That was the first day that Yi Fan and Yin Xiaoran started living together.
Seeing Yin Xiaoran walking into the kitchen with great momentum, Yi Fan didn't think much.
He had never thought about whether the girl could cook or whether the food she cooked could be eaten.
Yin Xiaoran is also good at acting.
When she agreed to be responsible for three meals a day, her expression showed that of someone who has been tested in the kitchen for a long time.
In addition, knowing that she has been living alone and being so stingy, who would believe that someone who values money more than others Is a woman who is still alive and living alone and can’t cook willing to spend money to eat out and order takeout?
At that time, he wanted to help out or something, but as soon as he stepped into the kitchen, Yin Xiaoran coaxed him out on the grounds that "she doesn't like people around when cooking", so he had to calm down in the living room Waiting to eat.
An hour later, when he saw the three dishes placed in front of him, his brows and corners of his mouth began to twitch involuntarily.
Scrambled eggs with tomatoes, egg custard, and scrambled eggs with cucumbers.
The main ingredients of these three dishes are all eggs.
"I remember buying a lot of vegetables in the supermarket yesterday," Yi Fan asked with a frown.
After buying furniture and daily necessities yesterday, he was dragged to a large chain supermarket.
A certain woman made him come back with two large bags of ingredients on the pretext of having special prices on groceries at night.
Except for those foods that are difficult to keep fresh, chicken, duck, fish, and all kinds of vegetables are all available.
When checking out, the waiter thought that the two of them were preparing to hold a night market, so they came to purchase the goods.
He politely said that he could call to order in the future, and the supermarket could help deliver the goods.
When he got home, Yifan's expression could be said to be embarrassing.
But why did he only see eggs when he got to the dinner table?
Where did all the vegetables go?
Yin Xiaoran's eyes began to wander wildly, looking left and right but not at him.
"The time is limited, and it's too troublesome to cook meat dishes, so I just made a few vegetarian dishes."
Even to death, she couldn't admit that she only knew how to use eggs.
Cooking.
"Eggs are also meat dishes."
Yi Fan corrected her calmly.
"Nonsense."
Yin Xiaoran's eyes widened and she glared at Yi Fan, "If the egg turned into a chicken, it would be a meat dish.
Now it's just egg whites and egg whites.
How could it be a meat dish?
Meat dishes mean meat, and they must contain meat."
Yi Fan rubbed his brows and explained: "Eggs are fishy and have a fishy smell, so they are meat dishes."
“Nonsense, what’s fishy?
I’ve never smelled fishy after eating it for so many years.”
"Eggs are really a meat dish."
“vegetarian” After arguing over "meat", Yi Fan suddenly paused, "Wait a minute, I'm asking you why you only make eggs, why do you include meat and vegetables?"
The key to the problem was not whether eggs were meat or vegetarian, but why he only used eggs for cooking after buying so many ingredients.
He was confused.
Yin Xiaoran's eyes started to wander around again, and she failed to change the topic.
The girl was very confused now.
Yi Fan frowned slightly and asked suspiciously: "Xiao Ran, do you only know how to cook with eggs?"
Immortals are immortals, and their insights are so precise that they hit the mark directly.
"So what?
Eggs are bad.
They have such high nutritional value.
Are you discriminating against eggs?"
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A certain woman became angry and began to criticize eggs.
Yi Fan twitched the corner of his mouth and said helplessly: "I don't have it."
Before he could finish his words, he was snatched away by a certain woman who thought she had grasped the few truths.
"Then you are so critical of your opinion that you are picky eaters, do you understand?
If you discriminate against eggs like this, the hens will cry."
Hey, hey, what does this have to do with the hen?
Does the hen get shot while lying down?
Also, is he picky about eating or discriminating against eggs?
Yifan can't hold his forehead and has a headache "No problem, no problem, just eat.
I'm warning you, wasting food is shameful, so you must eat it all, otherwise I won't cook for you next time, and you can handle it yourself."
After saying that, Yin Xiaoran sat down angrily, ignored Yi Fan, and started to eat the food.
Looking at the three plates of eggs on the table, the God of Wealth, who had been feeling calm for thousands of years, understood for the first time what depression meant.
Although gods can avoid eating whole grains, few gods can resist the temptation of human delicacies.
When in heaven, the gods often secretly go down to earth to search for food and wine, and then take them back to heaven and invite a few good friends to drink tea and chat together.
Yifan, the god of wealth, is no exception.
But everyone who knows him well knows that the God of Wealth is not a foodie, but he is a bit picky and won't touch several things, one of which is eggs.
Why?
Because he would feel uncomfortable after eating eggs, so now looking at the eggs on the table, Yi Fan's usually calm face showed cracks for the first time.
Eat, because he can't get over the hurdle in his heart, and it's extremely difficult to lift chopsticks; don't eat, because of Yin Xiaoran's character, he will definitely be labeled as a waste of food and a picky eater, which is not good for his relationship.
What to do, to eat or not to eat?
This multiple-choice question made Yifan feel knotty and depressed.
Yin Xiaoran looked at his somewhat painful expression and asked in surprise: "Young fool, do you have a toothache?"
"No."
Yi Fan almost squeezed out these two words through his teeth.
"It's not a toothache, why is that constipated expression on your face?"
The veins on Yifan's forehead started to beat wildly due to constipation.
Can he not say such words that affect and destroy his appetite while eating?
Even though he has no appetite now.
Suppressing the protest that was about to burst out from his mouth, he kept telling himself in his heart: Don't be angry, don't be angry.
Yue Lao said that a good man can't lose his temper with his woman.
After taking two deep breaths and feeling a little more stable, he said, "I'm not very hungry now.
You can eat first."
Yin Xiaoran raised an eyebrow, used chopsticks to spread half of each dish, and then said: "Hey, don't call me selfish, I left half of each dish for you.
You can eat it later when you are hungry.
It's still the same In other words, you can’t waste it, you know.”
Yi Fan looked at the three plates of eggs, his stomach began to twitch, and he gritted his teeth and said, "I understand."
Yin Xiaoran nodded with satisfaction.
After finishing lunch, he happily put the dishes on the table.
After wiping his mouth, he said: "My task is completed.
Washing dishes is a household chore and is your responsibility.
I Go to work."
When she got up and walked to the door of the bedroom, she suddenly turned around and said: "Half-hearted, I don't care if you are really not hungry or you are a picky eater.
Anyway, you must not waste food, otherwise" After finishing her words, she hummed twice threateningly, and Yi Fan nodded helplessly.
Then she closed the door with confidence and continued with her plan.
At the dinner table, Yi Fan, who was staring at three plates of eggs, looked very ugly.
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After a stalemate for five minutes, he sighed, cheered up, and raised his chopsticks with the mentality of a strong man cutting off his wrist.
That afternoon, the God of Wealth kept running to the toilet to vomit.
After vomiting for the eighth time and unable to even vomit out the acidic water in his stomach, the pale-faced Yi Fan finally breathed a sigh of relief.
In this way, the God of Wealth has been tortured by eggs for two days.
Do you think he still dares to let Yin Xiaoran cook?
Otherwise, the underworld will accept a God of Wealth who vomited to death because of eating eggs.
This mortal relationship will probably not end until the next life.
The most important thing is that such a way to die is so embarrassing.
Even the God of Wealth wants to save face: