Zhen Yan ran to the only pool in the county mansion in a few steps, raised his hand to seal and seal an enchantment, and then luckily floated all the small pebbles around him and hit the pool together.I heard an explosion, and a red creature exploded.I saw an extremely large red koi fluttering on the shore, with its big tail slamming into the pool water, splashing Zhen Yan's head and body.Zhen Yan wiped a handful of water from his face with a cold face, turning the koi back into a human form.I saw a woman in a red gauze skirt with her shoulders half exposed, lying on the ground without any image, her dark hair draped over her back, swaying with her fluttering movements."
Kill people, don't kill demons, voyeurism, Taoist priests, persecute good family demons, come quickly, people, what is the way of the world," said this koi fish cast spells under the water and made a small room, and his favorite thing to do every day is to eat and drink, soak in the bathtub and pick his teeth.Speaking of the bathtub, she took a lot of effort to drive away the little crab essence that originally lived in it, and then looked around for a few South Sea pearls to decorate, it was her beloved thing, but at that time when she was soaking, she saw a green butterfly lying on it, how could she bear it, and when she slapped it away, the butterfly trembled and ran away, and she reacted that it seemed to be a god, so someone peeked at her bathing and caught people back and made a statement.I didn't expect the peeping person over there to be so bold and undieable, how to say that she was also a tyrant in Jiangling County, how could she be bullied to such a field, so she made another very threatening sentence.In fact, she didn't understand what she meant, but she often heard her neighbor Xiaochan say this.Xiaochan is a zhijing who lives on the locust tree in the garden, and every time that Liu Rongyang comes to stick to it, he can hear her say: "Hmph, I won't be so easy to take a dog lead" Zhen Yan didn't expect that the demon who hit him was such a profligate wreckage, seeing her rolling all over the ground, revealing more and more white thighs under her thin skirt, he suddenly felt a little powerless, so he could only take off his robe and throw it on her to cover it, and was about to open his mouth to question the matter of Liu's mansion, when he saw the carp essence rolling on the spot and rolling himself into a zongzi, Stretched out a small finger and pointed at himself: "You apprentice voyeur not only peeped at me taking a bath, but also had a bad idea, I told you that even if you get my person, you won't get my heart" Zhen Yan suddenly felt unprecedented pain in his temples, and with a wave of his robe sleeves, the world was quiet.Zhen Yan thought about it and brought the carp essence back to the room, as soon as the ban was released, the goods covered his chest and shrank at the foot of the bed, and whispered with a frightened face: "You, you, what are you going to do, I didn't expect you to be this kind of Taoist priest, and at first glance, you are not a serious Taoist priest" Zhen Yan closed his eyes and spit out a few times, and when he opened his eyes again, it was clear again, he had extraordinary concentration since he was a child, how could a little demon mess with his concentration.He slowly pulled out a smile, thinking that this carp essence is a female after all, moving with affection and reasoning, it is always better to say some soft words, and when he walked to the bed and was about to speak, the carp essence began to shout and shout and roll all over the bed, and he couldn't pull it, Zhen Yan couldn't bear to flick his sleeves, the goods rolled his eyes and fainted.Zhen Yan paused for a moment, fish, can you roll your eyes The carp essence woke up again It was already in the middle of the moon, she touched her stomach and felt a little hungry, so she woke up Zhen Yan, who was meditating, and said, "What, before you defile me, can you let me eat something, that thing is too physically demanding." ”Zhen Yan was originally glad that she woke up and didn't make a fuss, but after hearing what she said, she denied her words and didn't have any scum left.He had given up explaining to the carp that he didn't want to do anything, and that it was a blessing to be able to keep her from making a fuss.So he got up and dusted off his robe and was about to get her something to eat, when he heard the person on the bed say, "Don't forget to take the cloud cake" Zhen Yan was stunned for a moment, opened the door and went out.Zhen Yan soon found that the carp essence was in a particularly good mood when eating, and only ate cloud cakes, and did not touch anything else.When the carp essence was full of food and drink and lay on the bed rubbing his belly, Zhen Yan slowly spoke: "You did the affairs of the Liu Mansion." ”The carp spirit was a little weak when he heard this, and he snorted for a long time, "That Liu Rong is good or bad, always bullying Qiqi, Qiqi was born without a mother, so pitiful" thought about it, and added, "Qiqi's cloud cake is the most delicious in the world" The little face said righteously, as if he was defending the creed.Carp Essence: That's right, the cloud cake is a god.Although this carp spirit is a goblin, it cultivates the fairy way, and has not done anything that harms people's lives and merits, because the demonic energy on the body is not heavy, and the heart is also pure, so Liu Rong is also naughty when she thinks about it, thinking about this, Zhen Yan is relieved, "Then Liu Qi is the queen's life, even if she is embarrassed at this time, she will be glorious for a lifetime in the future, if you do too much, it will ruin her life."
Tomorrow I will open the altar, and you will receive your spells. ”The carp spirit was quite indignant, and was about to open her mouth to refuse, but her eyes glanced at the gesture of the seal on Zhen Yan's sleeve and the dangerous smile on her face, she quietly swallowed her saliva and confessed.After a while, the carp spirit looked left and right and said that she was going back to the water when it was almost dawn, otherwise it would become dried fish, Zhen Yan looked her up and down, went out and came back with a wooden basin, pointed to the basin and said to her, You will sleep here.Seeing that the plan was broken, the carp had a plan that could not be made again, and shouted that he had a stomachache to be congratulated, and after seeing Zhen Yan cut off a corner of the table with a wave of his sleeve, he quickly covered his mouth and jumped into the wooden basin with a plop.But the carp essence will not give up, so she imagined a hundred scenarios of escaping, but then she thought of a hundred situations of being caught, and when she was thinking about it, she heard Zhen Yan say lightly: "If you dare to think of any more ideas, you will be boiled." ”Frightened, she immediately covered her eyes with her fins and pretended to be an ostrich.This old way is too deceitful, lonely men and widows are in the same room, not to mention my demon festival, but also to threaten me, woo woo woo, it's terrible, Xiaochan quickly save me out, forget it, if Xiaochan comes, it is difficult to guarantee that she will not be made into a fried autumn cicada by him, the more she thinks about it, the more sad she becomes, the more frightened she becomes, so she fell asleep under the mixture of grief and anger.That night, she had a dream, dreaming that Zhen Yan washed her and threw her into the pot, saying that she wanted to make braised fish, she struggled and said I don't like braised fish, I want sweet and sour anyway, and I want to die well, but she was refused, so she began to cry, I don't want braised I want sweet and sour So Zhen Yan was woken up by crying in the middle of the night, and looked at the red koi in the basin unbelievably and cried, and tears came out of the basin.As soon as the rooster crowed three times, Zhen Yan got up, fished out the carp that was sleeping with his head up from the basin and made a decision to turn it into a human body, but the goods kept his waist with his backhand and continued to sleep, with a suspicious liquid hanging on the corner of his mouth, and after muttering two sentences, he rubbed on his shirt, and suddenly the green tendons on Zhen Yan's forehead burst out, and he slapped the back of the goods."
Whoa, you, you, what are you doing, you're about to discount my fins," Zhen Yanli ignored the carp essence that was rolling on the ground, said lightly, and opened the door and went out.As soon as Zhen Yan left, the carp spirit stopped rolling, and smoothed the messy hair angrily, and reluctantly followed.It was still early, there was no one in the garden, Zhen Yan looked around, and was shocked to find that this Liu Mansion was really a treasure of feng shui overflowing with aura, and it was a living thing that became a spirit: the locust tree that had been trembling since he hit him; hid in the tree and probed his brain, and exclaimed from time to time; Even a pebble leaning against the shore opened up its mind.The grinding carp spirit followed, glanced at him, and said: "Hey, a fish does things and a fish, don't be angry with them, they are all little demons who don't have much Taoism, and they can't stand your toss." ”These little demons have only been practicing for decades, but the locust tree is also one hundred and eighty years old, why did it only open up in the past few decades.He turned his head to look at the koi who was sitting on the big stone yawning, and asked, "You haven't been cultivating here, why did you come here?"
If you say that it is a blessed land that is conducive to cultivation, Jiangling County is not far north of Qinling, and as a water tribe, it is also the best choice to cultivate in the Huai River, but this carp chose to cultivate in this small pond, which had to make him suspicious."
Well, did you say it too, Qiqi is the queen's life, and her life is extremely noble, I think that by her side, I can also be blessed."
She tilted her head and thought for a moment, "Kiki's cloud cake is the best." ”"Then what's going on with them" Zhen Yan raised his hand and pointed at the locust tree, only to see that the poor locust tree trembled even more, and the leaves fell down with a bang."
They became demons before I came, and I don't know."
Koi kicked the pebble boringly, "Hey, have you finished asking, when will you let me go back" Zhen Yan put away her thoughts and said to her, "You come here with your ears." ”Another big event happened in Jiangling County, that is, a high-ranking person came to the county government."
The practice of ascending the altar called for wind and rain, and for a time the sky was dark, the lightning flashed and thundered, and I saw the master holding the dust and throwing it at the edge of the pool," Widow Zhang was full of momentum and took a feather duster to the heads of everyone, and the big guy was very cooperative and exclaimed, "When he climbed the water, a mackerel, a good guy, that big one", "really a master", "yes", and the master they were talking about, at this time, was walking on the official road outside the city, holding a bundle of red rope in his hand, and at the other end of the red rope, a pair of very white hands were tied."
Stinky Taoist priest bad Taoist priest is untrustworthy and cunning, ctimonious and deceitful, rebellious, wrongdoing, male thief and female prostitute" Worried that this carp would be naughty and hurtful, and he would also be able to use the water tribe later, so he brought her with him, seeing that the scolding was becoming more and more nonsensical, Zhen Yan plucked out his ears, lazily turned his head and squinted at her, and there was a trace of evil in his appearance, "When did I say that I am a Taoist priest" ------ digression------ my dear northern noses rolled around and begged for a tiger touch: