Chapter 1 Text Section 294 Chapter 285 Chen Xiaotian, the dog man and woman in the deep pool, returned home, it was already more than six o'clock, and he saw the village chief sitting in front of his house, chatting with Old Man Chen.It turned out that the village chief had come to discuss with Old Man Chen about the harvest.The village chief suggested that neither of them had any skills, and that the two would join together to fight one family, first help one to finish, and then help the other to fight.Old man Chen naturally agreed, saying: "I'm afraid that my family's He will be late, so I will call your family first, and then call my family after beating your family." ”Early the next morning, Chen Xiaotian and Old Man Chen had dinner and walked to the village chief's house, and met Ergouzi on the way, and Ergouzi asked: "Uncle Chen, Xiaotian, are you going to hunt He" Old Man Chen said yes, and Ergouzi said: "I came to help you hunt He." ”Old man Chen said: "What you want, it's hard."
Today we are going to help the village chief first, and then call my family after helping the village chief. ”Ergouzi said: "Okay, as long as you have a place where you need me, just say" When I came to the village chief's house, I saw that the village chief and Wenxiu's mother were making a rice machine on the bullpen, it turned out that the rice machine had been put on the bullpen since last year, Chen Xiaotian was about to jump up, and the village chief was busy saying: "Xiaotian, you and Ergouzi are picking up below." ”So, several people got the rice threshing machine down with all their hands, the village chief swept away the thick dust on the rice threshing machine, and several people carried the rice threshing machine to the field.This year, the wind and rain are good, the rice is growing very well, and every bunch is heavy and golden.And Wenxiu also went into battle in person, picked up a sickle and cut desperately, and it didn't take long to hear the sound of a rice threshing machine in the field not far away, and it seemed that everyone had started to threw.As far as the eye can see, there are all fertile fields now, and everyone is busy in the fields, lively and noisy.There are a few naughty children holding a small bamboo cage to catch loaches, Chen Xiaotian is a child, found a loach hole, along the hole to turn over the soil, turned out a fat and big yellow loach, quietly came to Wen Xiu, suddenly the loach came out, shouted: "The snake is coming" Wen Xiu took a step back, when he saw that Chen Xiaotian's hand was a loach, he suddenly scolded Chen Xiaotian: "Bastard, scare me" At this time, a child named Shi ran over and asked: "Where is the snake?"
Chen Xiaotian handed over the loach and put it on the palm of his hand and said, "Here." ”The stone looked at it and said, "This is a snake, and it is clearly a loach." ”And the loach turned around twice in Chen Xiaotian's hand, and suddenly fell into the field, the stone was busy catching it, the loach was too slippery, and the stone was caught for a long time and didn't catch it, Chen Xiaotian looked at him and said, "Stone, it seems that you can't catch loaches." ”The stone said unconvinced: "I'm very good at catching loaches, okay?"
”Chen Xiaotian said: "Awesome fart, come, I'll teach me how to catch loaches." ”Then he came to the stone and said, "If you want to catch a loach quickly, you must first catch your own loach." ”Stone was very puzzled and asked, "What is your own loach?"
Stone reached out and grabbed the small one of the stones, and said, "This is the loach." ”The stone hurriedly ran away.Wen Xiu scolded with a smile: "Xiaotian, you are dead, if you are free, come and cut the crops" After a busy day, it was not until six o'clock in the afternoon that all the crops in the field were beaten, and several people returned to the village chief's house and had dinner, it was already more than eight o'clock.Chen Xiaotian's body was full of mud, and because he dealt with the grass all day, his body inevitably came into contact with the seedlings, and his body was itchy, so he carried the bucket to the stream to bathe.It rained yesterday, and today the water in the stream is rushing again, Chen Xiaotian stripped off his clothes and jumped into the deep pool, so comfortable.And this night, there was a moon in the sky, and the moonlight was bright, shining in the deep pool, and swaying with the water waves, so beautiful.Chen Xiao was washing, and suddenly heard a person humming a song while walking towards this side, listening to this voice, it was like a woman's voice, and when she got closer, she found that it was Aunt Qiang.Chen Xiaotian knew that Aunt Qiang was powerful, so he was busy hiding behind the stones.It turned out that Aunt Qiang was also threshing today, and her body was full of mud, so she also wanted to take a bath in the stream, and by the way, she got all the mud on her body, because there is a lot of water in the stream, and it is convenient to wash everything.Because it was dark, she didn't pay much attention to the bucket by the stream and the clothes on the ground, mainly because she wanted to go to the stream to take a good bath, and her body itched so much that her observation and vigilance were greatly reduced.Chen Xiaotian hid behind the stones, watching General Qiang take off his clothes, for Chen Xiaotian, who has seen too much of the beauty of the girl, suddenly saw the body of Aunt Qiang, an old woman, it was like seeing the belly of a sow, and couldn't help sighing, "My mother, it's so ugly" Porphyr, Aunt Qiang jumped into the deep pool, and couldn't help but sigh: "Wow, it's so comfortable." ”Chen Xiaotian didn't dare to make a sound behind the stone, he was really worried that Aunt Qiang would find him and rape Aunt Qiang was washing comfortably, when he suddenly heard a strange sound coming from not far away, "Ding Ding Dong, Ding Ding Dong," Chen Xiaotian and Aunt Qiang were taken aback, isn't this the voice of the second dog It turned out that the second dog had eaten and drunk at the village chief's house, and he couldn't sleep at home, and he also wanted to go to the stream to take a bath.When he was about to reach the edge of the deep pool, Aunt Qiang hurriedly shouted: "Ergouzi, don't come here" Aunt Qiang's voice was rapid and fierce, and the Ergouzi was stunned for a long time, when he turned around and learned that it was Aunt Qiang who was making a wild boar just now, and Aunt Qiang was now naked in the deep pool, she was suddenly overjoyed, not only did not stop, but jumped up quickly, looked at Aunt Qiang in the deep pool and asked knowingly: "Aunt Qiang, what are you doing" Aunt Qiang scolded: "Don't you see me taking a bath" Ergouzi sighed and asked: " You are a woman's family is also bathing in the stream" Aunt Qiang shouted: "Why can't women bathe in the stream" and then stared at Ergouzi and asked: "What are you doing here" Ergouzi stretched out his hand and grabbed his body, and said: "I am also here to take a bath." ”As she spoke, she took off her clothes, and Aunt Qiang hurriedly shouted, "Don't take it off, if you let others see me taking a bath together, you will definitely scold us to death." ”"How can there be anyone at this time" Ergouzi said as he undressed, and instantly took off his clothes, and jumped into the deep pool with a long roar.As soon as the second dog jumped into the deep pool, he suddenly shouted: "It's so comfortable" and Aunt Qiang scolded: "You jump like this, you are not afraid of being drowned." ”Ergouzi smiled and said: "You're here, how could I drown" After that, he swam towards Aunt Qiang's side, Aunt Qiang hurriedly shouted: "You don't come over" But Ergouzi has swam over quickly, and stretched out his hand to hug Aunt Qiang.Chen Xiaotian complained bitterly, dog's day, this pair of dog men and women have long been together, and now they are in a pool again, it is really unlucky to have to do the ugly thing that is not visible, I heard that it is bad luck to see men and women doing that Chen Xiaotian hurriedly moved behind the stone, holding his breath and concentrating, and did not want to stick out his head to peek.Suddenly, I heard Aunt Qiang scolding: "Dead ghost" and then heard the sound of crackling, accompanied by Guan Ergouzi's snort and Aunt Qiang's moan.Aunt Qiang moaned and said: "Ergouzi, you are dead, come here to do this with me, if you are seen by anyone, you and I will be drowned by someone's saliva" Ergouzi said while sprinting on Aunt Qiang: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, let's do this not the first or second time, which time was seen by others" Chen Xiaotian secretly scolded, dog's day, Lao Tzu saw you do this good deed and saw it three times, and the second dog did a very hard job on Aunt Qiang, making the water crackle, Chen Xiaotian secretly scolded again, dog's day, Why don't you work so hard during the day, maybe the stream has enhanced the ability of the second dog, and the second dog, who has always been known for impotence, vented on Aunt Qiang for more than ten minutes and did not finish, but Chen Xiaotian hid behind the stone and did not move, like sitting on pins and needles, greeting the ancestors of the second dog and Aunt Qiang, and several times wanted to jump out and scold, but in the end he held back.After a long time, Ergouzi shouted, and finally stopped at Aunt Qiang, Aunt Qiang said happily: "Ergouzi, you have made a lot of progress recently, did you take any medicine" Ergouzi said: "No, the main thing is that I listened to Uncle Chen's opinion and decided to change my mind and be a new person, so my mentality was correct, I felt that my body was much better, and my waist was straighter, so I did this, and it was even more powerful" "Shameless" Aunt Qiang pinched Ergouzi hard, and said angrily: "Why didn't you come to help me fight today?"
Ergouzi said: "I have promised Uncle Chen before that I want to help him fight, and Uncle Chen is with the village chief, so I am helping the village chief fight today, and I will help Uncle Chen fight after helping the village chief fight" Aunt Qiang asked impatiently: "Then when will you help me fight" Ergouzi said: "This can only be beaten for you when I finish helping Uncle Chen." ”Aunt Qiang said, "No, you have to help me fight tomorrow."
I've only planted a few fields this year, and you can help me do it in one day. ”Ergouzi was very embarrassed and said, "Then how can I talk to Uncle Chen, I can't tell him that I won't fight you, I'm going to beat Aunt Qiang." ”Aunt Qiang said: "I don't care what you say, anyway, you have to come to call me tomorrow, otherwise you don't want to touch me in the future." ”Ergouzi frowned, and he was really conflicted in his heart.And Aunt Qiang saw that Ergouzi was hesitating, and said with a smile: "Okay, Ergouzi, don't you and Aunt Qiang look like a family, you don't help the family and help outsiders, let's come again" "Come back" Ergouzi shouted, even Chen Xiaotian behind the stone was annoyed, big monster boar woman, you still have to come, how many times do you want to come "What, you can't do it" Aunt Qiang touched the thing under Ergouzi, softly, and said coldly: "I said just now that you are amazing, why are you like this" Ergouzi said:" You'll have to wait a while, you'll have to take a sip of water after you eat a bowl. ”"Okay," Aunt Qiang said, "I'll wait for you for three minutes." ”I fucked your uncle's Chen Xiaotian was about to jump out and scold, and the second dog obviously knew how powerful Aunt Qiang was, and swam towards the shore quickly while Aunt Qiang was not paying attention, Aunt Qiang hurriedly shouted: "What are you going to do" The second dog swam to the shore, grabbed his clothes and ran, and said while running: "I'm going back, you wash it slowly." ”"It's useless" Aunt Qiang scolded fiercely, then washed her body with water, also went ashore, put on clothes, and washed the dirty clothes, fortunately, Aunt Qiang did something with high efficiency and speed, she washed the clothes in just a few minutes, when she lifted the bucket and was about to go back, she saw Chen Xiaotian's bucket on the side, couldn't help frowning, and muttered: "Whose bucket is it":