Fortunately, I didn't encounter those gossipy neighbors when I went upstairs today.
Otherwise, if I opened the door with this face, I would be questioned.
If I met someone with good intentions who did bad things and called the police directly, it would be a lot of fun.
Yin Xiaoran changed into slippers, then found a spare pair and handed it to Yi Fan, saying, "I don't have men's slippers here, so you can make do with them and buy them tomorrow.
Make an agreement first and you'll pay for it."
A size 42 foot is stuffed into a size 37 shoe.
This is a typical case of wearing small shoes, but Yin Xiaoran deliberately said: "Not bad, quite suitable."
"Not bad."
Yi Fan actually nodded.
Yin Xiaoran suddenly lost her voice.
She once again confirmed that the attributes of this half-hearted god were definitely naturally black.
He could tell lies with his eyes open without changing his expression.
Xin pointed to the sofa for Yi Fan to sit down, and she sat down opposite him.
"Now, half-hearted, since we are going to live together for the time being, there are some things that we need to explain clearly first to avoid trouble later."
Yin Xiaoran put on a very serious expression.
"Well, you tell me."
Yi Fan was too lazy to correct her bad taste in not calling him by his name.
"You have seen the house.
It has two bedrooms and one living room, so you can occupy one bedroom.
But that room was used to store sundries, so you have to buy the furniture and beds yourself.
It is also your responsibility to clean the room.
I am very I’m busy, so I can’t help you.”
After seeing Yi Fan nodding, she continued: "Because we live together now, the rent, water, electricity, and food expenses must be shared, half per person.
There is no washing machine in my house, and clothes must be washed by hand.
If you find it troublesome, you can buy one A washing machine, of course, you have to pay for it yourself.”
"There's more" "Since we are living together as a man and a woman now, in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, I will formulate a code of living together, detailing the things that each other should pay attention to.
Of course, if you have any objections, you can raise them, but the final right of interpretation belongs to me. all."
Here, Yin Xiaoran played a trick.
What is the final right of interpretation?
She has the final say when the time comes.
She deliberately bullied Yi Fan, the God of Wealth, who was not familiar with things in the world.
Yi Fan nodded simply and said, "Okay, then I'll clean up the room now."
When Yifan walked into the bedroom where the clutter was kept, Yin Xiaoran began to beat her chest and regret, "I cheated on you.
If I had known that this guy was so easy to talk to, she should have put forward some more stringent conditions, such as making him pay the full price."
As for the room fee and so on, anyway, he said he wanted to marry himself, marry a man, marry a man, clothe and feed him, so it's fair for him to pay the big part.
I don’t know how Yi Fan did it.
He walked out not long after and said to Yin Xiaoran: "It's packed, where should I put those things?"
"It's just tidied up."
No one knows better than her how messy the room is.
Because she thought that no one could live in it anyway, all the things there were piled up in a mess.
Li Xiaoxiao complained about the room more than once.
There was no difference in the garbage dump, and she was determined not to go in even if she didn't have to.
She stood up and walked into the bedroom suspiciously, and she was immediately stunned.
Heaven, earth, is such a clean and bright room really the garbage heap she used to be?
I saw that everything was piled neatly aside, and the space for the bed was already vacant.
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The most outrageous thing is that not only the floor, but also the window sill was clean.
You must know that it has been at least more than a year since she moved in.
This room has not been cleaned.
"Didn't you say that your magic can only be used once a day?"
Her first thought was that Yifan must have used his magic.
Such a result could not be achieved by human power.
"That's right, you don't need magic to sort these things out, just a few formulas."
After saying that, Yi Fan muttered something in his mouth and pointed his finger at the debris.
Together, and piled neatly.
Yin Xiaoran felt that her jaw was about to drop.
She was stunned for at least five seconds before she said in confusion: "Isn't this considered an immortal method?"
I'm cheating on you, how are you classifying immortal methods?
Yi Fan shook his head, "These are just ordinary Taoist techniques, they are not immortal techniques.
Only complex Taoist techniques like helping you completely change your appearance are immortal techniques."
Yin Xiaoran's eyes suddenly lit up and she said eagerly: "Taoism means that you can turn stones into gold."
Isn't that how it is shown on TV?
People who are powerful in Taoism can turn stones into gold.
She seemed to have seen a room full of golden people.
Got gold.
Unexpectedly, Yi Fan directly vetoed it: "That is an immortal method, and it is also a high-level one.
I cannot do it with my current ability."
Yin Xiaoran rolled his eyes to the sky, and as expected, waved to him feebly and said: "These things are useless, just leave them at the door, and wait for the rag pickers to collect them, and you can still sell them for some money."
After that, he touched them.
He looked at Yi Fan with his chin, "You have almost nothing now.
It seems that you have to go shopping, but you can't use your magic to make money until tomorrow.
Well, you can stay on the sofa for one night first, and then go buy a bed tomorrow." ” Yi Fan suddenly took out a card from the inner pocket of his suit and handed it to Yin Xiaoran, saying, "I don't have any money now, can I do this?"
When Yin Xiaoran saw it, her eyelids started to twitch.
Damn, you brought a gold card and said you had no money.
No wonder many people don't believe in gods now.
This is a typical example of gods deceiving her as a mortal.
"You are obviously rich and yet you say you have no money.
You are still a liar."
Yin Xiaoran glared at Yi Fan.
Is it fun to play with her?
Yifan said apologetically: "I'm sorry, when you asked me, I thought you meant cash.
It is true that I have no cash on me.
This card was given by the Jade Emperor when he descended to earth.
He said that it can be used as a substitute for money when he has no money.
I also I didn’t know how to use it, so I took it out.”
"It was given by the Jade Emperor."
Yin Xiaoran took the gold card carefully, almost worshiping him.
"I think there must be some fairy spirit on it.
It doesn't matter if I touch it."
"Well, Yue Lao said that I am on a business trip, so all expenses will be reimbursed by Heaven."
A few thick black lines slid down Yin Xiaoran's forehead.
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You're a fool.
After living for more than twenty years, she only now knew that the gods' coming to earth was a business trip, and they were fully reimbursed.
However, it is said that civil servants are well treated.
Look at heaven, where in the world is there a civil servant whose boss will give you a gold card that you can swipe casually when you go on a business trip?
This is the difference.
Putting on an indifferent face, she said to Yi Fan: "Forget it this time.
If you lie to me again next time, be careful."
Yi Fan quickly nodded and said: "Don't worry, it won't happen."
Just when Yin Xiaoran was holding the gold card and touching and looking at it, the corners of Yi Fan's mouth curved slightly, and a light flashed in his eyes
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