person is stupid, and the other person is very chic." ”Liu Bei applauded: "Zheng Gongzi's literary brilliance is fluttering, and he is absolutely above me." ”Shan Fu smiled: "I don't know if Zheng Gongzi is crying or laughing" Zheng Feng responded: "I don't know if Mr.
Shan is pretending or stupid" Shan Fu laughed: "I have heard that Liu Bei has a mysterious guest and is also Liu Bei's behind-the-scenes boss, this person has great powers, and is greedy for money and lustful, if you guess correctly, it should be you Zheng Gongzi." ”Zheng Feng also laughed: "I heard that Xu Shu is witty and good at pseudonyms, if I haven't guessed, Shan Fu is Xu Shu, and Xu Shu is Shan Fu." ”Shan Fu was stunned: "Amazing, we have never met, you actually guessed that I am here, it seems that Zhuge Liang's status as the world's number one IQ is not guaranteed." ”Zheng Feng smiled: "My nickname is Zalong" Shan Fu also smiled: "Zhuge Liang is called Wolong, and your name is Zalong, which is clearly said to be one level higher than him."
Since your intelligence is so high, you don't need me, and Xu Shu will retire. ”Liu Bei suddenly realized, hurriedly grabbed Xu Shu's clothes, and said, "Mr.
Shan, no, Xu Junshi, I worked so hard to find you." ”Xu Shu said: "This Zheng Gongzi beside you has great skills and the ability to predict, and he is a hundred times better than Xu Shu by your side." ”Zheng Feng laughed again, and said in his heart that he knew your sister, Xu Shu appeared in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and he was transformed into a list of blessings and Liu Bei, if he was able to pass this great immortal, then the Romance of the Three Kingdoms would be in vain, and he could go home to wash and sleep.Xu Shuqi said: "Zheng Gongzi smiled very much" Zheng Feng smiled: "Ya, what kind of garlic are you pretending, you are the one who has the ability to predict."
Who doesn't know that you, like Zhuge Pit Father, have the ability to calculate a finger, and you have already calculated that Liu Bei has difficulties in this trip. ”Xu Shu also smiled: "My ability to calculate one finger is not as good as Zhuge Liang, that kid is the number one operator in the world, I just slightly calculated that Zheng Gongzi's origin is not simple." ”Zheng Feng said: "Don't talk nonsense, offer a strategy and teach Liu Bei how to break the discipline." ”Xu Shu said: "I have seen the Yuan military camp, Ji Ling set up the military camp on the main road, and was sandwiched between two mountains, which was a taboo for soldiers. ”Liu Bei almost knelt down for Xu Shu: "Hurry up and give me some advice." ”Xu Shu said: "Our troops are divided into three night attacks, all the way to take the main gate of the Yuan army, all the way to raid the defenders on the left hill, and all the way to the right hill.As long as one way breaks through, the enemy is bound to be chaotic, and the other two roads will enter and converge, and Ji Ling will be defeated. ”Zheng Feng was worried: "I'm afraid that the three roads won't be able to kill them." ”Xu Shu said with a smile: "Zhao Yun and Ma Chao are super assault masters, famous all over the world, and the two people who hit the mountain were handed over to the two of them, and they made a small night attack, and they didn't get caught." ”Liu Bei was overjoyed: "Master Xu has a clever plan. ”Xu Shu said: "Ouch, I haven't joined your side yet, don't call me a military advisor." ”Liu Bei said: "I hired it with a high salary, and asked Xu Junshi to make an offer." ”Xu Shu laughed: "If I, Xu Shu, were greedy for money, I would have left with the other princes, and I just admired your humorous and stupid person, so I came to the net." ”Liu Bei was overjoyed to dance: "The military advisor is wise, this is Liu Bei's strength." ”Zheng Feng asked: "What other princes have looked for you" Xu Shu said: "Go more, Dong Zhuo, Yuan Shu, Liu Biao and Cao Cao, etc." ”, Cao Cao has also come to find Xu Shu, don't let Cao Cao take Xu Shu's mother away, Xu Shu will definitely not be able to keep it then, and Liu Bei will have one less super military advisor to fight the world.Zheng Feng thought about how to settle Xu Shu's mother well, so that Xu Shu would have no worries and work for Liu Bei with all his heart.Xu Shu said again: "I turned into a list of blessings in order to escape the search of the princes, and it is said that Sun Jian also sent someone to find me recently." ”Zheng Feng was taken aback: "That guy has bad intentions. ”Xu Shu said: "I heard that Sun Jian gave a death order, either see my people or see my corpse."
Wow, if I mess with this kind of person, I'd rather be a shemale and go to a nightclub to dance. ”This night was covered with dark clouds and the sky was dark, and it was the night when the moon was dark and the wind was high.The defensive troops set up by Ji Ling on the hills on both sides all went into tents to sleep, and the soldiers standing guard were also lazy and dozing, unaware that the danger was coming.Zhao Yun and Ma Chao each led 10,000 soldiers, quietly led the horses up the mountain to lurk, and when the agreed time came, they got on their horses and sprinted, caught the defenders of the mountain by surprise, broke through the defense points on the left and right sides of Ji Ling in one fell swoop, and killed them in the Yuan army village.Guan Yu and Zhang Fei each led 10,000 troops, echoing Zhao Yun and Ma Chao, and stormed the gate of Yuanzhai.Ji Ling woke up from his sleep, and when he hurriedly ran out to command, his subordinates were already in chaos, and Zhao Yun and Ma Chao were rampage in the camp.The Yuan army had no intention of fighting, and the Zhaimen was quickly broken by Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, and the Yuan army was even worse, and the rout was even faster.Seeing that the momentum was not good, Ji Ling led the remnants to kill the bloody road and fled in the wilderness.The army returned triumphantly, Liu Bei praised Xu Shu for his high IQ and good character, and he was really a super military division, and asked Xu Shu's family to go to Xuzhou with him.But Xu Shu asked: "What is the lord going back to Xuzhou to do" Liu Bei said: "Cao Cao broke the contract, the army came to attack, first take Xiaopei, and then seek Xuzhou." ”Xu Shu said: "It will take a few days to return to Xuzhou from here at the earliest, and when the lord rushes back, the daylily will be cool." ”Liu Bei asked: "What is the best way for Xu Junshi" Xu Shu smiled: "With Zhuge Liang sitting in Xuzhou, Cao Cao can attack it, I will follow his surname Cao." ”Zheng Feng said: "Zhuge Liang seems to be a bit poor in the north. ”Xu Shu laughed and said: "Zhuge Liang is called Wolong, dragons generally lie in the water, and there is little water in the north, so of course he is not very comfortable."
But there is a lot of water in the south, and if Zhuge Liang is in the south, he is simply like a dragon in water, and it is simply a lawless rhythm. ”Zheng Feng was overjoyed, Xu Shu's opinions were the same as his thoughts, Zhuge Liang in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms was not brilliant in the north.However, once Zhuge Liang arrived in the south of Jingzhou, he would be alive and well, and a series of classic deeds emerged.I don't know who can suppress Xu Shu in the north, this guy doesn't have a nickname, but there are two people who can definitely suppress it, one is Sima Yi and the other is Pang Tong.In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Sima Yi helped the Cao family consolidate the world in the north, and even Zhuge Liang couldn't get him.And Pang Tong is called the phoenix chick, Zheng Daxian people think that the phoenix is a bird, the sky is high and let it fly, the northern wind and cool weather should be suitable for Pang Tong to fly, this phoenix chick needs to get it early, and then there will be a battle of Chibi, and then find someone else to offer a serial plan.Liu Bei was anxious: "Xu Junshi don't sell Guanzi, let's say what to do now":