Yin Xiaoran looked at the man in front of her who was sweeping away her inventory speechlessly, her brows twitching, and she almost used all her strength to control herself from beating the man out with a broom.
"I said" Yin Xiaoran couldn't hold back anymore as she watched the man finish all her snacks for the week and glanced at the refrigerator again, "Are you a pig?"
She was in a serious mood now.
She was drawing designs quietly in the room when she suddenly heard a loud noise in the air, and then a man appeared out of thin air.
This handsome boy who looked so bright and sunny rushed over excitedly when he saw her, almost scaring her heart attack.
Just when she felt that she was inevitable and seemed about to be hugged by a handsome boy, this However, a handsome guy rushed directly past her to the snacks on the table, and then started to eat them, completely ignoring her existence.
Okay, she admitted that she was glad that she had not been taken advantage of, but instead of being sullen at being taken advantage of, she was more angry that her charm was not as good as a few packs of snacks.
It's an insult, absolutely an insult When she sternly asked who this man was, the man responded to her with a smile that was even more dazzling than the star in a toothpaste advertisement, which almost made her eyes dizzy.
Then, he uttered a sentence that made her want to rush to Qirui.
If you catch that half-hearted god and give him a good beating.
"Hi, sister-in-law, I am Brother Yifan's younger brother Taotie, who came to the human world for an internship."
Then, a certain foodie and cook completely ignored her as the owner and started to sweep away all her snacks.
A week's worth of inventory was all gone in less than half an hour.
Looking at the glutton in front of him who was eating quite gracefully even though he was eating fiercely, Yin Xiaoran suddenly wanted to ask: How did you become a starved foodie when you came to the human world for internship, right?
The man who was eating continued to fight with the food and replied seriously: "I have already said that I am a glutton, Dragon.
Don't compare an ungorgeous animal like a pig with me."
Yin Xiaoran almost vomited blood, thinking that in terms of eating, you are much better than pigs, at least I have never heard of pigs eating their own bodies.
As if feeling what Yin Xiaoran was thinking, Taotie reluctantly put down the food in his hand, and then said with a slight anger: "What a stupid mortal, I only swallowed my own body because I lost to Pixiu in a bet." , I didn’t expect to be spread rumors by you mortals, and it turned out that I ate my own body because of gluttony, which is stupid and childish.”
Yin Xiaoran twitched the corner of his mouth a few times, then put his left hand on his forehead, made a fist with his right hand, and slammed his fist on the table with a loud "pop", which startled Taotie.
"Since I am a stupid and naive mortal, then you, the superior immortal, must not despise the food of mortals.
The door is there, please go slowly without sending it away."
After saying that, she pointed towards the door with her eyebrows raised, obviously she was angry. .
Taotie was stunned for a moment, then smiled flatteringly at her and said, "That was a slip of the tongue.
You are the wife of Boss Yifan, how could you be so stupid and naive?"
A sneer twitched at the corner of Yin Xiaoran's mouth, "I'm sorry, my biggest advantage is that I have a good memory, and my biggest disadvantage is that I love to hold grudges, so" he slammed his hands on the table and glared at Taotie, "do you want to go by yourself or wait for me to hit you with the broom?"
go out" Taotie was shocked by Yin Xiaoran's momentum.
He thought to himself that she was indeed the woman that his boss was attracted to.
She was really extraordinary and strong.
Fortunately, Yin Xiaoran didn't know what he was thinking at this time, otherwise, instead of beating him out with a broom, he would have chased him with a kitchen knife.
"But I have no relatives or friends in the mortal world.
Yifan is my eldest brother and you are my sister-in-law.
Can you bear to not take me in and watch me live on the street?"
Taotie squeezed his eyes hard and shed a few crocodile tears.
He looked pitiful.
She looks as coquettish as a little daughter-in-law.
Unfortunately, this trick is of no use to Yin Xiaoran.
She is soft-hearted, but it does not mean that she is stupid.
The speed with which the man in front of him changed his face could only prove one thing, that is, he was acting cute and pretending to be pitiful.
Unable to hold her forehead again, Yin Xiaoran sighed in her heart: What is going on in heaven now?
Why hasn't she met a normal god?
Either he cheated his father and paid for his life, or he was naturally black Yifan, or else He is the arrogant and awkward Pai Xiu, and now here comes a gluttonous foodie who is obviously an actor at a glance.
Gods, can you please be normal?
It’s really damaging the image of you gods in the mind of a little mortal like her.
At this time, the Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, Yue Lao, Pi Xiu, Yi Fan who worked in Qirui, and Taotie who was pretending to be pitiful all sneezed at the same time.
"I can't bear to see you."
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Yin Xiaoran said softly.
Before the surprise in Taotie's eyes faded, she changed the subject, "That's why I will choose to close my eyes when I see you sleeping on the street."
Taotie was embarrassed, and he once again admired Yi Fan in his heart.
He was not only tough but also had a sharp tongue.
He thought he was not lucky enough to tolerate such a woman, and only his eldest brother could withstand her.
The consequence of this incident was that until much later, Taotie showed deep respect and admiration for Yifan, which made Pixiu and Yifan confused.
Just when the atmosphere between the two became tense, the door was opened and Yi Fan came back.
As soon as Taotie saw Yi Fan, he rushed towards him.
As if he had seen a long-lost relative, his eyes filled with tears and his excitement was beyond words.
"Brother, I finally saw you."
Yin Xiaoran was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, while Yi Fan had a black streak on his head.
Very rudely, he threw away the person who was hugging him carelessly as if he was throwing away garbage.
Without even sparing him a glance, he walked directly to Yin Xiaoran, covered her face with his big hands, and asked with concern: " Xiaoran, this guy didn’t scare you, did he?”
Yin Xiaoran smiled weakly and said, "If you are talking about his appetite, his shamelessness, and his ability to shed tears freely, then he really scared me."
Hearing this, Yi Fan turned around and pierced Taotie with a sharp eye knife.
Taotie was so frightened that he quickly regretted his mistake and explained heartbrokenly: "Brother, I know I was wrong.
If you make a mistake, admit it.
If you are beaten, stand upright.
You Take care of me, you’re welcome” The corner of Yin Xiaoran's mouth twitched again.
The dignified Taotie actually had attributes.
He was indeed a person who lacked education, grooming, spanking, and abuse.
This is the real "good bitch" Yi Fan seemed to have gotten used to this convulsive Taotie.
He rubbed his brows and asked helplessly: "Why are you coming down to earth?
Like your brother Pai Yao, it's just to see what my wife looks like."
Hearing the word "wife", Yin Xiaoran blushed and glanced at Yi Fan shyly, but received a look full of doting and seriousness from the other party.
Taotie scratched his head with a thoughtful look on his face.
He didn't know whether he was thinking of an excuse or a reason.
After a while, he said: "Brother, please get me something to eat first.
I forget everything when I'm hungry." ” "Papa" Yin Xiaoran sat down on the ground.
Several black crows seemed to fly over his head, followed by a series of dots.
What a fool, you've eaten so much and you're still not full.
You're really a foodie.
Although he felt unhappy, but concerned about Yi Fan's face, Yin Xiaoran didn't say anything, but looked at Taotie as if he were an alien.
Yi Fan sighed helplessly, there was nothing he could do about this Taotie who called him "big brother" all the time.
As Yin Xiaoran said, this guy Taotie is a very thick-skinned actor.
Pixiu eats hard things but not soft things, but Taotie doesn't like soft things and doesn't care at all whether you are angry or not.
His shameless bragging skills are unbelievable. .
What makes people even more confused is that this guy has a very sweet mouth, and his attitude of admitting his guilt is nice and quick.
Of course, he admits his mistake so that he can continue to commit it next time.
And no matter how you yell at him, he will either smile and act like he didn't hear you, or just...
Looking at you pitifully can make you suffocate yourself to death by your own temper.
Not only Yifan, but also the entire heaven had a headache because of him.
He patted Yin Xiaoran's hand comfortingly, and he walked to the kitchen almost resigned to his fate.
Taotie saw that he was going to the kitchen, and asked in surprise: "Brother, are you going to prepare food for me yourself?"
As he said this, tears filled his eyes again.
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"I'm so touched, big brother, you are closer to me than I am to big brother."
Yin Xiaoran resisted the urge to slap someone with itchy hands, stood up, rolled his eyes at Taotie, and then pulled Yi Fan to the kitchen.
She decided to cook the food herself, and she wanted to poison this poor thing.
This is of course impossible.
Let's not talk about whether Taotie will be poisoned.
Yifan will not let her do this.
Poisoning the gods is no joke, although he also wants to poison the dumb one.
An hour later, Taotie almost fell to the ground looking at the steaming five dishes and one soup on the table.
"Brother, you are so amazing.
My admiration for you is like the endless flow of the river, like the overflowing water of the Yellow River that is out of control."
Yin Xiaoran frowned and said: "Why do these words sound so familiar?
They seem to be lines from a certain movie by Master Xing."
Yifan rarely watches movies, so he doesn’t know, but Taotie’s eyes lit up and he said excitedly: “Sister-in-law, you are so awesome.
This is the line in Master Xing’s The Deer and the Cauldron.
You don’t know that Master Xing is my idol.” ah" Then came a series of crackling words, all of which were words of praise for Master Xing, which made Yin Xiaoran's mouth twitch.
Master Xing, you can really die without any regrets.
Your fans have actually reached heaven.
However, Yi Fan couldn't listen anymore and interrupted him expressionlessly, saying calmly: "It seems you are not very hungry, so don't eat."
As soon as these words came out, Taotie's mouth stopped immediately as if a pause button was attached, and then, as if an engine was attached to his hand, he began to clean up the five dishes and one soup.
In less than half an hour, all the food on the table went into his stomach.
The plate was clean and as bright as brand new.
Yin Xiaoran and Yi Fan looked at each other and smiled bitterly at the same time.
Taotie, you are definitely a foodie: