Liu Bei: Emotional card Zheng Feng: Demon.Liu Bei: Hee-hee, this is a good brand.Zheng Feng: You forgot another thing.Liu Bei: Who Zheng Feng: The Queen Mother and Liu Bian.Liu Bei: Oh, then we have to redistribute manpower.Zheng Feng: Send a macho man to escort him.Liu Bei: Brothers, please volunteer.Guan Yu: I'm going to kill the right side.Zhang Fei: I'm going to kill the left side.Zhao Yun: I want to save the emperor.Ma Chao: I'm going to kill someone.Huang Zhong: I want to shoot the general.Dian Wei: I'm going to stop the pursuers.Zhang Liao: I'm going to kill the defenders.Zhang He: I want to open the city gate.Zhou Tai: I'm going to attack behind enemy lines.Pound: I'm going to kill the Chinese army.Tai Shi Ci: I want to control chaos.Wei Yan: I want grass, and I will watch me do it Liu Bei: Well, you have nothing to do, you can go and be a bodyguard.Wei Yan: Oh Zheng Feng: Let's go to Second Brother Guan.Guan Yu: Nani Zheng Feng: Escort the Queen Mother to Xuzhou.Guan Yu:, the fortune teller said that I had the feat of protecting my second sister-in-law for thousands of miles, when did I become a thousand miles to send the queen mother, my eggs were really broken.Zheng Feng: It's none other than you.Guan Yu: Alas, there is nothing more dead than loyalty, and there is no greater loyalty than always being a fucked up.Liu Bei: Second Brother Zhang Fei: Second Brother Zhao Yun: Feat Ma Chao: Tragic Huang Zhong: Woo Hu Dian Wei: Sadness Zhang Liao: Amen Zhang He: Go Well Zhou Tai: Amitabha Buddha Pound: God Bless Tai Shi Ci: One bow, two bows, three bows.Wei Yan: Family thanks, Guan Yu: Nima, I'm going to see you off, not to die, you guys howl Liu Bei: OK, everyone wake up and prepare to participate in the birthday arty.Zheng Feng: I'm going too, who will borrow a convenience Liu Bei: Do it Zheng Feng: Immortal driving.Liu Bei: Oh no, I'm in bed.Guan Yu: I'm shopping.Zhang Fei: I'm in Maokeng.Zhao Yun: I'm in a puddle.Ma Chao: I'm in a deep pit.Huang Zhong: I'm digging a pit.Dian Wei: I'm in the pit.Zhang Liao: I'm picking up girls.Zhang He: I'm accompanied.Zhou Tai: I'm watching them pick up girls.Pound: I'm watching Zhou Tai watch them pick up girls.Tai Shici: I'm watching Pound and Zhou Tai watching them pick up girls.Wei Yan: I'm taking a shower.Zheng Feng was overjoyed, and he was not scared to death of Wei Yan's golden ten thousand taels and one flower, and he almost choked to death with a "whoosh"."
Goo Dong, Goo Dong" drank a few big mouthfuls of water in a row, and Zheng Daxian finally swam to the surface.Wei Yanzheng smiled and looked over, this girl was actually swimming in the river."
Nima, this is what you call a bath" "My bathtub is big enough" "Your sister, next time you will know death." ”Inside and outside the "Hee-hee" palace, tens of thousands of armor soldiers surrounded the imperial city, and the inventory was extremely strict.Hundreds of thousands of people flocked to see the excitement, and the outside of the imperial city was overcrowded, cheering one after another, congratulating the emperor on his twelfth birthday.Dong Zhuo greeted the guests at the city gate, the local tyrants and merchants led the first stage, and the civil and military officials were also in place one after another, and the princes from all walks of life finally arrived, but the four overlords of Cao Cao, Sun Jian, Yuan Shao and Yuan Shu were missing."
They don't come to pull them down, and they don't lack food to eat."
Dong Zhuo disagreed.In front of the main hall, hundreds of feasts are set down, from morning to night, the delicacies of the mountains and seas are served in turn, the wine is drunk like water, the large-scale singing and dancing are never interrupted, festive and lively.The little emperor is on top, the queen sits on the left to accompany each other, and Dong Guiren and Mrs.
Song are from the right.Below the emperor are Dong Zhuo, Empress Dowager He and Liu Wei, and below are the princes with heavy troops.Zheng Feng couldn't see what the queen and Dong Guiren looked like, his identity was just a curtain guest, and his seat was naturally arranged at the end, compared with the princes sitting in the front row, it couldn't be compared at all.During the banquet, Mrs.
Song left under the pretext of leaving and walked to the harem alone.Zheng Feng also left the table, sitting alone in the back was extremely boring, and it was even more boring to eat and drink by himself, so it was better to talk to Mrs.
Song and see if the little emperor had any new news.The emperor's large-scale birthday banquet required a large number of people, and most of the palace maids and eunuchs in the imperial city were drawn to help, and Madame Song had no attendants around her, so it was a good time to approach.Mrs.
Song came to a quiet pavilion in the back garden, where a woman was waiting.The woman was about 22 years old, wearing a blue concubine dress, looking like a flower and jade, and she was also a beauty.Mrs.
Song and the woman were very affectionate when they met, chatting hand in hand, obviously very familiar.Zheng Feng hid in the woods and didn't want to rush up to disturb him, so he turned around and prepared to leave."
Zheng Gongzi, come out."
Mrs.
Song said suddenly."
Hey, you see me" Zheng Feng had no choice but to appear."
Hehe, the concubine already knew that you were coming."
Mrs.
Song said with a smile.Zheng Feng approached and saluted the two beauties.Mrs.
Song pointed to the woman in blue and introduced: "This is the princess, the noble person of the first emperor, and the best friend of the concubine." ”Zheng Feng was stunned: "The concubine of the first emperor, why is she so young" The princess replied shyly: "The concubine entered the palace at the age of 16, and now it has been 6 years, and she is not young." ”Mrs.
Song attached to the princess's ear and asked: "Is Zheng Gongzi handsome?"
The princess nodded lightly: "A beautiful man." ”There was an extra beautiful man beside them, and Mrs.
Song and Concubine Wang were obviously a little restrained, one shyly smiling, and the other scratching her head and posing.The two of them looked forward to the brilliance, sultry and heartfelt, and saw Zheng Feng's eyes straight, and his soul flew nine thousand miles away.Mrs.
Song asked: "Zheng Gongzi is not eating and drinking at the banquet, why is he following the concubine" The princess saw that Zheng Feng was demented, so she stepped forward and pushed him, and said softly: "Childe, come back to your senses." ”Zheng Feng's soul returned to his body at this time, and his sweet and slippery nature immediately came out: "Oh, ouch, I saw two beautiful women with a beautiful sky and a fragrant nature, and the three souls disappeared and the seven spirits disappeared." ”Mrs.
Song giggled: "Rhetoric." ”The princess covered her mouth: "Hehe, Zheng Gongzi has won the award." ”Zheng Feng chatted with the two concubines for a while, then pulled Mrs.
Song to speak alone and asked about the little emperor's situation.Mrs.
Song said: "The emperor found an excuse to ask for rain and deceived Dong Zhuo into allowing it, hoping that the prince would pick him up outside the palace. ”Zheng Feng said: "You go back and tell the emperor that there will be a fight, I hope the emperor will not panic and cooperate with my rescue." ”Mrs.
Song whispered: "The concubine's bedroom is in the east, not far from Yong'an Palace, tonight the concubine has a shower, I hope the prince will come as a guest." ”Zheng Feng answered, and then said goodbye and went back.At the banquet, many ministers were already half-drunk, noisy and lively.However, Zheng Feng was very bored, thinking about how to send Cai Wenji away, how to take Liu Wei away, and how to rescue the little emperor.I went to it, I knew this earlier, I should have brought Xu Shu to Chang'an, and pushed these brain-burning jobs to him to do, this great immortal is not free Taking advantage of no one's attention, Zheng Feng covered his mobile phone with clothes, played WeChat, and kept Zhao Yun private.Zhao Yun: Why can't I participate in the rescue operation Zheng Feng: Escorting Cai Xian's sister-in-law is one of the important tasks, and it must be you.Zhao Yun: Who will save Zheng Feng from the emperor: Ma Chao.Zhao Yun: This kid said he wanted to kill someone.Zheng Feng: Let's kill a machine, are we here to save people or kill Zhao Yun: Then when will I leave?