When the sun was shining and it was time for the people working in the fields to rest, the farmer, who had no daughter-in-law at home, opened the bag of dry food he had prepared early in the morning and ate it with cold water.The farmers who have a daughter-in-law in the family are all waiting for the daughter-in-law to send a hot meal, and every time they eat, it is the time for these men to show off.Soon, the women came in twos and threes carrying their burdens, and they were all amused when they saw the men looking at them.The smell of the food wafted far away, and even wafted to the military camp stationed nearby, a group of rough men smelled the vegetables, and then looked at the food in their bowls, the taste was like a eunuch going to the green building, uncomfortable.Some people are happy in their suffering, smelling the fragrance of vegetables and eating, and some people are irritable, holding back the fire in their stomachs, waiting for a while to find military slaves to vent.When everyone was eating food with different thoughts, a scolding caused everyone to look over, it was a military slave who accidentally bumped into the table where several non-commissioned officers were eating, and was being taught a lesson by a huge non-commissioned officer.Everyone also took a look at it, even if the military slaves were taught a lot, anyway, it was okay for these military slaves to play dead and disabled, but after a few lessons, this non-commissioned officer was merciful.But this glance makes people can't take their eyes off, because the small appearance of this military slave is handsome, better than those ladies, and the skin is even more delicate, and it looks like a fresh product that has just been implicated by the family and thrown in.A group of rough men saw their blood boiling, and they wanted to immediately press this little military slave under them and teach them a good lesson, but they were preempted, and it was the huge non-commissioned officer.I saw that the non-commissioned officer carried the little slave to his tent like a little chicken, the little slave was still a little dazed at first, and struggled like a dying fish after reacting, but unfortunately, how could his little arms and legs twist the thighs of the non-commissioned officer The little slave just came and didn't understand the rules, and called for help, but unfortunately all he got was ridiculed by everyone, and after shouting a few times, he also knew that he was in a catastrophe, and he was afraid and aggrieved and cried.Tsk, that cry can really hook people, a group of men can't eat, it's just time to rest, enough to go to the military slave area to vent."
Bang" The little military slave was thrown to the ground by the non-commissioned officer, and with such a fall, he fainted directly.The non-commissioned officer did not waste any time, quickly undressed and carried the person to the bed, and pressed it all over.The little slave woke up at this time, and slapped the non-commissioned officer with the audacity, which immediately aroused the anger of the non-commissioned officer, and made the little slave honest with two punches.Then, the eavesdropping crowd outside the tent was content to hear the creaking of the bedboards, the sobs of the little slaves, and the gasps of the non-commissioned officers like oxen.I don't know how long it took for the non-commissioned officer to come out of the tent, and his satisfied demeanor made people's teeth itch.The people who were trying to pick up the leak saw that the non-commissioned officer went to the logistics camp, and he was going to transfer the little military slave to his side to serve closely.Three days later, the little military slave became completely famous, because he changed from the close service of a non-commissioned officer to the close service of the general, and the people he had been with were demoted by the general on various charges, and it was difficult to see anyone again.The general spoils the little slave more than the previous few people who have been a small military slave, it is really a star not to the moon, and the little military slave is much more well-behaved, in front of the general is like a little white rabbit, and he will not see the fierceness and unwillingness of the previous few days.Sure enough, people are cheap, if he can still retain his reason and dignity in front of you, it can only mean that your chips are not enough."
Hahaha" There was a loud laugh from the general's tent, and the soldiers guarding outside the tent looked numb, since there was a small military slave next to the general, the black-faced general became a smiling general, and he was always happy when he had nothing to do.After a while, a small sound came out of the tent, causing the soldiers outside the tent to blush, this is the first time, and the general is not afraid of being squeezed dry by this little goblin.After a long time, the sound of calling for water came from the tent, and the soldiers who delivered the water walked in without squinting, and walked out with red faces, knowing what they smelled without thinking about it.After taking a bath, the general finally let the little slave go and let him rest in the tent, while he went to the big tent to discuss the war.After the little military slave saw the general leave, the whole person was involved in the quilt, as if he wanted to sleep.At dinner time, the general still didn't come back, and he didn't let people come to say a word to the little military slave, but this is also the norm, the little military slave is a favored plaything at best, but he can be favored again, the plaything is a plaything, where can people treat each other equally, so that the little military slave is now a popular person around the general, and the general only favors him, and no one in the camp takes him seriously, even the lowest-level firehead soldiers, and they bring food lukewarmly.The little military slave also knew his situation, and he didn't dare to take Qiao, so he obediently finished eating, and packed up the dishes and chopsticks to wash.It was at this time that everyone could take a look at the little military slave, not to mention, this little guy had some capital.The small waist is twisted, and the skin is so tender that it can pinch out the water, and the best stunners can't be compared, so it's no wonder that the general likes it.If he hadn't become a general, these soldiers would have been unable to bear it, but unfortunately they could only wait for the general to dislike him before picking up the leak.Under the scorching gaze of everyone, the little military slave washed the dishes and chopsticks and put them in the designated position, and then quickly returned to the tent, obediently took off his clothes and lay on the bed, so as to facilitate the general's movements when he came back.In the middle of the night, the general came back, Xu was tired, and he didn't force the little slave, but kept rubbing his back, kissing and caressing lightly.And when the general was about to fall asleep, the little slave suddenly opened his eyes, and there was no cowardice in his eyes, only cold mockery.Pretending to caress the general's body, the little military slave's fingers tapped a certain acupuncture point when he was confused, which instantly made the general's body freeze and his eyes became hollow."
Tell me what you did and what you said today," the little slave whispered into the general's ear."
Today" the general carefully finished talking about what he had done, both confidential and unconfidential, and the little military slave listened to it, sorted out the clues, and unlocked the general's acupuncture points.The general fell asleep the moment the acupuncture point was unlocked, not knowing what he had done, nor knowing that he was a poisonous snake in his eyes as a plaything."
I'm going back soon, I don't know how many people will welcome me back," said the little military slave, rubbing the general's chin.The next day, the general came out of the tent with a proud face, and the people who saw him were envious and jealous, and finally got a good new product, but let the general take it away.The little slave was so tired that he slept until lunchtime before waking up, and the firehead soldier who came to deliver the meal happened to see him yawning with sleepy eyes, and he couldn't help but feel hot in his heart, and almost had a nosebleed."
Thank you, big brother," the little soldier smiled unconsciously, and nodded at the firehead.The firehead soldier's expression froze, and after putting down the food box, he turned and ran, as if there was a dog behind him.The little slave blinked, shook his head funny, and opened the food box after getting dressed, no matter how unbearable his identity was, he could always get one or two points of preferential treatment if he hung the name of the general, and the delicacy of this meal was almost up to the standard of Mrs.
Zheng, but it made him full.The little slave was eating happily, but suddenly he heard a commotion outside, and blinked suspiciously, but he didn't mean to go out to see the excitement, because the general said that he should stay in the tent honestly.After a while, a miserable scream sounded, and the frightened little military slave hid on the bed, and it took a long time to recover and breathe a sigh of relief.The soldier guarding outside the tent didn't hear the movement of the little slave for a long time, so he came in to take a look, and when he saw his unproductive appearance, he couldn't help but roll his eyes, but when he saw the person blinking his tearful eyes, he couldn't help but slow down his tone, and went out after a few words of comfort.It turned out that there was an assassin assassinating the general, and the assassination in broad daylight was indeed unexpected, but unfortunately the assassin's kung fu was not at home, so the general was able to do it in two or three clicks, and he dug out his heart in public.Sure enough, it is in line with the consistent style of the Qingguo people, ruthless and vicious, and never gives the opponent a chance to breathe, this general looks lustful, but he has enough means to take on this role.The little military slave thought that once the general discovered the flaw, no matter how favored he was, in the end he would only end up peeling his heart and skin, and the Qingguo people had never remembered the old feelings."
In this way, Lu Biao is a wonder."
Thinking of Lu Biao's various performances after the death of "Proud Concubine", the little military slave couldn't help but chuckle, and thought about it, maybe Lu Biao is not a strange person in Qingguo, but just made a mistake that emotional people will make.The word love, it's too troublesome, fortunately the person ran away from marriage, otherwise I'm afraid he will also make a mistake, and the love will be broken at just the right moment, for the future, he will not let himself be entangled with "love" again.In the evening, the general returned, and had a meal under the service of the little military slaves, and after he had eaten his fill, it was natural to do something light.Then, the soldiers guarding outside the tent heard the sound that made people blush, and they just wanted to knock themselves out of this embarrassing state.I don't know how long it took for the general to stop and give orders to bring in hot water."
General, take a good bath" Not long after the hot water was brought in, he heard the coquettish voice of the little military slave, but it was the general's wheezing voice that answered him.It wasn't until the middle of the night that the general was completely quiet, but the little military slave opened his eyes, recalling the information he had just learned from the general's mouth, the battle in the northeast fortress of Fengguo was becoming more and more intense, and Lu Biao also issued several orders in a row, asking all the border troops of Qingguo to be on alert, waiting for the order to start the war at all times.Although the area where the general is located is not as important as other military locations, it is the key point for the transportation of grain and grass, and there is a big fuss about it.The little military slave smiled slightly, lying sideways in the general's arms, and people had to wake up to see that his dependence was not: