"Little sister, will you take me to play, haha" From the moment I was stunned, the fat uncle shook his hands and twisted his ass and walked towards me.I couldn't tell his age at all, his head was round, his face was fat, and he was quite shiny, and when he smiled, the red blush on both sides really looked like two apples.This won't be the Zou seniors I'm looking for, I looked at his rather happy face carefully.Really, I want to cry, it seems that the aunt just now really didn't lie to me, Zou seniors are crazy, "Little sister, let's go goodbye first" The fat grandfather beckoned to me and let me go into the law hall inside.I looked at the Maitreya Buddha inside, although the family is not a traditional believer in Buddhism, but they are all people who believe in cause and effect, today I came here to find a master to help us get through the difficulties, the master did not find, and it is natural to meet the Buddha and worship the Buddha, so I stepped in, knelt on the futon in front of it, and bowed three times.When I bowed, the fat grandfather also knelt next to me and bowed with me, his fingers were fat and together, like a ball of meat.After praying, I got up.The fat grandfather also got up and ran to the back happily, I don't know what he was doing, but I felt that it was useless to ask someone to help, so I stood up and prepared to go out, and I saw my cousin looking around from the yard."
Wangqiu, is this it?"
he saw me standing in the Dharma hall, and stepped in two steps to ask me."
It's here, but ah, let's go," I tugged at his sleeve.I don't want him to be disappointed after seeing the fat grandfather's behavior just now, just like me.But Nan Wangxia was very curious, he asked me: "What are you going to do, the person we are looking for" "Hey, it's not the kind of person we are looking for" I was a little discouraged, I couldn't find anyone to go back to help, what should I do next.At this time, the fat grandfather came out diagonally with a light blue cloth bag singing a little song, and as soon as he saw Nan Wangxia next to me, his eyes widened, and he strode over.The slap slapped on Wangxia's head, "Little rabbit cub, don't worship when you see the smiling Buddha" The cousin was stunned by his slap, why, he moved very fast, and the cousin was more than one meter and eight, the fat grandfather jumped up and hit, the round body was like no weight, and what was even stranger was that Nan Wangxia, who was very fast in his maneuver, couldn't dodge.And then he snorted.He really turned around and went to worship Maitreya Buddha in a pretend.When he was praying, the fat grandfather crossed his waist and watched him.After the cousin finished the worship smoothly, he stood up and said respectfully: "Senior, the worship is over" He actually ignored the two blushes and curved thick eyebrows on the fat grandfather's face, which made me very puzzled, I immediately reminded him: "Big brother, didn't you notice anything wrong with this grandfather?"
"Of course something is wrong, the master deserves to be a master."
As soon as the voice came to this, I saw the fat grandfather holding my arm and said with a smile: "Little sister, we can go play, go play" The cousin was dumbfounded, looked back at the surroundings, and asked me: "There is no one else here, Wangqiu, will you find the wrong place" "That's right, the address is here, it should be him, but the senior's brain is a little bit like that now" I pointed to my head, full of embarrassment.People, birth, old age, sickness and death, since the old Zou is from the generation of the old seniors, not to mention a hundred, there are also 90 years old, it is normal to have Alzheimer's disease, look like this, like a child of a few years old.He just went in and packed a blue bag and came out, I don't know what it contains, it's bulging.The cousin exhaled a breath, looked at the sky outside, looked at the Maitreya Buddha behind him and said: "This place, but Yajing, he is alone" "Well, alone, I came alone, it should be his own management here." ”The clean house, the plants are well raised, the Maitreya Buddha is also very good, and the smell of fragrant wax is all over the courtyard, like walking into a temple."
Then he's not stupid" The cousin looked at the fat grandfather, not daring to look deeper, for fear that he would suddenly jump up and hit him on the head, the fat man is so old, he is not easy to fight back, I replied with a wry smile: "It's really not stupid, it's rejuvenation" The cousin let out a breath, ran to the stone steps outside the courtyard to sit down, and took out a cigarette.When he couldn't turn his head.will smoke and let yourself ponder.Unexpectedly, he just lit the cigarette, the fat man saw it, strode over with his waist crossed, blew a sharp breath on his cigarette butt, and slapped him on the head, the cousin still greeted this obediently as just now, the slap did not seem to be heavy, but for a few seconds, the cousin was stunned and his mouth was O-shaped, so he looked up at the fat man and reprimanded him: "In front of the laughing Buddha, let you light a cigarette, let you light a cigarette" I walked over in surprise and reminded my brother to say: "Brother, your cigarette is out" The cousin looked down, ghostly replied: "I know, he blew it out for me" In my life, I have seen someone blow out candles, and I have never seen anyone blow out a lit cigarette in one breath, and I suddenly felt that this fat man was stupid, but he had some ability.The cousin seemed to be a little unconvinced, and lit the cigarette again to risk his life.It was also just lit, and it was blown out by the fat man This time he believed it, lost his cigarette and pulled me to the side and said: "This old man is not simple, I have an idea" "What idea" I blinked and looked at him, and he counted the most ghost ideas, but I like it.My cousin had a bad idea and said, "He is very fierce to me, but he is very gentle with you, you try to talk to him and see if he listens."
He turned around and smiled and said to the fat man: "Grandpa, what do you want to play, what do you want to play" "Play with the young lady, anything" The fat man shook his fat arm and said, I really want to put more small pink flowers on his head, so that he can be named Ruhua "Then you see, what is this red painting on his face, or let's wipe it off for him" I pulled out a wet towel from my bag, and the fat man did not object, he was very happy to stretch his face, let me wipe his face quickly, it was really no different from a child.The cousin said again: "You let him try in a circle" I glared at him, "Why is it not big or small" "Ouch, you just do it" I was helpless, so I had to smile and say to the fat man: "Grandpa, don't you want to play, let's play in circles" The fat man clapped his hands and said: "Okay, okay" and then turned a few times in place, the movements were so flexible, not like an old man at all.Seeing this, my cousin pulled me aside and said, "I have an idea, the old man doesn't seem to have a good brain, but he should still have the ability, let me tell you, I felt it when he hit me, and I wanted to hide, but for a moment, I couldn't move, I think his previous abilities should still be on his body, and he didn't degenerate because of his brain, so let's take him back together" "How can this work" I didn't even think about shaking my head, even if this fat man has two hits, but his brain is really not good, We're basically outlaws now, I can't take advantage of people's stupidity and hurt people" Nan Wangqiu, when is this, none of us can rely on it, this old man must have other skills, and he can save his life by taking it with him" Hearing my cousin say help so loudly, the fat man walked next to me.He took my arm again and said, "Little sister, take me" I scratched my scalp in embarrassment, what is the matter" Otherwise, you can call Fang Zi, you see what he says" The cousin made an opinion.I can't make up my mind now, so I have to take out the phone and stand in the corner of the courtyard to call Fangzi.The phone was quickly connected, and Fang Zi's voice came from the other end, "Wangqiu, did Senior Zou find it?"
I wasn't sure yet, so I asked him, "Brother Fang."
Where Old Zou lived, what did it look like" "On Chinese New Year's Eve, there is a brown old wooden door, there is a courtyard inside, and there is a Buddhist hall in the north, which is dedicated to the laughing Buddha. ”The place is right, I asked again: "What does the old Zou senior look like" "When I met him ten years ago, his hair was already gray, not tall, chubby, and an old man who loves to laugh, if he is still there, he should be one hundred and eight years old" According to the Fang Zi description of this, in addition to the age does not look like, the image in other aspects is quite consistent.I told him truthfully: "The person has been found, but the old Zou senior's brain doesn't seem to be very bright, like a child, I suspect that he is too old and has Alzheimer's disease" After hearing this, Fang Zi immediately asked me: "Is his body still tough, in addition to the performance like a child, does he have any other characteristics" "He is not like a hundred years old, he looks like this, he is fifty or sixty years old, and his body feels better than me, he jumped up and hit my brother's head, and my brother was stunned" Fang Zi replied with excitement in his affirmation: " That's right, he's not Alzheimer's."
What is that" I was a little surprised by this reaction.The other person replied: "Senior Zou is the descendant of Shakyamun, specializing in the Maitreya Sutra, and his hands have already practiced the Dharma seal, don't underestimate him to hit it gently."
Maybe you can beat people stupidly to death all of a sudden, this is called Buddha beating your brother is okay now" "It's okay, it's good" "That's right, it proves that he Buddha doesn't beat his head indiscriminately, and it didn't hurt your brother's roots, then it's not stupid" "What is that" I tilted my head and glanced at the fat man next to me, he was happily waiting for me to finish the call.Fang Zi on the other end of the phone didn't see the fat man's smile with his own eyes, if he saw it, he probably wouldn't think it was stupid Fang Zi regretfully told me: "I don't know, after all, I only know such a person who cultivates the Maitreya Sutra." ”Wangxia and I had an idea, so I could only ask him for his opinion, I said: "Aren't we looking for a helper My brother wants to bring Zou seniors, I am a little hesitant, Brother Fang, you said that this belt is not brought I'm afraid" Fang Zi interrupted me and asked: "Is he willing to go with you" "Yes, as soon as I entered this courtyard just now, he jumped out and called me little sister."
It's really tormenting me" Right now, the fat man is still swinging his waist, waiting for me to take him out to play."
That autumn girl, you are a good man, the people of Shakyamon are all about chance, he has cultivated to this realm, he must be with you to fall in love with you, otherwise others will take him away, and I don't know what will happen" I think about it, didn't the aunt in the alley just now just say, was a four-eyed boy cut down last month, "so I can really take him away" "He is willing to go with you, you have appeared, he can find you wherever you go, he is not willing to go with you, it is useless for you to tie him up, you are now the time to use people, What do you want to do so much" Fang Zi's sentence gave me a reassurance.I turned around and said to my cousin: "Fang Zi said okay" "Then what else to say, let's go" My cousin just did what he said, and he was not afraid of big things."
Let's go, let's go" The fat man was also very happy.I went back to worship Maitreya Buddha, lit a stick of incense, and followed us out of the old building.When we came out, we also locked the door and a few of us walked through this alley full of people, and some nearby residents should know the fat man, and they all looked at us strangely.But such people are not very old, I saw two old ladies take the initiative to give us way, and then put their index fingers together and worship the fat man, as if he was the real body of Maitreya Buddha, and came out to pay a private visit."
See, only these older generations know what faith is, and those young babies don't understand fart."
The cousin walked in front and said.I'm torn to death in my heart, and I always feel that this thing is not very reliable.Back in the car, driving back to Shao's house, everything went well.There were no people watching the Shao family outside, so we went in and parked the car next to the house.The fat man sat in the car and slept all the way, his round belly was bulging, and he was even laughing when he was sleeping.Not to mention, it's really like a Buddha.The Shao family knew that my brother and I had gone out, and they were all worried and waiting, seeing that we were back, they all came out to greet us.However, looking at their faces, they are not good-looking, it should be that Shao Bo has called the Yue family during this time, and the situation should not be very optimistic.My cousin went down first, and I helped the fat man down from behind.After the fat man came down, he looked curiously at the big house with a green lawn around him.Didn't say anything.When we went up the stairs, my cousin had been called in by the eldest brother of the Shao family, and went upstairs to the study to see Uncle Shao Shao Yunfan also came downstairs, and saw me come in with such a fat grandfather, knowing that it was the master I invited back, and quickly shouted respectfully: "Hello seniors" The fat man slapped him on the head like he did to his cousin: "Sincere people's hearts are open, don't forget people because of old hatred" I think Fang Zi is right, the fat man is really not stupid, and he saw Shao Yunfan for the first time.I know that he has an old grudge, but I don't really understand the overall meaning of this sentence.Shao Yunfan was beaten like this, and he was also stunned, then lowered his head, nodded very reverently: "Yes, yes" "Have you eaten, we haven't had lunch yet, and the fat man hasn't eaten" I'm not very hungry, I'm afraid that the fat man will be hungry The housekeeper of the Shao family hurriedly ordered the kitchen to bring us food, I took the fat man to the dining room, first set up the chair for him, and then took off the cloth bag on his body, he didn't refuse, I quietly glanced inside, hey, what are the things here, except for a wooden fish, A string of round and rolling Buddha beads can still be seen, the others are stacks of white paper in my backpack, anyway, it is all the charms prepared for me by Xun Xu, which are all bought from the Lingfeng company at a high price, these white papers, what's the use, let's eat first, the kitchen will be brought over after a while, braised pig's trotters, roast chicken, boiled fish, the kitchen should think I am hungry, on these big fish and meat.I don't taboo it, it doesn't matter, but when the fat man was unhappy, I immediately thought that he was practicing the Maitreya Sutra, a monk, and he doesn't eat meat."
Hurry down and send some vegetarian ones up," I said to the butler.The housekeeper also saw it, and immediately changed the dishes, and replaced them with a few green vegetables, and I ate a few bites, thinking that my cousin was talking to Uncle Shao about things on it, so I didn't eat again.Other dishes.The fat man ate cleanly, and there was no soup left.Not long after, my cousin also came down and called my name, "Wangqiu, come here." ”I saw him go up, and his face changed, and I knew that something was coming, so I got up and went over.My cousin said to me: "Uncle Shao called, the attitude of the Yue family is unknown, I made an appointment with the Shao family, and said that the two of them will sit down and talk face to face" "This can still be discussed, I didn't do it directly, there should be room for maneuver" I asked uncertainly.My cousin's expression was ugly, and he told me: "I don't think so, the Yue family has other ghost thoughts" "What's the matter" The cousin spat out a heavy breath and replied: "Why is the Yue family on the phone, indicating that you should go with me" "I"