Tian Xingjian reacted immediately, it seemed that the arrogant female second lieutenant had brought someone to find a scene."
Yo ho, who should I be, it turned out to be Miss Alice, the third beauty in the whole division, what's wrong?
The War Department is so idle?
Walking the street with the special forces barracks?
”Rashid doesn't seem to be on the right path with Alice, this guy looks simple-minded and well-limbed, but he can turn three corners without a dirty word.The fat man immediately heard the meaning in this sentence, and the guy bit the word "third" very hard, obviously reminding Alice that you can only rank third in terms of beauty, don't drag it so much, there are two more beautiful than you.The latter words, of course, are to treat these people in the special forces camp as dogs who are being led by women to walk the street."
Company commander, where is my dormitory?
It's been a day since I was smoked by the mecha tail today, so I'm going to wash it. ”Fat people are born with a cheap mouth that doesn't open the pot.Alice trembled with anger, pointed at the fat man and shouted: "Dead fat, run away if you don't dare to compete with others, you are not a man!"
”The fat man looked surprised and said in a deep voice: "How do you know that I am not a man?"
Did you peek at me taking a shower?
You can't see something so big, your eyes are sao?
”The people next to him are all petrified, I have never seen such an obscene person as a fat man, shameless to the point of outrageousness!
Seeing that Alice was so angry that she couldn't speak, the lieutenant colonel smiled slightly and said: "The special reconnaissance battalion only has the ability to bully girls. ”The fat man rolled his eyes and said, "Why are you in a hurry when I bully her?"
She's your mother?
”"You ......"
Lieutenant Colonel was speechless.The fat man ignored him, turned back to Rashid, who was laughing and moaning, and said, "Company commander, you should take me to the dormitory, it's too noisy here, it's a headache." ”After speaking, he muttered to himself in a voice that everyone could hear: "As soon as I went out, I saw the used sanitary napkins, and I thought it was unlucky, but I didn't expect that there were still a few large sheets of white belt here, phew!"
”With a bang, the people present exploded, the people of the special reconnaissance battalion laughed, and the people of the special forces battalion scolded angrily.It turns out that the standard military cap of the special forces has a striking white ribbon on it.The lieutenant colonel was angry, stepped forward, reached out and grabbed the fat man's clothes, and said angrily: "Who are you scolding for sanitary napkins." ”It is common for fat men who are born ruffians to quarrel with others, staring at the lieutenant colonel's hand and replying casually: "Whoever catches me is a sanitary napkin." ”As soon as the words fell, the lieutenant colonel just twisted the fat man's collar."
Hahahaha."
The people in the special training camp all laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists while holding their stomachs.Tian Xingjian is a crazy person, the more sensational things he does, the happier he does, anyway, the discord between the special reconnaissance battalion and the special forces battalion has been made public, and the fat man knows very well where to stand at this time.Sure enough, the special scouts next to him looked at Tian Xingjian from top to bottom with completely different eyes, this time they were really convinced, and they could make Grant, the commander of the special forces battalion who had always been self-contained, like this, and there was only one fat man in the whole division."
Fatty!
If you have the ability, you can defeat me with a mecha!
Don't just talk about it!
”Lieutenant Colonel Grant said through gritted teeth as he twisted the fat man's collar.Tian Xingjian pinched his teeth, still looking like he didn't know whether he was alive or dead, glanced at the lieutenant colonel, and said contemptuously: "Are you worthy?"
”Grant, who had never been so despised, felt a huge humiliation, and was about to punch the obscene and hateful fat man in front of him, when he heard a voice next to him: "Grant, this is not the place for you to go wild. ”This is the voice of Nadal, the commander of the special reconnaissance battalion, and the soldiers of the special reconnaissance battalion who were in a circle consciously separated a road, Nadal walked in with Shi Shiran behind his back, and said with a disdainful face: "For the sake of a woman and a new company deputy, you are embarrassed, where did you come from or go back, my canteen did not feed you bones." ”Hey, it seems that there is more than one person in this special reconnaissance battalion who has a snarky mouth, and there is no vegetarian from top to bottom.The fat man Tian Xingjian immediately liked it.Grant's face was red and white, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Since you're here, of course I want to see what your special reconnaissance battalion is capable of!"
If you don't dare, you admit defeat, let this fat man apologize to Alice, and we'll leave immediately!
”"Hey, do you think it's interesting for the special forces battalion commander to compete with a newcomer to fight with a mecha?
Why don't we give it a try?
”Nadal didn't know the details of the fat man, but he knew very well that the mecha fighting skills of the special forces battalion commander were definitely among the best in the entire 16th Armored Division.Letting go of the fat man's collar, Grant spat on the ground, looked at the fat man and said disdainfully: "It's okay, so as not to say that I bully novices, I can deal with such a guy with one move." ”Tian Xingjian didn't look annoyed at all, tidied up his clothes, and his face was piled up with the flattering expression of slapping the horse, and said to Nadal: "Battalion commander, it's just a chicken, how can you use your knife, it's too much to give this chicken face, I'll go and drive my special mecha for killing chickens." ”After speaking, Tian Xingjian ran out of the smoke.Grant laughed angrily and said to Nadal: "Okay, this is his own request, don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless for a while." ”After saying that, he jumped on the mecha that had been prepared for a long time and waited for the arrival of the fat man.Nadal and Hillard smiled bitterly, but after all, the fat man used to be a mechanical maintenance soldier, and even if he lost, it was not too embarrassing.However, when they thought of the fat man's tattered mecha, the two of them felt a real headache.After a few minutes, a Warcraft III. type mecha staggered into the door, as soon as it entered the door, the mecha fell, the tail spewed black smoke, the mecha stood up hard, and the whole body made a creaking and sore sound, as if the entire mecha was rusty, and after taking a few steps, it fell to the ground with a bang, raising a large cloud of dust.This is the fat man's special chicken-killing mecha?
All the soldiers of the Special Reconnaissance Battalion felt that there was little hope for this game, and Grant was piloting the top version of the seventh-generation Warrior-class mech, the "Leader".Is it possible to win a battle match between a second-generation mecha and a seventh-generation mecha?
The special forces who came to find fault with Grant laughed, feeling that even if this fat man had some brains in his head, he was afraid that it would be pitiful.Grant, who was sitting in the cabin, was furious, and he secretly vowed to disassemble the sensational fat man in front of him into parts.The fat man staggered along, and with every step, the mecha made all kinds of strange sounds, and the quata quata made a sound all over his body, and black smoke was emitting from some parts, and everyone doubted that the mecha would be able to walk in front of Grant smoothly.Grant couldn't wait any longer, he thought the fat man was driving a scrapped thing to play tricks on himself."
This fat man has to be made to pay."
Grant thought fiercely, and he pounced on the mech.Grant's mecha quickly approached the tattered mecha that was struggling to walk in black smoke, and just when everyone couldn't bear to look at it anymore, the fat man was in trouble again, and the mechanical legs of the tattered mecha collapsed as if they could no longer support it, and he fell at the feet of the "leader", just when Grant was slightly stunned, the arms of the tattered mecha had firmly grasped the leader's ankles.The tattered mecha stood up again, but the leader was upside down by it, Grant's reaction was very fast, the leader twisted his body, and two mechanical arms grabbed the cabin of the tattered mecha, he didn't succeed, almost instantly, only heard a series of clanging sounds, one by one the disassembled parts were scattered on the ground like rain, the leader's mechanical legs had been disassembled into parts, and then the tattered mecha shook his hand, and the leader was thrown away by him.With a bang, the leader smashed a dirt pit on the ground, and the seventh-generation mecha that had been dismantled suddenly became a lot shorter, and it was ridiculous that it struggled on the ground, but it couldn't get up again.The cabin door of the tattered mecha opened, and the fat man jumped down with a smile, clapped his hands and said, "Sure enough, I only use one move, I can't fight, dismantling the mecha is my old job." ”Everyone was dumbfounded, the mechanical legs of a seventh-generation mecha were disassembled into parts almost instantly, and the fat man also said that he couldn't fight, what is this okay?
And this fat man is really too despicable, looking at the appearance of the tattered mecha standing up and disassembling the leader, even if the fat man didn't fall down on purpose, this mecha is definitely not as bad as it looks on the outside.The fat man looked at the leader who was still lying on the ground and laughed, as a mechanical repairman who was extremely familiar with the structure of the mecha, of course he knew where the leader's weaknesses were, and moreover, using the sharp palm knife of the two arms of the bio-amphimorphic mecha, as well as the mechanical assembly and disassembly function designed according to the maintenance automatic arm, it was easier to dismember the two mechanical legs than the butcher to kill the pig."
Hehe, who told this idiot to come to what mecha is fighting with hand-to-hand, Lao Tzu's knife is hidden in the palm of the mecha, and he deserves to be yin!"
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