This person was naturally Lu Xiaofeng.
He kept using his chopsticks and said, "You guys agreed, I'll just eat it to my heart's content.
But I mean, Xiaoyi, if you don't understand what people are complaining about today, I won't dare to take on such a responsibility."
Title" Yang Yi didn't intend to be polite at all.
He picked up a pair of chopsticks and started fighting with Lu Xiaofeng for food.
At the same time, he waved his sleeves and brought up the breeze to blow the smell in the room out of the window.
Hearing this, he smiled and said: "Brother Lu, just do it Admit it, what else can you do if the people in our room say anything to you?"
Lu Xiaofeng was helpless: "It's an honor for me, but I'm also quite proud to have you, a group of world-famous people, join forces to praise me, haha."
Yang Yi stopped talking and concentrated on eating.
Because he was specifically guarding against Lu Xiaofeng, he came faster.
When he came in, Master Balsam Pear’s dishes had not yet been served.
Naturally, Lu Xiaofeng had not had time to take a few bites.
Now, under the joint efforts of the two, a plate of vegetarian ham and a plate of vegetarian ham were served.
The pot of pot stickers and tofu has bottomed out, and the vegetarian duck is almost half gone.
However, not everyone present was as greedy as the two of them.
Although their mouths were sour, they were not very active in their actions.
They just looked at the two of them.
Hua Manlou didn't even bother to take chopsticks and stared at Lu Xiaofeng and asked. : "Brother Lu, although you look lazy, You are very sloppy, but everyone who knows you knows that you are a clean person.
How could you end up like this today?"
As the seventh son of the Hua family, Hua Manlou has never been short of delicacies, and he is not a greedy person.
Naturally.
Too lazy to show up in front of a few martial arts seniors.
Lu Xiaofeng really smiled bitterly this time: "Do you know I haven't showered in five days?"
Hua Manlou was shocked: "I remember you felt uncomfortable if you didn't take a shower for five days.
What on earth were you doing without taking a shower for five days this time?
Let alone five days.
Even if you didn't take a shower for ten days, you wouldn't have behaved like this." " After letting out a long sigh, Lu Xiaofeng said depressedly: "I'm busy paying off my gambling debts."
"Gambling debt" Hua Manlou was confused and said in surprise, "Whose gambling debt do you owe?
How can gambling debt force you to be like this?"
Lu Xiaofeng gritted her teeth and said, "Who else could it be besides that bastard Sikong Zhaixing?"
Seeing him like this, even Yang Yi, who had been snickering and eating, couldn't help it: "Sikong Zhaixing, that old bastard, I actually beat you once and for all.
It's so rare.
Come on, let's have a drink with tea instead of wine."
Celebrate” is gloating.
Hua Manlou was still curious: "You, Lu Xiaofeng, always win every time you compete with Sikong Zhaixing in gambling, why did you lose this time?"
He rolled his eyes and simply put down his chopsticks and started to complain to Hua Manlou: "Last time he competed with me in somersaults, I won him badly.
This time he came to me and wanted to compete with me in somersaults.
Why don't you agree?
" Yang Yi nodded: "With your character, Lu Xiaofeng, you will naturally agree.
But you are asking for trouble.
With that old monkey's character, you will take the initiative to suffer the same loss a second time."
"Oh," Lu Xiaofeng sighed, "But I just agreed, and then I suffered the loss here.
That old monkey is indeed not the kind of person you said.
He has actually done nothing recently, specializing in practicing somersaults.
In an hour, he After turning a total of 680 somersaults, I said this old monkey simply didn’t want to die.”
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Curiosity never ends, Huamanlou curiously asked again: "What did you bet with him?"
Touching the beard that had grown out over the past year, Lu Xiaofeng said helplessly: "We made an appointment.
If he loses, he will kowtow to me when we meet later and call me uncle.
If he wins, I will be there."
Dig up 680 earthworms for him in ten days, one for each buck."
"No wonder" everyone suddenly realized that it turned out to be this kind of bet.
Then everyone laughed.
Lu Xiaofeng's current appearance is no different from that of an earthworm.
Although he knew it well, Mu Taoren couldn't help but ask: "You really caught 680 earthworms for him so honestly and you caught 680 earthworms in five days.
You really worked hard."
At this point, Lu Xiaofeng smiled, very proudly: "No, no, no, it wasn't five days.
In fact, I caught it in less than three days, but this time it was thanks to Xiaoyi.
I remember that he accidentally He told me a very interesting thing, which impressed me deeply."
Yang Yi was also curious about this.
Why didn't he remember what I told him?
"Why Xiaoyi, I don't remember.
I just said it casually and treated it as a joke."
Lu Xiaofeng was confused, then patted his head and said suddenly.
"I remember when you were on the road, you said that earthworms are a very interesting thing.
Generally speaking, if you cut them into two pieces, they will become two earthworms, and if you cut them into three pieces, they will become three.
I will not bully Sikong.
Reaching for the stars, I caught 210 earthworms, which is 630 earthworms, but he owes me ten earthworms, hahahaha."
Everyone was happy afterwards.
They actually knew this if they really wanted to say it, but with their status, who would deliberately remember such a thing?
"Then what were you doing in the other two days?"
Someone was wondering again.
Since you got it done so easily, why didn't you take a shower or something?
"You have misunderstood.
I did not arrest him three days ago, but I started arresting him on the third day after being lazy for two days.
If it wasn't for the old monkey Sikong Zhaixing urging me so hard, you might not be able to see me now.
"Yeah?"
Lu Xiaofeng began to smile proudly again.
"But" this time it was the layman Gu Song who was curious: "What does the King of Thieves want with so many earthworms?"
Lu Xiaofeng's face changed again, and she said bitterly: "He doesn't want earthworms at all, he just wants to watch me dig them up.
Otherwise, why would I do this just to trick him?"
"It's a pity, it's a pity that I didn't get to see you, Lu Xiaofeng, digging for earthworms.
Others don't look good digging earthworms, but Lu Xiaofeng must look really good digging them, don't you think so?"
Yang Yi booed.
Everyone laughed, Taoist Mu stroked his beard and said: "Yes, yes, it's a pity that we arrived a step too late."
Lu Xiaofeng didn't get angry.
Instead, he rolled his eyes and asked, "But I didn't expect that so many people would gather here today.
They are all acquaintances.
Although you are well-informed, it is impossible to do it just to watch me dig up earthworms."
Come on, but I’m pretty sure you guys are here to tell me what’s going on.”
"Lu Xiaofeng is Lu Xiaofeng.
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It is said that the top three things you are most proud of are your brains.
You are truly worthy of your reputation."
Layman Gu Song sighed, and then Taoist Mu spoke.
"Recently there has been a very popular thief in the world, called the Embroidery Thief."
Lu Xiaofeng smiled nonchalantly and said: "There are always a lot of big thieves in the world, but I think it's not easy for you to introduce me personally to this embroidery thief."
"Yes, in addition to being able to embroider, this big thief can also embroider blind people."
Mu Taoist nodded and said: "It is said that in just one month, he has embroidered more than a hundred things that blind people embroidered away.
It is not just fragmentary, it is earth-shattering. of There are the eighteen dendrobium pearls from Nanwangfu, the jasper unicorn that is the treasure of Zhenfu, the seventy volumes of priceless calligraphy and paintings collected by Huayuxuan, the eight hundred thousand taels of silver from Zhenyuan, a batch of red goods from Zhendongbao, and the Jinsha River.
"Ninety thousand taels of gold leaves" "Stop, stop, stop talking.
It makes my head spin.
I have to say that this thief is not an ordinary arrogant person.
Don't go into details about what he lost.
Ask again if you need to.
Tell me about the blind man who embroidered it."
Lu Xiaofeng held her head, looking surprised.
"Well, in just one month, there have been sixty or seventy cases, countless gold and silver treasures, and the embroidered blind man is not simple.
I won't tell you too much.
One of them is the head of the guard of Pingnan Palace.
Iron Palm is known as Southeast The number one Jiang Chongwei, but he didn't even have the ability to fight back at the hands of the embroidery thief, so he was embroidered into a blind man in the treasure house."
Frowning, Lu Xiaofeng wondered: "The palace is heavily guarded, let alone the treasure house, how could he get in?"
"This question needs another answer, Jin Captou, please," Yang Yi said.
"No one knows the answer to this question and can't even guess it.
My old friend Jiang Chongwei said he has a big beard, but it's not difficult to disguise himself, so this is the only clue left now."
It was Jin Jiuling.
Looking at the elegant Jin Jiuling with her hair tied up in a jade crown, she walked into the house at a snail's pace, taking out a piece of bright red satin from her arms.
Yang Yi couldn't help but want to laugh.
He didn't know if it was an illusion, but he always felt that Jin Jiuling's voice was a bit shrill.
Lu Xiaofeng never paid attention to it, but he had no good impression of Jin Jiuling, so he just took the satin and looked at it carefully.
There was nothing on it except a lifelike black peony.
"This is" "When Jiang Chongwei entered the treasure house, he saw the embroidery thief concentrating on embroidering the peony.
After he left, the peony was also left behind."
Lu Xiaofeng frowned and said doubtfully: "If you put it this way, the martial arts of this embroidery thief is really incredible.
But such a master will not just come out of thin air without any reason.
Where did he come from?"
"So I came to see you, Lu Xiaofeng.
As far as I know, there is only one Sikong Zhaixing who can enter the palace treasure house like the embroidery thief without being discovered.
Although he cannot be the embroidery thief, he can find out who the embroidery thief is.
How to enter the treasure house" "Okay, I'll help you with this," Lu Xiaofeng pondered for a moment and then said.
"Haha, you have to help even if you don't want to, because your friend has already agreed for you," Jin Jiuling laughed. s: Two thousand and nine, which is close to three thousand.
Let’s have a conscience chapter.
In order to break through three thousand, let’s tell a joke about earthworms.
Earthworm's family was bored, so Earthworm's son cut himself in half to play badminton.
When the mother earthworm saw that this was a good idea, she cut herself into four pieces to play mahjong.
Then the father earthworm chopped himself into meat paste.
When he was dying, he said: I'm in a trough, didn't I just want to play football?
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