"What" Liu Bei lost his soul, sat on the chair, and muttered: "It's over, it's all over now, how can you stand up to Xu Shu, do you force me to swing my sword to kill Huang Zhong, to thank the world, but Huang Zhong is my fierce general, and the concubine can't do it." ”"Do it, do it, be your sister, hurry up and think about it."
Zheng Feng didn't want to listen to his nagging."
I have no choice but to die."
Liu Bei cried with a sad face."
Go and find the second brother to see if he has any ideas."
Zheng Feng said.Guan Yu came, Zhang Fei also came, and Liu Bei was trying to drive Zhang Fei away.Zhang Fei said: "There must be some secrets at the midnight party of the third watch, if you don't let me participate, I will go out to publicize." ”Zheng Feng said: "Okay, okay, you have to stay, right, you have to control your mouth, otherwise this great immortal will sew you with a needle and thread." ”Zhang Fei covered his mouth and said, "I promise to keep my mouth shut." ”As soon as Liu Bei told Huang Zhong about it, the two fierce men were shocked and angry, Zhang Fei immediately drew his sword and shouted that he was going to cut Huang Zhong, but Guan Yu hurriedly stopped him.Guan Yu said calmly: "Huang Zhong is also dedicated to keeping Xu Junshi, although the means are not very clever, but the purpose is for the overall situation. ”Zhang Fei said angrily: "No matter why, I can't tolerate this kind of beastly behavior. ”Zheng Feng glanced at Zhang Fei: "In addition to being impulsive, what else can you do, I didn't ask you to come over and cut people, I came here to think about it." ”Zhang Fei said: "There is still a way, this is the rhythm of waiting for Xu Shu to make a biao." ”Guan Yu stroked his long beard: "As long as Mother Xu is willing to marry Huang Zhong, this matter will be easy to handle." ”Liu Bei patted his head: "Ouch, this can be had, so that ugly things will become beautiful things, and big things will become nothing." ”Zheng Feng said angrily: "Matching Huang Zhong and Xu's mother is a beautiful thing, you are making a fuss about it" Zhang Fei said: "But that old man gave people to Alas, are people still willing to marry" Zheng Feng slapped the table and said: "Let's go, let's go to Xu's house to see the opportunity."
No matter what means are used, whether it is cheating, scare, or coercion, let them get married. ”Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei said in unison: "Immortal Wise" Zheng Feng and the other four did not dare to bring the guards, quietly slipped out of the barracks, and ran wildly in the starry night.When I came to Xu's house, I saw several guards lying in the corner eavesdropping, Zhang Fei quietly touched over and arrested them all.Liu Bei threatened in a low voice: "Whoever dares to divulge tonight's events, your heads will fall to the ground together." ”Several guards were so frightened that they didn't even dare to let out a fart.Zheng Feng was a little suspicious, and he also touched over to eavesdrop, but it was okay not to listen, but when he heard it, he was so shocked that he couldn't even close his mouth, Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei saw this, and they also slipped over to participate in eavesdropping."
The general is mighty, and the concubine is subordinate.""
The old man is handsome and chic, then it's your turn not to follow.""
A concubine is born a general, and death is a general's ghost.""
Haha, this is the effect of raw rice cooked into rice, the old man is deeply rhymed.""
The concubine will return to the gods and worship the ancestors on another day, and then choose a day to marry the general.""
Everything is simple, let's go to the cave house as soon as possible.""
It's a hole.""
Hole again.""
Flutter" Zhang Fei couldn't help but burst out laughing."
Ah," a woman's scream came from inside the room, "who" Huang Zhong's roar also came out."
Haha, General Huang, Liu Bei is here."
Liu Bei said with a smile."
Oh, the lord is here, I'll come out later, please wait for my clothes, my clothes, hand me my underwear.""
Hmm."
After waiting for a long time, Huang Zhong came out, but Xu's mother hid in the house and did not dare to show up."
Congratulations to General Huang."
Zheng Feng and the other four stepped forward to congratulate each other."
Haha, I'm happy and happy, what about my gold" Huang Zhong took out an abacus and counted it, "Zheng Gongzi has 10,000 taels of gold, the lord has 3,000 taels, and the eleven tigers will each have 1,000 taels, a total of 24,000 gold." ”Liu Bei patted his head: "Go back and settle the bill." ”Guan Yu smiled slightly: "Happy losing." ”Zhang Fei laughed: "Perfect ending." ”Zheng Feng's eyes rolled: "The victory or defeat is not scored." ”Huang Zhong was stunned: "What does it mean that the winner is not divided, I am already in control of the overall situation." ”Zheng Feng smiled: "I'm not married yet, so it's not a bubble." ”Huang Zhong was very annoyed: "Oh, yes, yes, it's annoying, if you want to get married, I'll show you, I'm going to get the money tonight, and my money can't stay overnight." ”Huang Zhong returned to the house, and it took a lot of effort before Xu's mother was willing to accompany him out to meet people.Mother Xu's face was flushed and embarrassed, and she met everyone one by one."
It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, I decided to get married tonight."
Huang Zhong announced."
Oh my God, flash marriage" Mother Xu didn't believe her ears."
You have to flash, before the gossip spreads, the marriage will be done, otherwise the old man's face will not be saved," Huang Zhong said majestically."
Yes, without further ado, we can't wait for dawn."
Zheng Feng came to add fuel to the fire."
Ouch, then hurry back and prepare, and hold the wedding in the barracks tonight."
Liu Bei was a little panicked, this wedding was too hasty.Mother Xu has lost an inch and has no ideas, Huang Zhongai can do whatever she wants, the rice is cooked, how else can she have to marry a chicken and a dog.Zheng Feng and the other four rushed back, while Huang Zhong escorted Xu's mother back slowly.Liu Bei urgently mobilized tens of thousands of soldiers, and was busy for an hour before he could get all the matters of the wedding, and as soon as the guests arrived, the worship ceremony began."
Huang Zhong got married" Liu Biao was woken up by the guards from his sleep, took the invitation, and pinched himself, it turned out that the dream really existed, "You don't have to pick three watches in the middle of the night to get married, what kind of marriage is Huang Zhong married" The guard said: "I don't know, the invitation came suddenly, and it was sent by Zhang Fei himself." ”Liu Biao hurriedly got up and exclaimed: "Oh my God, could it be a secret marriage" "What" Sun Jian received the invitation, and his surprise was no less than Liu Biao, such an incredible thing actually happened to the mature and stable Huang Zhong, what the hell Sun Ce was worried about: "Could it be a trick by the surname Zheng, who wants to earn us to go to Liu Bei's camp, and then wipe us out" Zhou Yu shook his head: "The invitation was sent by Guan Yu personally, Guan Yu is very proud, and he disdains to use the next three indiscriminate methods, this matter is mostly true." ”Sun Jian said: "You stay in the camp, I will take Cheng Pu and Huang Gai there, I want to see what tricks Liu Bei plays." ”Liu Bei's camp was full of lights and beaming.At the door of an oversized tent, the groom's official Huang Zhong was smiling and greeted the guests with the tigers.Liu Biao led the crowd to come, and as soon as he saw Huang Zhong, he ran forward to ask questions."
Lao Huang, are you okay" "Lao Huang, are you married to a living person" "Lao Huang, take care." ”"Oh, Liu Biao, you are talking nonsense, what about the congratulatory gift" "Come on, present the congratulatory gift." ”When Sun Jian saw such an atmosphere, he knew that it was true, and although he thought it was funny, he still presented the congratulatory gift.Xu Shu was sleeping soundly, and was suddenly woken up by Tai Shici, and heard in a daze that his mother was going to marry a macho man, and she was about to visit the church.He shaved himself twice, his face was hot, and he confirmed that he was not in a dream, but his mind was not very clear, whose mother married whose macho man?