Tian Xingjian said with a smile: "Hearing you say this, I have become a thief who robbed the people's daughters, how should I take this line........."
The steamed bun tube is full!
”Milan sneered, took a sip and said, "Dead silver thief, who wants to eat your steamed buns." ”The fat man snorted and said with a shy face: "Why don't you be the king of the mountain, and I'll eat your steamed buns?"
”Milan was stunned for a moment, but saw this slut staring at his chest obscenely, with green light in his eyes, he kicked him away in shame, opened the door and said with a smile: "Shameless dead fat man...
I won't give it to you!
”Turning around and going out the door, he looked back and said softly, "Take time...
You'd better go and look for her..."
The fat man watched Milan enter the room and close the door, his heart was full of pity, gratitude and guilt, and he had mixed feelings for a while.The next day, Boswell called early in the morning, this is Tian Xingjian's first class as an assistant professor, the old man was a little uneasy, specially called to encourage, but I don't know that this fat man has not been nervous at all, for such a thing as misleading people's children, he has no guilt at all, plus half of his mind is gone, he sleeps very soundly at night, walking on the tree-lined path of the college, the fat man hums a song, relaxed and comfortable.The military training of the academy has entered the middle stage, except for the routine professional training of one hour in the afternoon every day, it is no longer required to assemble for military posture, queue, cross-country running and other training.The students seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, and the whole academy began to become lively, without the constraints of reserve soldiers' uniforms, the originally monotonous military academy also became colorful, and the girls wore colorful and beautiful clothes, with low necklines and fluttering skirt corners, all of which were places where the eyes of the perverts lingered.Tian Xingjian wore a pair of glasses, raised his head without squinting, walked with dignity, the books under his arms made him look a bit bookish, seeing the little perverts in the academy tying their shoes for a while, tiptoeing for a while, jumping up and down, the fat man felt very disdainful, without a little professionalism, how could he become a great nymphomaniac?
He really wanted to catch these little perverts and let them see how convenient it was for senior perverts to modify their glasses with infrared peeps, so that these juniors who had lost their face looked up to their predecessors."
You take the little white rabbit, I take the little plane, let's exchange toys together, I play with your little white rabbit, you play with my little plane, blind date and love each other, is a good baby."
The fat man performed an ancient children's rhyme in an unusually silver swing and walked into the comprehensive teaching building.This class is held in the large teaching and research room, and the entire third floor is full of students from the mecha design department, and the members of these mechanical maintenance camps naturally know this fat man who seems to have some knowledge and demeanor, the boys laugh and wave to their idols, and some female students automatically jump in front of the wolf like lambs to say hello, the warbler Yanyan is white and tender, and the fat man greets them kindly, while secretly suffering, damn, the underwear is too tight!
A girl asked curiously, "Instructor, what song did you just sing?"
”The fat man smiled and looked at this curvy girl, and said kindly: "This is a nursery rhyme of the ancient earth, and I will have several more." ”The girl grinned, clapped her hands and said, "Then you sing it to us again, we've never heard it before." ”The fat man looked very kind, nodded and said, "Okay, I'll sing it to you again." ”He stared at people's chests and sang: "Little white rabbit, white and white, red eyes bulging, love to eat radishes and vegetables, jumping is so cute." ”The girl said suspiciously: "Instructor, you seem to have sung wrong, it should be a little white rabbit, white and white, and the two ears are pricked up, I've heard this before." ”The fat man smiled and said, "Where did the ears come from, they are obviously red...
That eye, hehe, the version is different, the version is different. ”When the girl saw the fat man playing tricks, she laughed and trembled, shook her body and said: "Instructor, you are cheating, obviously you sang it wrong and said that it was a different version."
You seem to like the White Rabbit very much. ”The fat man was dizzy for a while, desperately used his internal strength to force the nosebleed back, shook his head with a smile and said: "The little white rabbit is cute, the big white rabbit is delicious, I like it, haha, I like it!"
”At the mention of the white rabbit, the fat man couldn't help but feel a little sad......
Damn, why didn't you think to make such a pair of glasses in the first place?
If the ancestor Tian Boguang knew that the disciples of later generations were so unscrupulous, he was afraid that he would be angry to death.I felt sorry for myself for a long time, and finally blamed it on my lack of experience, and sighed, feeling guilty for having the high hopes of my teacher.You must know that life is lonely, such an adventure was easily let go by yourself, and the years are fleeting, when will you be able to see this earth-shattering magic weapon again.The fat man shook his head and sighed as he walked into the classroom.This was Boswell's first class, and in addition to the old man, there were several female professors from the college, all over forty years old, and the fat man was startled as soon as he entered the door, and secretly glad that he had taken off his glasses before entering the classroom, otherwise he would have gone mad and lost the joy of life by this cruel blow.Boswell's lectures are very vivid and interesting, and the boring design theory is narrated by him in simple terms, only to listen to a group of students are fascinated, he looks like a rich and gentle person, from time to time smiling affectionately at the female professors who are listening, only to see a group of female professors with peach blossom eyes.The fat man sat on one side and sighed, with the old man at such an advanced age, he still attracted bees and butterflies to charge, and he was not afraid of a stroke and flashed his waist, and the power of science and technology was really powerful.After Boswell finished speaking, the next class was Tian Xingjian's class, after all, the fat man had made some preparations, and the content of the lecture was all in the field he was familiar with, plus these students had already regarded him as an idol and worshiped him very much, not to mention that he had some attainments in this area, even if he was talking nonsense, no one jumped out to accuse, a class ended quickly in laughter, the fat man packed up his things and was about to leave, when he suddenly heard someone calling himself at the door of the classroom, and turned his head to see that it was Boswell and Hamid standing next to him.Boswell said with a smile: "Today is General Russell's first public class, not only will all the cadets and professors of the command department go to listen to it, but the military department has also prepared a live broadcast.He asked you to go. ”Tian Xingjian was stunned for a moment and asked, "Why did you let me go?"
”Hamid on the side interjected: "The content of this lesson is the Deng 6 battle that we just implemented in the Garileo system, and the general wants you to analyze this Deng 6 battle from the perspective of an ordinary staff officer. ”The fat man couldn't figure it out, this was a live broadcast, if his beautiful face was exposed to the whole world, what kind of work would he do behind enemy lines?
What the hell did Russell think, did he change his mind and not let himself go?
He pointed at himself in surprise and said: "Live broadcast, let me talk about it, isn't this to catch the fat man on the shelf, he didn't consider the problem of my exposure target or didn't want me to come back alive at all?"
”Boswell smiled and said: "I and General Russell are already fully sure of your identity, and this time I asked you to participate in this live broadcast public class, General Russell is considering it out of overall needs."
You just have to say what you think, right or wrong, and don't worry about anything else. ”Following Hamid to the large teaching and research room on the fifth floor, the students who attended the lecture had already crowded the place, they lined up in several long lines, and were checked by the guards in turn to make sure that no one brought in weapons that could harm Russell, since Russell's assassination, the Supreme Command issued a special guidance document for Russell's security work, raising his security level to the same level as the president.After the inspection-free passage, Russell was already waiting in the professor's lounge next to the teaching and research department, and when he saw Tian Xingjian, Russell smiled and motioned for him to sit down and said: "This open class, I proposed to let you teach as a staff officer, you don't need to ask why, I can only tell you that this class is of great significance to the overall strategy and your future, don't mess up, the people who come are not only students, but also experts and professors from other colleges, and the military department has also sent many senior military staff officers."
They're likely to ask you questions, so don't be too nervous, just answer them truthfully. ”Seeing the fat man's calm face, Russell nodded with satisfaction and said, "Very good, that's it, you have a bit of a calm bearing now." ”The fat man smiled and said in his heart: "I'm nervous, it's not that I'm on the front line and no one assassinated me, isn't it just about the deduction of the Deng 6 plan, what's there to be nervous about."
However, the abacus in the stomach of these military strategists is too good at dialing, it is okay to fight horizontally, fuck, vertically, and such an open class can rise to the height of the overall strategic situation, which really makes people wonder what kind of conspiracy and tricks he has. ”When it was time for class, Tian Xingjian was immediately dumbfounded as soon as he walked out of the lounge with Russell, why are there so many people?
The large teaching and research room, which can accommodate more than 1,000 people, was packed to the brim, not only was it full, but even the corridors and windows were crowded with students who had no seats, and in the first two rows, dozens of generals and a group of military staff officers of different ages sat neatly, in addition to dozens of military academy professors wearing civilian military uniforms.As soon as he saw Russell walk out, the entire teaching and research room resounded with extremely warm and lasting applause, Russell smiled calmly and walked up to the podium, waving at everyone, while the fat man behind him was pale, trembling, obscene and trivial with a face that could not be put on the stage, and the so-called calmness just now had already been thrown out of the clouds.Damn, the children of the misguided people are very happy, but the children who are very powerful will inevitably be beaten up, and this is a big game.
(To be continued)