I'm going to go, a good Zhuge Liang, it's really a god operator, I'll count left and right for you all day long, this great immortal still has Zheng Feng: There is no need to serve the death penalty.Zhuge Liang: I asked you to contact Mrs.
Song, you must have seen the lust and did someone else, and it is not enough for you to die a hundred times.Liu Bei: Scared immortals, you killed someone Zheng Feng: No.Liu Bei: Fortunately, no one died.Zheng Feng: Mrs.
Song and I are in love.Xu Shu: Alas.Liu Bei: Immortal, idol Zhuge Liang: Ya, we will be killed by Zheng Dakeng sooner or later.Xu Shu: I feel the same way Liu Bei: I'm worried that the emperor is in Chang'an, and sooner or later he will be poisoned by Dong Zhuo.Zhuge Liang: As long as Liu Wei escapes, Dong Zhuo will not dare to attack the little emperor.Liu Bei: Why Zheng Feng: If the little emperor ascends to heaven, we dare to establish Liu Wei as the emperor openly, and he Dong Zhuo will never let this kind of thing happen.Zhuge Liang: Zheng Dakeng is not stupid to go there, if it weren't for being greedy for money and lustful, the strength of the lord would be more than that.Xu Shu: I have a way to make Zheng Xianren take his heart.Zhuge Liang: Send him more than 100 beauties Xu Shu: Zhuge Military Master deserves to be the first wisdom in the world.Liu Bei:, I don't see a hundred or dozens of beauties who sent me.Xu Shu: The lord is not lustful.Liu Bei: That's right, I regard my brothers as siblings and women as clothes.Zheng Feng: Give me your clothes.Liu Bei: Ouch, the immortals spare their lives, that's my underwear.Zhuge Liang: Xu Junshi will recruit a hundred beauties in Xuzhou.Liu Bei: Recruit 200.Xu Shu: Why Liu Bei: I want it too.Zheng Feng: Get out.Liu Bei: Alas, good things are always not my turn.Xu Shu: I'm just worried, this is a move that hurts the people's hearts.Zhuge Liang: In the face of the great cause of reunification, such a trivial matter is not worth mentioning.Xu Shu: Okay, I hope that Zheng Xianren will get the beauty and allow the lord to give up Xuzhou.Zheng Feng: Give up Xuzhou, where do we live Xu Shu: Xuzhou has no development prospects, if you go south, the main guild will be like a fish in water.Zhuge Liang: Haha, the military advisor sees the same thing.Zheng Feng: Same as your sister, there is no need to recruit beauties, Benxian is not interested in those vulgar fans.Anyway, Xuzhou must be guarded until I wait for that person.Liu Bei: Woman Xu Shu: Definitely.Zhuge Liang: Actually, the lord is willing to order, so we don't have to listen to Zheng Dakeng talk about Jesus anymore.Liu Bei: Zheng Xianren is a man of temperament, desperate for love, and this move will surely last forever.We should take concrete actions to support this noble act, Amitabha.Xu Shu: It's dark.Zhuge Liang: Please close your eyes.In the WeChat room, there was a neighing and shouting of horses in front, and Zheng Daxian hurriedly closed his mobile phone and jumped out of the carriage to check.I saw that the front was dusty, and a large group of people and horses swept over, and the other party's banner had a Sun character written on it, Zheng Fengxin said badly, most of them had encountered Sun Jian's troops.Zheng Feng put on his horse in armor, held a spear in his hand, and pretended to be a general.In another carriage, Empress Dowager He opened the window door and asked: "Childe, what happened" Zheng Feng said majestically: "I met a few thieves, and my son went to send them." ”Another carriage opened the window, and Tang Ji showed his face: "Childe, be careful." ”Zheng Feng laughed, and then rode his horse and galloped wildly until he met Liu Bei in front of the battle.The person who came was indeed Sun Jian, who did not return to Changsha, but stayed in the Luoyang area, trying to take revenge on Zheng Feng and exterminate Liu Bei.But he never expected that Liu Bei had so many soldiers and horses, and there were Ma Teng and Dong Zhuo's soldiers and horses, so he had the intention of retiring.Zheng Feng smiled: "Sun Jian, do you want to fight in a group or go alone" Sun Jian snorted: "The surname Zheng, you are lucky to take shit today, and this revenge will be avenged in the future." ”Sun Jian retreated, and Liu Bei and the others continued to advance and entered the Nanyang area.Staying overnight halfway, Zheng Daxian naturally refused to sleep alone, Empress Dowager He's carriage was very wide, could she sleep alone In the middle of the night, Zheng Daxian's time to travel came, and he had to go back to modern times to sleep.The playground was crowded, and on the side of the ticket office at the entrance, stood a young girl wearing a sun hat and a short cow skirt.The girl had two tickets stacked in her hand, and she was anxiously waiting, but because of her tall and long legs and convex figure, she attracted the attention of countless people.Under the sun hat is a standard melon seed face and delicate facial features, there is no doubt that this is a beautiful girl with a peerless appearance.When a beautiful man walked up, the beautiful girl's big eyes couldn't be wider, and she couldn't be more surprised.The facial features of a beautiful man are very perverted, his face is like a crown of jade, his sword eyebrows are in his temples, his eyes are like a star, his nose is like a hanging gall, and his lips are greased, he can't be more beautiful, and he can't be more handsome."
Uncle, you have plastic surgery" The beautiful girl's gaze couldn't take her eyes off the beautiful man."
We'll talk about it later, let's find a place to sit first."
The beautiful man is Zheng Daxian, and the people around him are looking at them, and he doesn't want to stay here."
Come with me."
The beautiful girl is Zhao Yuting, the goddess in Zheng Feng's mind, she pulled Zheng Feng up and rushed to the playground.The playground was crowded with people, and Zhao Yuting led Zheng Feng through the crowd, chatting in the crowd, as if she wanted to avoid something."
Miss, who are you hiding?"
"My mother was afraid that I would see you, so she secretly sent someone to spy on me. ”"Ha, she's afraid I'll soak you.""
Phew, what kind of fresh roon skin are you, while playing with eggs.""
I have a girlfriend now, and your mother is still afraid of wool.""
Uncle Wang Peilin, do you really like her" "Why don't you like it, she is beautiful and gentle." ”"Is she as pretty as me?"
"No. ”"Then you still like her" "I don't like her, do I like you" "No, your identity doesn't match mine." ”"That's.""
Hey, tell me quickly, why did you suddenly become handsome" "You tell me first, Lai Guang and I are handsome" "Nonsense, naturally you are more handsome than him." ”"Haha, know the goods.""
Stinky beauty, tell me quickly, how did you become handsome" "Plastic surgery." ”"If you don't come to Sister Pit, you can make it purple in a few days, and you can tell me honestly.""
Okay, in fact, I met the immortals, and the immortals made me handsome.""
Demon, plastic surgery is plastic surgery, what kind of immortal."
After wandering around the playground for a long time, Zheng Feng accompanied Zhao Yuting on a roller coaster, played a thousand autumns, played a pirate ship, rode a merry-go-round, and experienced a terrifying haunted house, and finally got on the Ferris wheel.There are only Zheng Feng and Zhao Yuting in the sky cabin of the Ferris wheel, and Zheng Feng speaks unscrupulously, but the savage and coquettish Zhao Yuting is much silent."
Uncle, does Wang Peilin really like you" Zhao Yuting suddenly asked."
Well, she likes me."
Zheng Feng said."
Don't you think that you two are developing too fast?"
Zhao Yuting asked again."
I don't think it's at least slower than you and Lai Guang."
Zheng Feng turned the spearhead back to her
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