"Martial arts cheats?"
When the little kid saw it, he muttered slightly, and said in a very deep manner: "This is amazing, this secret book is a martial arts encyclopedia handed down by a master in ancient times!"
”As soon as he realized the sweetness of mecha martial arts, where did Tian Xingjian hear this, and hurriedly asked, "Martial arts?"
Isn't it awesome?
”On the ball body of the little brat, the two cameras turned around, and he couldn't hide his smugness: "Of course it's amazing!"
With supreme wisdom, this master combined the essence of ancient Chinese martial arts, including Wudang, Shaolin and folk mystical sects, and after repeated extraction and refinement, he finally formed the invincible seventy-two moves in the world.Soft with rigid, rigid with soft, rich in softness in silver, rippling in the wind and scratching, indestructible!
Pervasive!
”The fat man made a sound in his mouth, nodded his head in amazement, and asked, "So powerful, what is the name of this master?"
”The little kid sighed and said, "The name of the master has disappeared in the long river of history, don't mention it!"
”The two looked at each other and sighed.Of course, the fat man sighed because he thought about the demeanor of his predecessors, but he didn't know the name of the master.The little kid thought about it: "Fuck, you changed the name of the master to the little brat, how can this be embarrassing?"
”This guy's mouth is full of untruths, this so-called martial arts cheats book is actually something that the little kid himself has made out of thousands of years of idleness.In the massive hard disk of the little kid, all the martial arts of ancient China are stored, which were originally the materials of the Earth Federation's Greater China Military Region when conducting secret experiments, and are mainly used for hand-to-hand combat research of special soldiers.Traditional martial arts is naturally different from the descriptions in those martial arts novels, although these materials are the essence of Chinese martial arts, but for the little children who have been poisoned by martial arts novels, they are not enjoyable.The little children who have read too many classic martial arts novels such as "Smiling Proud Jianghu", "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" and "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", the more they read, the more they feel that traditional martial arts is simply too bland compared with martial arts novels.Qiankun Great Shift, Dugu Nine Swords, Jiuyang Divine Skill, Flower Finger, Dragon Claw Hand, Two-handed Fighting, Finger Flicking Magical Power, Eighteen Palms of the Dragon, Dog Stick Method, Six Veins Divine Sword and other martial arts novels are fascinating.After a long and lonely time without a pastime, the little kid finally decided to use his level of computing power to combine the martial arts moves in martial arts novels with traditional martial arts.In ancient times, the Manchus used a fictional "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" to win the world and establish the Qing Dynasty.Today, the little kid wants to use apocryphal martial arts novels and combine the essence of traditional martial arts to create a set of peerless martial arts that shocks the world and cries ghosts and gods!
So, in the past 4,000 years, the little kid extracted some logical martial arts ideas from martial arts novels, took their essence and removed their dross, combined with traditional martial arts moves and training methods, and finally used the strength and efficiency of scientific calculations to start whimsical martial arts creation.Easier said than done.Not to mention the descriptions in martial arts novels, they are just fragments, from which it is difficult to deduce the entire logical and realistic martial arts thought.Just saying that the little kid is an artificial intelligence, even if it knows all the meridian acupuncture points and the route of qi and blood flow in the human body, where does it have any personal experience, let alone any internal strength.Coupled with the fact that the ideas of various martial arts are originally very different and even contradictory to each other, how easy is it to combine the slow Tai Chi and Xiao Li Feidao in Gu Long's novels?
Therefore, it took more than 3,000 years to create this martial arts cheatbook, which is actually a set of so-called martial arts composed of scientific calculations and whimsical ideas, of which, most of them are still imagined with robots like themselves as the main body, if it is given to human practice, the end is nothing more than two, one is to go crazy, and the other is to die of exhaustion.If you practice to death, you can't practice it.The fat man clicked on the document with the four big characters of "Martial Arts Cheats", and sighed in his heart: "This master, really not sophisticated, even if he doesn't give this set of martial arts a powerful name such as 'Killing God Palm', 'Killing Knife', 'Chaotian Stick Method', 'Golden Robbery Technique' and so on, you can't just use the four words of martial arts cheats to name it, how to look at how cheesy!"
”"Martial Arts Cheats" opened a little, and the master didn't say much wordy, the first page opened with clear meaning, the first move, Jiuyang Divine Skill.The fat man shuddered, and almost didn't hold his breath, this is also a fucking move?
It's amazing!
Then look down, the second move, the great shift of Qiankun, the third move, Ling Bo Weibu, the fourth move, the gloomy soul dissipation palm, the fifth move, the Dugu Nine Sword, the sixth move, the six-vein divine sword......
The seventy-second move, the Nine Yin True Scripture.There are a total of seventy-two styles, each of which is named after the supreme magic in the novel.Looking at these familiar and blood-boiling names, the fat man immediately decided, learn!
In any case, become a master of the generation!
Although the seventieth trick sunflower treasure book can't help but make people's hearts flutter, but, after all, it is the last cheats, as long as you are careful, stop immediately when you see the word from the palace, at most categorically abolish martial arts, and you can keep your surname happy.Flip through the catalog to see the first trick Jiuyang Divine Skill, the cheats are cloudy: Nine Yin and Nine Yang, which is weak and which is stronger, Yin and Yang are harmonized, and the world is king.If you want to practice to the last move of the Nine Yin True Scripture and reach the realm of Yin and Yang harmony and invincibility in the world, you must start with the first move of the Nine Yang Divine Skill, which is a collection of all the most rigid and fierce martial arts, and is extremely strong and fierce.The next hundreds of pages are full of explanations of the splitting of this trick, what force calculation formula, angle trade-off diagram, footwork geometry diagram, attack point selection diagram, degree and timing grasp theory, etc., sprinkled with hundreds of thousands of words, only to see the fat man dizzy.I only feel that this senior master is simply too powerful, not to mention the establishment of a peerless sect, just learning the scientific theories involved in the first move, he can fucking become a doctor.The fat man has always had a singleton spirit, especially in life-saving kung fu, he is most willing to work hard, and he gritted his teeth at the moment to understand and comprehend little by little.However, looking at it, the fat man finally sighed and asked the little boy, "You say, this cheat is really learned by people?"
”The little kid wondered: "What is not learned by people?"
”The fat man said angrily: "You come to see this paragraph, he is strong and the wind blows the hills, he is allowed to cross the bright moon and shine on the river, he is self-reliant, and I am armoured."
This fucking is practiced by people?
You train your armor and come out and try it!
Look at this annotation again, the luck dantian, the real air turns, and the muscle fibers instantly increase the density, and the sense of qi is there.The engine power is increased to 70,000 rpm, and the force penetrates the whole body, and the transformed liquid metal instantly increases the defense of the attacked parts. ”The little kid was speechless for a while, what is the difference between a real person and a robot, he still knows, but when he founded this set of martial arts, he didn't know anything about internal strength and internal strength at all, and the qigong on the data was also specious, even if he practiced qi in his body, he didn't hear that anyone jumped three feet high with this thing.Otherwise, the Olympic high jump record would have been broken long ago.Since there is no reference to all imagination, it is natural to set it in its own way, who knows that thousands of years later, a real fat man has to learn this set of kung fu, and he accidentally bragged about it, and he couldn't stop it, he was a little embarrassed for a while, but he said forcefully: "Then how do I know, the predecessors wrote this, you can practice if you want to practice, don't practice if you don't want to practice, what does it have to do with me?"
Maybe this senior master is a senior robot!
”The fat man thought about it for a long time, and suddenly slapped the little fart and said happily: "I understand!"
This is not a human martial arts cheat, this is a mecha martial arts cheat!
This first trick coincides with the instant transformation of the bio-two-state metal of my mecha, and if you put what the book says on the mecha, it will not be a problem at all!
”The little kid was originally weak-hearted, but when he heard that the fat man had found a reason, he immediately shouted: "Yes, yes!
This is definitely a mecha martial arts cheats, take a good look!
”The two of them each have their own answers, they are both complacent, the fat man can't imagine that artificial intelligence actually bragged and lied and did all kinds of evil, plus he was obsessed with martial arts and was blinded by lard for a while, carefully studied the cheats, and the more he looked, the more he felt that he was right.The little kid successfully fooled the test, and he will always be a little proud of deceiving someone for the first time.It is also considered that there is a providence in the underworld, and the ghost makes the gods worse, this set of martial arts that has taken thousands of years to calculate, deduce, and combine by artificial intelligence is indeed a set of top-notch mecha martial arts, and the creator of the gaine is a mechanical life, and the mecha does not need meridian acupuncture points, nor does it need internal force to wield the martial arts moves to the fullest.Although this set of martial arts has high requirements for mecha and indulgers, it is a mechanic-born fat man and his bio-two-state metal mecha.The first move, Jiuyang Divine Skill, is actually a combination of three moves, breaking forward, consolidating armor, and breaking defense.The footwork adopted by the breakthrough, the fat man did not think of it at all, it can be said that it is exquisite, according to the gossip direction to swim and attack, not only can hide most of the attack surface of his body, only expose the armored strengthened parts, and in an instant, three punches come out together, two virtual and one real, and others are invincible.Looking at the boxing route and selection map carefully, the fat man couldn't help but exclaim, where is this Jiuyang magic skill, this is completely a trick to strengthen the monkey to steal peaches!
(To be continued)