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Chapter 126: You're a Straight Male Cancer!


When the two of them finally climbed the hill, they both fell to the ground with a thud like a leper dog.After resting for a while, Yu Jin suddenly got up with a carp and screamed, "No, why are we back again" Bei Bei raised his eyelids, "Ah" "Ah, what, I mean, let's go back to the foot of the mountain again" Bei Bei also rolled over and climbed up with an oyster, and cried when he saw Yu Jin patting the boundary marker."

Don't take such a bully, or else, Xiao Jin'er, let's go back" "What Xiao Jin'er, I told Yujing to remember it carefully, get up" So the two of them climbed with perseverance and exploded, and sure enough, they fell down at the foot of the mountain again.At this time, even Yu Jin was speechless."

This, what's going on?""

Whether this landmark will be the problem," said Beibei, who has always been good at setting up formations."

Then I'll try to destroy it."

Yu Jin said, spat twice into the palm of his hand, and kicked towards the boundary monument.Just as Yu Jin was kicking the boundary marker, a man with yellow eyebrows and suspected of being a bird demon flew down from the branch and asked curiously, "What are you doing here?"

"Obviously," Bei Bei said, "We are kicking the boundary marker." ”Yu Jin kicked twice, he was too tired to do it, wiped his sweat and asked, "Little brother, do you know how to go to the Demon Palace" "Demon Palace, you are going to the Demon Palace" "Yes, do you know" Looking at the strange appearance of this bird, it should be someone from the Demon Palace."

Are you also here to enlist in the Demon Palace," said the harpy, "then come with me." ”The two glanced at each other, originally a little worried, but Bei Bei attached to Yu Jin's ear and said that this bird demon's Taoism was not as good as Hua Mei's, so the two followed him."

Brother Xiaohuang, why are we going in the opposite direction" The yellow-eyebrowed bird demon didn't even look back, "You guys are in the wrong place, it's the back mountain, the forbidden place of the Demon Palace, you can't go up." ”No wonder they went around so many times, they couldn't get around, fortunately they met this bird brother, otherwise they didn't know how many times to go around."

Hey, Brother Xiaohuang, you just said that you are here to enlist in the Demon Palace, I don't know how you have this idea" "Hey, the demon world is not easy to mix, I can't see it, the few on the branch next to me are all in the Demon Palace, and they only flew to Huang Tengda, I thought about it and came to try my luck." ”"Oh, ambitious" Yu Jin gave a thumbs up with a smile on his face, "Then which part do you want to enter" The little yellow brothers finally looked back at them, and said with high morale, "Manly man, of course you have to be a war demon" Yu Jin and Bei Bei looked at the weak figure of the little yellow brother flying in the air, and glanced at each other again, but did not speak."

Hehehe, good, good ambition" "Then what about you, don't you also want to be a war demon, I can tell you first, when it comes to the competition and selection, I won't show mercy" Yu Jin waved his hand like a rattle, "No, no, no, no, we don't have that interest, we are here to apply for the maid." ”"Enlistment maid, that's not bad, you," the little bird demon pointed at Yu Jin, "You must be going to apply for the bed-warming maid" Yu Jin's face was black but he still suppressed his anger, squeezed out a smile, and said, "Brother Erxiaohuang, why do you think so" "I know when I look at your boots and your clothes, I must be a vixen and didn't run away, it's a pity not to be a bed-warming maid" "Hey, you're a straight man with cancer" Yu Jin couldn't help it, " The dew I wear doesn't mean I'm, okay, the dew I'm wearing is not just sleeping with people casually" Fortunately, Xiao Huang's straight male cancer is not very deep, seeing that she was in a hurry, she hurriedly apologized, "Eh, big sister, I'm sorry" "What is the big sister called me so rustic, I refuse" "What is that called" "It's okay to call my sister sister, but you can't call it a big sister" "Okay, okay," Bei Bei soothed, "Isn't it just a title, where do you care so much, okay, okay." ”Xiao Huang touched the sweat on his head, smiled and praised Bei Bei, "It's still good for this eldest sister." ”After a few seconds of silence, a roar suddenly came from the woods, "Don't call me eldest sister, why do you call me eldest sister, which of the fucking eyes sees that I am older than you", "Is it wrong, wrong sister, this sister" Since then, with the help of the two, Comrade Xiao Huang has successfully changed his bad language habits and become a goblin loved by a generation.The three of them walked noisily all the way, and after passing through the last woods, suddenly opened up, and a magnificent square appeared, and at the end of the square was a large gate similar to the archway, which was made of obsidian, and the word "Demon Palace" was written in unknown red paint.Seeing this scene, Yu Jin and Bei Bei couldn't help but open their mouths wide, "Wow" The small square was crowded with goblins, looking at it, there were all kinds of demons in the Boundary Gate Compendium family.In the corner over there, a group of mole spirits gathered, all wearing sunglasses made of leaves and branches; In the place closest to the gate, there are several peacock spirits dressed in fancy clothes, all of which are painted with colorful makeup, which is very charming; In the middle, there is a group of shirtless muscular men surrounded by animal skins, looking at all the female goblins on the field with unbridled eyes, and when they smile, their mouths show sharp canine teeth, which should be carnivores such as tiger demons; Looking to the left, there are some demons of flowers and trees, all dressed in green or yellow clothes."

This, what is this for" Yu Jin pressed his chin back and asked Brother Xiaohuang."

I can't see that these are all demons who want to enter the Demon Palace," Xiao Huang flew twice in the sky, "It seems that today we are catching up with the group selection." ”"What is the ethnic selection" Brother Xiao Huang glanced at Yu Jin with some disgust, "I don't even know this, I don't know if I haven't done my homework beforehand, so you still want to enter the Demon Palace" Yu Jin touched his nose embarrassedly, and exerted the spirit of not being ashamed to ask to the extreme, "I am just a country demon, and I have a heart that wants to enter the Demon Palace, Brother Xiaohuang, just tell me." ”"Ahem, the ethnic group is elected, it is a clan, and it is selected by a small tribe when it comes to the Demon Palace with a companion.Don't you see all the people coming in droves?

”"This, this, and this, can the tribe choose to send why so many people want to enter the Demon Palace" The Demon Palace is a place, it has never been a good place, although the demon is a demon, as long as it doesn't make trouble, it will still be fine.But the devil is different, since ancient times, good and evil have not been opposed, and the existence of the devil is the greatest threat to the righteous path.So even if the demons don't do anything, they have to guard against the right path, maybe they will be idle one day, or they want to establish their prestige in the world, so they will raise troops under the banner of subduing demons and eliminating demons.Just like when the merman clan was wiped out, the righteous path was also in the name of eliminating the shark demon

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