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Chapter 95: The Emperor of Vinegar


When Concubine Shu reacted, Xu Zhaoyi's face was already pale with anger, and she sat on the stool and shouted that it was so hot.The rest sat opposite Chun Jieyu and Wang Zhaoyi, the two were still young, but they were low-key, they didn't join in the excitement or listen to gossip, they just sat quietly and listened to the music played by the servants.The remaining concubines all looked older than Li Yao, and there was not the slightest weirdness in the smiles on their faces, more like they were watching a play.I quietly pinched Li Yao: "Now you will make me miserable, it is estimated that I will have to sleep in bed from today onwards." ”Li Yao gritted her teeth and replied to me: "Don't be afraid, at most, you sleep below, I sleep above, what kind of knife or sword, I will block it for you." ”I put my hand on Li Yao's chest: "You think it's beautiful." ”Then he returned to his seat and sat down, Li Yao spread his hands: "What I said is the same as you."

Are you thinking crookedly in your little brain" Originally, it was just our whispering, but I didn't expect Li Yao to say it loudly, I blushed and buried my head in eating grapes.Empress Zhong walked from her seat to Li Yao with a smile on her face: "Your Majesty, what are you talking about" Li Yao squinted slightly: "I am talking to the jade beauty."

Let the jade beauty sleep below, and I sleep above. ”Everyone burst into laughter, and Su Zi stood behind Li Yao, and said with some embarrassment: "Your Majesty, it's better for you to go back to the house with Yumei to discuss such matters."

In front of so many girls, it's not appropriate. ”Li Yao suddenly pulled me up and hugged me in her arms, and said proudly in front of everyone: "Why, I am fortunate that my own woman can't even say a word in my own territory, and all the concubines at this family banquet are happy, and I took the jade beauty back to the palace first." ”After speaking, he picked me up, not caring about the feelings of the rest of the sisters.I pinched the flesh of his chest: "There is a price to be paid for the hairy hands and feet." ”Li Yao tugged at her eyebrows and whispered for mercy: "Please, little ancestor, my concubines are all watching."

It's okay to give some face, you just rely on me to spoil you, you dare to be so arrogant in front of me, if you marry a wicked man, see what you do" I put my arms around his neck: "I really want to try what will happen if I marry a wicked man" Li Yao's black face: "If you dare to try, I will dare to break your legs." ”When I came back from the family banquet in the Imperial Garden, I kept shouting in the house: "I haven't eaten enough, Li Yao, you give me a death." ”Li Yao locked me in the room and said that he wanted to punish me for betraying him in my heart, and this damn Li Yao didn't even let me drink saliva.Xiao Liu and Lili were eating jujube paste cake at the door and gloating: "Lili, I found that today's jujube paste cake is delicious, you can taste my piece again, isn't it very fragrant." ”Lili also deliberately angered me: "This jujube mud cake is much better than steamed buns, it seems that I have to steal a little more and bring it back." ”In the end, Aunt Ran Yun came in with white fungus soup and quietly told me that Li Yao was in the kitchen to make me a flower chicken.I really smelled the smell of called flower chicken, and couldn't help but beg Aunt Ran Yun: "Let me go out, I'm so bored in the house, when I'm upset, my appetite is not good, I can't eat the flower chicken if I don't have a bad appetite, I can't eat the flower chicken, the emperor will be unhappy, and the emperor will be unhappy."

Isn't the sky falling?"

Aunt Ran Yun was upright, not as much as Aunt Yue Slow, she felt very reasonable to hear me say this, and saw me patting my chest and swearing to her that this matter had nothing to do with her, and I myself sneaked out quietly while she was unprepared.Aunt Ran Yun stopped stopping me, but when I arrived at the door, I was stopped by Xiaoliu and Lili."

Don't you two want to know what the emperor's kitchen is like today" Lili nodded first: "I'm really curious, Sister Yusheng, do you think the emperor will burn the kitchen" Xiao Liu was also curious: "Then what are you waiting for, hurry up, you can smell the fragrance."

A little later and you won't see anything. ”So the three of us hid at the door of the kitchen and peeked, Li Yao was dirty and sweating profusely, Su Zi fanned him on the side, and complained: "Your Majesty."

Just leave this kind of thing to the minions, why should the emperor do it himself" Li Yao knocked on Su Zi's brain: "The one I made myself is called Hua Ji, and Yusheng will feel a little fragrant when you eat it, and you have to do it yourself if you pet a woman, and everything depends on you."

I'm jealous. ”Su Zi was puzzled: "What kind of jealousy does the emperor eat" Li Yao knocked him again: "Stupid you, my woman I don't hurt myself, let you hold it in the palm of your hand, I am not a man if I am not jealous." ”Su Zi was still puzzled: "But the emperor is the master, and the servants are all working for the master."

What does this have to do with jealousy?"

”Lili couldn't help but say it, Li Yao turned around and shouted: "Who is at the door" I pulled my legs and wanted to run, but the two traitors, Lili and Xiaoliu, were as powerful as cattle and pushed me into the kitchen.When I saw Li Yao's stunned and dirty face, I couldn't help but laugh."

Your Majesty.You're touching all the mud called Flower Chicken on your face, throw you in the fire and roast it, and you can become a Flower Chicken, oh no, it's called Flower Dragon. ”As a result, Aunt Yue Slow, who appeared in time, pinched my back: "Little master, don't take the emperor to make fun." ”Li Yao was furious: "Xiao Suzi."

You go and put Xiaoliu and Lili in the firewood room, and no one can release them without my permission. ”Su Zi dismantled the stage on the side: "But the emperor, if you don't have an iron chain, I'm afraid you won't be able to tie those two martial arts masters, and besides, the minions can't beat the two of them." ”Li Yao knocked on his head again: "Look at your little bit of interest." ”Xiao Liu and Lili laughed loudly at the door, and Li Yao shouted angrily: "You two let me in." ”When they all arrived and saw Li Yao's face, they burst into laughter again, and even Aunt Yue Slow tried her best to endure it.I couldn't hold back my laughter."

Is that funny, you two?"

Li Yao had mud in one hand and a torch in his hand, which was too much like a man.After laughing, Xiao Liu pinched his stiff face: "Oh, it's so funny, the emperor has never eaten a dish, called vinegared potatoes, I think the emperor is vinegared today." ”Aunt Yue Slow couldn't help laughing and scolded harshly: "Little Liu."

Don't talk to the emperor like that. ”Xiao Liu lowered his head and whispered to Lili: "But she herself is obviously laughing." ”This farce ended with the Queen Mother.But the Empress Dowager Song saw her son standing in front of her with his hands covered in mud and sweat, her eyebrows were tightly wrinkled, and she didn't speak for a long time, and the expression on her face made us all stunned in our hearts.After a while.Empress Dowager Song laughed: "Your Majesty, what game are you playing" Li Yao also breathed a sigh of relief, dug out of the fire and asked: "Has the queen mother ever eaten called flower chicken" Empress Dowager Song got closer: "This black thing is called flower chicken" Li Yao began to proudly show the Empress Dowager Song what is called a flower chicken, and after smelling the fragrance of the flower chicken, the Empress Dowager Song said like an ordinary mother: "Jing'er."

You can also make a flower chicken" Li Yao wiped the sweat on his forehead with his hand, and there was another layer of dirt on his face: "Queen Mother, this is Yusheng's favorite dish, when I get it ready, you can taste it." ”With the help of Aunt Yue Slow and others.The flower chicken was served smoothly on the table, and the Empress Dowager Song sandwiched a small piece of cut chicken and nodded again and again: "It's so fragrant." ”Li Yao's face was instantly full of pride, and Su Zi whispered on the side: "Your Majesty, otherwise you should go and wash your face first" Li Yao shook his hand.He told me, "Leave me some, you glutton, don't eat it all at once." ”In front of the Empress Dowager Song, I was embarrassed and just wanted to find a hole to drill into.After Li Yao left, Empress Dowager Song pointed to the stool in front of her: "Yusheng, sit down and taste the flower chicken that the emperor personally made for you."

The queen mother of the mourning family has also failed, the emperor has never made food for the mourning family, and he still has to follow you to enjoy the blessings of my son. ”I was sitting on pins and needles, but the Empress Dowager Song ate several pieces of chicken in a row, and applauded vigorously.Aunt Yue Slow poked me on the side: "Little master."

Taste it, too. ”I chewed a piece of chicken and it was really good.Empress Dowager Song wiped her mouth: "Yusheng, don't look at Jing'er in front of you, in fact, he also has a talent for governing the country, one day go to Jing'er's imperial study to take a look, see what he looks like when he reviews the folds, make sure you like it." ”I laughed awkwardly on the side, and waited for Li Yao to come in, and then the Empress Dowager Song got down to business."

The mourning family came late at night to discuss something with the emperor."

Li Yao tore a chicken leg for me.He said, "Queen Mother, please speak." ”Aunt Qingdai immediately stepped forward to help the Empress Dowager Song, and said: "Your Majesty, the Empress Dowager has eaten all of her today, so it is better for the emperor to accompany the Empress Dowager to go outside." ”Li Yao was so smart, she immediately wiped her hands and got up and touched my head: "Obediently wait for me to come back after eating." ”I grinned and got up: "Congratulations to the Queen Mother." ”After they left, Aunt Yue Slow looked at me in a daze and asked, "Is this called Hua Ji still eaten?"

As soon as I came back to my senses, I saw Xiao Liu and Lili, two hungry wolves, sitting in front of me staring at this Hua Chicken, I immediately reached out and grabbed it: "Eat, of course I have to eat, I'm hungry, Aunt Yue Slow, you can taste it too." ”Xiao Liu and Lili were not polite, one of them tore most of them and devoured them, and Aunt Yue Slow poured water for them: "Slow down."

Slow down, be careful of choking, the two of you ate so many jujube paste cakes outside the door, and drank a big pot of osmanthus tea, are you still hungry now" Lili ate with a greasy mouth: "It's not the stomach that is hungry."

It's the mouth that has the final say. ”After saying that, he also hiccuped a lot.Aunt Yue Slow shook her head: "You guys, be careful of the meat on your face." ”After late at night, Xiao Liu and Lili competed in the courtyard, saying that in order to digest better, I waited for Li Yao in the house, but I waited until the end of the deep sleep, and Li Yao did not come back.The next day, as soon as I woke up, I heard flowers explode outside the house

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