"The Administrator Has to Fall in Love with Me" Author: Taobaojuan Copywriter: Now that I think about it, in fact, my sister has mentioned it to me a long time ago, and the people in this forum are.I said to my sister with pain: You are right, the people in this forum are all.My sister said coldly: Well, including you.I:......
Chapter 1 Now that I think about it, in fact, my sister mentioned it to me a long time ago, and the people in this forum are.I said to my sister with pain: You are right, the people in this forum are all.My sister said coldly: Well, including you.I:............
That's true.But in fact, before the administrator had to fall in love with me, I wasn't.If someone who knows me is asked to label me, I think no matter how many people put it on, there must be a "sister control" among them.I get up every day and I will habitually brush my own and my sister's Weibo, Renren and other social networks, I play these relatively late, especially Weibo, since my father learned to open the trumpet to quietly follow my sister, I was surprised to find that I was lagging behind, and quickly opened Weibo.At first, I was mistaken, anxiously and said to my father, God, why can't I find my sister's Weibo, after my father's guidance, I realized that I made a mistake, my sister played Langlang Weibo, but I opened a penguin Weibo.Under the guidance of my father, I also opened Langlang Weibo and followed my sister, but I was not as sneaky as my father, I generously clicked on it, and left a message to tell my sister: Mutual fans!
Later, I discussed with my father, and I paid 16 yuan for each person and bought thousands of fans for my sister.But her sister suddenly launched a new Weibo, saying that someone wanted to hack her.I was stunned, so I didn't tell her that the fans bought it, nor did I tell my dad and sister who were going to invite credit what the black on Weibo meant.Anyway, it was really hard at first, and I couldn't quite understand what my sister and friends were saying.But I'm very persevering.,Just like at the beginning I couldn't understand the barrage that my sister swiped on the barrage website.,Now I'm able to use the barrage very skillfully to protect my sister.。
…… Alas, I seem to be a bit verbose.I'm sorry, but bear with it, it's all a habit, when I was in middle school, I had to write one-third of an essay.Anyway, one morning, I saw a new Weibo post from my sister.
[xxx This forum can't be complained about.,From the administrator to the new members.,It's all.,It's usually blind enough.,This time it's blatantly opened a fandom section......
My buddy and I were stunned!
It's shameless!
It's shameless for a man to rot!
…… Well, is there anyone going to add bricks and tiles?
】xxx I've heard my sister mention this forum.,It's a football forum.,My sister is usually a pseudo-fan.,Where are handsome guys to watch.,I also stayed up late to watch a few football games with her.,But after all, I didn't know who she was.,My sister is too fratern.。
It was supposed to be just a small episode, but after a while, a Weibo post from my sister got me to follow it.【…… What's wrong with this society!
For the first time in my life, I was chased by a group of men to shoot bricks, saying that I was rebellious!
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The admin also threatened me to lock my posts!
This society is so dark!
】I know that my sister is writing some novels, and I often go to give her a score and sprinkle flowers, but I don't know that she is still writing on the xxx forum, and she is still pinched?
I hurriedly left a message: Do you want my brother's help?
It didn't take long for my sister to reply to me: Address private message to you, vomiting blood, go and help me spray those!
I opened it as soon as I received the address, signed up for the forum, opened the address of my sister's article, and read her article first.After reading a few paragraphs, I had doubts......
Isn't this a fandom section of the soccer forum?
Why is it written ......
What about campuses, or film and television novels?
Could this be the reason why the administrator wants to lock her post?
Me: Sister......
Are you really writing about football fandom?
Sister: Of course it is!
Me: But it looks like you're writing about a student at a film and television school called La Masia......
Sister: Oh, this is au, it's empty, and it's about the same.I don't quite understand what she was referring to......
Me: But my brother doesn't understand anything, you enlighten me, how can I squirt back, you can say "do you know how hard she works" or "you can do it?"
Younger sister:......
I:??
Sister: No need!
Damn, you just scold them for being a group of dead!
Dead who pinch cp!
Me: Oh!
I understand, sister rest assured, I'm going!
In the second chapter, I browsed all the replies and found that there were two important people, one was the first to take the lead in pinching my sister, the id was the shameless little lion, and the other was the administrator who threatened to seal my sister's number, called Mrs.
Skull, the former was the main force, taking the lead in mocking, and as soon as the latter came out, the situation was completely one-sided.This is not a forum of any club, but a comprehensive forum, so the fight between fans of various clubs in the forum has always been very lively, that is to say, the combat effectiveness is generally high.And to be honest, many of the replies make me unable to tell whether they are pink or black or brain-dead fans and high-end black......
Just like why my sister used a black word like "La Masia Film and Television Academy" to write an essay on the theme, you really don't know if she is naturally black in the depths.I took the plunge and researched it, and registered a few vests to fight.But I didn't just pinch the administrator and the little lion they are, I used those vests to divide it, some scolded the administrator, some pretended to be fans to speak for the administrator, and some pretended to be passers-by to fight, you come and go......
Because it was a weekend, it was extraordinarily idle, and the shameless lion cub and Mrs.
Skull were not online for the time being, so I pinched myself by myself and crooked the building into "On Which is More Powerful Administrator or Shameless Lion Cub".I could hear my sister getting up from a nap and pouring water, and then probably lying in bed surfing the Internet, and soon I received a message from her: How is the war?
Me: Oh, I'm fine, sister, it's crooked.Sister: I'm reading the post.,Mom.,I've turned so many pages in one afternoon.,Which floor is you?"
Me: Floors 301-478 are basically me, and there are a lot of passers-by after that.Younger sister:......
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Me: ^^ sister, what do you want to eat at night?
Younger sister:......
AhhMe: What?
Sister: Well, you're so perfunctory, my name is cabbage worm, you call it cabbage worm?
Me: uh......
Sister: ==Forget it, this one shouldn't be noticed.But brother, you're so ......
I'm surprised, don't you know how to fight!
Me: 00 I don't know......
Younger sister:......
Me: It's an innate sense of protecting my sister = 3 = What do you want to eat at night?
When I finished washing the dishes at night and went to the forum to take a look, I found that in my pile of vests, except for the vegetable green worm, the other vests were deleted, and the vegetable green worm received a text message from the station.Mrs.
Skull: == Hey, not Mrs.
Skull: Cabbage worm, I know it's you, for the sake of you being a girl, save some face for you, don't expose you in public, the skill of changing the topic is really bad Mrs.
Skull: What else is "you pinch slowly, I'm going to take a nap", sleepwalking and separating?
Please, next time you learn to use proxy IP, don't be so perfunctory Mrs.
Skull with ID: The trumpet will help you delete it, and you won't be strangled if you go back and let others find out the IP......
Worst.I said that there seems to be something wrong, because I rarely do this kind of thing, and I didn't actually use a proxy IP!
Now this IP is the same as my sister, and Mrs.
Skull thinks I'm my sister!
I quickly replied to him: I'm sorry, but I'm not a cabbage worm.After a while, Mrs.
Skull also replied: == Mrs.
Skull: You say me again: I am not a cabbage worm......
Although the IP is the same, I'm really not a cabbage worm.Mrs.
Skull: ......
Okay, then are you the cousin or cousin of the cabbage worm I: it's my brother 00 Skull Mrs.: I really dare to say it!
This trick is outdated, dear!
I'm soft-hearted and let you go, are you embarrassed girl?
I wanted to say, really, I don't believe you to ask the cabbage worm himself, but when I think about it, this can't be trusted, and it will make the other party think that my sister is making a stupid quibble......
I had to admit it for the time being: tt, don't tell others about it.Mrs.
Skull: ......
Mrs.
Skull: OK, then you have to withdraw the article, this is no problem, my sister told me when she was eating, it's very boring, the fagots in the forum don't accept her, it's a big deal to go to Weibo to update, the atmosphere is much better, so I immediately said to Mrs.
Skull: No problem.Mrs.
Skull: Well, then I deleted your number too?
Me: No.Me: I'll stay and do the trumpet, I'll remember to use the proxy IP.Mrs.
Skull: ......
Mrs.
Skull: Whatever you want, I: Thank you, I didn't expect me to scold you for being a, and you still help me.Mrs.
Skull: It's fine, it's just that you're so stupid that I can't bear it