Chapter 1 Text, Section 2, Chapter 1, Mandarin Duck Bath Again: "Building roads is a good thing." ”Old man Chen picked up the hookah and took a puff with great enjoyment, looked at the blue sky outside the house, and said inexplicably.The village chief slapped the table and looked anxious, "What a ghost, those flowery and intestinal Wang Ba Lambs outside are going to spoil the feng shui treasure of our Peach Blossom Village, as long as I don't die, don't think about repairing this road" "It's also a difficult thing for the baby to go to school" The village chief heard this, but he shrank his neck and fell silent.Peach Blossom Village is located in a remote area, not to mention the poor mountains and bad waters, at least the output of vegetables, fruits and medicinal materials in the mountains is enough to maintain the survival of the people in Peach Blossom Village, and the girls in the village are one by one.Although the mountains are good mountains and rivers are good water, the surrounding mountains also cut off the idea of going out in Peach Blossom Village.If nothing else, just entering the city requires walking hundreds of miles of mountain roads and carrying heavy bamboo baskets, and some of the older villagers have not seen the outside for several years.Some children go to school, and the nearest elementary school has to walk more than 10 miles on a mountain road, and if one is not careful, there is a danger of falling off the mountain road.The topic of road construction has been around in Taohua Village for a long time, but no one really dares to raise it, and no one dares to break the rules of their ancestors.The next day, before dawn, Chen Xiaotian got up from the bed.I don't know why, the convulsions yesterday were full of strength today, just when Chen Xiaotian shook his arms left and right and felt weird, the corner of his eye suddenly fell on his left wrist.Grass, when did Lao Tzu have an extra hand ring on his body, "Don't look at it, I don't know about that thing." ”I don't know when, Old Man Chen rubbed in with a hookah in his mouth and spit out the fog."
Ahem, Master, this is not what you gave me" Chen Xiaotian rolled his eyes and continued, "This is ugly, where did it come from, it shouldn't be someone stuffed a love token" Old man Chen glared, "You stinky boy, talking nonsense all day long, I'll tell you, the girl from the Wen family can come to the door" "What" As soon as he heard that Wenxiu was coming, Chen Xiaotian immediately became nervous, oh no, that girl wouldn't be endless, but thinking of those snow-white thighs, Chen Xiaotian still couldn't help but step out of the door.Sure enough, Wen Xiuxing's eyes were angry, her red lips were pursed tightly, and she obviously didn't look very happy.However, Chen Xiaotian soon became depressed, this Wenxiu was obviously guarding against her, no, she actually put on a shirt and pants on a hot day.Chen Xiaotian's eyes rolled, and he said with a hippie smile: "Sister Wen, why are you here for breakfast, I'll make some porridge for you, the porridge made with fresh orchids and barley, that taste is called one" "Enough, I'm not here to listen to your verbosity" Wen Xiu finished speaking angrily, Xu felt that his tone was not good, looked at the inside of the bamboo house, lowered his voice and said, "You come with me." ”Chen Xiaotian agreed, shouted at the bamboo house, and followed Wenxiu and began to walk.Why did you go to the back mountain and stand next to the Black Dragon Pond, Wen Xiu pointed to the pool and said, "What did you do yesterday, don't you need me to remind you" Boom, Chen Xiaotian's face is like fire, shouldn't she have seen the incident with Widow Li at night If this girl runs to talk nonsense, she is not afraid of anything, but Li Yanru will be poked in the backbone" Sister Wen, Aunt Wen, we adults don't care about villains, you see that you are also a cultural person, how can you do such a voyeuristic thing, I just pee" It's a shame that this guy is thick-skinned, Obviously, he took a mandarin duck bath, but he was actually said to be peeing.The more Wen Xiu listened, the more he didn't taste it, and his little face was flat, "Chen Xiaotian, what nonsense are you talking about, when will I peek at you peeing, you bastard, you you" Wen Xiu was angry, he picked up a stone from the ground and threw it at Chen Xiaotian, but he was dodged, and he didn't hit it after throwing it several times in a row, Wen Xiu was angry and unwilling, and continued to look for stones and start throwing them."
Hey, hey, I've killed someone" Chen Xiaotian dodged left and right to avoid being unhappy, and unexpectedly found that the speed of the stone thrown was too slow, and it was so slow that he could catch it with his hands, thinking so, he really grabbed the stone thrown over casually.Wen Xiu on the side was stunned in place, in disbelief, how could someone catch so many stones with her bare hands, she threw five or six in a row.Chen Xiaotian casually threw the stone in his hand on the ground, and smiled, shocked in his heart that the internal strength method that had been silent for three years did not know when it would return, and the smile on his face was like a peach blossom."
Don't you come here, you don't want it" Wen Xiu looked at Chen Xiaotian who was coming towards her with a wicked smile on his face, and shouted while retreating, but he fell into the Black Dragon Pool unsteadily.Chen Xiaotian didn't care about anything else at this time, so he directly stabbed down with a fierce man, scooped up Wenxiu's body, and the cold pool water soaked all Wenxiu's clothes, and stuck tightly to it, as if he was not wearing clothes.Especially those two beautiful legs, tightly wrapped in soaked pants, which kind of looming feeling is even more soul-hooking.Unconsciously, the little brother was already standing straight, and the swollen feeling made Chen Xiaotian smile bitterly, thinking about when he took off his virgin hat was "cough cough" Wen Xiu woke up slowly, and saw Chen Xiaotian staring at her non-stop, and hurriedly lowered his head, the wet clothes outlined his body as if he were general, and raised his hand to throw it out.It's just that her speed is simply slow in Chen Xiaotian's eyes."
Woman, your temper is too bad" grabbed Wen Xiu's wrist, and with a twist of his arm, he hugged him into his arms, Chen Xiaotian squinted his eyes and smiled evilly, with a cheap look."
You rascal, hurry up and let me go" Wen Xiu waited for Chen Xiaotian with an angry face.Chen Xiaotian was suddenly a little anxious, but he didn't know why, he suddenly heard a special fluctuation from Wenxiu, as if Wenxiu was not really angry, but ashamed, and felt a little faceless when he fell into the water.Chen Xiaotian, who didn't know how to be good, although he didn't know what was going on, it was a good thing to be able to feel Wenxiu's mood, so he deliberately pulled his face, plucked out his ears, picked up Wenxiu and walked to the edge of the pool again, "If you say another word of hooligan, I'll throw you down." ”"You" was so frightened, Wenxiu immediately behaved a lot, and she didn't dare to move in Chen Xiaotian's arms.Although the two of them grew up together since childhood, she later went out to study, and the relationship between the two was not so deep, this time she just came back and was lifted by this guy's skirt, I wanted to teach this rascal a good lesson, but I didn't expect it to be like this.Chen Xiaotian hugged Wenxiu all the way, but he took a big advantage, his soft and plump buttocks, and Xuefeng, who was extremely slippery, were all abused by him several times, especially Wenxiu's forced endurance but dared not speak angrily, which made Chen Xiaotian feel proud.Seeing that he was at the door of his house, Chen Xiaotian reluctantly put Wenxiu down, "Turn around and walk home." ”"Chen Xiaotian, you" Wen Xiu, who was blushing prettyly, gritted her teeth and looked at Chen Xiaotian's back, just about to say a few cruel words, when she saw Chen Xiaotian turn around and look at her with a cheap smile, "Why, you can't give up on me so soon, I don't want us to come to my house to have a good chat." ”Will it be good to "flow" into your house Wen Xiu just opened his mouth, but he thought of Chen Xiaotian's previous words, and immediately turned around and ran down the mountain.Chen Xiaotian looked at Wen Xiu's slender back, and couldn't help but put it in front of his nose and sniffed it, "It's so fragrant, hehe, I can't take some time to get you, otherwise it would be a waste of your good figure." ”Back in the bamboo house, Chen Xiaotian pondered over and over again, today he can feel Wenxiu's mood, the ability is not like ah, isn't it said in the novel, do you feel it after awakening, is it the ugly bracelet on your wrist that he even used to boil the blister, but there was no reaction.It's not that he didn't want to ask Old Man Chen, but in the end, he thought about it and gave up, otherwise Old Man Chen might not know where to go, and then teach him a lesson.In the end, I really couldn't figure it out, Chen Xiaotian simply put it aside, and then the herbs were moved out of the house and started to dry them, and he hurried to cook, otherwise Chen Lao's hair would be unlucky."
Hey, the baby is so diligent today, and she has made so many sumptuous meals."
Old man Chen blinked his slender little eyes, and he didn't know when he rubbed against him.The spoon in Chen Xiaotian's hand suddenly slashed back, his body twisted in a circle like a flexible snake, kicking, blocking, Old Man Chen was not a vegetarian, and the hookah pipe in his hand immediately became a weapon, and Chen Xiaotian was entangled together.The two of you come and go, I don't know how many tricks you have passed, but you haven't been able to distinguish between a winner and a loser.Although Old Man Chen was surprised in his heart, he didn't care about asking the reason, and his subordinates did not pause, but greeted faster, from the initial reception to the initiative to move, but he was fast, Chen Xiaotian's speed was faster, and the more he fought, the more frightened he became, and finally threw the hookah pipe to the ground, and actually changed his hands and started to get up."
Ah, Master, the vegetables are paste, don't fight" Chen Xiaotian was young in the end, and soon received a few slaps on his body, and immediately jumped out of the battle circle."
Bastard boy, don't worry about the dishes first, tell me, when did you come back with this kung fu" Old man Chen grabbed Chen Xiaotian, he raised Chen Xiaotian since he was a child, and he passed on his mantle, but I don't know why, after a rainy night three years ago, Chen Xiaotian's martial arts were like a stone sinking into the sea, and disappeared, and now he comes back, wouldn't he be surprised "Master, I don't know what's going on" Old man Chen obviously didn't believe it, pulled Chen Xiaotian's body and began to grope up and down, muttering vigorously in his mouth, but Chen Xiaotian listened, But I can't wait to pick up a brick and shoot this old man to death."
The eyebrows are not scattered, the bones are not blooming, the tendons are bounced, it is clear that he is still a virgin, he hasn't done anything big, how can it be" "Dead old man, you study that I'm a virgin all day long, why don't you talk about yourself, what, ha, the dish is mush" Chen Xiaotian said halfway, and immediately jumped and ran away.Although I don't know why the master never married in his life, every year on the third day of the third month of March, the master would carry a load of wine to the top of the mountain for a few days, and would not come back until the wine was gone.He also curiously rummaged through the master's room, but except for a piece and a half of a jade pendant, he found nothing.Old Man Chen's face changed, and he quickly returned to his unserious appearance, picked up the hookah, rubbed it in front of him, and stabbed Chen Xiaotian in the ribs."
Is the Wen girl interesting to you" "Don't talk nonsense" Chen Xiaotian quickly glared, that fierce girl is not as cute as she was when she was a child."
Otherwise, I'll give you a kiss for the teacher," Old Man Chen continued."
Master, what do you think of the second mother of the village head" Old man Chen's face turned red and white, and the hookah in his hand smashed towards Chen Xiaotian."
Haha" One of the things that no one in the entire Peach Blossom Village knows is that Old Man Chen was once stung by a bee, so he grabbed something and began to breathe on his head, and when the bees were driven away, he found that he was carrying Wang Er's mother's underwear in his hand.The wind was strong, and he accidentally blew out of the yard and hung on the branches, and was running out to find it, but he bumped into the old man Chen and threw it on his head."
Master, if you beat me again, I'll go and tell Wang Er's mother that you have washed and treasured that pair of underwear":