Chapter 1 Text Section 257 Chapter 248 Three Minutes Joke Tell a joke and make her laugh, you can sleep with her, this opportunity, life can have geometry Chen Xiaotian was depressed at this time, he didn't really want to sleep with Wen Yuxi, but he couldn't think of a joke for a while.Wen Yuxi saw Chen Xiaotian's sad face and didn't show up, so he asked: "Why can't you think of it, let me tell you, Brother Da Qiang told me three jokes in three minutes, and I laughed at each joke, why are you not even as good as a third of him" Chen Xiaotian suddenly burst into anger, and shouted angrily: "I will not even be as good as a third of his joke, you can listen to it, I will tell you a superb joke now." ”Wen Yuxi put his hands in his trouser pockets, raised his head slightly, looked arrogant, and said lightly: "Say it, I'll listen." ”Chen Xiaotian said: "A fat man fell from the twelfth floor, as a result" Chen Xiaotian looked at Wen Yuxi and asked: "What do you guess the result will be" Wen Yuxi pursed his lips and said, "It's dead." ”Chen Xiaotian stretched out his hand and scratched his head, and said: "There is a person who looks like an onion, and he cries when he walks" As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Xiaotian stared at Wen Yuxi, Wen Yuxi looked at Chen Xiaotian with a frown, and asked in a daze: "It's over" Chen Xiaotian said: "It's over." ”Wen Yuxi asked: "Good joke" Chen Xiaotian frowned: "Isn't it funny" Wen Yuxi said: "I don't know what you mean by this joke, how can you laugh" Chen Xiaotian shouted: "You are too limited in your ability to understand." ”"Damn" Wen Yuxi suddenly shouted: "Your master, Uncle Chen, do you think he is smart?"
Chen Xiaotian said: "Of course my master is smart." ”Wen Yuxi said: "Then you can go back and talk to him a word or two in English to see if he can understand it." ”Chen Xiaotian stretched out his finger and pointed at Wen Yuxi, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I don't believe that I am laughing at you, you wait." ”After that, he raised his head and thought about it again."
Yes" Chen Xiaotian suddenly smiled, you listened: "The old couple went to take pictures, the photographer asked, uncle, do you want side light, backlight, or full light, the uncle said shyly, I don't care, can you leave a pair of pants for your aunt" "Poof" Wen Yuxi couldn't help laughing, but she immediately covered her mouth and said seriously: "What's so funny about this, I didn't laugh." ”Chen Xiaotian pointed at Wen Yuxi and said, "You dare to say that you didn't laugh, I obviously saw you laughing." ”Wen Yuxi frowned, and said deliberately annoyedly: "I didn't laugh, I said I didn't laugh if I didn't laugh" "Okay, you didn't laugh," Chen Xiaotian sighed helplessly, looked at Wen Yuxi, and said, "You open your hand first." ”Wen Yuxi asked: "What are you doing" Chen Xiaotian said: "Don't cover your mouth." ”Wen Yuxi snorted, "Don't cover it, don't cover it, what's the big deal." ”As he spoke, he crossed his hands in his trouser pockets and tilted his head to the side, looking nonchalant.Chen Xiaotian said: "I started to say, you listen, the child stole the parrot raised in the brothel home, as soon as he entered the door, the parrot called: Moved, saw his mother and called: The boss also changed, saw his sister and called: Miss also changed, saw his father and called: I am still an old customer" As soon as Chen Xiaotian finished speaking, he immediately stared at Wen Yuxi, Wen Yuxi bit his lip, his cheeks bulged out, it seemed that he wanted to try his best not to hold back his laughter, Chen Xiaotian pointed at Wen Yuxi and shouted: "Do you laugh or not, laugh quickly" "Poof", Wen Yuxi finally couldn't help laughing out loud, and when Wen Yuxi laughed away, Chen Xiaotian made a straight face and said coldly: "Okay, come with me to sleep." ”Wen Yuxi glanced at Chen Xiaotian, looked left and right, and asked: "Where do you want me to go to sleep with you to your house" Chen Xiaotian stretched out his hand to comb his hair and said: "My old man is at home, it's inconvenient." ”Wen Yuxi said: "My mother is at home, and it is not convenient. ”Chen Xiaotian suggested: "Then let's go to the mountain" Wen Yuxi said worriedly: "Now there are a lot of people picking medicine on the mountain, and I am afraid that they will see it." ”Chen Xiaotian asked: "Then where do you think it's good to go" Wen Yuxi said: "I don't know this, now you want me to sleep with you, you have to think about the place, if there is no place to sleep, then forget it." ”can't forget it, I finally came up with a few jokes to make Wen Yuxi's girl laugh, I can't give up the opportunity at this last moment, it's a failure.Wen Yuxi saw that Chen Xiaotian was in trouble again, so he said: "I'll give you three minutes, if you can think of a good place, I'll accompany you to sleep, if you can't think of it, then forget it." ”My mother, Chen Xiaotian grabbed her hair, this girl is really good at being a good person, she can't go to the house, she can't go to the mountains, where else can she go, it is impossible to go to the creek in broad daylight, let alone go to Tuli Wen Yuxi Seeing that Chen Xiaotian couldn't think of a good place to go, he said: "Otherwise, let's go to your house now, if your master is at home, we will forget it, don't sleep, if your master is not at home, I will sleep with you, how about it" Chen Xiaotian said: "When I came out just now, my old man was at home, now let's go back, It's very unlikely that he's not at home. ”Wen Yuxi said: "Then there is no way, let's leave it to fate." ”Hearing Wen Yuxi say this, Chen Xiaotian turned his heart and said, "Okay, that's it." ”I turned around and walked in the direction of my home.Wen Yuxi walked behind unhurriedly, and asked leisurely: "Aren't you going to hold my hand" Chen Xiaotian was stunned, what kind of hand is it in broad daylight, in case someone finds out, I think we are in love, and in case Wen Xiu finds out "Why, you don't dare to hold my hand" Wen Yuxi seemed to see the little Jiujiu in Chen Xiaotian's heart, and deliberately provoked him like this.Chen Xiaotian said: "It's not that I don't dare, it's that I'm afraid that others will gossip, and I say that I will kidnap you or something." ”"Isn't this the same as not daring" Wen Yuxi sneered, "I think you are a hypocrite" Chen Xiaotian stopped and stared at Wen Yuxi: "You girl, you speak so directly, come, bring your hands." ”Wen Yuxi pulled his hand out of his trouser pocket and put it in front of Chen Xiaotian, Chen Xiaotian grabbed Wen Yuxi's hand and left, just took two steps, he saw a person coming from the opposite side, and when he got closer, he saw that it was Liu Zhishu, Chen Xiaotian hurriedly said: "Yuxi, this girl, actually went to play in the deep pool alone, I have to pull her back to spank" Liu Zhishu said to Wen Yuxi: "Yuxi, don't go to the deep pool for a girl, the water is very deep." ”Wen Yuxi was about to speak, but Chen Xiaotian dragged her away, and said while dragging: "Don't talk, I'm going back to tell your mother, and ask her to punish you for being locked up at home and not allowed to come out" When he was far away, Wen Yuxi glanced at Chen Xiaotian and said angrily: "You are so despicable" Chen Xiaotian smiled and said: "This is not called despicable, this is called being in a hurry, do you understand" Wen Yuxi snorted and scolded: "The big traitor" Chen Xiaotian was about to return to Wen Yuxi, when he suddenly heard footsteps around the corner in front of him, Chen Xiaotian gently let go of Wen Yuxi, Stretched out his index finger and hissed at his mouth, the two immediately held their breath, walked towards the front one after the other, and just arrived at the corner, and collided with the person on the opposite side, Chen Xiaotian was stunned: "Master" It turned out that it was Old Man Chen who came over.Chen Xiaotian asked in surprise: "Old man, where are you going?"
Old man Chen raised the hoe in his hand and said, "Go to the field and take a look, it seems that it will rain again in the past two days." ”Chen Xiaotian looked up at the sky and said, "Oh, do you want me to go" Old man Chen looked at Chen Xiaotian and said, "You can go if you want to go, if you don't want to go back and collect the medicinal herbs." ”Chen Xiaotian glanced at Wen Yuxi, secretly overjoyed, and said, "Then I'll go back and collect the medicinal herbs." ”When Old Man Chen walked away, Chen Xiaotian took Wen Yuxi's hand and couldn't wait to walk towards home.Wen Yuxi asked angrily: "What are you doing in such a hurry" Chen Xiaotian said: "My old man is really a good person, take the initiative to create an opportunity for me, let's go back quickly, take advantage of this opportunity" The two returned home, Chen Xiaotian opened the door and pushed Wen Yuxi into the house, Wen Yuxi half pushed half into the house, as soon as he entered the house, Chen Xiaotian closed the door.Chen Xiaotian picked up Wen Yuxi and came to the bed, and gently put Wen Yuxi on the bed, Wen Yuxi looked at Chen Xiaotian for a while, Chen Xiaotian jumped on the bed quickly, pounced on Wen Yuxi, and then kissed Wen Yuxi's lips with his fiery lips, holding her soft lips, the tip of his tongue was domineering but also gently probed into her mouth, teasing her little tongue.Wen Yuxi groaned softly, and her hands involuntarily pushed against Chen Xiaotian's chest, as if she wanted to resist, but she didn't use her strength, her body was soft.Chen Xiaotian picked up Wen Yuxi, his broad hand slowly moved down Wen Yuxi's neck, slid like a loach across her plump double mounds, and slowly stroked her flat abdomen, burrowed into her vest when Wen Yuxi's eyes were slightly wrinkled, unbuttoned her corset, covered her plumpness, and skillfully teased the budding flower buds at the top."
Hmm" This sweet torture made Wen Yuxi writhe unbearably, and under Chen Xiaotian's soft coaxing, Wen Yuxi's body was like being lit with clusters of flames, and the fire broke out instantly, and his hands eagerly hugged Chen Xiaotian's neck, and Jiao Ji was tightly attached to Chen Xiaotian.Chen Xiaotian gently pushed Wen Yuxi away, quickly took off her waistcoat and corset, and stared greedily at the towering snow-white on her chest, his eyes flashing with stunning sparks.Under Chen Xiaotian's scorching gaze, Wen Yuxi, a bold little girl, still shy covered herself with her hands, glared at Chen Xiaotian, and said angrily: "Don't look at me like this." ”Chen Xiaotian smiled slightly, he lowered his head and kissed Wen Yuxi's forehead lightly, slowly moved down to his eyes, nose, and slowly came to her cheeks, and then to her chin, slid down the neckline, pulled her wrists, and finally settled at the heart position.Under the comfort of Chen Xiaotian's string of dense kisses, Wen Yuxi's tense body gradually relaxed, and a strange feeling spread throughout her body like an electric current, and Chen Xiaotian's big hand climbed onto Wen Yuxi's round one, and began to rub it gently, covering one of her hot lips and tongue, licking her erect red spots."
Hmm" Wen Yuxi couldn't help moaning again, her cheeks flushed.Just this teasing, she felt a fiery commotion deep in her body, which really killed a little girl who was less than twenty years old Chen Xiaotian's big palm was gently caressed by Wen Yuxi's abdomen, bypassing her towering and round buttocks, wandering back and forth on her plump thighs, and when Wen Yuxi escaped the whisper of demand, her slender fingers quietly burrowed into her short skirt, exploring her wet forbidden place between her legs, delicately drawing circles and rubbing through her underwear - finally, Wen Yuxi completely collapsed, Seeing that the time was ripe, Chen Xiaotian suddenly quickly stripped Wen Yuxi naked, and he also stripped naked, raised his big gun and pressed it towards Wen Yuxi
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