I was stunned for a moment, "I haven't heard of it."
Dad: "I also accidentally found out, she used my printer to get a contract, ah, my sister is amazing!"
His sensual tone made me a little unbearable, "Don't sigh, you're not just going to tell me the news, are you?"
Sure enough, my father said sneakily: "I read the first page and knew that it was a contract, so I didn't dare to continue reading, for fear that my sister would blame me for looking at her things, so I ......
Do you know what my sister wrote in Pujiang Literature City?
I searched and the romance novels there were pretty ......
It's normal, I don't know what type my sister writes, I seem to have an old classmate who is now ...... in the publishing house" I said coldly: "Don't think too much, Pujiang's Tanmei novels are also very famous, and my sister is probably going to write Tanmei.""
I don't know if my dad would rather my sister write the president's essay or Tanmei.Dad frowned, "Okay......
Do you know what is written?
Me: "Father and son......
"Dad:"!!!
Me: "Hahahahahaha......ha......ha Brother, you've learned badly.Me: "This is what my sister taught me to tell you like this, and your expression just now is so wonderful."
I don't know what she wrote, so I'll ask.Dad glared at me with apprehension and walked away.I can't help but feel a little emotional, people in your circle are amorous, and my sister is even more so, in a short time, the video I made for her is still on Langlang Weibo, and she has been distracted to Pujiang.However, it is imperative to hurry up and register a Pujiang account......
My sister was in low spirits today, so she ate a bowl of rice and lay back.I threw the bowl for my dad to wash, and I went back to my room to turn on the computer.I've summed up my experience.,Some things are on the Internet.,It's easier to ask.,Especially an otaku like my sister.,She's more out of the Internet than in reality.。
Me: Sister.Me: Have you gone to Pujiang Literature City?
Sister: Uh, yes, how do you know?
I told her the truth about my father's discovery.Sister: Oh......
Yes, I have a motor oil in Pujiang as an editor, and asked me to write an article over there, so I pondered and tried to write an original article, and I sent a few thousand words, planning to wait for the oil to receive the contract for me to enter, and then tell everyone that I have a column.Me: Oooh oh!
Can I give my brother the address of the column?
My sister sent me the address of her column.I opened it and looked at it, and I felt that my sister was too sloppy, and the registered pen name was actually caiqingchong123......
Look at it again, there is an article in the column, as I expected, Tan Meiwen, and it is an original article that my sister has almost never written, and the background is the football she is more familiar with.Me: Like, my brother collected it.That's right, my hands and feet are so fast, I have registered a Pujiang account in a short period of time, and recharged Pujiang coins, after my sister sent me the column address, I calmly threw a deep-water torpedo to her.Of course, I didn't forget to send a copy of the URL to my dad, and he would know sooner or later anyway.Sister: Thank you, brother!
Sister: My engine oil is discussing with me, she said that I should climb the list of new authors, let me update 3,000 words at a fixed time every day Sister: Dizzy, I have never updated me so regularly: Come on, sister!
I'll write you a long review!
Sister: Uh......
Me: I'll remember to use a proxy.Sister: =.= Momoda, you are the smartest of me: Momoda, I lost the overlord ticket for you.Sister: Hey, so my contract has been sent, SF is so fast!
Sister: Then I'll post on Weibo to announce the address of the new article Sister: AhhhhSister: I'll go !!!
Me: What's wrong?!
Sister: Mom's egg found that it was turned more than a thousand times on Weibo!
Sister: I'm scared to pee, and when I open it, I see that it's actually a video sent to me by Mrs.
Skull!!
When did I have this friendship with him!!
Sister: Abuse flies!!
What is the intention of sending me this kind of MV for some reason!
I'm going to kill Mrs.
Skull, it's definitely revenge on me!
Absolute!!
Brother, you have his mobile phone number, right, give it to me, I'm going to hang him up on the gay dating website!!
I:.....................
Chapter 12 Of course, my sister wouldn't really put Mrs.
Skull's number on the gay dating net, but I also told Mrs.
Skull about it with trepidation.Mrs.
Skull: ......
Damn, you brothers and sisters are not good people Skull Wife: You hurry up, make me clear: Mrs.
Madam, you are a good person, don't!
Mrs.
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Skull: ......
And that's what happened.My sister once told me that she likes keyboard cats, and in my opinion, she is really similar to keyboard cats.This similarity is reflected in her love of climbing circles as much as the keyboard cat, and she is starting to have a bit of a bloody momentum......
First of all, my sister reposted Mrs.
Skull's Weibo on Weibo, and complained as if it was true or false, I begged Mrs.
Skull not to tell my sister the truth, but Mrs.
Skull was not very happy and did not agree.I silently asked my sister to blacken Mrs.
Skull......
Then when Mrs.
Skull found out, she went crazy.Mrs.
Skull's Weibo said: Actually blocked me == I know what he said was me......
Because he also sent a private message to spray me, I didn't expect everyone to pick it up, and the person he said to block him was a cabbage worm - so the subtle words of the cabbage worm were really complaining or joking?
From the beginning, there was a subtle feeling of divine unfolding, and the follow-up was even more strange, making the onlookers wonder what was going on and guessing what the truth was.And it was because of me that turned these people's speculations into a fight.Before that, I also translated some short stories for my sister, and the content is of course the kind you know.Some people like it, of course some people hate it, and there are ways to hate it like Mrs.
Skull who directly scolds me for thunder, and there are also very magical ones.One of them is a very amazing person.,Ran to my Weibo to chat with me.,Talk about dramas.,Ask me what drama I like.,I said yes.,But it's not Shenxia.,Because although I watched this drama.,But it's really not to the point of liking it very much.,So after answering truthfully,,The other party asked me.,Why do you want to write the same person.。
I really didn't think that someone would be so bored to pam me, so I told her it was because my sister liked it.It was this conversation that was partially screenshotted, taken out of context, and hung out and whipped.You can probably imagine how my sister was pinched.,It's really the same as the keyboard cat.,That's to find a sense of existence.,I became a tool for my sister to find a sense of existence......
Mrs.
Skull has also become a tool for her sister to find a sense of existence......
I translated the meat text, and Mrs.
Skull sent the video, all of which became my sister's means.In short, there are many other things that have been turned out and conspiracy theories, and some people have opened a trumpet to sort out the inferences.But this incident didn't affect my sister much, she just laughed and mentioned a few words on Weibo, and it didn't affect Mrs.
Skull, who was busy scolding me at that time......
Mainly later, my sister's serialized text in Pujiang is getting better, although no one writes football articles in Pujiang, and it's a bit risky for newcomers to choose this, but the football text written by my sister, a pseudo fan, is a good fusion of the dog's blood that the masses like to see, even if you are not a football lover, it doesn't look like a big deal.Soon, my sister and this article topped the list of new authors on the homepage.Then my sister was pinched.My sister's oil editor sighed and said: Although I expected it, I didn't expect it to come......
At that time, neither my sister nor I knew that Pujiang had a "battlefield" of fighting, and if it weren't for the address where her engine oil was sent, we wouldn't even know that my sister was pinched.The reason for being pinched is that he brushed points, brought a large number of relatives and friends, and brushed the weekly list of overlord tickets.My sister and I were stunned for a moment when we saw it, and at the same time said: What is the overlord ticket list?
We don't know that Pujiang has a weekly list of overlord tickets......
I looked at it in horror and found that my sister was really at the top of the list.No, I just threw a deep-water torpedo, and after that, I threw a mine every chapter, so I didn't have that much!
But my sister took a closer look at the backstage and told me: There are indeed two numbers smashing torpedoes at me, but I thought you were smashing them in a different way......
Me: I only have one number, and the other one is really not me.My sister was silent.I was silent too.Who is this man, and he is about to come out......
I haven't called it yet.,There's a lot of wind and water on the forum in Pujiang over there.,My sister was stopped by the editor and not allowed to reply.,But things got more and more aggressive.,The post was sorted out on Weibo.。
My sister was furious, she couldn't bear it, and posted on Weibo to denounce and clarify, the so-called brushing points, that's no, the so-called family and friend group, even if there is, it's all her old readers, what's wrong with supporting, it is the early support of these old readers that helped her get on the list to increase exposure, so that the article data soared, and it actually made people suspect that the collection was fake.As for the last overlord ticket weekly list......
Who would be so stupid to smash themselves to the top of the list?
You must know that the income from the overlord ticket is half divided between the author and Pujiang, and her sister's article has not generated income yet, so she spends so much money, is she stupid?
Of course, my sister has my sister's statement, and Xiao Pinch has a small Pinch statement, in short, in their eyes, my sister's score is conclusive, and if you want to prove that you didn't brush your score, unless every Taobao store owner testifies for you.I also dare to post on Weibo to reprimand angrily, I am obviously annoyed and angry, what are you afraid of if you haven't done it?
In addition, the black and black attracted by Weibo participated in the war together, involving the so-called sister's previous deeds, and the water became even more muddy, turning four or five pages in a row, and related to several buildings, which is not not lively.This incident affected her sister's mood a little, and she was splashed with dirty water for some reason, so she ran to find engine oil and asked if there was anything she could do.My sister's oil said, alas, I'm just here, I don't know anyone, I'll try, go ask the administrator if you can check it.I was depressed and scrolled through the posts on the Pujiang Forum, looking at the pink and black haunts in the posts, and the high-end black flashed, and I was in a very bad mood.Just then, I received an on-site text message from admin 09.To be honest, I originally thought it was an advertisement for Pujiang, but when I opened it, I saw it......
Administrator 09: There are two of you brothers and sisters everywhere, you are really good at death, brush your sister to the top of the overlord ticket, your sister is embarrassed to say that it is you on Weibo.I was chuckling......
Replied to this site text message: Are you ......?
Admin 09: I'm your skull uncle, me: ..............................
It's you who say it's you everywhere, right!!
…… Mrs. really took the path of the administrator to the black!
At this moment, I can only say one sentence where I don't meet in life, what else can I say......
Mrs.
Skull:, I'll be here first!
I wonder if you stole me!
Me:==Uh......
Did my sister's editor-in-charge ask you to check it?
Mrs.
Skull: Sort of, she mentioned it to me, but the main thing is that your sister has been reported, and I'm here to deal with the identification, you are really a tyrant enough to smash so many torpedoes for your sister.Me: It's not me!