"If you don't believe me, open his umbrella and you'll know."
When Xu Buyan's words came out, my heart suddenly became anxious, and the villagers immediately looked at me, no, they should have looked at the bamboo tube I hung on my back.With the experience of the last time, I will never dare to leave Lu Yao alone at home in the future.Besides, if Liu Qian or Lin Sanshui accidentally opens the bamboo tube and takes out the umbrella, they won't be scared.Wherever I went, I would put my umbrella in a bamboo tube and carry it with me.However, this time, I was smart and mistaken for smart.Some villagers asked, "He doesn't have an umbrella on him."
But some people are smarter, so they saw the bamboo tube on my back and said that it would be in the bamboo tube, and someone was going to come to get my bamboo tube.Frightened, I quickly struggled away, then quickly took a few steps back and held the bamboo tube in my arms.At this time.Xu Buyan said again: "Everyone saw that he was so desperate to protect the umbrella, which means that there must be something unsightly in it."
There was dirt in there, and everyone caught him" Hearing the dirt, the villagers were scared.Some people just say.It's daylight and the sun is in the sky, so don't be afraid.The more timid seem to have become emboldened, daring to come up to me.I stepped back step by step, and they pressed forward step by step, telling me to take out the bamboo tube and show it to the big guy.I couldn't explain it to them, so I had to turn around and run away.When the villagers saw that I had run away, they immediately chased after me.On the village path, I ran deftly and quickly, followed by a large group of villagers.They chased me on one side.While telling me to stand, he even outflanked me in three ways.I haven't been in Tianshui Village for many days, so I'm not familiar with the terrain and road conditions here, and after running for about ten minutes, I was surrounded by dozens of villagers.Step by step, they approached me and told me to take out the bamboo tube and show it to everyone.If it's okay, it won't embarrass me.Do you believe this kind of At this moment, Lin Laohan suddenly turned around, stopped a few villagers with the flat pole in his hand, and then told me to run quickly from him.Seeing the opportunity, I picked up the bamboo tube and hit the two villagers in the face.The two of them covered their faces and felt pain, and I immediately ran out with the bamboo tube in my arms.But as soon as he ran a few steps, he was grabbed by Xu Buyan's arm.He stretched out his foot to trip me again, and I lost my balance and immediately fell forward.The villagers swarmed up and surrounded me.An old man said, "Young man, show the bamboo tube to Daochang Xu, if there is nothing wrong, we will not be embarrassed for you." ”"Boy.Bring the bamboo tube or I'll kill you. ”"What are you looking at on the dog's day, tell you to bring the bamboo tube" Later, I learned that Quanyangguan has a high reputation in this area.People from ten miles and eight villages often go to Guanli to burn incense and pray for something.If there is something white in the village, basically the Taoist of the Quanyang Temple will be asked to do it.And Xu Buyan often helps people do white things, and the price is cheap, and every time it goes smoothly.That's why the villagers believed in him.Therefore, when Xu Buyan said, the bodies of Qiu Poor and Lin Xiaoran were stolen by me, and I also did it when Qiu Blind disappeared.Plus, I'm a foreigner, and they don't know me.That's why they believe in Xu Buyan so much and come to deal with me without hesitation.Seeing that I didn't give it, several villagers rushed up to grab the bamboo tube.I held on to my life.Then he rolled on the ground, curled up in a ball, and let them fight.They fought for a while, two people hugged my legs, four people grabbed my two hands, and another strong man grabbed one end of the bamboo tube and pulled hard.I was eighteen years old, and I was fighting with so many people, so in less than ten seconds, they snatched the bamboo tube.As soon as I took off the bamboo tube, I shouted to give it back to me.But a few villagers pinned me to the ground.I can't even move.After the strong man grabbed the bamboo tube, he handed it to Xu Buyan and asked him to help take a look.Xu Buyan took the bamboo tube, took out an umbrella from it, and sneered at me."
Xu Buyan, you shitty bastard, you kind of come at me," I scolded.As soon as I finished scolding, a man kicked me in the mouth, and the kick hurt me so much that the skin of my mouth immediately bled out.I continued to scold.He took it and kicked me again.Xu Buyan let him be kicked and said: "A person like this who digs up graves and steals corpses, it is light to kill him."
Since he stole the corpse to make money for someone else's yin marriage, then why don't you let him experience a yin marriage in person" Lin Laohan ran over and hurriedly explained to Xu Buyan, saying that I was his distant relative, and I had been at his house these days, and there was no corpse theft.When the big guy saw that Lin Laohan said this, some people were shaken.After all, the daughter of the disappeared Lin Laohan.If it's really my stolen corpse, why would Lin Laohan help me, it doesn't make sense.Fortunately, the villagers are not all fools, and some people think it is strange and ask Xu Daochang if he is mistaken.But some people with sick brains firmly believe that Xu Buyan's words are right, saying that Lin Laohan must have fallen into evil spirits, so he will talk nonsense.Some people were curious and asked Xu Buyan if there was really something dirty in the umbrella, of course Xu Buyan said.With that, he opened the umbrella with a snap.All eyes were on the umbrellas.But nothing.Xu Buyan was stunned, his brows furrowed, and he didn't seem to understand what was going on.At this time, I was secretly happy in my heart, Xu Buyan, Xu Buyan.Do you think I'm going to be that stupid Actually, while walking through a family's pigsty, I glanced back, and the people behind me hadn't chased after me.So in three seconds, I took out my umbrella from the bamboo tube.Open it and put it away in a bamboo tube.Lu Yao also knew that the situation was urgent, so he left the umbrella without hesitation and flew into the pig's body.I didn't see anything dirty, and some villagers asked Xu Buyan what was going on, didn't he say that there was anything dirty At this time, some people began to doubt Xu Buyan's words."
The big guy saw it, it was all a misunderstanding just now, a misunderstanding."
Lin Laohan hurriedly made a round.A few villagers who were pressing me also slowly reduced their strength and let me go.Xu Buyan was stared at by everyone.A little embarrassed, he said, "That filthy thing must have escaped."
But don't worry, I don't speak, it's absolutely right.Now, I'm going to get him," he said.Xu Buyan led the villagers to a courtyard.He babbled there and did the Fa, then took out a small gourd, shouted "Close", and plugged the stopper, the big guy didn't understand, but I saw it clearly.This Xu does not speak.He didn't do anything at all, he was just playing tricks there.In his gourd, there were ghosts in the collection.He told the villagers to come in, close the doors and windows, and turn on the lights.There is no sunlight in the house.He opened the gourd and released a female ghost.The female ghost's face was rotten a lot, and the rest of her skin was also blue, and she was dressed in tattered clothes and red nails.The villagers screamed in fright when they saw the female ghost.Tell Xu Buyan to hurry up and accept it.Xu Buyan smiled, easily put the female ghost in, and then said to the villagers: "Now that everyone has seen it, I have taken the female ghost hidden in that kid's umbrella."
Now everyone believes what I say," the villagers nodded their heads and said they believed it, and then stared at me with resentful eyes.This time.Lin Laohan didn't know how to explain it, just looked at me, his eyes were full of apologies.I thought to myself, this is the end of it."
Everyone said, like this kind of madman, digging graves and stealing corpses, should we let him also marry the female corpse" Xu Buyan shouted."
Yes," the villagers shouted in unison."
Then everyone has an idea, who do you want him to marry," Xu Buyan said with a smile.The villagers began to discuss, but to no avail.At this time, a man who had been beaten by me with a bamboo tube before stood up.said: "Didn't our village be haunted decades ago, it seems that it was also a female ghost, in a rotten house on the mountainside." ”Hearing this, many villagers showed fear on their faces and said that it was strange and scary not to mention this.The man said, "Well, a person like this should be allowed to suffer by himself."
Xu Daochang, let him marry the female ghost on the mountainside" As soon as Xu Buyan heard this, he immediately smiled and said, "Okay, it's daytime, the female corpse can't move, let's dig it up now."
If you are bold, come with me.With me, I am sure to ensure that everyone will not be hurt a little. ”: