Zheng Feng hugged the maids left and right, put on a lazy posture, and then asked Yuan Shu: "I don't know if there are many beauties in Yuan's mansion" Yuan Shu was triumphant: "There are as many as cow hairs." ”Zheng Feng asked again: "How many wives are there" Yuan Shu laughed: "Three palaces and six courtyards." ”Zheng Feng then asked: "How does it look" Yuan Shu boasted and showed off: "Beautiful as a fairy." ”Zheng Feng continued to dig a pit: "Can I see if I can see it" When Yuan Shu heard this, he became nervous, and said in his heart that it was bad, he bragged too much just now, and forgot that the surname Zheng was a pervert.The last time the spies reported, the surnamed Zheng made a lot of trouble in Cao Cao's house, as if he had an affair with a certain lady of Cao Cao, and it is said that Cao Cao was about to kill him.Nima, surnamed Zheng, suddenly became so handsome, Lao Tzu's wives and concubines are all beautiful, if he is in love, then Yuan Shu hurriedly said: "It's inconvenient to meet late at night, let's still drink bar." ”Zheng Feng was willing to let him go: "I heard that you have more than a hundred wives, just pull one out to meet and let everyone appreciate your wife's beauty." ”Yuan Shu was furious, glared at his eyes and said, "Your wife is willing to pull it out for people to admire" Zheng Feng laughed and cut into the pit: "Just now you said that there are three palaces and six courtyards, I think it's true."
There are rumors that you want to be the emperor, before becoming the emperor, first build the harem, and then the world, I don't know if it's true or not" Liu Bei, Liu Biao, Sun Jian and others frowned, silent, and said in their hearts that Yuan Shu wanted to be the emperor Who doesn't know that your surname Zheng poked it out in front of you, which not only gave Yuan Shu's face, but also gave the face of Emperor Chang'an, isn't this nonsense Yuan Shu was a little stunned, secretly scolded Zheng Feng, a bastard, and poked his old bottom in public, isn't this to provoke all kinds of princes to encircle and suppress him At present, the time to call the emperor is not ripe, and the mysterious immortal has not yet come to instruct, casually calling the emperor is self-defeating.But Yuan Shu didn't know that this Zheng Gongzi in front of him was the immortal he worshipped, otherwise he would dare to look down on Zheng Feng Although Yuan Shu was incompetent in military affairs, it didn't mean that he was stupid, Zheng Feng went around and said so much, it was nothing more than a hint that he wanted to join the camp and accept Zheng Feng as the leader of the alliance.Yuan Shu was very angry, and he really wanted to order someone to drag the surnamed Zheng out and behead him, but looking at Guan Yu and the other ten tiger generals were majestic, he still swallowed this breath.Besides, there are still three-way armies outside the city, if you slaughter their leaders and lords, then hundreds of thousands of horses and horses will not fight with you, if Cao Cao and other princes don't take the opportunity to come and pick up ready-made, they will be overlords in vain.But it was extremely difficult for Yuan Shu to accept being led by a curtain guest, even if it was temporary, he couldn't accept it, so he said: "The rumors are really terrible, I, Yuan Shu, am only loyal to the Han family, and I have worked hard to revitalize the Han family all my life, and I have died." ”Zheng Feng applauded: "You, Liu Bei, and Liu Biao are all relatives of the Han family, so you should join us to kill Chang'an and revitalize the Han family." ”Yuan Shu was stunned, Liu Bei was happy, Liu Biao smiled, and Sun Jian was stunned."
Nima, you said that Lao Tzu seems to be a layman, Lao Tzu is also an important minister of the Han family, and he has a part in the revitalization of the Han family, and Lao Tzu also has a share."
Sun Jian roared.Yuan Shu wiped his sweat: "Forget it, I'll call a wife out." ”Yuan Shu refused to enter the pit, Zheng Daxian would be happy His face immediately changed, and his tone became tough: "It's useless to call anything, early tomorrow morning, I want to see you lead the army out, go straight to Chang'an with us, and revitalize the Han Dynasty." ”Yuan Shu gritted his teeth: "What if I don't follow you" Zheng Feng simply played the hooligans to the end and made a limerick poem for him: "In Chang'an City, rumors are spreading, Yuan Shu is the emperor, and everyone is killing him."
Signed, Liu Bei. ”Liu Bei was taken aback: "Son, wronged" Zheng Feng said: "You are Uncle Liu Huang, use your reputation to spread rumors, and your credibility is high." ”Liu Biao and Sun Jian laughed heartily, Yuan Shu was so angry that his nose and eyes were swollen, and he decided to send a team of guards to pretend to be robbers tonight and break Zheng Feng's body into ten thousand pieces.Zheng Feng didn't give Yuan Shu any face, kicked over the table, and walked away.Liu Bei hurriedly bid farewell to Yuan Shu, led the ten tiger generals to chase after him, and left Nanyang City with Zheng Feng.Liu Biao and Sun Jian also said goodbye by the way, since Zheng Feng demolished Yuan Shu's platform in public, they didn't dare to stay in Nanyang for the night, in case Yuan Shu launched a flutter, it would be a rhythm that would kill people.Yuan Shu was as stupid as a wooden chicken, why was the surname Zheng so angry, he said he would leave, and he didn't give Lao Tzu a chance to carry out assassination This night, the three-way army slept outside the city, and the tents and carriages in the camp were full of soldiers.Zheng Daxian wanted to spend the night in Cai Wenji's carriage, but was refused, on the grounds that men and women were not kissed.Can't get close to the beauty incense, Zheng Daxian went back to his carriage in frustration, and found that the carriage was actually occupied, and Huang Zhong was sleeping in it.Zheng Feng asked: "What the hell are you doing" Huang Zhong said: "Wei Yan hasn't taken a bath for a few days, I'll come and sleep with you." ”I'm going, this great immortal doesn't have the habit of sleeping with a man, since Huang Zhong is dead or alive, then this great immortal is looking for a place to sleep.It is not uncommon for generals and soldiers to sleep in a pit when they are at home.This night stay was in a hurry, and the army didn't set up many tents, and now even Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and other tiger generals are crowded together to sleep, and there is a vacant place for him Zheng Daxian In addition to Liu Bei, the goose is the lord, and he brings his wife with him, so he naturally enjoys a super large luxury carriage.Zheng Feng originally wanted to rest in his car, but the husband and wife were playing with the car shock, Zheng Feng had no choice, so he simply went to sleep next to Cai Wenji's carriage.The night wind was cold, and the chill was gradually rising, Zheng Feng refused to go back to squeeze Huang Zhong for a night, gritting his teeth and wrapping his clothes tightly, but he was still shivering from the cold.Suddenly, the car door opened, and Cai Wenji leaned out and said, "Come up." ”Zheng Feng got into the carriage and closed the door, feeling much warmer.Cai Wenji said softly: "I was afraid that you would freeze, so I let you come up, but you have to be polite and not cross the line." ”Zheng Feng smiled: "Okay, I'll just watch you all night and do nothing." ”Cai Damei smiled, sat beside him, leaned on his shoulder, admired the handsome face, and gently told the longing to meet his father soon.It's a pity that Zheng Daxian was too sleepy and fell asleep after a while, Cai Wenji took a soft quilt, gently covered him and herself, and continued to lean on his shoulder and meditate until she fell asleep.In the dark night before dawn, a series of warning gongs sounded, and the sergeants woke up from their deep sleep, grabbed their weapons and rushed out, which was a signal of attack.Zheng Feng was also awakened, ran out of the carriage to inspect, and saw a group of men and horses rushing into Liu Biao's camp before dawn.The men and horses were led by a fierce general, rushing left and right, as if entering a no-man's land, treating Liu Biao's 300,000 army as if it were nothing.The twelve tiger generals had already put on their armor and mounted their horses, and Liu Bei then ran over barefoot."
What's the situation," Liu Bei asked in a panic."
Big brother, the person who came is unknown," Guan Yu said."
Do you need to surrender?"
Liu Bei asked again."
Oh, big brother, what's wrong with you lately, you always want to surrender" Zhang Fei was a little impatient."
I've been upset and irritable lately, and menopause may have arrived."
Liu Bei said thoughtfully."
Hmph, it's Yuan Shu who wants to masturbate us," Wei Yan said."
Fuck your sister, do you have a brain, there are only tens of thousands of horses, and Yuan Shu's soldiers and horses are more than 500,000, if his army comes, you can still be calm," Huang Zhong said
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