Chapter 1 Text Section 229 Chapter 220 There are many rural trivialities On the second day, Chen Xiaotian, Wenxiu, and Tang Gouba got on a motorcycle and galloped towards their home early in the morning.When passing by the door of the man's house, he saw a green sign standing diagonally opposite his house, which was written in white letters: It is forbidden to collect tolls privately.This sign is like a man standing there day and night at the man with cheeks, sneering at him.Chen Xiaotian stopped the motorcycle under the sign, raised his head and read aloud to the sign: "It is forbidden to collect road tolls privately, haha, it's so cool, there should be another one below, the offender will be fined three thousand, or the offender will be in prison for ten years" The cheeky man walked out when he heard the sound, blew his beard and glared at Li Fei, and glared angrily at Li Fei, Wen Xiu hurriedly said: "Hurry up, that person is out." ”Chen Xiaotian snorted: "If you come out, why do you want him to come out." ”After that, he shouted loudly: "Folks, everyone understands, it is forbidden to collect road tolls privately, what is the fate of those who collect road tolls privately, everyone can see it, don't break the law and discipline, otherwise, one day you will squat in prison as soon as possible" The cheeky man was annoyed and angry, grabbed a big wooden stick next to him and pointed at Chen Xiaotian and shouted: "Dog, you bark again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will beat you to death with a stick" Chen Xiaotian said fearlessly: "There is a kind of you try, see if you kill me or I will kill you." ”Wen Xiu and Tang Gouba hurriedly shouted: "Xiaotian, don't say it, go quickly" Chen Xiaotian sat there, looking at the man with cheeks with a high toe and provocatively, the man with a cheek was completely angry, grabbed the wooden stick and rushed towards this side, Wen Xiu and Tang Gouba were shocked, and hurriedly shouted: "Xiaotian go quickly" Chen Xiaotian jumped off the motorcycle, looked at the man with his hands on his waist coldly, only to see the man with his cheeks rushing in front of Chen Xiaotian, raising a wooden stick and hitting Chen Xiaotian with his head and face, Chen Xiaotian hurriedly dodged away, Pointing at the bearded man and shouting: "If you dare to hit me, I will call 110 again, and let you go to the dark room again" "Your mother is a horse, squat and squat" The bearded man pounced on Chen Xiaotian desperately like a crazy wild boar, Chen Xiaotian gradually couldn't hold it anymore, and he had the intention of escaping, so he yelled at Tang Gouba: "Gouba drove first." ”Tang Gouba said anxiously: "My hand hurts, I can't open it" and Wen Xiu hurriedly took out his mobile phone to call Yanling, and he didn't get through for a long time, so he was so anxious that he shouted: "Don't fight, call me again" And at this time, the man with cheeks had already been angered by Chen Xiaotian, how could he listen, as soon as Chen Xiaotian heard that he was going to call the police, he provoked first, and when the police came, he would be more troublesome, so he hurriedly said: "Don't call the police, don't call the police, I can subdue this wild boar immediately" said that he kicked the wrist of the man with his cheeks, and the man with his cheeks screamed, The wooden stick in his hand fell to the ground in response, Chen Xiaotian took the opportunity to kick the cheeked man to the ground with a reverse leg, turned around and jumped on the motorcycle, and stepped on the motorcycle to start it.The cheeked man got up from the ground, angry, picked up the wooden stick on the ground and wanted to pounce on Chen Xiaotian again, Chen Xiaotian drove the motorcycle and was about to hit him, the cheeked man was frightened, threw away the wooden stick and turned around and ran, a stream of fart and urine.Chen Xiaotian laughed proudly twice and drove away on his motorcycle.Wen Xiu said angrily: "Xiaotian, why do you like to make trouble so much, I don't think you want to pass through this gate in the future" Chen Xiaotian disdained and said, "I'll do the same if I'm afraid."
He can't beat me, and if he dares to do it, I'll call the police.Hey, in this era, whoever is afraid of fighting with the wicked is endlessly fun" Wenxiu and Tang Gouba shook their heads when they heard this.Back in Peach Blossom Village, Chen Xiaotian saw Tang Gouba limping all the way, so he asked: "Do you need me to help you?"
Tang Gouba said: "I want it, I am grateful." ”Chen Xiaotian said to Wenxiu: "You go back first, I'll send the dog back." ”Wenxiu nodded and walked straight in the direction of the house.Chen Xiaotian helped Tang Gouba to walk towards the lower courtyard, and when he passed in front of Zhou Yan's house, he saw Zhou Yan and a man sitting under the locust tree in her house chatting from a distance, Chen Xiaotian asked: "Who is that kid" Tang Gouba said: "Zhou Man's boyfriend, I heard that they are going to get married on National Day." ”Chen Xiaotian sighed, glanced at the young man again, and found that he didn't look good, and suddenly muttered, If you have money, you can marry our rural flower girl, it's really annoying Tang Gouba said with a smile, don't you also go to the city to engage in the flower girl in the city if you have money Chen Xiaotian said: "When I have money, I will go to the city to ask ten or eight women to come back" Zhou Yan also saw Chen Xiaotian, stood up and was about to walk towards Chen Xiaotian, but Chen Xiaotian helped Tang Gouba to turn around and leave, and said as he walked: "Actually, Zhou Yan is a good girl, I used to want her to be my wife. ”Tang Gouba said: "Now that she is not married, you still have a chance." ”Chen Xiaotian let out a long sigh and said, "Forget it, no matter how bad I am, I can't snatch love and ruin people's happiness." ”Sending Tang Gouba home, Tang Gouba's mother thanked Chen Xiaotian repeatedly, and then said, Xiaotian, let me introduce you to a girl.Chen Xiaotian said with a smile: "No need, I'm like this, I'm just afraid that if you introduce me, other girls won't look down on me and will lose your face." ”Tang Goba's mother smiled and said: "No, no, you are a good man, other girls will definitely take a fancy to you, her family is in Wang Jiayuan, and she is also a relative of mine, she is twenty years old this year, and she has never talked about a boyfriend, and she looks very beautiful, or I will take you to see it one day" It turns out that Tang Goupa's mother is from Wang Jiayuan.Chen Xiaotian said: "You can find a girl for the dog first." ”When Tang Gooba's mother heard this, she suddenly became angry, pointed at Tang Gouba and scolded: "This thing, other girls don't want it, but they want to provoke that Xiaolian, and now Zhou Xiaoqiang's mother glared at me every time she saw me, as if I owed him 100,000 yuan." ”Chen Xiaotian asked curiously: "Then do you want to please Xiaolian?"
"Don't ask for it," Tang Gouba's mother said repeatedly: "If he asks Xiaolian to beg, our family and Xiaoqiang's family will become eternal enemies, although Xiaolian is a good girl, but we still don't want to have a feud with Xiaoqiang's family, so I plan to go to Wang Jiayuan to find one for him." ”When Chen Xiaotian heard this, he was full of interest and said, "Then I want it, I'll go and see it with Gouba one day, haha." ”Tang Goba's mother said: "Okay, come and sit in the house, we have dinner at our house at noon today, I'll talk to you about that girl" It seems that Tang Goba's mother is a very enthusiastic person, Chen Xiaotian hurriedly said: "No, no, I have to go back." ”Without saying anything, he ran in the direction of his home.When passing behind Zhang Xiaomei's house, he heard Zhang Xiaomei arguing with Zhou Changchang, the two quarreled very fiercely, Chen Xiaotian secretly thought, could it be that I and Zhang Xiaomei messed up with Zhou Changchang and couldn't help but be taken aback, listened carefully for a while, and found that their quarrel had nothing to do with themselves, and also heard that there were signs of smashing pots and bowls in their house, Chen Xiaotian felt the need to persuade them, so he came to their house, and sure enough, he saw Zhang Xiaomei falling bowls, and Zhou Changchang watched coldly on the side, wanting to see when Zhang Xiaomei was going to fall.Chen Xiaotian hurriedly jumped up, snatched the bowl from Zhang Xiaomei's hand, and shouted: "What are you doing, don't you want money for this bowl, you beat a rotten one, see what else you take to eat" Zhang Xiaomei saw that it was Chen Xiaotian, and suddenly seemed to receive an invisible encouragement, and shouted louder, "Don't go over this day, what else do you want to eat, don't eat" After that, he stretched out his hand to grab the bowl from Chen Xiaotian's hand, Chen Xiaotian hurriedly jumped away, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive" Zhou Changchang suddenly shouted:" Okay, don't you just think I can't do it, you have the ability to steal the man, okay, I'll go to the city to work, you are alone at home and find a man to accompany you," he said, turned around and walked in the direction of the road.Chen Xiaotian hurriedly jumped up to block Zhou Changchang and persuaded: "Brother Changchang, don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil and can't solve the problem." ”"There's nothing to solve," Zhou Changchang said very sadly: "I can't live with her anymore these days, I quarrel in the house every day, making the house restless, I really regret getting her back, if I live alone, I won't be so pitiful" Zhou Changchang said and burst into tears.And Zhang Xiaomei snorted: "You hate me now, do you think I don't regret marrying you, marry a useless man, I am tantamount to being a widow" Chen Xiaotian shouted loudly: "Okay, don't quarrel, let's do it, Brother Changchang, I'll take you to the city, I know that there is a hospital that can treat this disease, and it can be cured at one time" Zhou Changchang said disheartenedly: "It's useless, I've been to many places, but it can't work." ”Chen Xiaotian said: "You believe in me, you can do it, or I will take you to my master now to see if his old man can cure you." ”Zhang Xiaomei sneered on the side, "Xiaotian, don't worry about this heart, some people can't get up, he is a soft egg all his life, he can't be hard" Zhou Changchang was suddenly enraged, stretched out his hand and pointed at Zhang Xiaomei and shouted angrily: "Zhang Xiaomei, you, Lao Tzu is going to get hard, you wait and see, you can't stand up then" "It's up to you" Zhang Xiaomei sneered: "Wait for your next life" Zhou Chang saw Zhang Xiaomei looking down on him so much, he jumped like thunder, jumped up and was going to beat Zhang Xiaomei, Chen Xiaotian hurriedly hugged Zhou Changchang and persuaded: "Okay, okay, Brother Changchang, you just bear with it, when you really get hard, you can do whatever you want, now you can bear it for the time being." ”After that, he pushed him forward, urging him and said, "Let's go, I'll take you to my master's place to have a look." ”At this time, a few people who watched the excitement came up and smiled at Zhou Changchang: "Changchang, come on, you can't let women look down on you" Zhou Changchang was embarrassed, and he couldn't wait to find a hole to get into.Some people also shouted: "Long term, if you can't do it, let me try, and promise to treat your little sister obediently" Zhou Changchang's eyes were red, and he pointed at the man and shouted angrily: "You say it again, you say it once and see if I don't break your mouth" The man suddenly snorted: "No, the temper is still so bad." ”"You can do it," the man's wife jumped over, grabbed the man's ear and scolded: "Why don't you get a son out, so that the old lady will give birth to all women" Everyone heard this and burst into laughter.The man suddenly turned red, and shouted angrily: "This birth of children and daughters is all because of women, how can it be blamed on us men" The woman pointed at Chen Xiaotian and shouted: "You ask Xiaotian, you ask him whether this birth is a man's problem or a woman's problem" Chen Xiaotian said: "Both men and women have problems, you go home and strip naked to study and study by yourself." ”Everyone laughed again, and Chen Xiaotian pushed Zhou Changchang towards his house
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