Chapter 1 Text, Section 26, Chapter 25, Chen Xiaotian said to Zhang Shao quietly: "Let's go over there and talk." ”Zhang Shao was stunned and said, "It's the same to talk here, you don't have to go over there." ”Chen Xiaotian said: "This is a big matter, it's better to go over there, in case my old man Chen hears it, it's not good for you and me." ”Zhang Shao thought about it for a while, and felt that this was for the sake of women, and let the old man know that it was indeed not good, so he said, "Okay."
Walk. ”After Chen Xiaotian took Zhang Shao to the pigsty, he looked left and right, stared at Zhang Shao and asked: "Do you really want to pursue Wenxiu" Zhang Shao said sincerely: "Really." ”Chen Xiaotian said: "Can't you chase other women, how about changing it" Zhang Shao thought for a while and said: "Then I want to see how that woman looks, to be honest, the man you took me there last time who was not a man is really too ugly" Chen Xiaotian smiled coldly, Zhang Shao said that it was naturally Chen Orion, so he said: "This time, I'll find you a more beautiful one." ”"Okay, okay," Zhang Shao was overjoyed and stretched out his thumb to Chen Xiaotian: "The one who knows the times is Junjie, you are really a talent" Chen Xiaotian smiled, his face sank suddenly, Zhang Shao was shocked, and before he could come to his senses, Chen Xiaotian grabbed Zhang Shao and threw him towards the sow in the pigsty, saying: "You just have a good relationship with the pig girl" Zhang Shao was thrown heavily on the sow, the sow screamed in fright, rushed forward, and almost hit the wall, Fortunately, a 180-degree turn was too much to survive, but it pitied Zhang Shao, and fell to the ground with a bang from the sow's back, and before he could come to his senses, the sow rushed over for unknown reasons, and stepped on Zhang Shao's crotch, Zhang Shao screamed miserably, and almost fainted.Old man Chen and Zhu Tingting ran over when they heard the sound, but saw Chen Xiaotian shouting at Zhang Shao outside the pigsty: "Zhang Shao, what's wrong with you, why did you jump into the pigsty, do you want to eat pork and talk to the old man" Zhang Shao lay on the ground, smelling the thick smell in the pigsty, covering his waist in great pain, and couldn't speak for a long time.Old man Chen glared at Chen Xiaotian fiercely, and shouted: "Don't take Zhang Shao out quickly" Chen Xiaotian opened his eyes and shouted in horror: "No, the sow will kill me" Old man Chen glared at Chen Xiaotian angrily, and shouted: "Don't go yet" Chen Xiaotian shrugged his shoulders, and reluctantly opened the door of the pigsty and dragged out the stinky Zhang Shao.Zhang Shao pointed at Chen Xiaotian, gritted his teeth, and spit out two words for a long time: "You are ruthless" Old man Chen said: "Go back to the room and take a bath." ”"Don't wash it" Zhang Shao snorted, turned around and left.Seeing this, Zhu Tingting hurriedly followed.Zhang Shao ran almost all the way, and met Ergouzi on the road, Ergouzi had seen Zhang Shao, so he naturally recognized it, and smiled at Zhang Shaomei: "Boss." ”Zhang Shao glared at the second dog and muttered in a low voice: "I have a pair of dog eyes, just like a dog." ”Ergouzi exclaimed: "Hey, how do you know that my name is Gouzi" Zhang Shao snorted and strode past Ergouzi.Ergou hurriedly covered his nose, frowned, and said, "It stinks" and then stared at Zhu Tingting, who hurriedly followed, and her eyes flickered with her hurried steps, and her eyes almost jumped out, and she couldn't move away from it.Zhu Tingting shouted angrily: "What do you see" Ergouzi smiled and said: "It's so white and big" "Hmph" Zhu Tingting glared at Ergouzi with disdain, and hurriedly followed Zhang Shao.Zhang Shao came to Wenxiu's house, Wenxiu was walking out of the door of the house, and saw Zhang Shao.He smiled and said, "You're back."
I'm going to call you back for dinner. ”Zhang Shaoqing's face was blue, and he was about to rush into the room without saying a word, Wen Xiu suddenly frowned, stretched out his hand to cover his nose, and exclaimed: "Why do you stink so much" "It's all a good thing that your kid did" Zhang Shao seemed to find a match and a lead, and the bomb finally exploded, shouting angrily at Wen Xiu: "That bastard, I'll come once, he beat me once, and this time he threw me into the pigsty, do you think I dare to come in the future, how can I still have the heart to invest in you here, thankless, hum, go back now" As he spoke, he rushed into the room.Wen Xiu was taken aback, she immediately realized that this was another good thing that Chen Xiaotian had done, and she was immediately furious.But the top priority was to subdue the anger in Zhang Shao's heart, and hurriedly followed Zhang Shao with a smile, and said, "Zhang Shao, Xiaotian has indeed gone too far, I will say sorry to you on his behalf." ”Seeing Zhang Shao's face full of anger, the village chief asked in surprise: "What's the matter" Zhang Shaochong entered the room prepared for him by the village chief, picked up his briefcase and was about to rush out of the door, but was blocked by Wenxiu in the middle of the door, Wenxiu said: "You calm your anger first, I will go to Xiaotian now, and ask him to make amends to you." ”When the village chief heard Wen Xiu say this, he also understood the matter, then walked in and said with a big grin: "Zhang Shao."
Xiaotian, this kid is a little young and frivolous, and he is not sensible, so you don't want to be like him.Next time, I'll teach him a good lesson. ”As he spoke, he took Zhang Shao's briefcase, put it on the table, and said, "Let's go, let's eat first." ”Zhang Shao sniffed his shoulder and said angrily: "It's so stinky, how can you eat it." ”Only then did the village chief notice that Zhang Shao was covered in stink, and looked at Wenxiu in surprise, Wenxiu's pretty face had already turned into a bitter melon, and the village chief smiled and said, "That's it, take a bath first."
After a shower we had a few more drinks. ”At this time, the smell of meat wafted from the guest hall, Zhang Shao couldn't help but salivate, he snorted, and said extremely reluctantly: "Okay." ”Zhu Tingting listened, and hurriedly went to another lockbox to find clothes for Zhang Shao, and said while looking: "If you want to take a bath, go to the stream to wash."
Today I washed under the waterfall with Xiaotian for a long time during the day, and it was so comfortable. ”"What, you take a bath with Xiaotian" The village chief and Wen Xiuqi's eyes widened.Zhang Shao was also stunned.Zhu Tingting was about to say yes, but suddenly came back to her senses and hurriedly said: "No, no, it's not washing with Xiaotian, it's me washing, Xiaotian is showing me people hehe, Xiaotian didn't wash." ”The village chief and Wenxiu were relieved.Wen Xiu secretly thought, Xiaotian, this kid, is actually messing around behind my back, I must ask him clearly Thinking of this, he said: "Dad, you accompany Zhang Shao to take a bath, I'll go to Xiaotian's place, ask him clearly" "You go," the village chief stretched out his hand to Wen Xiu and said, "Don't delay him for too long, come back early for dinner." ”"Got it." ”As soon as Wen Xiu finished speaking, he quickly ran out of the house.Zhu Tingting looked at the village chief, then at Zhang Shao, and said, "You men want to take a bath, just go with you, I won't go." ”Zhang Shao had nowhere to vent the anger in his heart at this time, and he was trying to find a woman to dissipate his anger, secretly thinking that if he took a mandarin duck bath in the water with Zhu Tingting and did that with her, it would be very cool.Then he said, "Well, anyway, you went there to wash once during the day, so you can take me there."
The village chief is busy with affairs and has a lot of opportunities, so don't go. ”"How can this be done" The village chief immediately said: "It's so late, it's getting dark, you two are not familiar with each other, it's inconvenient."
I'll take you there. ”"No need, no need," Zhang Shao said busily, "I don't bother you."
Tingting went once and knew the way.Besides, the two of us are so adults, and you are still afraid that you will lose it," he said and said to Zhu Tingting: "Let's go." ”Zhu Tingting originally wanted to follow Wenxiu to see how Wenxiu taught Chen Xiaotian a lesson, but when she saw that Zhang Shao had to ask her to accompany her to the stream, she had to reluctantly say, "Okay." ”Seeing that Zhang Shao insisted on not letting him go, the village chief had no choice but to give up, and he was also taking a leisurely time, so he said: "Then you have to be careful, remember to come back early."
I couldn't find my way home, so I shouted loudly: "Zhang Shao pushed Zhu Tingting, and she couldn't wait to go away."
Zhu Tingting said: "The village chief is really enthusiastic.Country people, that's how friendly they are. ”"Friendly fart" Thinking of what Chen Xiaotian had done, Zhang Shao was angry all over his body, and said viciously: "All the white-eyed wolves in this township If I hadn't seen a few flower girls here, I wouldn't have come to this ghost place" Zhu Tingting shook her head helplessly, sometimes I really can't understand what these men are trying to do for a few so-called flower girls.At this moment, a small black shadow thief quietly followed Zhang Shao and Zhu Tingting.This man is the second dog who looks like a dog."
What are these two city people doing here?"
thought to Ergouzi.In fact, what he was interested in was not what Zhang Shao and Zhu Tingting were doing, but Zhu Tingting's bewitching figure and white flowers completely attracted him.Not long after, Zhang Shao and Zhu Tingting came to the waterfall.Zhang Shaoyi was also pleasantly surprised when he saw the waterfall and the deep pool, and thought to himself, in this natural pool, there must be a different flavor.As he spoke, he couldn't wait to take off his clothes, staring at Zhu Tingting while taking them off, and saw Zhu Tingting standing there, casually as if nothing had happened, and asked very unhappily: "Why are you still stunned there, why do you take off your clothes quickly." ”Zhu Tingting was stunned and said, "I have washed here during the day." ”"Don't wash it after washing" Zhang Shao suddenly shouted angrily: "Didn't you eat yesterday, don't you eat today, did you have sex yesterday, don't you have to do it today" Saying that, he reached out and threw the pants he took off on Zhu Tingting's body, glared at Zhu Tingting, and strode towards the deep pool.Ergouzi looked at Zhang Shao's slender and bony background, and sighed secretly, this dog day is so white, like a woman, he even started to explode Zhang Shao's chrysanthemum.Zhang Shao's red pants were accurately covered on Zhu Tingting's head.Zhu Tingting was so angry that she reached out and pulled Zhang Shao's pants down and threw them away, glared at Zhang Shao, and took off her clothes very reluctantly.When the second dog saw Zhu Tingting take off her clothes, he was overjoyed, and suddenly opened a pair of dog eyes.Zhang Shao came to the edge of the pool, stretched out his legs and probed the stream, but it was not as cold as he imagined, and saw that this deep pool was as wide as a room.The lake was deep and deep under the dim light of dusk, so she turned around and asked Zhu Tingting: "Can you really take a bath here, won't it be dangerous?"
Zhu Tingting stopped taking off her clothes and said, "If you don't have it during the day, you don't know this night."
Xiaotian said that there might be snakes. ”"Snake" Zhang Shao was taken aback, and hesitated with one leg stretched out by the pool.The second dog listened, and saw that Zhu Tingting stopped taking off her clothes, and shouted angrily: "Chen Xiaotian of the dog day, what is not good, saying that there is a snake in it, there is a hammer snake" Zhang Shao thought about it, and saw that Zhu Tingting's clothes were half taken off, and her white body was exposed, and suddenly lust outweighed fear, and shouted: "What are snakes afraid of, I will catch them and eat them and take off quickly":