"Just because I am Liu Bei's boss, as the boss, I must take the big head, otherwise I will have to eat dry rice for the boss," Zheng Feng said."
You are Liu Bei's boss, not my boss, you have to distinguish this generation clearly."
Cao Cao protested."
Are you a prince," Zheng Feng asked."
Yes," Cao Cao replied."
Liu Bei is a prince," Zheng Feng asked again."
You and Liu Bei are at the same level," Zheng Feng continued to ask."
This is the same level."
Cao Cao hesitated and said, vaguely feeling that something was wrong."
I'm one level higher than Liu Bei, that is to say, one level higher than you, I'm not your boss" Zheng Feng's crooked reasoning was established."
This" Cao Cao was so angry that he smoked.Guo Jia gently tugged Cao Cao's arm and said in a low voice: "Lord, money is a foreign thing, and Yuan Shu's gold and silver are not much, why bother to compare with the surname Zheng, that guy is famous for being greedy for money and lustful, he can divide it as much as he likes."
Our key lies in grain and grass, and more grain and grass is the king. ”Cao Cao felt that Guo Jia was reasonable, so he stopped arguing, and watched how Zheng Feng played Zheng Feng really divided the stolen goods into a piece of flowers, according to the proportion of taking the big head, he wanted to take half, this is called fair Liu Bei and the tiger generals were so happy that they even laughed out loud, Cao Cao dared to share the spoils with Zheng Xianren, he really didn't know how to write dead words, and he didn't even know what his surname was."
It's not too much to take more than half of the big head" Although Cao Cao was mentally prepared, he was still unhappy when he saw Zheng Feng taking too much, "It's too much, for your sake, I deliberately took less good horses, and I used to take two-thirds of the spoils." ”Zheng Feng's face was full of surprise, as if Cao Cao had taken advantage of it and behaved."
There is such a thing," Cao Cao looked at Liu Bei."
Normally, I'd give up my share."
Liu Bei nodded and said."
Why" Cao Cao felt that Liu Bei was also a wonder, and it was not a fool not to take the money."
It's my share, there's not much money left, I might as well be generous."
Liu Bei said numbly."
Okay, count you ruthless" Cao Cao gave a thumbs up helplessly, he believed Liu Bei's words, although this cute thing was slippery, he never lied.Zheng Feng converted one million taels of silver into 100,000 taels of gold, and also converted the antique treasures into 100,000 taels of gold, together with the original 200,000 taels of gold, a total of 400,000 taels of gold.He wanted to take half of the big head, and the cash of 200,000 taels obediently fell into his pocket, and Cao Cao and Liu Bei could only share 1 million taels of silver and antique treasures.When Cao Cao saw that Zheng Feng had finished taking it, he said, "Half of the silver and treasures per person, and the stolen goods will be over." ”Unexpectedly, Zheng Feng said: "No, our distribution of spoils is settled according to the head."
Cao Cao was a little confused: "How to make a personal head" Zheng Feng said: "Liu Bei's four major military divisions, twelve tiger generals, and ten deputy generals, all have to participate in the distribution of spoils, just Liu Bei is divided, how to be fair, how to be just, how to serve the public" Cao Cao only listened dumbfounded, the surname Zheng is really more and more strange, but Liu Bei glanced at him, and he believed that it was true, but he suddenly rolled his eyes, and secretly laughed in his heart, the surname Zheng is divided according to the head of the military division general, OK, Lao Tzu also has a number of military divisions, and there are countless generals, This is still the advantage.So, Cao Cao said with a smile: "I have Guo Jia, Xun Yu, Cheng Yu, Sima Yi, Liu Ye and Yang Xiu six military divisions" Zheng Feng shook his head and said: "Although Liu Ye and Yang Xiu are talented, they are not military advisors, they are at most strategists, our strategists do not count, otherwise you and Liu Bei have hundreds of strategists, and this stolen goods will not be divided" Cao Cao was stunned, and said: "I have a hundred generals" Zheng Feng directly interrupted him: "Let's divide the spoils only the fierce generals, Xu Chu and Cao Zhang can be counted, the two of them can be compared with the twelve tiger generals, The stolen goods must have their share. ”Xu Chu was overjoyed: "Thank you Zheng Gongzi." ”Xiahoudun was unconvinced: "I am strong in martial arts and brave, why am I not a fierce general" Zheng Feng asked with a smile: "Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, Dian Wei, Zhang Liao, Zhou Tai, Huang Zhong, Ma Chao, Pang De, Zhang Xiu, Zhang He and Tai Shici, who can you beat these twelve people" Xiahoudun was stunned for a long time, and then hesitated and said: "I will eat Zhang He" Zheng Feng smiled again: "Then you go out and play with Zhang He, if you win, you are a fierce general." ”Zhang He picked up the gun and came out, Xiahou Tang scratched his head, and suddenly remembered that there was a multi-person heads-up in the Huns, Zhang He tossed Lu Bu alive for an hour with a flexible defeat method, until Lu Bu almost collapsed, this Nima fought with him, wouldn't it be to fight until he was exhausted before he won Zhang He, and I don't know what tricks the surname Zheng was going to spend Xiahou Xuan frowned and said: "Zhang He likes to fight guerrilla warfare, and he doesn't face the enemy head-on, so when is he going to fight, don't fight, it's a waste of time." ”Xiahou Yuan was not convinced: "Xiahou Yuan will not fight me, I will try how long Zhang He is going to fight with me" Zheng Feng said: "You and Zhang He fight whatever you want, you can fight Huang Zhong." ”Xiahou Yuan's soles were cold, and he asked: "Why should I fight Huang Zhong, it is not right to bully the old man, and he will be laughed at by the world." ”Zheng Feng smiled and said: "It is said that when you see Huang Zhong, you will have soft hands and legs, and I don't know if it is true As long as you fight Huang Zhong, I absolutely believe that the rumors are not true, you are a fierce general." ”Xiahou Yuan glanced at Huang Zhong, who was smiling evilly, laughing so much that his heart was furious, so he closed his mouth and stood aside obediently.Zheng Feng turned to Cao Cao and said, "It turns out that you are two fierce generals." ”Cao Cao glared at Zheng Feng and was furious: "You can even divide the deputy general, why can't my deputy general, I have hundreds of deputy generals." ”Zheng Feng grinned: "My lieutenants are all famous all over the world, and all of them have amazing records, so they are qualified to share the spoils, and your hundreds of generals are just soldiers who don't enter the stream." ”Cao Cao was so angry that he blew his beard: "Your lieutenant can beat my general" Zheng Feng said: "My first lieutenant Wei Yan has heard that this thing has defeated Wen Chou, and he is still shouting every day to fight to the death with Lu Bu, and he is qualified to share the spoils" Cao Cao swallowed his saliva and said: "Wei Yan I know, he is indeed qualified." ”Zheng Feng said again: "Xu Chu must be no stranger to Zhou Cang. ”Xu Chu nodded: "I had water to win Zhou Cang last time, it was because I had Dian Wei by my side, no matter what the reason, if I lost, I lost, Zhou Cang's courage is not weak, and he should be qualified." ”Zheng Feng continued: "Guan Yu's righteous son, Guan Ping, has been instructed by Second Brother Guan in martial arts, and now his courage can fight a draw with Pang De, and he is a proper quasi-tiger general. ”Xu Huang's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help nodding: "Sure enough, the tiger father has no dogs, and the second brother Guan's righteous son is naturally qualified to share the spoils." ”Zheng Feng said: "The veteran Yan Yan can fight with Zhang Fei for fifty rounds and is undefeated, I have reason to believe that Cao Cao, there are few people on your side who can carry Zhang Fei for fifty rounds." ”When Xiahoudun and the others heard this, their faces immediately turned blue and they were silent
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