"Hello to Miss Jun."
The bell on the person who came rang crisply, and both the fat man and the thin rod stood up.She has a round face, her eyes flickering at the room, her face is peachy in a pink dress, she hurriedly closes the door as soon as she comes in, clapping her hands and asking with a posture: "I heard that someone had the audacity to hit my baby Qingluan, I'll take a look." ”Fat Dang and Skinny both looked at me with a look of death on their faces.I took the initiative to admit: "It was I who hit the owner of the North Departure, and I already know that I was wrong." ”She ran to me with joy, I couldn't dodge, she fell to the ground, she held my face and frowned slightly: "Courage is commendable, it's ugly, but I like the pattern on your face, hello, my name is Xiling and Jun, I am the demon king of the world in the stunning villa, I decided to cover you from now on, just rely on you dare to hit the baby Qingluan who fell down when you touch it, I will obey you." ”I had a bitter word, and it took a while to hold back a sentence: "Miss Youjun, can you get up from me first, my hands are crippled." ”Xiling and Jun took his hand away from my face, lifted my right hand, and then lifted my left hand, and then got up satisfied: "Just hit that paper-thin light luan, you will be crippled like this" I said dejectedly: "Not only that, in one day, I broke into the forbidden land, went to the water prison, hit the owner, and released the big villain in your mouth." ”Xiling and Jun pouted: "Then you will have two broken hands, it's okay." ”After speaking, seeing my frustrated expression, he comforted me again: "Actually, it doesn't matter if you let go of Shentu Valley, that guy's tendons have been broken, just let him fend for himself, anyway, there is no legend of the immortality of the god of grains on the rivers and lakes." ”It turned out that the old man's name was Shentu Valley.I asked her curiously: "What is the immortal god of the grain" Xiling and Jun laughed: "That's not a thing, Shentu Valley is full of evil, it's not a thing at all, sixteen years ago, the rivers and lakes still had his name of the immortal god of the grain, the so-called god of grains, the void and the spirit, how can he deserve it" I secretly gasped for air, I had a big disaster, and I actually let go of the big devil who had been imprisoned for 16 years.Fat Dang touched the back of his head, staring at the string of bells hanging from Xiling and Jun's waists.Xiling and Jun were confused by him, and slapped him: "You are a thief, why are you staring at me" Fat Dang turned his head aggrievedly and went to the thin rod: "Thin rod, do you remember the guy who came to Taoyuan to steal peaches a few days ago" The thin rod pointed at me and said: "Remember, isn't it the ugly girl" Fat Dang circled around Xiling and Jun and said: "The ugly girl only broke in today, and the person who came to steal the peaches a few days ago ran up a string of bells and jingled, which sounded similar to the one hanging around Miss Jun's waist." ”The thin rod immediately covered the fat mouth: "Fat man, you are tired of life, and you dare to insult Miss Jun." ”I looked at the expressions of these people, and then looked at the eccentric Xiling Hejun, only to see her eyes flickering, and her expression was a little unnatural: "That's it, dead fatty, are you tired of being crooked, if you don't want to live, this girl has 11,000 ways to make you die." ”Fat Dang didn't dare to say more, Xiling and Jun smiled with satisfaction: "Hey, you two lift her up and sit down, I want to interrogate her well." ”I sat on a wooden chair in the interrogation hall, my stomach gurgling.Xiling and Jun stepped on the tea table next to the wooden chair, put one hand on their knees, stared at me and asked, "Chivalrous girl, what's your name" I replied weakly: "Lou Yusheng, but Miss Jun can be like them, call me a ugly." ”Xiling and Jun stood up straight, and slapped their heads at the fat dang and thin rod who were waiting on the side: "You two remember, her name is Lou Yusheng, not Ah Chou, if I hear you insult chivalrous women by your appearance in the future, I will cut off your tongues and put them in the viper jar to soak in wine and drink." ”After she finished speaking, she stood in front of me with a smile: "I'll call you Sister Yusheng in the future, wait until the day of the Queqiao Conference, I will be fifteen years old, I have been in this broken mountain for fifteen years, it's too boring, it's better for me to let you go quietly, you take me out to explore the rivers and lakes, how" is really a demon king of the world, I agree with her proposal from the bottom of my heart.But Fat Dang and Thin Pole took two steps forward and stood beside me, one left and one right: "Taishi Niang has an order, who dares to let her go, Zhuang Gui will serve." ”Xiling and Jun pouted, with a sad face: "Sister Yusheng, look at it, there are a group of wooden people in the villa, and they are either chattering about the rules of the village or punishing, and they are very boring, if you stay any longer, I will go crazy." ”I looked at my half-crippled body: "But I'm dying now." ”Xiling and Jun winked at me: "As long as you recognize my sister, I promise that as long as I have a breath of air, you will be able to jump around." ”Could it be that the words I had with the Bodhisattva in my heart were heard by the Buddha, so he sent such a lovely savior to help me, I nodded: "As long as Miss Jun doesn't dislike me for being ugly." ”Xiling and Jun stretched out their hands: "Don't dislike it, don't dislike it, even if you only have one eye and half a nose and no mouth, I don't dislike you, quick, stretch out your hand, we will pull the hook and hang ourselves, we will not change for a hundred years, whoever changes is the turtle king bastard." ”My left hand was wrapped in gauze, my right hand couldn't move, and I barely stretched out my little finger, Xiling and Jun pulled the hook excitedly, and I wanted to call grandma in pain."
Fat dang, thin rod, you two can't catch the peach thief anyway, instead of being a garden keeper in Taoyuan for a lifetime, it is better to go through the rivers and lakes with us, how about it, do you two cowardly eggs dare not" The thin rod was stimulated by Xiling and Junyi, and responded again and again: "As long as you say a word to Miss Jun, the thin rod is willing to die for Miss Jun, and he will not hesitate." ”Xiling and Jun nodded with satisfaction, and looked at Fat Dang: "Fat man, what about you" Fat Dang shook his head like a rattle: "You are violating the rules of the village, you are going to be sent to the back garden to do coolies, and you are also in the same stream with her" Before the words were finished, Xiling and Jun stepped forward and grabbed Fat Dang's ears: "So you are greedy for life and afraid of death" Fat Dang's tone was pale: "No." ”Xiling and Jun let go of him and clapped his hands: "That's not it, let's go, fat, you have a lot of strength, you carry Sister Yusheng on your back, let's take advantage of the dark to copy the path down the mountain." ”I didn't expect that I had such a good life, fat when I carried me, the thin rod was on the side, Xiling and Jun walked in front, opened the door and walked down the steps, turned to the right Two corridors are out of the palace, to the left The four of us looked to the left, and the soul was scared
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