The koi fish stirred the water all night, and when they turned the fish belly white, they didn't fall asleep, so they simply got up and went to practice.The rain and dew in the early morning and the moonlight at the full moon are the most nourishing monsters, which is about the same as the behavior of going to buy and eat as soon as you quarrel with your boyfriend."
Sister yes, why did you get up so early" Xiao Huamei fluttered in front of the koi and turned into a human form."
Sister, I can't get up early" "It's just that you sleep until lunch every day, and I'm surprised that you get up so early today." ”"You're surprised, I'm usually good at hiding, as a demon, you can't let others see your efforts, on the contrary, you have to pretend to be unlearned in front of the demon, so that you can save a lot of trouble, hey, forget it, forgive you for not knowing how to do a little demon."
Seeing that Hua Mei didn't refute, the koi who had been cultivating with his eyes closed smiled proudly, it was not easy to fool this kind of little demon."
Sister, by the way, I saw you and your brother-in-law kissing when I was playing on the street yesterday."
The koi coughed violently, "Ahem, ahem, where did you see it" Hua Mei blinked his eyes wide, and stuffed a bread worm into his mouth Where did you get it, "It's by the river, many people have seen it." ”Koi clutched his chest in pain, "How long have you been watching?"
"Well, it didn't take long to see Brother Song leave, and we left too." ”Song Qingru's eyes widened for a moment, "Song Gongzi also peeps with you" "How can it be called voyeurism, sister, why do you say it so ugly," Hua Mei pouted in disgust, "You just stand in the place where the lights are the most and brightest and bite together, it's hard to look at it if you don't want to." ”Koi suddenly felt loveless, looked at the weak branch under her, and calculated how high the chance of the branch suddenly breaking and falling to her death."
But Brother Song didn't join us, when we saw you, Brother Song had been standing there for a long time, his face was expressionless, and even the carp lamp he bought was broken, it was scary."
Koi suddenly had a feeling of indescribability."
Tut-tut, sister, your expression is very intriguing, I see why I feel a little guilty, you won't, what's the matter with your brother-in-law and Brother Song behind your back, or, in fact, Brother Song is my brother-in-law Zhen Yan's sword to snatch love" Koi glanced at Hua Mei angrily, and a brain melon popped up on his head, "I said that your bird's brain hole is too big, dare to call Zhen Yan like that, and I'm not afraid that he will know about breaking your legs." ”Koi is indeed a little guilty, after all, the Huaqing faction is a singles faction, and Song Qingru is the number one bachelor in the faction, showing affection in front of them like this, she is afraid that they will incarnate into a FFF group and burn her" Hehe, if my sister doesn't say it, how can my brother-in-law know.By the way, sister, it stands to reason that you should have been out of control yesterday, why did you get up so early today and become a brother-in-law" Koi originally wanted to say how a little kid could think so dirty, but after thinking about it, Hua Mei's child is a thrush, and everything in the world can be imitated vividly, so although her knowledge is still a little bit worse than her, it must be good, so she is ready to ask."
Actually," she lowered her voice, "I think so too, but something went wrong in the middle of things" The two bit their ears for a while, and the more Hua Mei listened, the more angry she became, "Oh, sister, you're really wrong" "Ah, what's wrong with me" "Think about it, brother-in-law, although it looks demonic, but it's good, uh, it seems to be a cultivator, a Taoist priest, always bound by some rules and precepts, like Brother Song, they are all more sullen."
For this kind of person, he can be by the river with you like this and that, I think it has polished the thickness of the skin, yes, after returning to the room, I must be very guilty in my heart, although I want to, but I still hold back, maybe I recited the heart mantra all night.At this time, you need to take the initiative, sister" "I, I'm active enough, I said that" "Then where is it enough, the sullen man only screams with a whip, you are so serious that I want to be closer to you", so vague who knows" "Then what should I say" Hua Mei became more and more excited, and spat at the mouth for a while, "You should say, I want to become one with you, I want to have a negative distance with you, I want to sleep with you" After Hua Mei finished speaking, the whole bird trembled, This situation is very common in modern MLM organizations.Koi is also passionate, his face is flushed, as if Zhen Yan has been eaten and wiped clean by her, "This, so to say, is it appropriate?"
"How is it not suitable for big fit, it's just that the best time to say this sentence has been missed, so we have to think about it in the long run." ”Koi has now obeyed Hua Mei's words, "Okay, okay, where to start planning" Hua Mei stroked the non-existent beard on his chin, and groaned slightly, "Well, we have to do this first" In a room with extremely pompous and gorgeous decorations in Ping'an Prefecture, a beautiful woman with a round face straddled a handsome little guy with a round face, and scolded the woman in red who was sitting behind the coffee table."
Sister, why are you lowering your head, hurry up and look at me" "But, but" The woman in red looked up, not who the koi was, her face flushed, and she spoke, "I can't learn" "How can I not learn it, as long as the kung fu is deep, the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle, sister" It turns out that the round-faced woman is Hua Mei who has turned into a female form, and the round-faced little brother is Hua Mei's doppelganger."
Or I'll turn him into a brother-in-law," Hua Mei patted the doppelganger's chest, "You come to try it in real combat" "Don't don't," Koi refused repeatedly, "I'm afraid I'll die in blood." ”Seeing this, Hua Mei waved his hand, all the scenes were gone, and the two returned to a bush of trees in the back mountain, where the vegetation was dense, and it was the most suitable for him to perform illusions.Hua Mei looked at the koi for a while, took it out of her arms for a long time, took out a small cloth bag, and took out a red droplet-shaped thing from it, which was suspended up and down in the palm of her hand."
What is this" Hua Mei smiled solemnly, quite insidious, "This is a drop of fox demon essence, fox sex, you eat it when necessary and you are too good to die, protect your fox spirit, all wishes come true, and the overlord is hard to bow up" finished and added, "Sister, this is what I pressed at the bottom of the box, don't let me live up to my expectations for you" Koi took it tremblingly, swallowed saliva, and his eyes were solemn, "Okay, I will not disgrace my mission" Isn't it sleepy, she fought that night, Zhen Yan pushed open the door, lit the lamp, and saw the koi sitting on the edge of the bed with a very unbelievable movement.He frowned slightly, "What's wrong with you, your leg is cramping" When he got closer, he found that Koi's entire leg was black, he hurriedly squatted down and held Koi's ankle, "What's wrong with you, poisoned" The corners of Koi's mouth twitched, it was black stockings, black stockings She resisted the urge to roll her eyes, held Zhen Yan's hand that wanted to seal her acupuncture points, and said softly, "Yanlang, I'm fine, can you come and sit" The last note turned around, and Zhen Yan couldn't help but shudder when she heard it.After speaking, she got up from the bed and came to the window, and saw Hua Mei in the courtyard outside the window, raising her fist to the sky and making a cheering gesture.When you come to the table, you will want to bring the candle flame to the bed, there is a way that the beauty under the moon is the jade under the lamp, it is inconvenient for the moonlight to shine in, and it is the same with candlelight.But when she returned to the bed with a gentle and lovely smile, Zhen Yan had already laid down to sleep.Seeing her approaching with a candle, she said strangely, "Why don't you sleep yet" Koi's face was black and white for a while, and he slammed the candle flame on the small table at the head of the bed, and threw a thing into his mouth as if he was ruthless, shouting and threw himself on the bed: "Zhen Yan ouch" I saw the koi fish fall on the bed with her stomach in her arms, Zhen Yan hurriedly hugged her into her arms, "What's wrong, what's wrong" I saw that the koi suddenly opened her eyes, a pair of pupils were as red as peony flowers, stretched out her hands, and the smooth clothes slipped down from her arms, revealing her lotus-like arms.The arms wrapped around his neck like a snake, a pair of legs also climbed up to his waist and tied it firmly, the ankles as white as jade rubbed his waist thinly, and said in a greasy voice: "Zhen Xianggong can refer to the voice of Wang Zuxian in the green snake to call Xu Xian and the slave family to do something happy" Zhen Yan felt a pang in his heart when he saw this, and he couldn't control the flood beast when he landed, he lowered his head and kissed the lips of the people under him, waved his hand, and the bed tent fell, which was extremely beautiful for a while, and the spring was infinite.Of course, the above is just the beautiful fantasy of koi and Huamei.Zhen Yan looked at the silky koi with an expressionless face, picked her up with one hand and turned her over, and slapped her back violently, the strength was so great that the painful koi hair stood upside down, and the whole person was like a fried cat.Then a palm of luck stroked from her waist to the back of her neck, and sure enough, the koi fish's throat burned, and a red, glowing object was spit out by her.Zhen Yan squinted and looked at this thing for a long time, put it away and stuffed it into his arms, and sat on the bed with one leg propped up, "Say, who gave it to you." ”Koi lying on the bed pretending to be an ostrich.Zhen Yan slapped her ass.Koi cried out in a hurry: "Hua Mei is Hua Mei is Hua Mei gave it to me" Zhen Yan sighed clearly, "It turns out that you two have been sneaking around for a day today, just to seduce me." ”Koi lay on the bed with her head down, gathering the quilts around her to cover her head, hoping that Zhen Yan would forget her.Zhen Yan pointed her curvy little buttocks with her fingers, and said a word, "Little carp, can you, be a little promising, and do something serious." ”Koi is rarely good-natured and silent, and let him bully.Anyway, this time it's embarrassing, and she won't look up if she says anything.When I was annoyed, I heard Zhen Yan say: "Little carp, since you think about it day and night, let's sleep together." ”------ digression------ What comments do you have on Dumu recently?
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