"Fatty, new here?"
A guard in his forties stood next to Tian Xingjian and watched for half an hour, and was dazzled by Tian Xingjian's deliberately crazy performance, and finally couldn't help asking.The fat man hurriedly stopped what he was doing, nodded and said, "Report to the chief, I'm new here, and I'm on the first day of work today." ”The guard waved his hand and motioned for the fat man to continue working: "The technique is good, did you do this before?"
”The fat man restarted the mechanical auxiliary arm, skillfully grabbed the two propeller shafts, threaded them together, and said, "Yes sir, I'm a mechanic." ”The guard became interested and said strangely: "It's rare for a mechanic to be sent here these days, fat man, you killed someone?"
”Tian Xingjian looked like an honest man who had been wronged, and said pitifully: "Sir, I was wronged, they said I was a spy. ”The slut shook the flesh off his body and asked very sadly: "Tell me, old man, with my flesh, I can also be a spy?"
”The guard smiled, didn't comment, and asked, "Then where did you work before you came in?"
”The fat man had an honest pride on his face: "I used to be a researcher in the mecha research laboratory of the Mythical Legion, and I also led a team!"
”The guard was taken aback: "Mythical Legion?
”The fat man said proudly: "Yes, it is the Mythical Legion, and our leader is Reinhardt." ”The slut glanced at the stammering guard, and said flatteringly: "Our head is majestic......
Really, it looks as majestic as you, maybe a little more majestic than you. ”The strength and angle of this sycophant are just right everywhere, although the guard knows that this fat man is slapping the horse, but he can't help but have a burst of joy, what kind of person is Reinhardt, can he be compared to such a character with a little guard?
Not to mention that Reinhardt is only a little more majestic than himself, if that is the case, wouldn't he be too imposing?
This fat man is simple, and he looks very cute.The fat man sighed, and continued: "It's a pity that our regiment commander has not been here recently, otherwise he would definitely not let people wronged me so much, our regiment commander likes me, and I am responsible for the mecha modification tasks and new mecha designs in the legion." ”The guard said: "You mean, your head doesn't know about your coming in?"
”The fat man nodded stupidly: "Yes, or our regiment leader can let people catch the people of the Mythical Legion casually?"
”The guards nodded their heads, Reinhardt was notoriously protective of his shortcomings, and since Reinhardt became the commander of the Legion, no one from the Legion of Mythology had ever been arrested, and even if someone from the Legion of Mythology committed a felony, it was punished by the Legion itself, and even the routine unavoidable trials were carried out under the full supervision of the Legion of Mythology.This guard's name is Davis, he is the supervisor of the entire prison processing plant, and he is particularly interested in machinery such as mecha flying cars, and he has a good impression when he sees the fat man's high technology, and he has a good impression of it, at this time, when he heard the fat man say this, his expression was much kinder, whether what the fat man said was true or not, he was still polite to the people of the Mythical Legion, even if it was a criminal, the criminal of the Mythical Legion was also different."
So, after a while, when your legion leader comes back, you can go out?"
Davis simply sat next to the fat man and chatted without saying a word.The simple and monotonous assembly work is done by the fat man like a pair of flowers, which makes people have a kind of fun like watching a performance.Davis felt like he was simply hooked.The fat man sighed sadly and said: "I just don't know when the legion commander will come back, I don't care about anything else, it's just that the mecha I'm in charge of now is working at a critical moment, and if I'm not there, ......"
The slut shook his head and sighed, looking like he had to eat a hairy pig without Zhang Butcher.Davis said happily: "The experts who can be invited by the Mythical Legion are the most powerful in the empire, without you, they can't finish it?"
”The fat man said honestly: "Yes, I'm anxious for the empire, personal honor and disgrace are nothing, and it would be too distressing for the empire to suffer." ”Davis, who was drinking water from a hand-warming teacup, almost didn't squirt out the whole teacup, choking on a mouthful of water in his throat, coughing again and again, and only his face turned red.finally took a breath, but when I looked up, I saw the fat man with a simple, honest and loyal appearance, staring at himself with innocent and pure eyes, Davis almost didn't take his back on his breath, is this fat man really stupid or amused?
It's really rare to have such a patriotic person in these days, fuck.Davis smiled and said to the fat man: "I can't see it, you are a patriot, and I wronged you by sending you here as a spy." ”He stood up and leaned in front of the fat man and asked, "Since you said that your mechanical skills are very good, then tell me, I have a [Kardis] mecha, and recently the current control is not as sensitive as before, and the system will occasionally slow down by a second or two when executing commands, what is the problem?"
”The fat man asked: "It's only an occasional problem, the balance system is not faulty, and the transmission indicator at the bottom left of the mecha computer is always on when it starts, and it won't go out until half an hour, right?"
”Davis was surprised, "You know?
”The fat man pouted and said: "This problem is simple, there is a problem with the temperature controller of the sensor of the mecha computer, it would be good to replace it, otherwise it will be disassembled, and it will be okay to find a zero-point data cable to connect the temperature detection system and the temperature detection system of the mecha balance system to share, but it is not so good-looking." ”When Davis heard this, he turned around and ran, shouting as he ran: "Fatty, you just wait for me here, you are not allowed to call it a day if I don't come back." ”He ran to the prisoner in charge of supervision, the "third brother", and specially advised: "Beilu, I will go out to do something now, let the fat man wait here for me to come back, you accompany him to wait, you are not allowed to leave if I don't come back!"
”"Third brother" Beilu nodded respectfully, and after watching Davis run out of the workshop like a burning ass, he turned around and walked in front of Tian Xingjian, and said coldly: "It seems that you don't know much about the rules, and you will cause trouble for me on the first day of work, do you know what the consequences will be?"
”The fat man was terrified: "I didn't, just now the chief asked a mechanical problem, I told him the solution, and he ran away."
I didn't do anything. ”Belu stared at the fat man coldly, until he was sure that the lewd guy didn't look like he was lying, then he relented, snorted and walked away.Tian Xingjian looked at the back of Beilu leaving and was a little silent, since the first time he saw this Beilu at work today, he saw that this person was definitely not an ordinary prisoner, in Beilu, there was a kind of indifference and calmness, this temperament was not born, but exercised in the life-and-death struggle on the battlefield, it was a murderous aura based on his own strength, not the arrogance of a fox and a fake tiger.From stepping into the prison to the present, if you want to choose an enemy, this thief called the third brother is the one that the fat man is the last willing to choose.Although the two of them only said three words to each other, and the only close contact was a kick on the fat man's body in the morning and a few photos at work, the fat man could clearly feel the strength that could explode like a volcano at any time under this Bellu's indifferent appearance.Abnosk Prison, in Tian Xingjian's eyes, the more mysterious it became, he didn't know how many people like Beilu would meet here, it was not too much to describe this prison with a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger, no matter how careful the plan was, he was also afraid of extraneous branches, the fat man almost immediately decided that in the future in prison, try not to provoke Beilu, and hide if he can.Looking at Beru's appearance, as long as he doesn't make trouble for him, his surname is not the nosy kind.Everyone is safe, and the well water does not interfere with the river water, which may be the best choice.The bell finally rang before the fat man collapsed from exhaustion, the assembly work was not complicated, and there was the assistance of the robotic arm, if the bench was not designed to be so short, this would have been a relatively easy job.But now it is indeed a torment for the fat man to bend over and barely straighten up for six hours.Fuck, the fat guy kicked the fuck hard guy, the guy who designed this fuck is definitely a pervert.Looking at the other prisoners' stumbling platforms around him, the fat man was a little depressed, how could he meet such a short drumming platform.Prisoner 6 continued to the door, lined up to hand over his tools and passed through the inspection door.After a hard day's work, the two hours before dinner were the happiest moments of the day for these prisoners.Looking at Beru's dark face, the fat man felt a little guilty, as if he had caught a burning groom and was so anxious that he was stunned that he would not let people enter the cave room.Ten minutes later, Davis finally walked in slowly, and as soon as the fat man saw this old man in his forties huddle his face into a ball of flowers, he knew that the mecha was troubleshooting."
I don't know what reward will be given to Lao Tzu."
The fat man was full of anticipation.Sure enough, Davis walked up to the fat man and patted the fat man on the shoulder excitedly: "Good guy, it's really what you said, I asked the mechanic of the maintenance shop to help me change the temperature controller, and the mecha problem was eliminated, I tried it for two hours without a problem, and the sensitivity was raised all of a sudden. ”The fat man said modestly: "Little problem, if there is any problem in the future, I can help, sir, just give orders!"
”Davis is a mecha fan, and he has an indescribable affection for the technical highland mechanic, and when he saw the fat man so good, he immediately said generously: "Okay, since you have done me such a big favor, I have to pay you back, and today Lao Tzu will make an exception!"
”He said as he fumbled in his trouser pocket.The fat man's eyes were green, and he saw Davis pull his hand out of his trouser pocket, holding a card in his hand."
Fuck, it doesn't look like a bank card."
The fat man was wondering, but he saw Davis walking to the front of the stage and stuck at the height where it was easy for people to work.The fat man burst into tears, and he finally realized that he was fucking in prison.
(To be continued)