The apricot yellow sports car "creaked" at the door of the Mandarin Hotel in Hong Kong, Zheng Shaochun jumped out of the car, and a doorman who knew the guest had already come forward, the big star of the Hong Kong entertainment industry is a frequent visitor to this hotel, and everyone recognizes it.
Old Man Wu sat in the car and looked around with his head down, such a splendid mansion made him dizzy, and he was a little at a loss for a while.
"Wu Jiabang, get off."
Zheng Shaochun greeted him.
"Wow."
Old man Wu rose into the air and landed steadily in front of the foyer, the peculiar outfit immediately attracted people's attention, he was wearing a yellow military hat, white sneakers, and his body was a colorful collarless placket tunic robe, with slits open on all sides, and two pieces of first-class military attache Qilin Fang were patched on the chest, which was eighty percent new.
This court dress was found by the old man after looking for a long time on the prop car, and he was pleasantly surprised when he saw it, which matched his identity as the admiral of the first grade, so he happily put it on his body.
Entering the front hall, the marble floor is as bright as a mirror, the guests are brightly dressed, bustling, and there are several blonde and red-haired beauties who half-expose their breasts, passing by with surprised eyes, twisting their huge buttocks and leaving, the aroma penetrates into the nose, the old man can't help but sneeze a few times in succession, what a big "smiley face" he pondered.
On the lintel of the Chinese restaurant was a red banner with the inscription: Warmly welcome the heroes of the Anti-Japanese War to return to the embrace of the motherland, and the signature was, Xinhua News Agency Hong Kong Branch.
Old Man Wu saw from afar a huge round table in the center of the restaurant, sitting on the big round table of the restaurant, sitting on the five wild men who drank blood, Han Sheng was also sitting with a baby, and on the other side sat several men and women, most of them were in suits and leather shoes, among which there was a young British officer wearing red culottes and a long sword at his waist, and the burly old man with blonde hair and high nose next to him was raising a toast.
Cheng recognized the old man as the Governor of Hong Kong, Sir MacLehose, and the officers beside him were Major Dennis, the commander of the British forces stationed in Hong Kong, as well as senior officials of the Hong Kong government, such as the Auxiliary Secretary for Justice, the Secretary for Justice, and the Commissioner of Police.
He also knew Liang Weilin, the Hong Kong bureau chief of the Xinhua News Agency, and his seat was next to Sir MacLehose and Justice of the Peace Mrs.
Lo.
As soon as Old Man Wu's strange outfit came in, it immediately caused quite a stir in the Chinese restaurant, and soft laughter sounded in the surroundings.
When Taiguan Lu saw the old man, he was immediately taken aback, it was broken, how could this old ancestor sneak out, so he quickly stood up and hurriedly walked towards him.
"Old man, why did you come out and still dress up like this."
Taiguan Lu said with a frown.
"Taiguan, why don't you kneel when you see the emperor today," Old Man Wu said angrily.
Lu Taiguan was stunned, he knew Zheng Shaochun, a big name in the entertainment industry, who was famous for playing the emperor of the Qing Dynasty, and he turned his mind and seemed to understand that the old man must have mistaken Zheng Shaochun as the emperor of the Qing court.
"Mr.
Lu, you know" Zheng Shaochun was a little surprised.
"Taiguan is my great-grandson."
Old Man Wu replied first.
"This" Zheng Shaochun became more and more confused.
"The old man is my ancestor."
Mrs.
Lu reluctantly admitted.
The Governor of Hong Kong, Sir MacLehose, walked up with a glass of wine and a smile on his face, and Zheng Shaochun's Qing court supernatural drama was his favorite film, from which he could learn a lot about Chinese folk culture that few people knew about.
"Mr.
Zheng, is this old gentleman a character in a Qing Dynasty zombie?"
Sir MacLehose, who spoke some Cantonese, looked at the old man's gray pupils with interest.
"Oh, yes, this Mr.
Wu is the green-haired old monster in Shaw Pictures' new Qing Palace zombie drama, as the main film at the box office this summer," Zheng Shaochun immediately introduced to the old man with a smile, "Admiral Wu, this is Sir MacLehose, the Governor of Hong Kong." ” "Governor of Hong Kong" Old Man Wu muttered in surprise, hurriedly lowered his head, and secretly observed through the two holes on the Huang Jun's hat, and found that this person had a concave nose and eyes, and his face was full of red light, and it seemed that Xu was a master of the house.
"Haha, it turned out to be a green-haired zombie, and my cup is filled with Ruhuion, the famous rum that repels evil spirits from the West Indies, and it is said that the zombie will show its original form when it is drunk."
Sir MacLehose stretched out his hand to signal that the old man did not need to be polite, and said with a half-joking smile.
Hmph, if you want to test me, you must not lose face in front of the Qing Emperor and the descendants of the Wu family, it is too late, it is fast, the old man Wu cracked his mouth, revealing a jagged mouthful of big yellow teeth, his lips pursed, and the sound of "squeak" actually sucked all the wine in the governor's cup into his mouth, and swallowed it with a "grunt".
Sir MacLehose was stunned, his eyes staring at the empty cup in his hand in a daze.
"Good kung fu," Zheng Shaochun exclaimed.
"Old man, don't make trouble, go home quickly."
Taiguan Lu was worried that this old ancestor would cause a leak, so he hurriedly waved his hand and beckoned his bodyguard to come over.
Sir MacLehose came to his senses, and was simply surprised and admired, and turned to the people at the round table and said loudly: "The strange and obscene skills of Chinese folk are like magic, which is simply eye-opening, and it is amazing that they can actually drink wine in the air." ” Han Sheng was seated at the governor's table as the personal doctor of the five expeditionary soldiers including Second Lieutenant Dai Bingguo.
"Sir, you are blinded, it is simply impossible for a human mouth to have such a strong suction, which is against the principles of physics."
Major Dennis sneered, speaking a little stiff in Mandarin.
Old man Wu saw that the red-haired foreigner with the sword was degrading him, he was annoyed, turned around, opened his mouth wide and "exhaled", and even more than a foot away, he forced the wine in the wine glass in front of Major Dennis into his mouth like a line, just in the midst of everyone's consternation, he heard the old man's throat "grunt", his lips pursed and "squeaked" to shoot out a stream of water, and the wine was spit back into Major Dennis's glass intact, and it was obvious that the wine in the wine glass was cloudy.
There is a layer of yellow tartar floating on the surface Major Dennis was furious, and Huo stood up, his face flushed, and his right hand habitually pressed into the gauntlet of the sword.
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Major Dennis is a two-time British epee champion, known as "Scotland's first swordsman" in the British Isles, his epee is 90 centimeters long, 770 grams, cast from stainless steel, and the speed and frequency of his shots are extremely fast, he can stab 140 times in a minute, an average of nearly 24 times per second, and no one can stop him.
Old Man Wu lowered his head and teased nonchalantly: "Listen to the red-haired general, I am the Admiral of the Yangtze River Naval Division of the Qing Dynasty, and the official residence is a product of the dynasty, how can I be deceived in front of the current emperor Look at you with a sword on your waist, you have long hands and big feet, can you dare to compete with this Admiral."
Sir MacLehose was very amused when he heard this, so he clapped his hands and laughed: "Wow, Major Dennis Hong Kong Island vs.
Chinese zombies." ” The senior officials of the Hong Kong government present knew that the 25th governor of Hong Kong was obsessed with Chinese supernatural culture, so they all sat in front of the excitement and no one dissuaded them.
With a "bang", Dennis drew his saber and trembled in his hand, the steel was soft and the cold light was dazzling.
Seeing this, Taiguan Lu was in a hurry, hurriedly grabbed the old man's sleeve, and said eagerly: "Ancestor, you better be stable, don't hurt anyone."
"Mr.
Lu, please rest assured, I will not hurt his body, no matter what weapon he uses, he will be shot down to the ground at the first time, in Asia, Dennis is invincible."
Major Dennis said arrogantly.
"No, I'm afraid he'll hurt you."
Lu Taiguan hurriedly explained.
"Hahaha, joke, a blind old Chinese man will hurt me," Major Dennis said, spreading his hands, shrugging his shoulders and disdainfully.
"Your Majesty, please allow Admiral Ben to fight with him, drive out the red hair, and shake the prestige of the Qing Dynasty."
Old Man Wu bowed down and asked.
"Are you guys talking about this?"
said Sir MacLehose with a smile to Cheng Shaochun.
"Well," Zheng Shaochun also entered the role, and said loudly, "Admiral Wu, I'm ready, you go and kill the arrogance of foreigners, and let them see the power of my Qing martial arts." ” "Wow."
The old man received the order and turned to face Major Dennis.
"What kind of weapons do zombies use?"
asked Sir MacLehose with a grin.
Old Man Wu lowered his head, glanced at the round table, stepped forward and reached out to break off the two big front chelas of the steamed big flower crab, and also stretched his arms like Zhang Taiji, and lifted one leg to swing an ose The media reporter who was waiting on the side of the "click" flicked the shutter of the camera and took this interesting shot.
The blind Chinese man wearing a yellow military hat, a Qing Dynasty court robe and white sneakers was so dashing that it caused a round of applause and laughter.
Major Dennis was annoyed and angry, this was simply an extreme humiliation to the British royal soldiers, and he couldn't help but curse in his mouth: "IG" A sword stabbed out like lightning, and everyone present exclaimed.
There was a soft "click", and a flower crab in Old Man Wu's hand bit the tip of the steel sword.
Major Dennis retracted the heavy sword vigorously, but it did not move, and at this moment, the old man's golden rooster independent and heroic posture remained unchanged, and he opened the flower crab claw held in his other hand, and also bit the sword body with a "click", and actually cut off the stainless steel sword body with a brush The spotlight flickered incessantly, and the high-ranking officials of the Hong Kong government smiled knowingly, but Major Dennis was stunned.
Sir MacLehose took the lead in applauding and praised: "Chinese zombies, amazing, please sit next to me." ” Old Man Wu threw the flower crab claw on the ground with half of the sword body, and saluted Zheng Shaochun: "Xia Guan is fortunate not to be dishonored, and he has taught the red-haired foreigner a lesson. ” "No courtesy, Admiral Wu is really good, come, accompany me to the table."
Zheng Shaochun teased the old man and said.
Major Dennis returned to his seat with his head bowed, and drank alone.
As soon as Old Man Wu entered the table, the atmosphere on the table immediately became lively, and everyone toasted the so-called "zombies" one after another, and the police commissioner secretly asked Zheng Shaochun where he got such a living treasure.
The old man had never drunk foreign wine, and he felt that it tasted good, so he raised his glass frequently, and for a while, he simply untied his left shirt and opened his court clothes, revealing the sexy green hair on his chest.
This made Ms.
Ip Liu Shufen, Secretary for Health of the Hong Kong Government, who was sitting opposite, stunned her eyes and couldn't help but admire: "What a beautiful green-haired vest."
Then he got up and walked to the old man's side.
"Is this camel hair?"
Director Ye, who loves fashion, gently rubbed the fluffy green hair, and couldn't put it down.
A reporter has pressed the shutter and grabbed this extremely warm shot.
Taiguan Lu hurriedly stopped: "I'm sorry, the old man has drunk a little too much, and it is really indecent to show his chest in public."
At the same time, he hurriedly tied the left clothes belt of the court clothes for the ancestors.
Liang Weilin, the Hong Kong bureau chief of Xinhua News Agency, frowned, stood up and said: "Dear Sir MacLehose, we are here today to catch the wind for the triumphant return of the five heroes who have persevered in the jungles of Burma for 34 years and fought bravely.
In the Han Dynasty of China, there is an allusion to Su Wu shepherding sheep, Zhonglang sent Su Wu to the Xiongnu, and was exiled for 19 years in the North Sea of present-day Baikal outside the Saiwai Sea.
Mr.
Dai Bingguo and other five people with lofty ideals have upheld the indomitable revolutionary spirit of the Chinese nation and are worthy of the admiration of the people of Chinese.
When Su Wu was forty years old when he went to the envoy, he was in the prime of life, and when he returned to Chang'an, he was already a dying old man who was more than sixty years old.
I don't know how many Chinese hot-blooded men such as Dai Bingguo and five other anti-Japanese soldiers have inspired generations of Chinese people, who were still about 20 years old when they entered Burma to fight, but today they are all in their fifties, they have persisted in the struggle in the jungle for 34 years, their most precious lives have been dedicated to the anti-Japanese struggle of the Chinese people, and their national integrity is comparable to that of Su Wu to welcome you back, to the embrace of the motherland and the people, and to the hometown that raised you. ” Lu Taiguan was the first to applaud, and people looked at Second Lieutenant Dai Bingguo and the others with great reverence with tears in their eyes.
Zheng Shaochun slowly knocked on the wine glass with chopsticks in his hand, and hummed softly in his mouth, and his voice was very desolate: "Su Wu Liuhu Festival is not disgraced, Snow and ice, 19 years of poverty, Thirsty for snow, hungry for felt, shepherding sheep on the north seaside, In the heart of Han Sheji, the fall has not yet been returned, After all the difficulties, the heart is stronger than iron, When I listen to the plug, the sound of the flute hurts in my ears.
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In the blink of an eye, the north wind blows, and the geese fly in passes, The white-haired lady is looking forward to her return, and the red makeup is empty, The three watches dream together, and whoever dreams of the two places Ninghai is dry and rotten, and the big festival will not be lost, If you want to make the Huns, you will be heartbroken and often serve Handway" The five soldiers of the Chinese Expeditionary Force, who were unkempt and shoulder-high, had grief in their hearts, and they sobbed in a low voice: